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February 14, 2016 · 12:25 am

U.S. PRESIDENTS FROM EISENHOWER TO OBAMA

It’s President’s Day Weekend! Three days of basketball and being reminded about how the Democratic and Republican Parties stick us with pieces of garbage like Barack Obama and George W Bush. Here are some pros and cons of the more recent presidents.  

Eisenhower34. DWIGHT EISENHOWER – Motto: “FOOORE!” (Remember, the traditional cry as you’re teeing off in golf? Oh, never mind!)

Nickname: Uncle Milty

Pro: Knew enough to distrust Richard Nixon long before it became the national pasttime. 

Con: Was the first president to pronounce nuclear as “nucular”.

35. JOHN F KENNEDY – Motto: “Thank God for television!”

Nickname: FDR  

Pro: The man was shrewd enough to distrust both liberals and conservatives equally. 

Con: Continue reading →

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February 12, 2016 · 1:52 am

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND ART

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

LIBERALS –

American Liberals have become incapable of appreciating art and literature. Instead they pompously and intolerantly dissect ancient works of visual and written art looking for nothing but (yawn) racism, sexism, white privilege, colonial narratives, “the male gaze” and all their other paranoid obsessions.

They have no appreciation for beauty in any form. American Liberals have no identity outside of their political opinions so when they ponder the magnificent creations of past geniuses they use it as an excuse to pat themselves on the back about how much more “enlightened” they consider themselves to be than the brilliant people who created those works.  

Jesus says libs and cons both suckIt’s a very empty way to view the past and it’s also pointless. It’s only natural that people living in different time periods separated by a few hundred or a few thousand years WILL HAVE VERY DIFFERENT NOTIONS OF RIGHT AND WRONG.

And y’know what, Liberal snobs? People centuries from now will look back on YOUR value system and condemn it for not being the same as theirs. Do you really care if – long after you’re dead – pompous jackasses just like you sit around, sip wine and repeatedly reassure each other that they are morally superior to you?

CONSERVATIVES – Continue reading →

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February 11, 2016 · 11:17 pm

THE NINJA GOD EN NO OZUNU

En No OzunuRegular readers of Balladeer’s Blog know that I consider all religions to be mythology, which people are usually fine with unless it’s their own personal religion I’m examining. At any rate En No Ozunu is revered as the founder and most active mythical figure in the belief system called Shugendo, and in some offshoot cults of Shugendo as a virtual patron deity of ninja practices and ancient weather forecasting.

Practitioners of the Shugendo faith are called Yamabushi and their belief system fuses elements of Shinto, Ainu, Buddhism and Taoism along with features of shamanism and the ancient Japanese reverence for mountains, all of which are considered sacred ground in Shugendo.

The ninja connection is very big in popular culture but actually the Ainu are more technically the originators of many ninjutsu practices. For an even bigger pop culture tie-in there are versions of the En No Ozunu myth in which he is the father of Sadako (Neil Sadako?), the female figure in the Ringu novel plus its Japanese and American film adaptations. 

En No Ozunu supposedly began his existence on Earth when he was born to a mortal woman who was Continue reading →

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February 11, 2016 · 1:33 am

ISLAM: FOUR FOR THURSDAY

Islam and slavery1. The Muslim World has been a violent mess since the 7th Century, so a lot of people need to stop pretending that Islamic nations were peaceful until the supreme ass George W Bush came along.

2. The Muslim World was running the African slave trade long before the Western World got involved in it, and that same Muslim World STILL practices slavery.

3. As has been pointed out, in countries where Muslims are a minority they demand “tolerance” yet in countries where Muslims are the majority there is NO tolerance.   Continue reading →

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February 9, 2016 · 10:41 pm

COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS

Lincoln Memorial University RailsplittersNCAA Division Two – 1. LINCOLN MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY RAILSPLITTERS     ###    2. WEST LIBERTY STATE HILLTOPPERS     ###    3. WESTERN OREGON UNIVERSITY WOLVES     ###    4. AUGUSTANA (SD) VIKINGS     ###    5. QUEEN’S UNIVERSITY OF CHARLOTTE ROYALS     ###     Continue reading →

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February 8, 2016 · 12:35 am

THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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How can you NOT love being alive right now? There are so many battles worth fighting against so many thoroughly contemptible opponents! Both of our political parties in America now represent ONLY bloated rich pigs and have become so completely dishonest that only the obscenely wealthy have a realistic shot at the presidency.  

Liberals have taken over the censorship and blacklisting activities they pretended to disapprove of when they were used against them. In response Conservatives, who USED to control the censorship and blacklisting racket, have taken over the Liberals’ role of pretending to oppose those activities … for now.

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The Liberal Political Correctness Police are so hypersensitive and huffy they are even MORE fun to offend than Christian Conservatives used to be. Even worse are fanatical Muslims who seek to end Free Speech and spread their barbaric treatment of women everywhere they go. Liberals are happy to help ONLY the Muslims who hate the civilized world while refusing to let Muslims who seek reform of their faith even speak on college campuses.

Barack Obama has given the Mad Mullahs of Iran, some of the most bloodthirsty and irrational lunatics alive, a nuclear weapons program! The Islamic State spawned by Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq has managed to make Muslim Fascism the Nazi Party of the 21st Century. Continue reading →

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February 7, 2016 · 3:26 pm

LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS: THE SIXTIES

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Every war is the Vietnam War!

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that offers non-partisan criticism of Liberals and Conservatives. This post is part of my series in which I examine the construction of political myths. At this particular point in history American Liberals are more hubristic and in need of criticism so I’ll start with their political myths first.

As we “deconstruct” some of the concepts and figures held sacred by the hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism much of the fun will come from the huffy indignation they display when their own outdated value system is subjected to the same critical eye which they use to regard others. Most Liberals of the 1960s generation have become left-wing Archie Bunkers, forever living in the past.

THE 1960s – You’ve heard of the book The Greatest Generation? Well the American youth of the 1960s have earned a name as “the most self-aggrandizing generation.”  The 60s generation has never forgiven the land of their birth for the fact that life was not as simple and pleasant as what they saw on episodes of Father Knows Best or The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet. They grew up … well, American Liberals NEVER grow up, so let’s instead say they “grew older” while Continue reading →

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February 5, 2016 · 11:08 pm

“WE ARE ALL PUPPY DOGS”

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THIS BUFFOON IS LIVING PROOF WHY WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

In Balladeer’s Blog’s criticism of Liberals and Conservatives I’ve often remarked that Liberals spend their lives figuratively saying “Don’t kick puppy dogs!” to people who had no intention of kicking puppy dogs in the first place. Even worse the pompous jackasses of Liberalism then pat themselves on the back and convince themselves that they deserve the credit if people don’t kick puppy dogs.

Recently Barack Obama – the man who embodies American Liberal condescension and pretentiousness – once again lectured the nation whose diverse people elected him. The topic of course was his ongoing snipe hunt for Islamophobia. When rabid Muslim fanatics kill untold numbers of innocent people Obama’s paramount concern is Islamophobia. When nothing in particular happens Obama’s paramount concern is still Islamophobia. 

Obama Yelling

OBAMA: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE, THEREFORE WE MUST CONVINCE THEM THAT OUR PARTY IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND MOBS OF HATE-FILLED AMERICANS!

Little Barry continues to lecture a nation that plans no harm to Muslims who live within the law NOT to plan harm to Muslims who live within the law. (Yawwwn!) Obama delivered this lecture from a Baltimore mosque with ties to recognized terrorist groups. Even the New York Times criticized Little Barry for this and for his persistent silence on the subject of Muslim Apartheid: the barbaric treatment of women in Muslim culture. 

Obama spoke from a mosque known for its demeaning treatment of its female members, as the New York Times also pointed out. Continue reading →

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February 3, 2016 · 10:09 pm

BRAVE MUSLIM WOMEN

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

This is in response to Monday’s ridiculous spectacle of submissive Muslim women and condescending women from non-Muslim nations dressing in the degrading body bags that the Muslim Patriarchy forces women to wear. (see below regarding Muslim Stepford Wives who pretend they wear them willingly) 

You’ll never see the preening asses of the American Left “showing solidarity” with TRULY brave Muslim women who speak out about Islam’s oppression of women. And the spineless hypocrites of the “academic” (LMFAO) world dismiss Muslim women with courage to fight back as “Western Triumphalists” who have “Internalized Western Oppression.”

Courageous Muslim women like Asra Q Nomani and Hala Arafa wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post denouncing the condescending and wrong-headed attempts of American Liberal women to defend the demeaning clothing that Muslim men force Muslim women to wear.   

They called on the Liberal women to instead join them in denouncing Islam’s sexism and its oppression of women. Don’t hold your breath, ladies. American Liberals are FAR too gutless and hypocritical to criticize Islam like they do Christianity and Judaism.

UNTIL SUCH TIME AS ALL MUSLIM WOMEN ARE FREE TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICE ON THE MATTER, IT IS IRRELEVANT HOW MANY MUSLIM “STEPFORD WIVES” COME FORWARD TO PRETEND MUSLIM WOMEN WEAR THOSE OUTFITS WILLINGLY. 

I’m not just pro-choice on abortion – I’m pro-choice on the clothing issue, too. American Liberals are too hypocritical for that. FOR THE LADIES’ OP-ED: Continue reading →

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February 2, 2016 · 1:50 am

MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP

IslamBalladeer’s Blog’s readers know that I consider all religions to be nothing but irrational mythologizing. That said there is only ONE religion in the world that elected officials and the increasingly shrill media constantly try to browbeat the rest of us into regarding with a reverence it does not deserve: Islam.

It’s time for another roundup of some of the latest Muslim atrocities – and all of them perpetrated in nations often overlooked when Muslim murders are tabulated.

Please fight Islam for me

The American Left is so shallow maybe blatant, unsubtle messages like this are called for.

EL-ADDE, SOMALIA – On January 15th Al Shabaab – the Somalian franchise in the global Muslim Intolerance Machine – killed at least 63 innocent people with a suicide bombing.  

OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO – Also on January 15th – Muslim fascists screaming praise to Allah (their distortion of an ancient moon goddess and/or the matriarchal goddess Allilat) killed 29 innocent people and wounded 56 more in an attack on a hotel.

  • The victims of the above attack were from 18 nations and Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau insulted his own country’s dead by holding a moment of silence for the attack AT A MOSQUE. The families of the dead victims were understandably upset that he did not instead hold that moment of silence at a religious location where the VICTIMS worshiped.
  • Trudeau didn’t care because for elected officials of the Western World it is ALL about placating Islam and ignoring the dead victims. If or when you and/or your loved ones fall victim to Muslim violence rest assured political figures will be rushing to Islam’s defense before their bodies grow cold.    

Continue reading →

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