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PULP A GO-GO: NEO PULP ADVENTURES IS ON SALE NOW!

aa pulp a go go a1Edward Wozniak’s erotic Neo-Pulp stories have proven so popular that they’re now being collected in a series of paperbacks! This scintillating First Issue presents the opening adventures of two sultry, seductive, yet brilliant and butt-kicking – heroines.

CHARITY BLOODWORTH (modeled by Summer Cummings) preys upon vampires and werewolves the way those monsters prey upon us mere mortals. Meet her and her female lover Ramina in this senses- shattering debut story.

DOCTOR MORDILLO BLUSH (modeled by Teddi Barrett) is the buxom genius whose satirical adventures find her facing the forces of science run amok here in the 21st Century. In her premiere the good doctor finds herself trying to save millions of lives from a deadly parasexual menace.

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THE MATRIARCH: THE TOP FIVE ADVENTURES OF EDWARD WOZNIAK’S FEMALE SUPERHERO

The beautiful supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who portrays Edward Wozniak's superheroine called the Matriarch.

The beautiful supermodel M*E*T*A*L, who portrays Edward Wozniak’s superheroine called the Matriarch.

The supermodel M*E*T*A*L has done a stellar job modeling as my Neo-Pulp superheroine called the Matriarch. The Matriarch fights crime and other menaces in Las Vegas while maintaining her secret identity as one of the countless Vegas vixens with enhanced breasts. Armed with her martial arts skills, dildo-rangs, whips, chains and nipple-clamps plus her knife-toed and knife-heeled boots our heroine makes Sin City safe for, well … sin. All of the Matriarch’s adventures have been very popular but here’s a Balladeer’s Blog shoutout to her five greatest hits.

aaaa Metal1. ARMY OF ELVISES – The Matriarch’s first battle with her archenemy Dr Memphis found her battling an army of Elvises who parachuted into Las Vegas for an armed robbery spree. As the night-long donnybrook continued the Matriarch realized she was facing actual clones of the King of Rock’N’Roll. The mad Dr Memphis had created them out of DNA obtained from one of Elvis Presley’s stool samples. By daybreak the Matriarch had defeated the clone army, leaving behind a huge amount of damage in Sin City. This made our vigilante heroine even more wanted by the Las Vegas police. Continue reading

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TEDDI BARRETT AS EDWARD WOZNIAK’S MORDILLO BLUSH IN AN ALL-NEW STORY!

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush.

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush.

At last it’s the second serialized story of Dr Mordillo Blush, Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine! Last time around Dr Blush – modeled by Teddi Barrett, the world’s sexiest woman – saved millions of lives in Los Angeles. This time around Mordillo is out to save adults on Elm Street from certain death at the hands of a macabre menace who stalks the dream dimension. Continue reading

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TEDDI BARRETT: RETURNING SOON IN YET ANOTHER ADVENTURE OF EDWARD WOZNIAK’S MORDILLO BLUSH!

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp character Mordillo Blush.

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp character Mordillo Blush.

Yes, with her debut adventure behind her and the lives of countless millions in California saved by the heroic efforts of Dr Mordillo Blush even greater escapades lie ahead! From the shocked look on Mordillo’s face her next battle with the forces of science run amok may be even more terrifying than the first one was! Continue reading

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THE MATRIARCH: THE SUPERHEROINE SAVES LAS VEGAS FROM AN ARMY OF PARACHUTING ELVIS PRESLEYS

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

A photo of the superheroine called the Matriarch in action

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  The costumed and voluptuous superheroine known only as the Matriarch was in action once again overnight last night saving the citizens and tourists of Las Vegas from a veritable army of looters all dressed as Elvis Presley and all of whom had parachuted in along the Strip and engaged in a night-long crime spree.

As the hours wore on, however, that crime spree became a running battle with the black-garbed Matriarch, and as she whittled down the numbers of the criminal army that running battle turned into a siege as the crooks attempted to Continue reading

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COSTUMED WOMAN CALLED THE MATRIARCH FOILS LAS VEGAS ROBBERY

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  A costumed – and voluptuous – vigilante calling herself the Matriarch has declared war on crime. This violent woman has chosen Sin City of all places for her crusade against wrongdoing, a crusade which started two days ago when a young woman reported being saved from an attempted rape by the Matriarch’s timely arrival. The incident would have been dismissed as a hoax if not for the level of damage inflicted on the would-be rapist: the costumed woman whipped him nearly unconscious and then proceeded to kick him between the legs repeatedly with her sharp-toed boots. The accused assailant will likely never achieve a normal erection again for the rest of his life.

Overnight last night the Matriarch struck again, thwarting the attempted armed robbery of the Bellagio Casino. Bizarrely enough the heroine subdued the masked, commando-style gang by Continue reading

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SULTRY TEDDI BARRETT IS RETURNING SOON IN MORDILLO BLUSH, PART TWO

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett, the World’s Sexiest Woman, is returning soon in the 2nd pulse-pounding chapter of Mordillo Blush’s debut sci-fi adventure!  Millions of lives are in danger and our courageous and brilliant heroine Dr Blush is the Continue reading

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