COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM NOVEMBER 8th

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Valdosta State BlazersSOUTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY RULES THE WORLD – Once again an NAIA football team has toppled a team from the NCAA Division TWO. For newbies this is like a 1AA team upsetting a 1A team. The NAIA’s SOUTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY FIRE welcomed D2’s LIMESTONE COLLEGE SAINTS and proceeded to rough them up. In the end the Fire more than doubled up on the Saints, defeating them FORTY-FOUR to TWENTY! 

HELMETCampbellsville_KYNUMBER FOUR TAKES A FALL – The 25th ranked CAMPBELLSVILLE UNIVERSITY TIGERS managed their SECOND upset of a Top 5 team this season! The Tigers played host to the number 4 team in the nation – the FAULKNER UNIVERSITY EAGLES. The Senior Day spectators in C-Ville witnessed an Instant Classic of a game which at length ended in a 30-21 triumph for the home team.   Continue reading →

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PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES SIXTY-FOUR TO SIXTY-SIX

Sky Serpent Flies AgainBalladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This is a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various supernatural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin. The regular cast was rounded out by our hero’s archenemy Doktor Krueger, by Battle, G-8’s British manservant and by our hero’s girlfriend R-1: an American spy/ nurse whose real name, like G-8’s was never revealed.

Raiders of the Silent Death REAL64. RAIDERS OF THE SILENT DEATH (January 1939) – Doktor Krueger is back! Once again G-8’s deadliest adversary returns with yet another super-scientific invention intended to help the Central Powers win the war.

This time around it’s a collection of guns of various sizes that fire deadly artillery and which not only can be transported noiselessly through the skies but can be fired in complete silence. Our heroes are hard-pressed to put the kibosh on Doktor Krueger’s ultimate stealth weapons before they can change the course of the war. Nippy at one point disguises himself as Krueger to bluff some Germans!  Continue reading →

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LENA DUNHAM CAPTIONING FUN

WHITE CHILD OF PRIVILEGE LENA DUNHAM HAS ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING".  THIS COMES AFTER THE PUBLIC FAILURE OF HER SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO "WHEN I'M WITH MY UNDERAGED SISTER I TOUCH MYSELF" AND A RECENT TEN-HOUR VIRAL VIDEO IN WHICH SHE WALKED AROUND NEW YORK FOR TEN HOURS DURING WHICH TIME ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CATCALLED HER.

WHITE CHILD OF PRIVILEGE LENA DUNHAM HAS ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF “ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING”.
THIS COMES AFTER THE PUBLIC FAILURE OF HER SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO “WHEN I’M WITH MY UNDERAGED SISTER I TOUCH MYSELF” AND A RECENT VIRAL VIDEO IN WHICH SHE WALKED AROUND NEW YORK FOR TEN HOURS DURING WHICH TIME ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CATCALLED HER.

 

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MARIKAS (circa 421 B.C.): ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

EupolisBalladeer’s Blog presents another look at an ancient Greek Comedy. This time around it’s one written by Eupolis who – along with Aristophanes and Cratinus – was one of the Big Three of Attic Old Comedy.

MARIKAS (c 421 B.C.) – This was the second comedy to emerge in the new subgenre of Attic Old Comedy called “the Demagogue Comedy”. Aristophanes led the way a few years earlier with The Knights, his comedy attacking the politician Cleon. The play Marikas finds Eupolis attacking the demagogue Hyperbolus, whose reputation for character assassination by way of overstatement lives on in our language by way of the word “hyperbole”.  

As with most ancient Greek comedies Marikas has survived only in fragmentary form. Those fragments, along with contemporary references in surviving works, provide what is known about the play. Marikas, the title character, was used by Eupolis to represent the politician Hyperbolus the same way Aristophanes had used the Paphlagonian to represent Cleon in The Knights. Continue reading →

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Northeastern_Oklahoma_AMIt was on November 6th, 1869, that Rutgers and Princeton played the very first college football game “on the banks of the Raritan” as the Rutgers fight song says. One of the things I love about college football is how far back its history goes.

It feels odd to think that Ulysses S Grant was in the White House when Continue reading →

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: NAVIS AERIA (1768)

Navis AeriaNAVIS AERIA (1768) – By Bernardo Zamagna. Written in 1768 Navis Aeria (“Ship of the Air”) was the Italian Zamagna’s attempt to take concepts we of today would associate with science fiction and present them in the old, quaint format of Epic Poetry.  

The verse story detailed a flight around the world in a flying machine which was basically a sailing ship with four huge balloons around the sails and connected to a main mast. Zamagna presciently observed that one day aircraft would constitute “other Argos to carry chosen heroes” on their adventures. Continue reading →

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IT’S OFFICIAL: OBAMA IS THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER

APPARENTLY PEOPLE FELT THE ANSWER TO THIS WAS A RESOUNDING YES.

APPARENTLY PEOPLE FELT THE ANSWER TO THIS WAS A RESOUNDING YES.

I guess open contempt for the country whose people elected you was not such a wise political strategy, eh, Obama? Even though mid-term elections are expected to go against the party that holds the White House, last night Little Barry Obama’s monumental unpopularity and horrific policies led to a HISTORIC DEFEAT for a sitting President’s party.

I despise both the Republican Party AND the Democratic Party but there’s no denying that the hubristic Democrats deserved this kind of a smackdown. There’s also no denying that this defeat has to be laid largely at the door of Barack Obama. His repeated violations of the Constitution, his corrupt administration , his destruction of American health care and his pursuit of a cowardly and masochistic foreign policy may have played well with the hilariously pretentious asses called American Liberals but nobody else.

If you are angry about anything the newly-elected Congress may do, blame Little Barry Obama. His pouting refusal to work with the opposition party THE WAY ALL PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE accomplished nothing but perpetual gridlock and UNPRECEDENTED midterm defeat for his own party.    Continue reading →

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ESPNU TO AIR THE NAIA FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP

2014 NAIA championshipBalladeer’s Blog’s fans get things done! ESPN has agreed to air the NAIA College Football Championship Game this year! The game will be broadcast on the “U” on December 19th at 3pm ET. Teams to be determined, of course, since the regular season is still going on. 

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OBAMA AND THE DISEASE HIS CARELESS ADMINISTRATION LET IN THE COUNTRY

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PEGANA DEITIES: SLID, THE SEA GOD

Slid

Slid

SLID – The god of the seas and all the rivers and streams. He also owns all the pearls and treasures lost at sea. When Slid first unleashed his waves upon the world there was nothing but land and the sea god had to fight a war with the other gods for every mile of territory his waters spread along. Slid’s aquatic army first conquered the winds and then began eating away at large rocks that stood between the sea god’s forces and more territory he desired.

The advance of Slid’s aquatic army was checked momentarily when the other gods of Pegana sent the white cliffs of the lowlands to stop him. Slid pretended to be halted before these high cliffs but in the meantime caused rivers and springs to form behind the lines of his opponents.  Continue reading →

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