FOOL KILLER PART SEVENTY-FOUR: OCTOBER 1914

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the many facets of Fool Killer lore. FOR PART ONE, INCLUDING THE HISTORICAL CONTEXT IN THE 1850s, CLICK HERE.

PART 74 – Some of the Fool Killer’s targets on both sides of the aisle in the October of 1914 edition of the folk figure. The World War is in full swing.

*** Dr. William F. Snow of the American Hygiene Association. The Fool Killer targeted Snow over his crusade against the unhygienic nature of kissing. Dr. Snow had just patented his weird Sanitary Kiss invention. That invention involved the pair of kissers using sanitized tissue paper over their mouths with a hole in the middle, looking for all the world like the kind of tissue paper we now place over toilets in public restrooms.

*** The editors of the Greensboro Daily News, who called for “less nonsensical” war songs compared to the past. The U.S. had not yet entered the war, so the country’s coverage of it was less than gripping at first.

*** President Woodrow Wilson, Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan and Senator John Sharp Williams of Mississippi for blaming the war for everything that the voters were holding them responsible for.

*** High Society Fashionistas for the way they seemed lost now that the war had prevented the release of the New Fall Line from Paris.

*** The “Redemocans”, one of the Fool Killer’s words for what we today call the Uniparty. He also called them Republicrats, a word we still use today. This month he depicted the Republicrat Devil driving honest outsiders out of politics by “setting all the political dogs on them and tearing them to pieces.” Continue reading

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: U.S. STEEL HOUR – SEASON THREE (1955-1956)

Yes, “the Broadway of TV” is back for this look at the program’s third season.

STANDOUT EPISODES:

THE MEANEST MAN IN THE WORLD – Directed by the one and only Sidney Lumet, this episode dealt with a mean-spirited father trying to force his kind-hearted son to treat people as horribly as he himself does. It all culminates in mean ol’ dad wanting his son to join him in foreclosing on an elderly widow and a deserted orphan on Christmas Eve. Starring Betsy Palmer, Wally Cox, Richard Hilton and Josephine Hull.

THE SEVENTH VEIL – A psychiatrist (Ben Astar) tries to determine which of the men in the life of his patient Francesca (Diana Lynn) is so abusive that he has caused her nervous breakdown. Also starring Dan O’Herlihy, Conrad Janis, Richard Abbott and Cindy Cameron.

COUNTERFEIT – BORIS KARLOFF stars as George Redford, a seemingly mild-mannered British man who raises tomatoes. Actually, he is really a brilliant counterfeiter whose work is so terrific that it takes years for the authorities to catch on. Edna Best and John McGiver also star. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS: THE 2026 SEASON IS UNDERWAY!

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CHAR-BROILED – The number 2 team in the nation – the HUTCHINSON COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS – welcomed the CISCO COLLEGE WRANGLERS. The Blue Dragons proceeded to fold, spindle and mutilate Cisco College, leading them 21-0 to end the 1st Quarter, 42-7 at Halftime, and 52-7 in the 3rd Quarter before logging a FIFTY-NINE to SEVEN triumph over the Wranglers in the 4th.

ANOTHER ROSWELL INCIDENT – In Roswell, NM the NEW MEXICO MILITARY INSTITUTE BRONCOS (should be Cavalry) took the field against the visiting DODGE CITY COLLEGE CONQUISTADORS. The Conquistadors led the Institute 7-3 in the opening Quarter, but the Broncos went up 23-20 by the Half. The 3rd Quarter ended with NMMI leading 30-20 before winning out 37-20 in the end. Continue reading

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AUGUST TWENTY-SIXTH NEWS ROUNDUP

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog is here with another current events roundup.

TRUMP-ENDORSED DARLINE GRAHAM WINS SENATE PRIMARY RUNOFF ELECTION. More HERE.

SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL MOVES TO FIGHT VOTE FRAUD VIA MAIL-IN (“CHEAT BY MAIL”) BALLOTS. The tainted and corrupt 2020 presidential election should never be allowed to happen again. Democrat strategy now will likely be to flagrantly violate election laws and when Trump enforces those laws to force violence and pretend Trump is being a “dictator” by stopping their violations of the laws.

MORE ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT’S DECISION HERE. And HERE. And HERE.

A LOOK AT SOME OF CNN’S MANY, MANY LIES ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP THAT THEY’VE BEEN EXPOSED FOR.

NORTH MACEDONIA’S PRIME MINISTER POINTS OUT THE MANY WAYS THAT HE AND HIS CITIZENS SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP AND THE U.S. It’s the European country where Trump is most popular at present. 

DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN GOTTHEIMER COURAGEOUSLY CALLS OUT EL-SAYED FOR NOT DISAVOWING HATEMONGER HASAN PIKER FOR ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE AGAINST AMERICAN JEWS.

REPUBLICAN TIM SCOTT EXPERTLY DOWNS DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET NBC’S WELKER FOR INSISTING THEY “PRETEND SENATE CANDIDATE EL-SAYED’S TERRORISM TIES DON’T COUNT”

RAHAL DEBUNKS ADAM SCHIFF’S LIES BY POINTING OUT THAT THE FREEDOM 250 GRAND PRIX WAS PRIVATELY FUNDED, NOT TAXPAYER FUNDED. And yet another anti-Trump lie goes down in flames. Continue reading

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DOLLY PARTON R.I.P. – STRAIGHT TALK (1992)

Unfortunately, Dolly Parton, singer and movie starlet, has passed away. Here’s my review of her film with James Woods. 

STRAIGHT TALK (1992)

Dolly’s Role: Shirlee Kenyon

James’s Role: Jack Russell 

Comment: James Woods as the leading man in a romantic comedy? With Dolly Parton as his love interest? Believe it or not this Lady of Many Talents and the Man of a Thousand Personae even pull off THIS!  Continue reading

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B-MOVIE HOSTS MOLDY, UNCLE GORY, KRANDAL THE MARTIAN AND DR. LAMAR DRAGO (EDDIE DRISCOLL)

EDDIE L. DRISCOLL played several different Movie Host characters during his THIRTY-THREE years working at the same television station – WLBZ Channel 2 in Bangor, Maine. That Maine location made Driscoll’s characters the Movie Hosts that a certain horror author had watched in his youth (see below). Eddie’s shows aired throughout Maine and into Canada’s Maritime Provinces.

I’ll dive into the hosts played by Driscoll in a moment, but first I want to emphasize how the man embodied the kind of local television station figures who just don’t exist anymore. Eddie started work for Channel 2 the day that the station began broadcasting in 1954.

Over the years, he worked there as a cameraman, weather man, kiddie show host and much more. He retired from WLBZ in 1987. His Movie Host characters:

MOLDY – This figure was a one-eyed hunchback who hosted Shock Theatre from a moldy old crypt on Saturday nights at Midnight. As Moldy, Driscoll presented the original Shock! package of horror movies from Fall 1962 until some point in 1963.

UNCLE GORY – From 1964 to 1967 Eddie hosted his new Saturday night at Midnight show titled Weird.  On this Bad Movie Show he played Uncle Gory, a Dungeon Master in a fur vest and a mop-top wig. Uncle Gory hosted from his dungeon with a human skull displayed on a slab near him. He presented each week’s movie like it was a story coming to life from a book he was reading aloud. 

Weird was firmly in the So Bad They’re Good school of Movie Hosting. Driscoll got to show off his sarcasm on Golden Turkeys from the 30s, 40s and 50s. Sci-Fi schlockers like Not of this Earth were also shown on Weird and on those nights Eddie’s versatility let him host those flicks as Krandal the Martian, a three-eyed alien from the Red Planet. Continue reading

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OZIDI EPIC OF NIGERIA: PART SEVEN

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE. PART TWO HERE. PART THREE HERE. PART FOUR HERE. PART FIVE HERE. PART SIX HERE

PART SEVEN – Picking up where we left off, Ofe the chief conspirator in the murder of Ozidi the Elder had cowardly fled once again rather than face the avenging son Ozidi the Younger in combat. Ozidi’s grandmother Oreame cast spells to flush out Ofe no matter where he was hidden.

Ofe’s magic had let him hide underneath the ground itself and he now involuntarily sprang upward from that hiding spot and stood face to face with Ozidi the Younger. With the eyes of everyone living in Orua on the combatants, Ofe had no choice but to at long last stand his ground and face his fate.

Ozidi advanced, wielding his sword made of lightning while his musicians played and sang his glories. Though Ofe was a coward he possessed powerful magic and fought Ozidi to a draw.

As the hours passed, our hero at last got past the defenses of Ofe’s own mystical weaponry and prepared to deliver the death blow. Ozidi’s lightning sword sliced his foe’s body in half at the waist. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR AUGUST TWENTY-FOURTH

Monday means a current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

ICE’S LATEST ACTIVITIES DEAL WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS – MANY OF THEM GANG MEMBERS – CONVICTED OF ATTEMPTED MURDER, BURGLARY AND MORE. And remember, the only reason they were still at large was because of Democrat “sanctuary” policies. 

ICE AGENTS ARREST PREVIOUSLY DEPORTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WHO KILLED BUT WAS RELEASED THREE TIMES BY “SANCTUARY” POLICIES IN DEMOCRAT-HELD MASSACHUSETTS. As always, Democrats provide no sanctuary for the victims, only for the perpetrators. 

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHARGED WITH POURING HOT WAX ON HER CHILD AND WITH STARTING A FIRE. She did it in a TikTok video. Privileged white one-percenter Bruce Springsteen should be asked about this.

REPULSIVE DEMOCRAT SING-ALONG MOCKING FREE SPEECH MARTYR CHARLIE KIRK’S ASSASSINATION AS THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY APPROACHES. More HERE.

CALIFORNIA’S DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM SIGNS LAW STOPPING INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISTS FROM REPORTING ON CORRUPTION AND FRAUD IN THE STATE GOVERNMENT. Unreal. Can you IMAGINE the shrieking from Democrats if the opposing political party did this? Continue reading

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JOHNNY COOL (1963) UNDERRATED GANGSTER FILM

JOHNNY COOL (1963) – Okay, this weekend I once again met someone who never heard of this film, so I resolved to do what little I could to spread the word about it by reviewing it here on Balladeer’s Blog. 

Even among cult films, Johnny Cool has a certain prestige. It was released in October 1963 – the month before President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Peter Lawford, JFK’s brother-in-law and Rat Pack member was a co-producer and got fellow Rat Pack figures Sammy Davis, Jr. and Joey Bishop to appear in the movie.

Sammy was still wearing his pre-glass eye eyepatch in the film and also sang the movie’s title song. There’s a boatload more kitsch casting in Johnny Cool, which I’ll cover as we go along.

Our story begins in Italy, where aspiring young Sicilian hoodlum Salvatore Giordano (THE Henry Silva) is rescued from the police by former American Mafia bigwig Johnny Colini (Marc Lawrence himself). Like the real-life gangster boss Lucky Luciano, Colini was arrested and deported to Sicily after getting sold out by his organized crime rivals and allies back in the States.   

Colini mentors the violent diamond-in-the-rough Giordano and grooms him into an instrument of revenge for himself against his enemies in America. When the homicidal prodigy is polished and ready, Colini rechristens him Johnny Cool and sends him to the U.S. to settle accounts.  Continue reading

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TRANSGRESS WITH ME: AUGUST TWENTY-THIRD

It has literally been almost a year since Balladeer’s Blog did a post in my Transgress with Me series, so here we go. For newbies, I’m an Independent Voter who used to be a Democrat until they became such intolerant fascists.

*** At present, it’s the Democrats who are the worst authoritarians and hatemongers, but I have bashed figures from both major political parties here.

*** All “news” outlets are biased, but at present Democrat outlets still far outnumber those for the opposition party, and that has resulted in a false impression of a national consensus on various issues and topics. (But it’s the fault of the Republican Party that they are still so far behind in the Media Arms Race.) 

*** Democrats mistakenly believe that successfully censoring dissenting opinions means they are “in the right.” 

*** When pompous Democrats put up those nauseating signs that say “Hate has no home here” what they really mean is “Hate has no home here, except for our perfectly righteous hatred of everyone who disagrees with any of our political opinions.”

*** Democrats are only content in environments where they have a captive audience, like in schools or H.R. “classes” or wherever they can use the full force of the government or other higher “authorities” to impose silence on those who disagree with them.

*** If you want people killed or injured just because they voted differently than you did, then they aren’t the fascists – YOU ARE.

*** Democrats are still at war with a version of America which hasn’t existed in decades.

*** There are still imbeciles who think President Trump told people to drink or inject themselves with bleach.

*** Democrats are not liberals – they’re illiberal. Democrats are not progressives – they’re regressive.

*** Yes, Ashley Biden’s oft-mentioned diary has entries in which she says her father Joe Biden took “inappropriate” showers with her when she was a child. She also said she was “probably” abused.  Continue reading

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