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BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES

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Barack Obama contemplating his failed presidency

Very moving words from a president I have never believed capable of this type of honesty:

I, Barack Obama, apologize to everyone in the world for your misplaced hope in me, especially that premature Nobel Peace Prize which I have thoroughly failed to live up to. I apologize for giving nuclear weapons capability to the fanatics of Iran. Any and all deaths from Iranian nukes are to be blamed on me and me alone.

I apologize to the world for spawning the Islamic State and I beg all of you to please refer to it as “Obamastan” as a constant reminder of the shame that should forever be attached to me. The Islamic State/ Obamastan’s atrocities were enabled by me and I am very, very sorry. 

Obama crying gun control

Barack Obama crying over his failed presidency.

I apologize to the American voters – both living and dead, legal and illegal – for betraying the trust of that wonderfully diverse group. I have set back race relations in this nation by several decades, especially by spitefully encouraging African-Americans to commit acts of violence against police officers. Even a former member of my own White House staff succumbed to my calls for violence and shot at a law enforcement officer.  

I apologize for destroying health insurance for so many working class families. My ego and my fundamental dishonesty drove me to the many lies I told about Obamacare. Please forgive me, though I do not deserve it. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: FAILURE PERSONIFIED

Obama supporters BIGI think the labels Liberal and Conservative have become meaningless here in this era of political transition. The Libertarian label has become just as meaningless. Plus I’m an Independent voter, not a member of the Democratic or Republican parties. I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the very worst president the United States has ever had.

Obama is a demagogue who has thrived on race-baiting and on every other method of tearing the country apart into virtually warring camps. He is weak and inept. His administration has been overflowing with scandal since his first year in office but by obstructing the investigations every step of the way this white collar criminal has made it so that probes into even his earliest misdeeds are still dragging on and on. Obama then counts on public boredom with the investigations to provide him with additional cover.   

Obamacare corpseLittle Barry has made health insurance unaffordable for the working class and has caused the loss of countless full-time jobs. He then brags about all the new part-time jobs that have sprung up. This piece of garbage hasn’t even been good for the Democratic Party. As Rory Cooper and others have pointed out, under Obama the Democrats have lost over 900 seats in state legislatures, at least a dozen gubernatorial seats, 69 seats in the House and 13 more in the Senate. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: VILLAGE IDIOT

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OBAMA: TO HELL WITH CITIZENS WHO NEVER BREAK THE LAW! THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS FELONS, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND 16 YEAR-OLDS TO VOTE!

I don’t like either American Liberals or American Conservatives, but there is no denying that Barack Obama has pioneered new depths of stupidity as president. Little Barry announced that the Justice Department (IN-justice Department during his bizarre administration) will no longer use the term “felons.” They will use the term “justice-involved individuals” instead. I’m serious. This is not a joke.

This moronic gesture is part of the Democratic Party’s push to have felons vote in American elections. Naturally they’re doing this because they know around 90% or so will vote for Democrats – and already ARE Democrats at this point. And that includes former office-holders. 

democratic party donkey

*** *** *** *** *** The Party that hates American citizens and people who don’t break the law!

You’ll notice the Democrats know that fewer and fewer citizens are naive enough to trust them, that’s why they let illegal immigrants vote by fighting Voter I.D. laws. It’s also why they want felons to vote and are also trying to lower the voting age to 16. Hey, it’s TOUGH to find people who don’t remember (or are too young to have noticed) that the Democrats despise the working class just as much as the most bloated rich pig Republicans do.

Obama – the proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and founder of Iran’s nuclear weapons program – has also instructed colleges to stop asking applicants if they have a criminal record. I’m serious. Are the brainless bureaucrats who now constitute college administrations foolish enough to comply? If a convicted rapist enrolls and commits another rape on campus I hope the victim and/or their family sues the school AND the administrators responsible for following Little Barry’s inane policy. 

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OBAMA ADMITS HE’S DONE NOTHING TO EARN THE PRESIDENCY

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Proud father of the Islamic State (Obamastan) and of Iran’s Nuclear Weapons Program.

In his recent commencement speech at Howard University Little Barry Obama told the graduates that people who do well in life are just lucky and it “wasn’t nothin’ they did.”

This means Obama has finally gained enough self-awareness to realize how LUCKY he was to go to all those private schools, get entry to educational institutions and stay there despite his low grades just because he was LUCKY enough to be in a country with Affirmative Action. (He could have mentioned the fact that that’s how Michelle got into her college, too, since her grades weren’t good enough, either.)

It also means Barack acknowledges how LUCKY he was to be in the right place at the right time to pointlessly race-bait his way to prominence in the cesspool of the Chicago political system. Then he was LUCKY enough to be the man selected to speak at the Democratic Convention and gain his first national attention.

Prancing Buffoon

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** He’s such a bitch!

From there he was LUCKY enough to go up against Hillary Clinton in 2008 for the Democratic Party nomination. He was also LUCKY enough to follow George W Bush, a repulsive bloated rich pig. And he was LUCKY enough to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize his first year in office, based on ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Most of all he was LUCKY enough to be up against a Republican Party being run by the most clueless, gutless and insipid fools to ever walk the planet. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: MORON OR IMBECILE?

Obama DerpBalladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Since I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican I can objectively state that Barack Obama is the worst president the U.S. has ever had. Weak, inept, crooked, shallow and uninformed, Obama is an embarrassment. No doubt future African-American presidents will be much more capable and less of a hatemonger.

It’s been said that Barack Obama is like a little retarded child who mistakenly thinks they’re a genius. I disagree because the learning disabled have never struck me as being shallow and egotistical like Little Barry. I’d say he’s more like an only child whose parents overpraise him to the point where he pouts and withdraws into a fantasy world whenever the rest of the world sees him for the buffoon and the failure that he is.

The U.K.’s Armed Forces Minister Penny Mordaunt recently remarked on how “woefully ignorant” Obama is, yet he still pretends he knows more than people who actually know what they’re doing. Ms Mordaunt’s polite but contempt-filled dismissal of Little Barry’s ramblings makes for an epic read, by the way. Continue reading

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OBAMA: THE CRUSADERS AND INQUISITORS PERVERTED CHRISTIANITY

Obama laughing

Just kidding of course! As the bodies of Islam’s victims pile ever higher Barack Obama bitterly clings to his claim that it’s THE REST OF THE WORLD that has a problem – not the Muslim World. 

What the Hollow Man Obama said was that the Islamic State spawned by his premature withdrawal from Iraq”perverted one of the world’s great religions.” In Little Barry’s mind ONLY Christians and Jews should be held accountable for actions committed by their their co-religionists.

Obama blindfolded

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

You’ll never hear Obama say that “The Crusaders and the Inquisitors perverted Christianity so all Christians are hereby exempt from ever hearing pompous jackasses throw the Crusades and the Inquisition at them ever again. Besides, NOT ALL CHRISTIANS participated in the Crusades and the Inquisition. Just an unrepresentative few.”  

No, you will never hear that from this apologist for Muslim atrocities and he still refuses to use the words “Islamic Terrorism.” But Little Barry holds ALL AMERICANS guilty for what SOME Americans did over a hundred years ago. Collective guilt applies only to the Western World in his eyes. I’m neither a Democrat nor a Republican so I can objectively state that this little man has been the most embarrassing president the United States has ever had. It’s appropriate that “Obamastan” has become a second name for the Islamic State.

Obama Islam

I’m also a non-believer in any of the world’s religions but I have no problem saying that Islam is the most violent, homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Not so the cowardly Barack Obama. 

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND THE FUTURE

democratic party donkey

*** *** *** *** *** ** “Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed!”

 

My dislike of both Liberals and Conservatives is well known. The slogan of American Liberals has long been “Oppressing people while posing as the oppressed” and since American Liberals are all obedient footsoldiers for the Democratic Party that saying is, by extension, the slogan of the Democratic Party as well.

Anyway, American Liberals are facing an unusual time ahead. It’s begun to dawn on them that Barack Obama will eventually be out of office but they’ve PERMANENTLY driven away so many of us former Liberals. And they did it with all the non-stop lying and covering up for their beloved Hollow Man. A political party, like a nation, is larger than any one figure but the Democratic Party sacrificed any remaining credibility it had with the working class with their cult-like devotion to the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama. Continue reading

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PUBLIC ENEMIES: DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

Well, at least those Democrats and Republicans who hold elected office. In an election year the nonsense flows even more frequently from those white-collar criminals. For overseas readers and people in their teens and below, let me cut through some of the garbage being spoken. Feel free to check the veracity of what I’m about to say on any website you want.

ONE: PRESIDENTS LOVE THE EASY EXCUSE OF BLAMING EVERYTHING BAD ON THEIR PREDECESSOR WHILE TAKING CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING GOOD THAT HAS HAPPENED. Obama-worshippers are ridiculous for still blaming Little Barry’s messes on the execrable George W Bush. Clinton blamed  G.H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan. Reagan blamed Jimmy Carter for everything. Carter blamed Ford. It’s meaningless. Presidents SEEK OUT the job. It’s not like jury duty.

TWO: BOTH PARTIES HAVE MADE STATEMENTS REFUSING TO CONSIDER ANY SUPREME COURT NOMINEES IN AN ELECTION YEAR WHEN THE OPPOSING PARTY HOLDS THE PRESIDENCY. Obama has sunk even lower than I would have thought he could sink with his non-stop lies about the appointment procedure. Sure, a president can nominate, but THE SENATE IS AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE PROCESS. THEY DON’T HAVE TO OBEY A TIMETABLE LAID DOWN BY A PRESIDENT.

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OBAMA AND REAGAN: TWO DEMAGOGUES

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

Two repulsive sides of the same ugly coin.

President’s Day is almost here! Regular readers know how much I despise both Barack Obama (Liberal Democrat) and Ronald Reagan (Conservative Republican) and it’s largely for the same reasons. Consider the following:

Barack Obama is a lying demagogue who spouts nothing but mindless left-wing dogma that panders to the prejudices of his unquestioning Liberal worshippers.

Ronald Reagan was a lying demagogue who spouted nothing but mindless right-wing dogma that pandered to the prejudices of his unquestioning Conservative worshippers.

Barack Obama is supported by comfortable, callous and unfeeling creatures who refuse to acknowledge the genuine pain and suffering caused by his ill-considered policies. Continue reading

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OBAMA: IF IT SAVES EVEN ONE LIFE …

Obama at his most presidential

Obama at his most presidential

Since I’m an independent voter who doesn’t belong to any of America’s increasingly out-of- touch political parties I can objectively state that Barack Obama has been a disaster.

Along with his clueless classroom-level worldview, his ineptitude and his outright corruption comes his smarminess. Obama makes the oiliest used-car sales rep look sincere and makes the repulsive Richard Nixon seem straightforward by comparison.

Little Barry loves to push some of his less popular notions by tearfully claiming that “if they save even one life …” they’re worth implementing.

We can easily flip that thinking on Obama by saying the same thing – all while choking up with forced tears, of course.  

“If it saves even one life” isn’t it better to stop bringing in Syrian refugees until they can be PROPERLY vetted?

Obamacare corpse“If it saved even one life” wouldn’t it have been worth it to NOT implement the ongoing train-wreck called Obamacare, which heartlessly did NOT cover many life-preserving treatments and medications for so many unfortunate people. (Little Barry loved bragging about how “pre-existing conditions” supposedly HAD to be treated but that turned out to be as false as his claim that “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.”) Continue reading

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