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OBAMA IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN; BECOMES FIRST FEMALE U.S. PRESIDENT

Obama as a woman

BARACK OBAMA: AMERICA’S FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

When American Liberalism became a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion many atheists like me started leaving it behind. The most recent Papal Bull from the Democratic Party pretended that a person can simply “identify” as a member of the opposite sex and ALAKAZAM – it is to be considered true by their co-religionists.  

In that spirit Pope Barack “identified”as a woman today, becoming our first female president and thus letting him get in yet another laugh at Hillary Clinton’s expense. Well, she can at least try to become the first elected female president, like the distinction between Theodore Roosevelt (the youngest man to become president – when McKinley was assassinated) and John F Kennedy (the youngest man to be elected president).  

Hillary tired BIG

“Why me? … Why me alla time?”

Now I don’t want ANY of you haters trying to say that this does NOT make Little Barry the first female president. After all, Pope Barack has threatened to use all the power of the federal government to force rational people to pretend that simply calling yourself a woman means that you magically become one. Even if you go back to “identifying” as a man on a whim.

I will not be forced to pretend that people can get crucified and then rise from the dead, I will not be forced to pretend that the Muslim child rapist Muhammad rose into the heavens and I will not be forced to pretend that a man with a beard is a woman just because he says so. As Voltaire aptly observed “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

And no, mindless Obama supporters, I’m not a conservative. I support legalizing marijuana, I support free speech, I’m pro-choice on abortion, I support social programs AND I’ve been a supporter of Gay Marriage since YEARS before Little Barry felt it was politically safe enough to have his own opinion “evolve” from opposing it (the gutless punk even voted for DOMA as a Senator) to supporting it. Continue reading

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MUSLIM SAVAGE KNIFES TWO IN FRANCE: OBAMA BLAMES THE NRA

OBAMA: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE, THEREFORE WE MUST CONVINCE THEM THAT OUR PARTY IS ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND MOBS OF HATE-FILLED AMERICANS!

OBAMA: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WANTS THE MUSLIM VOTE, SO I DON’T CARE HOW MANY OF THE REST OF YOU DIE! YOU AND ALL OF YOUR LOVED ONES ARE EXPENDABLE, YOU DAMN PEASANTS!

What kind of savages intentionally target a police commander AND their innocent spouse and child? Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. RAMADAN continues with  yet another Muslim attack in the name of the Islamic State (Obamastan). The Muslim fanatic stabbed his male victim to death and slit the throat of his wife. Police were able to rescue the couple’s child before the Islamist could kill them, too.

Though the attack happened overseas Barack Obama IMMEDIATELY took to the airwaves to insist that the attack had nothing to do with Islam but was the fault of the NRA … or America’s “Knife Culture” or the Crusades … or Donald Trump … or solar flares … or something … but definitely NOT Islam. He then said that the attack was proof that Americans need to reevaluate themselves. Hey, the pathetic little man is like Pavlov’s Dogs! Instead of a bell he reacts to all Muslim attacks by exonerating Islam, blaming other people and insisting that Americans need to reevaluate themselves.

France, on the other hand, has an actual ADULT as Head of State, and Francoise Hollande never tries to blame innocent people for the bloodshed caused by Islam. Speaking as firmly as Little Barry Obama does ONLY when trashing his own country Hollande spoke movingly and, unlike Obama, seemed to ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE DEAD VICTIMS! Wow! I wonder what it’s like to live in a country with a leader like that? 

 

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MUSLIM SAVAGES SLAUGHTER PATRONS OF GAY NIGHTCLUB

Obama Islam

… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?

My sympathy goes out to the latest victims of Islam. A Muslim gunman in Orlando acted on behalf of the Islamic State, hence the plural title.

As I’ve stated in the past there are people dear to me who are female and there are people dear to me who are gay. I know how they would be treated in a world full of people too cowardly to challenge the superstitious savagery called Islam. Once again the blood-soaked fanatics of that most backward of all religions have done nothing but kill and kill and kill – in this case simply because their targets were gay.    

Islamophobia posterBarack Obama, the weakest, most inept and most cowardly little man ever to be president still cannot bring himself to condemn radical Muslims. Instead, that gutless and hypocritical champion of transgender bathrooms wilts like a flower when faced with REAL hatred and intolerance.

Obama compounded his idiocy by calling for GUN CONTROL to prevent incidents like this! Uh, yeah, Little Barry, Muslim fanatics are going to say “Oh, darn! Foiled again!” when faced with the need to break laws to obtain weaponry. Barack lives in that same realm of unreality that the gutless American Left refuses to leave.

BarackObama-Crybaby

This barely human political robot has just convinced me that people who act snobbish about Donald Trump are delusional weaklings. NOBODY could be a more embarrassing president than Little Barry Obama.

American Liberals, with their reaction to yet ANOTHER slaughter courtesy of Islam, have demonstrated once again why so many of us stopped considering ourselves Liberals. If you Liberals EVER develop enough backbone to criticize anybody IN ADDITION TO white, Christian, Americans – get back to me.

And for any pieces of garbage who can never be bothered to defend any religion EXCEPT Islam, don’t waste my time. I consider ALL religions to be irrational and blood-soaked, it’s just that I don’t follow your cowardly example by pretending that other religions are “just as bad” as Islam in this day and age.

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THE FIRST FEMALE CANDIDATES FOR U.S. PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton hands together

*** *** *** *** “Exxxxcelleeent!”

Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton recently made news as the first artificial life form to run for president … well, if you don’t count Jeb Bush. Anyway, since the Hillarytron and her handlers successfully stole the party’s nomination from Bernie Sanders, Balladeer’s Blog presents the first two female candidates for President of the United States.  

Victoria WoodhullVICTORIA WOODHULL

Political Party: Equal Rights Party 

Year: 1872

Noted For: Not being in the pocket of international banksters and for having Fredrick Douglass as a running mate. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA: THE KARDASHIAN PRESIDENCY

Obama making a face

Obama at his most presidential

Vaclav Klaus once made this remark which nicely captures the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama as well as the shallow, mindless, unquestioning supporters of this Hollow Man.

That quote: “The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.

“The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their president.” 

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MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP

muslim crescent

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Muslim Violence Awareness Year continues with this latest roundup of the global attacks. The following victims were a diverse lot. The killers were all Muslims.

May 23rd: Aden, Yemen – A pair of Muslim fascist suicide bombers killed FORTY-FIVE innocent people and injured over SIXTY more. (Remember, Obama still calls Yemen a foreign policy “success” of his administration.)

June 3rd: Bosso, Niger – Boko Haram, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, attacked the town, killing THIRTY-TWO innocent people and injuring an unknown number.

ALSO June 3rd: Taiz, Yemen – Muslim fascist bombers killed 17 innocent people and injured over 30 more.

June 1st: Mogadishu, Somalia – Islamofascists launched an assault on a hotel, killing 16 innocent people and injuring over 55 more. Talk about “othering.” Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND ACTIVISM

liberals and conservativesBalladeer’s Blog remains the only site that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. Full disclosure: I used to consider myself a Liberal years ago before American Liberals adopted their attitude of “Islam: Right or Wrong!”

American Liberals (really illiberals) are such fundamental cowards and weaklings that it’s hilarious when they try to compare themselves to Liberals of long ago who REALLY DID show courage.

Twenty-First Century Liberals are really just hypersensitive, judgmental and intolerant jackasses exactly like the worst Conservative Christians they hate. Even more ridiculous is the way American Liberals actually think that “activism” means filing a complaint with higher authority to make them put a stop to something that upsets their delicate sensibilities. Continue reading

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REPUBLICAN BILL KRISTOL:STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Panel left to right:  Margaret Hoover - Political Contributor, CNN, Author, American Individualism, President, American Unity Fund; Bill Kristol - Founder/Editor, The Weekly Standard, Contributor, ABC News;

Funny Man Bill Kristol: He always keeps the straightest face this side of Leslie Nielsen while making everyone around him convulse with laughter!

Oh, I know for most people the late Andy Kaufman will always be the greatest “concept” comedian ever, but I’ve always been partial to funny man Bill Kristol. Bill’s send-ups of smug, pompous, callous and snobbish Conservative pundits have been making me laugh for years. Like Paul Reubens with his Pee Wee Herman character or Paul Schaeffer with his Vegas schmoozer act, Kristol never broke character. His serious expression made the da-da-esque comedy spilling from his mouth even funnier.

Sure, Stephen Colbert stole Kristol’s act, but Colbert was always too mainstream. Even the most humorless people knew Colbert was spoofing that annoying windbag Bill O’Reilly but real hipsters knew there were huge elements of Bill Kristol’s shtick stolen line for line. It’s like how the early rock’n’rollers unashamedly stole a lot of black music, y’know?  

This week Kristol churned out his latest comedy masterpiece: he plucked a guy named David French out of the Federal Witness Protection Program and claimed he was running the stooge as a Third Party Candidate! This after teasing the “big reveal” over the Memorial Day weekend on social media, bragging about how potent this mystery candidate would be. Ah, Bill! You still got it!

This is funnier than Firesign Theater’s “Papoon for President” bits or Steve Gerber’s “Howard the Duck for President” gag way back in 1976. Leave it to Bill Kristol to find a mock candidate even more absurd than those!  Continue reading

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IS REPUBLICAN KARL ROVE SECRETLY MISS PIGGY?

Karl Rove 2

*** *** *** *** *** *** Karl Rove, secret Furry.

Balladeer’s Blog has learned that the thoroughly detestable Karl Rove, a man synonymous with the disastrous presidency of George W Bush, has been maintaining a dual identity for decades.

Miss Piggy

Karl in his better known identity of Miss Piggy.

In addition to being the living embodiment of the Bloated Rich Pigs that the world justifiably despises, Karl has been living out his secret Furry Fetish lifestyle as the popular Muppet called Miss Piggy. Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA APOLOGIZES

Obama weak

Barack Obama contemplating his failed presidency

Very moving words from a president I have never believed capable of this type of honesty:

I, Barack Obama, apologize to everyone in the world for your misplaced hope in me, especially that premature Nobel Peace Prize which I have thoroughly failed to live up to. I apologize for giving nuclear weapons capability to the fanatics of Iran. Any and all deaths from Iranian nukes are to be blamed on me and me alone.

I apologize to the world for spawning the Islamic State and I beg all of you to please refer to it as “Obamastan” as a constant reminder of the shame that should forever be attached to me. The Islamic State/ Obamastan’s atrocities were enabled by me and I am very, very sorry. 

Obama crying gun control

Barack Obama crying over his failed presidency.

I apologize to the American voters – both living and dead, legal and illegal – for betraying the trust of that wonderfully diverse group. I have set back race relations in this nation by several decades, especially by spitefully encouraging African-Americans to commit acts of violence against police officers. Even a former member of my own White House staff succumbed to my calls for violence and shot at a law enforcement officer.  

I apologize for destroying health insurance for so many working class families. My ego and my fundamental dishonesty drove me to the many lies I told about Obamacare. Please forgive me, though I do not deserve it. Continue reading

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