BALLADEER’S BLOG COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 27th EDITION

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TEARING DOWN NUMBER ONE – In NCAA Division Two, the 4th ranked FERRIS STATE BULLDOGS paid a visit to the nation’s number 1 GRAND VALLEY STATE LAKERS. The Bulldogs were all over Grand Valley State, leading them 13-0 by Halftime. The 3rd Quarter ended with Ferris State on top of the Lakers 27-7 and the 4th with a 34-7 Bulldogs victory.

NUMBER FOUR TAKES A FALL – Over in the NAIA, the number 8 MORNINGSIDE UNIVERSITY MUSTANGS took it on the road against the country’s 4th ranked DORDT UNIVERSITY DEFENDERS. The Mustangs were up 21-7 in the 1st Quarter and 28-7 at the Half. From there, the Defenders outscored Morningside 14-3, but with so deep a deficit the Mustangs still won 31-21. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: OCTOBER 26th

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes another look at current events here in an America where putting non-citizens who are ineligible to vote BACK on the voter rolls is a vital priority of the Democrats. Gee, I wonder why?

Unrelated: With both the Los Angeles Times and the Washington Post refusing to endorse Kamala Harris, one might wonder – in this year that has already seen assassination attempts and more against Trump – will the Democrats force Joe Biden to step down completely and thus make Kamala Harris the new president JUST as a last-minute boost to her campaign?

           I can already picture Democrat newsreaders making their frowny faces and sternly saying the nation needs to rally behind new President Kamala and cannot afford the confusion of bringing in a new presidential administration right now. “So be sure to vote for Kamala to … uh … save democracy! Yeah, that’s it!” (And she’d be able to pardon Hunter Biden and others even if she loses, since she’d be in office until late January.) 

KAMALA HARRIS-JOE BIDEN REGIME SUCCESSFULLY FORCES VIRGINIA TO NOT ONLY STOP REMOVING NON-CITIZENS FROM THE VOTER ROLLS BUT TO PUT THOSE WHO HAD ALREADY BEEN REMOVED BACK ON THOSE ROLLS. Insanity. There’s only one reason that the Democrats would want this done, especially just days from the election.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP TRULY IS THE NEW FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY ROOSEVELT. The latest article pointing out how Trump is being called a “traitor to his class” just like snobbish rich pigs called Democrat Franklin Roosevelt and Republican Teddy Roosevelt. Longtime readers know I’ve been praising Trump as the new FDR and Teddy for years.

MONTANA DEMOCRAT CAUGHT ON VIDEO TAMPERING WITH BALLOT BOX. Democrats want to make the 2024 election as tainted and corrupt as the ones in 2020, 1876 and 2000.

MARICOPA COUNTY OFFICIALS ANNOUNCE THEY PLAN TO HOLD THE COUNTRY HOSTAGE AGAIN BY STRETCHING THEIR VOTE “COUNTING” (wink) OUT FOR WEEKS. They’re already asking for two weeks of “patience” after election day. It used to be certain counties in Florida that had overtly shady activities, but Ron DeSantis successfully made Florida elections much more safe and legitimate. Now Arizona needs to do the same.

GALLUP POLL: EIGHTY-FOUR PERCENT OF AMERICANS FEAR OUR ELECTIONS AREN’T SAFE. Well, they aren’t if Democrats can prevent them from being safe and legitimate. Just remember 2020, 1876 and 2000. 

ALSO GALLUP: EIGHTY PERCENT OF AMERICANS WANT VOTER I.D., LIKE EUROPE AND SO MANY OTHER PLACES HAVE. Remember, it is ALWAYS Democrats who fight voter i.d. And I think we all know why.

KAMALA HARRIS’S ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT GANGS TIGHTEN THEIR GRIP ON COLORADO APARTMENT COMPLEXES.

RACHEL MORIN: “MY DAUGHTER DIDN’T GET A CHANCE AT LIFE BECAUSE OF KAMALA HARRIS’S FAILURES.” Her daughter was killed because of Kamala’s illegal immigrants. Continue reading

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VAN HELSING: FROM BENEATH THE RUE MORGUE & THE LONDON ASSIGNMENT

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post looks at the sidequels to Hugh Jackman’s 2004 movie Van Helsing.

van helsing comic bookFROM BENEATH THE RUE MORGUE (2004) – This Dark Horse comic book companion to the Van Helsing film is set in between scenes in the movie. After the death of Mr. Hyde in Paris, we see that Van Helsing winds up arrested for murder.

The monster slayer is ultimately found guilty and sentenced to death, but priestly agents of the Vatican (for whom Van Helsing works in his crusade against unholy forces) engineer an escape. Our hero flees through the catacombs beneath Paris.

Soon, he is forced to abandon his plans to escape the city when an unseen force abducts a female spiritual medium. Van Helsing follows the screaming woman and her invisible abductor to a secret laboratory beneath the Rue Morgue.

hugh jackman as van helsingThat lab is the lair of THE Dr. Moreau in his younger years. The mad scientist has created a number of beastly man-monsters that are barely controllable, unlike his later experimental creations.

Van Helsing learns that the invisible being which abducted the medium was made so by a process that Moreau stole from England’s Invisible Man, whom he double-crossed. The unseen figure is made visible and is a Moreau creation that resembles the much later Creature from the Black Lagoon. Continue reading

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CROSS OF THE SEVEN JEWELS (1987) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

Halloween month continues at Balladeer’s Blog!

Cross of the Seven Jewels 1CROSS OF THE SEVEN JEWELS (1987) – This Bad Movie Classic may be my favorite non-Paul Naschy werewolf production.

Cross of the Seven Jewels is easily the worst and weirdest werewolf movie I’ve ever seen. Forget The Werewolf of Woodstock, forget Face of the Screaming Werewolf, forget Werewolf vs the Yeti and all the rest of Paul Naschy’s lycanthropy flicks. You can even forget Werewolves on Wheels and the muddy-faced wolfman from Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein. Marco Antonio Andolfi starred in this film under the name Eddy Endolf plus wrote and directed it as well.

Andolfi was openly influenced by Paul Naschy’s werewolf films from Spain, but produced a cinematic mess that captured neither the eroticism of Naschy’s Waldemar Daninsky movies nor their goofy charm. Marco’s depiction of a werewolf is a bit … eccentric … and can only be described as “just a little something for the laaaadieeessss.”  

Personally, I would have titled this film

Personally, I would have titled this film “Ya Call THAT a Werewolf?” but I’m kind of weird.

When Andolfi transforms into a wolfman he somehow loses his clothes (which illogically reappear on his body when he reverts back to human form) and he sprouts long bushy hair in only a few places. The first place is around his face with his mouth left bare, making him look like he’s wearing a big hair-mask with eye-holes. The second place would be his hands and the third place is his crotch, which conveniently becomes bushy enough to block out the sight of his genitals. The rest of his well-built body is butt naked. 

Remember An American Werewolf in London? Well, think of this as An Italian Werewolf in his Birthday Suit. Speaking for myself I would LAUGH if a werewolf who looked like that came after me, but I’m not a character in this film and they all take the lycanthrope seriously. Continue reading

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HALLOWEEN AMERICANA: THE MONKS OF MONK HALL (1844-1845)

Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a terrific horror tale which introduced some criminally neglected figures. 

Monks of Monk HallTHE MONKS OF MONK HALL aka THE QUAKER CITY (1844-1845) – Written by George Lippard, this strange and macabre story was originally serialized from 1844-1845 before being published in novel form. This bloody, horrific work was America’s best-selling novel before Uncle Tom’s Cabin

I always refer to this book as “Twin Peaks Goes to the 1840s.” On one level The Monks of Monk Hall deals with crime, corruption, drugs and sex-trafficking among many supposedly “respectable” citizens of Philadelphia the way Twin Peaks did with residents of the title town.

On another level the novel deals with supernatural horrors that lurk behind the Quaker City’s murders, vices and sexual perversions, again like the David Lynch series. The center of the darkness is Monk Hall, an old, sprawling mansion with an unsavory history and reputation. Many have disappeared into the bowels of the building, never to be seen again. The power players and criminals who mingle at the Hall in bizarre orgies, secret murders and drunken debauches are known as “Monks” – Monk Hall’s exclusive membership.

Monks of Monk Hall 4Think of Monk Hall as a combination of Twin Peaks establishments like the Black Lodge, One-Eyed Jacks and the Great Northern all rolled into one. The vast, multi-roomed Hall is honey-combed with secret passageways and trap doors. Beneath the mansion are a subterranean river plus several levels of labyrinthine catacombs filled with rats, refuse and the skeletal remains of the Monks’ many victims from the past century and a half.   

The sinister staff of Monk Hall are happy to provide their members with all the sex, opium and other diversions that they hunger for behind their public veil of respectability. Throw in the occult practices of the members and there’s a sort of “American version of Sir Francis Dashwood’s Hellfire Club” feel to it. Among the novel’s more horrific characters: Continue reading

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OCTOBER 23rd ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes another look at current events here in an America trying to break free of the selfish concerns of privileged white Democrats and address issues that the voters care about. 

HARRIS-BIDEN REGIME UNDER FIRE FOR LEAKING TO IRAN.

KAMALA HARRIS-JOE BIDEN REGIME BLASTED FOR SENDING MOLDY EQUIPMENT TO TAIWAN. Considering that Kamala gets money from China just like Joe Biden did/ does I guess it’s no surprise.

SISTER OF DECEASED SOLDIER DEBUNKS THE ATLANTIC’S LYING REPORT ABOUT TRUMP. Anti-Trumpers will lie about anything. And their fellow anti-Trumpers will believe anything. Anti-Trump zealots are the most ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable people I’ve ever seen.

TRUMP ENDORSED BY STEELWORKERS. He’s a consummate man of the people.

THE MAN FROM S.C.U.M. – JOHN BRENNAN, CIA HEAD FORCED TO RESIGN OVER HIS SCANDAL ABOUT SPYING ON CONGRESS, STILL SNIVELING THAT PEOPLE SUPPORT TRUMP. People like Brennan, who have run America’s destructive and counter-productive CIA, are in no position to criticize anyone. The C.I.A. is one of the reasons America gets so much hatred around the world.

LOS ANGELES TIMES REFUSES TO ENDORSE KAMALA HARRIS. They endorsed Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

IN FLORIDA, TWO MORE OF KAMALA HARRIS’ ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED FOR SEX TRAFFICKING OF FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

KAMALA HARRIS DHS FIGURE OPENLY USING SOCIAL MEDIA TO PUSH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.

FCC COMMISSIONER CALLS OUT FACEBOOK FOR CENSORING ACCURATE INFORMATION ABOUT KAMALA HARRIS. Corporate fascists still back Democrats. Continue reading

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NEW SOUTH ATHLETIC CONFERENCE ADDING FOOTBALL IN 2025

The New South Athletic Conference has finalized arrangements to add football for the 2025-2026 season. Seven of the conference’s twelve teams are on board for NSAC football. 

Institution: ATLANTIS UNIVERSITY

Team Name: ATLANTEANS

Location: MIAMI, FL

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YAKUB AND “A BLACK MASS” (1966)

Halloween Month is flying by! Here’s another seasonal post.

a black massA BLACK MASS (1966) – This short horror/ mythological play was written by LeRoi Jones aka Amiri Baraka and has nothing to do with Satanism. The writer played on words, meaning “black” as in his skin color, not as in the Satanic masses enacted by larping geeks trying to be edgy. (Longtime readers may remember my contempt for the fools who call themselves Satanists.)

Whenever I review works by film director Jean Rollin I always point out that his creations run the gamut from brilliant to So Bad They’re Good. In the same spirit, I’m pointing out that Jones/ Baraka’s writings have been called racist, antisemitic, misogynistic ravings as well as artistic expositions on black thinking and culture.   

In A Black Mass Baraka fused elements of the Frankenstein story and zombie lore with the Nation of Islam’s myth about the black mad scientist/ evil magician Yakub. Continue reading

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MORE VINTAGE MEXICAN HORROR FILMS

Halloween Month rolls along here at Balladeer’s Blog! In the past, I’ve examined decades-old Mexican horror films that have a certain quaint B-Movie charm to them. Here are some of those So Bad They’re Good flicks I didn’t get the chance to review before now. 

the resurrected monsterTHE RESURRECTED MONSTER (1953) – Directed and co-written by the trailblazing Chano Urueta, this film is regarded as Mexico’s first sci-fi/ horror blend. A plastic surgeon named Dr. Hermann Ling (Jose Maria Linares-Rivas) has been driven mad by a lifetime of scorn over his grotesque, misshapen (yet hilarious) appearance. He has spent years working in isolation at a remote castle.

A beautiful (of course) female reporter named Nora, played by starlet Miroslava, is sent to obtain a story about the famed surgeon’s life and methods. The mad doctor falls in love with Nora and is devastated when she flees his castle after getting her story.

Our villain reanimates a handsome corpse and transplants an obedient brain into it. Hey, it’s the movies! Mad scientists are automatically masters of ALL disciplines! Ling has his hybrid creation bring Nora back to him, but it, too, has fallen for Nora and kills the doctor, and is in turn slain by Nora’s editor (Gherasimos). Continue reading

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WNBA FINALS: GAME FIVE

LIBERTY VS LYNX: GAME FIVE – The NEW YORK LIBERTY hosted the MINNESOTA LYNX as this series went the full five games.

Minnesota was out in front 19-10 in the opening Quarter and 34-27 by Halftime. The Liberty made its move in the 3rd Quarter, which ended with them up 47-44. The Lynx forced Overtime with a 60-60 tie to end Regulation. Continue reading

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