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I am passionately interested in college sports, ancient Greek comedies, bad/weird movies, mythology, the American Revolution, Puck Magazine, World War I, U.S. Presidential history, silent movies, the English Civil War, epic, lyric and comic poetry, U.S. Supreme Court history, the Revolutions of 1848, the Philippine War and old pulp heroes like The Moon Man, Pilot G8, Silver John and The Rio Kid.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 18th

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Newberry helmet goodNUMBER FIVE TAKES A FALL – In NCAA Division 2 the NEWBERRY COLLEGE WOLVES hosted the nation’s 5th ranked LENOIR-RHYNE UNIVERSITY BEARS. A 7-7 1st Quarter tie became a 14-14 score at the Half. In the 3rd Quarter the Wolves went up 28-14 then held on in the 4th for a 28-21 Upset victory. 

HELMETSURSINUSDOWN GOES NUMBER EIGHT – Down in NCAA Division 3 the URSINUS COLLEGE BEARS visited the number 8 team in the country – the MUHLENBERG COLLEGE MULES. By Halftime the score was knotted up at 14-14. The 3rd Quarter ended in a 28-28 deadlock, following which the Bears won it in the 4th by a final score of 42-35.

Kansas Wesleyan helmet NEWKNOCKING OFF NUMBER TEN – Up in the NAIA the 16th ranked KANSAS WESLEYAN UNIVERSITY COYOTES took it on the road against the number 10 BETHEL COLLEGE (KS) THRESHERS. The Threshers were out in front 14-7 in the opening Quarter and 21-17 at the midpoint. Bethel College held a 24-17 advantage to end the 3rd Quarter but the Coyotes stormed from behind in the 4th to win the game 31-24.  Continue reading

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JOE BIDEN: INTERNATIONAL DISGRACE

biden serial killerJoe Biden, from a slave owning family, has authored countless catastrophes since January. The callous, crooked little man has devastated America’s poor and working class with his policies. He has even admitted that his political party’s obsession with allowing illegal immigration lowers wages for blue collar workers but that’s fine with the millionaires and billionaires who support Biden. Biden’s inflation has also wreaked havoc on the take-home pay of the working class.

Internationally, Creepy Sleepy Joe has been no better, with failures that REALLY ARE as disastrous as America’s unhinged media tried pretending every action of Biden’s predecessor was. It’s no secret that Biden’s alterations to the orderly withdrawal plans established by his predecessor and America’s NATO allies led to the horrific, blood-soaked blunders of Biden’s own making. Among his most recent disasters: 

FRANCE HAS RECALLED ITS AMBASSADOR OVER BIDEN’S LATEST INTERNATIONAL SHENANIGANS. Most Biden supporters are too shallow and uninformed to understand the depth of that action. Plus, a NATO ally recalling its ambassador NEVER happened under de facto Third Party President Donald Trump.

Senile Joe BidenBOTH HOUSES OF THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT HOLDING THE U.S. PRESIDENT IN CONTEMPT NEVER HAPPENED UNDER BIDEN’S PREDECESSOR, EITHER, BUT IT DID TO BIDEN. The media’s deranged and unjustified demonization of Trump becomes clearer and clearer every day.

THE BIDEN REGIME’S BUTCHERY OF AN INNOCENT AFGHANI FAMILY INCLUDING THEIR CHILDREN GETS UGLIER THE MORE THAT THEIR LIES ABOUT IT ARE EXPOSED.

POLL: A RECORD LOW NUMBER OF AMERICANS BELIEVE THE COUNTRY IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK. No surprise there.

BIDEN’S HOSTAGE CRISIS IN AFGHANISTAN CONTINUES, BUT JOE GOES ON ANOTHER VACATION. Just like during Biden’s ludicrous non-campaign last year, the demented fool needs to hide and recover for days after every blunder. Continue reading

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SPIDER-MAN : 1970s CLASSICS PART FOUR

Here’s Part Four of Spider-Man 1970s Classics. For Part One click HERE.

daredevil 103DAREDEVIL & THE BLACK WIDOW Vol 1 #103 (September 1973)

Title: Then Came Ramrod

Villain: Ramrod

Synopsis: In a rare moment of kindness, Daily Bugle publisher J Jonah Jameson has sent Peter Parker to San Francisco to photograph and interview Daredevil and the Black Widow, who were at the time operating as crime-fighting partners like Captain America and the Falcon back in New York City. The Black Widow was also romantically involved with Daredevil in his secret identity of blind lawyer Matt Murdock.

NOTE: The Black Widow and Matt Murdock were currently a major San Francisco power couple (this was back before San Francisco was filled with human waste matter and drug needles). Because this is a comic book nobody figured out that Natasha’s man Matt Murdock was also her superhero partner Daredevil, who conveniently moved to the West Coast at the same time Murdock did.

In his Spider-Man costume, Peter Parker photographs the BW & DD swinging back into Natasha’s San Fran mansion. Daredevil was swinging on his billy club cable line and the Black Widow was swinging on the slender black weblines that her wristlets shot out.

NOTE: Natasha’s wristlets also shot powerful rays called her Widow’s Sting, too, and her costume let her cling to buildings and ceilings like Spider-Man did but none of those cool attributes of her costume were ever used in the Marvel Comics movies. Instead, she just shot guns. Lame.   

dd bw and smBack to the story, Spidey switches to Peter Parker and enters the mansion’s grounds. He shows his press pass to get past Ivan Petrovich, Natasha’s chauffer back then. (Natasha was still rich through her inheritance from White Russian family members.)

Spider-Man and Daredevil by this point knew each other’s secret identities, but Black Widow does NOT know that Peter is really Spider-Man. Peter is still mourning Gwen Stacy and feels sorrow over the way Daredevil has a woman who can share in his superhero life the way the non-powered Gwen could never have shared in his.

DD and the Black Widow give Peter a tour of the mansion as he snaps photos along the way. After awhile, Peter feels his Spider-Sense tingling but before he can do anything, a supervillain calling himself Ramrod bursts through the mansion’s walls. He is there to steal secret documents from Matt Murdock’s safe, papers he is holding for his client Rolling Stone Magazine. Continue reading

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IDAHO TRANSFER (1973): MOVIE REVIEW

IDAHO TRANSFER (1973) – This film, directed by Peter Fonda and starring mostly unknowns, deals with time travel and post-apocalypse themes. It was retitled Deranged for its DVD release. I have no idea why.

Not so long ago Idaho Transfer was regarded among us fans of bad movies as a So-Bad-It’s Good example of the way so many 1970s sci-fi films were presented as if they were being deep and innovative when in truth they were just reworking ideas from old Twilight Zone and Outer Limits episodes but dragging them out to unbearable length.

Here in 2021 Idaho Transfer has fallen so far off the schlock charts that it’s unknown to many viewers. However, it is STILL one of the best So-Bad-It’s-Good examples of pretentious yet shallow 1970s sci-fi films. While this story might have made a decent episode of a half-hour anthology series it is excruciatingly stretched out to 86 minutes.

THE PREMISE: In the movie’s present-day (1973) a group of scientists in Idaho have been using their federal grant money to try developing a teleportation/ matter transfer device for the government. Along the way, however, they realized that they had accidentally invented a machine that transports people and objects through time instead of space.  Continue reading

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GODS AND GODDESSES OF FIJI

Fiji IslandsIn the past Balladeer’s Blog has examined the gods and myths of Polynesian people in Hawaii, Samoa, Bellona and Rennell. This time around I’m taking a look at the neglected gods of the Melanesian people of Fiji.

NOTE: I am spelling the names of the deities phonetically to make it easier for readers to know how to pronounce them. I’m doing this to avoid the awkwardness of having to remember the odd rules regarding how to pronounce certain consonants.

For instance “Q” is pronounced “ng-g” so with the name of the shark god, spelled Dakuwanqa in that system, I will spell it Ndakuwang-ga so readers don’t have to remember how Q is supposed to be pronounced or that “D” is pronounced “nd”. After all, the Fijians certainly were not using our alphabet prior to contact with Europeans, so I think it’s inefficient to expect readers to remember odd pronunciation rules for letters that the Fijians never used to begin with.

KONOSAU – The god of stillborn infants. Originally born dead to the first Bau woman taken to Rewa, this entity became the patron deity of such offspring. His main temple is called Nai Bili. 

NAITONU – The god of nudity. I’m not joking. Naitonu hates the custom of wearing clothing and not only is he constantly naked but he expects nudity from everyone entering his territory – even if they are just passing through. Failure to comply will result in the offender being struck with leprosy. 

Fiji 2ALEWANISOSO – The patron goddess of travelers and hospitality. Regardless of their tribe, fellow Fijians who reach one of Alewanisoso’s temples can be assured of not being harmed during their stay – usually an overnight one. 

Hostility or rudeness of any kind is taboo in her temples and everyone entering is expected to conduct themselves as gently and courteously as they would when wooing a mate.

masc graveyard smallerROKOMAUTU – A son of the supreme deity Ndengei by his sister. This deity was born from his mother’s elbow as another example of birthing oddities in world mythology. Rokomautu was so headstrong he tried to force even his own parents to worship him. 

Rokomautu falls into the mythological category that Balladeer’s Blog’s readers will remember as a Divine Geographer. When Ndengei first created the world the land was featureless, so he sent his son Rokomautu to provide character. The god sculpted the Earth’s various geographic features.

The sandy beaches of Fiji were created by Rokomautu dragging his flowing robe over the terrain. When the god pulled up his robe while walking the land became rocky or filled with mangrove bushes. By some accounts anywhere that he spat a lake or river would form.  Continue reading

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BIDEN LIES, SCANDALS AND FAILURES CONTINUE TO PILE UP

biden trying to distract from Afghan debacleIt’s been multiple catastrophes per day with Joe Biden in the White House. And Biden’s regime is still squirming over questions regarding why it drone-killed innocent people while thinking it was killing terrorists. PLUS Biden’s Afghanistan Hostage Crisis continues.

*** BREAKING: BIDEN REGIME IS CUTTING OUR ALLIES INDIA AND JAPAN OUT OF THE INTERNATIONAL AGREEMENT ON SHARING INTELLIGENCE ON CHINA. Once again we see that China more than gets its money’s worth out of the bought and paid for Joe Biden.

*** BREAKING: BIDEN REGIME FORCING DETAINEES TO LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AMID THEIR OWN WASTE MATTER. How callous and uncaring is Joe Biden? 

BIDEN REGIME FORCED TO ADMIT THAT “SEVERAL THOUSAND” ARE TRAPPED IN AFGHANISTAN, NOT THE HUNDRED THAT SENILE JOE BIDEN CLAIMED.

biden blood on handsBIDEN FAMILY CORRUPTION REPORTS IN NEW BOOK “THE BIDENS” CENTER AROUND OPENNESS TO BRIBES AND MORE. Is this why the term “Biden Crime Family” has become a thing? Joe’s family sits in comfort while the poor suffer under his reign. 

“THE MADNESS OF DEMENTED JOE BIDEN” CONTINUES AS HIS REGIME MEMBERS CUT HIS MICROPHONE YET AGAIN TO PREVENT HIM FROM GOING OFF-SCRIPT. Biden shows how mentally unfit he is with every off-the-cuff statement now, hence the need to silence him.

BIDEN INFLATION CONTINUES TO WIPE OUT WORKING CLASS TAKE-HOME PAY. Plus HERE.

AUSTRALIAN JOURNALIST OFFERS TO “WRITE A CHEQUE” TO ANYONE WHO CAN DECIPHER JOE BIDEN’S BLITHERING NONSENSE.

MORE PROTESTORS GREET THE BUMBLING AND CORRUPT BIDEN IN HIS TRAVELS. Some signs add to the “F*ck Biden” hashtag while others mock his creepy hair-smelling fetish.

ANTI-BIDEN PROTESTS SPREAD THROUGH NEW YORK CITY. More HERE. Continue reading

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AN AZTEC MUMMY IN CALIFORNIA: THE SQUAW HOLLOW SENSATION (1879)

With Squaw Valley becoming Palisades Tahoe now I figured what better time to revisit this neglected 1879 horror story which deserves to be as remembered as Sleepy Hollow, House of the Seven Gables and others. 

Aztec Mummy

THE SQUAW HOLLOW SENSATION (1879) – The Squaw Hollow Sensation was originally published in serialized form in the California newspaper The Mountain Democrat from May 31st to July 26th, 1879. The story was set in Squaw Hollow, California, near Placerville in present-day El Dorado County. In fact the El Dorado County Historical Museum was where I obtained my copy of the story for this review.

Our main character is Berlin’s Doctor Loerder Von Herbst, a man trying to prove that ancient Egyptians migrated across the Atlantic Ocean and that the Aztecs were really a colony of Egypt. His studies have led him throughout the American West, northern Mexico and part of California, wherever he believes the legendary region of ancient Aztlan to have been. Von Herbst theorizes  that the preserved figures called Aztec Mummies are not corpses but rather living beings who were put into a centuries-long sleep and can be revived.

Squaw Hollow SensationThe good doctor has created a special chemical solution that in experiments has restored body parts from dissected corpses to a condition resembling living tissue. He believes he can use this chemical solution as part of a procedure to bring an Aztec Mummy back to life. Ancient papyri refer to “Heaven’s fire” and Dr Von Herbst is convinced that means lightning and so he plans to use electricity generated from a Daniell’s Battery to aid in the resuscitation process.

With the aid of various assistants the doctor investigates an Aztec tomb uncovered by mining operations. Inside that subterranean tomb are 50 mummified Aztec bodies that are over a thousand years old. With this bonanza on his hands Doctor Von Herbst sets up a laboratory in the massive burial structure and sets to work, carefully keeping a secret of the bodies he and his assistants have discovered. He begins by soaking the mummies in large vats full of his restorative chemical solution which replenishes the bodily fluids of the dehydrated bodies. Continue reading

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DOCTOR HACKENSAW’S SECRETS (1921-1925): ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

doctor hackensawDOCTOR HACKENSAW’S SECRETS – Written by Clement Fezandie. Doctor Hackensaw and his adventures were similar to Paul B’Old’s short stories about Professor Jerome Mudgewood, but with less emphasis on humor. Both figures dealt with the often destructive consequences of their own inventions or discoveries. Ferzandie’s Hackensaw tales were published in the magazine Science and Invention.

Dr Hackensaw’s supporting cast included reporter and ladies’ man Silas Rockett, enthusiastic and perky teen girl Pep Perkins and precocious boy Tintangeles Smith.

THE SECRET OF ARTIFICIAL REPRODUCTION (May 1921) – The first Dr Hackensaw story. Mostly speculative as the good doctor puts forth plans for what we would today call genetic engineering and cloning. Hackensaw depicts mass-produced soldiers of incredible physical prowess and mass-produced livestock to end world hunger. He pushes the envelope with a cat-dog hybrid animal and with human fetuses being grown in the uteruses of cows.

THE SECRET OF THE ATOM (July 1921) – Hackensaw experiments with the study of subatomic particles and with what we today call particle physics. A fairly dull effort compared to the other Dr H tales.

THE SECRET OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION (October 1921) – Dr Hackensaw pioneers chryosleep concepts by using carbon dioxide-heavy treatments. Not only can he preserve living things but he tries to do the reverse by reviving a pterodactyl frozen for millions of years. The pterodactyl eventually escapes and goes on a rampage. Continue reading

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MONDAY MUSINGS

biden afghanistan cartoonIndependent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog’s musings on this Monday. Joe Biden still has hostages in Afghanistan. 

Andrew YangANDREW YANG LEAVES THE DEMOCRAT PARTY TO FORM A THIRD PARTY. Yang is the latest of us former Democrats to #WALKAWAY from that increasingly intolerant and fascistic political party. Alternatives to America’s rival gangs of white-collar criminals called the Democrat and Republican Parties are desperately needed.

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER JOE BIDEN IS A WAR CRIMINAL NOW. And that’s on top of being a career white-collar criminal, the product of a slave-owning family, the most crooked figurehead this side of Warren G Harding and an accused rapist. Hey, Joe, how did you get to be worth about 150 million dollars on a Senator’s pay for all those years? Certainly by no honest means.

CROWDS AT SPORTING EVENTS AND AT SPORTSBARS CONTINUE CHANTING ANTI-BIDEN SLOGANS FOR YET ANOTHER WEEK IN A ROW. More HERE. Joe Biden, like George W Bush, is utter filth. And Biden keeps getting hit with insults from crowds wherever he goes, deservedly so.

BY THE WAY, BIDEN STILL HAS MORE KIDS IN CAGES THAN EITHER OBAMA OR TRUMP EVER DID. But as we all know, Democrats never cared about those kids. They just used them as a political stick. Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 11th

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Bluefield_WVBLUEFIELD CONQUERS DIVISION TWO – The NAIA’s BLUEFIELD COLLEGE RAMBLING RAMS took it on the road against the NCAA Division Two team the EMORY & HENRY COLLEGE WASPS. For newbies this is like when 1AA teams take on 1A teams. Trailing 38-17 in the 4th Quarter the Rambling Rams came back to win 46-45!

Oshkosh TitansGIANT-KILLERS – This week 3 NCAA Division 3 teams imitated the NAIA’s usual schtick of defeating teams from higher divisions. The UW-OSHKOSH TITANS won 28-10 at D2’s NORTHERN MICHIGAN WILDCATS   ###   Meanwhile the LINFIELD COLLEGE WILDCATS hammered D2’s SIMON FRASER UNIVERSITY CLAN 56-20   ###   And the WHITWORTH UNIVERSITY PIRATES edged D2’s LINCOLN (CA) UNIVERSITY OAKLANDERS 31-29.

bluefield state football helmetHISTORY WAS MADE – The BLUEFIELD STATE BIG BLUE managed the FIRST victory for their revived intercollegiate football program! After losing last week the Big Blue visited the ELIZABETH CITY STATE VIKINGS. Bluefield State trailed 21-0 in the 1st Quarter but tied things up 21-21 by Halftime. The Vikings went up 27-21 in the 3rd but the Big Blue came back to win it 35-27. 

Susquehanna University River Hawks helmetMARATHON GAME OF THE WEEK – This particular designation goes to the clash between the SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY RIVER HAWKS and their hosts the FRANKLIN & MARSHALL COLLEGE DIPLOMATS. It took FIVE OVERTIMES before the River Hawks emerged with a 30-28 victory. Continue reading

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