The supermodel M*E*T*A*L has done a stellar job modeling as my Neo-Pulp superheroine called the Matriarch. The Matriarch fights crime and other menaces in Las Vegas while maintaining her secret identity as one of the countless Vegas vixens with enhanced breasts. Armed with her martial arts skills, dildo-rangs, whips, chains and nipple-clamps plus her knife-toed and knife-heeled boots our heroine makes Sin City safe for, well … sin. All of the Matriarch’s adventures have been very popular but here’s a Balladeer’s Blog shoutout to her five greatest hits.
1. ARMY OF ELVISES – The Matriarch’s first battle with her archenemy Dr Memphis found her battling an army of Elvises who parachuted into Las Vegas for an armed robbery spree. As the night-long donnybrook continued the Matriarch realized she was facing actual clones of the King of Rock’N’Roll. The mad Dr Memphis had created them out of DNA obtained from one of Elvis Presley’s stool samples. By daybreak the Matriarch had defeated the clone army, leaving behind a huge amount of damage in Sin City. This made our vigilante heroine even more wanted by the Las Vegas police. Continue reading