Monthly Archives: September 2025

GORILLA AT LARGE (1954) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Before MST3K there was … The Texas 27 Film Vault! In the middle 1980s, way down on Level 31 Randy and Richard, machine-gun toting Film Vault Technicians First Class, hosted this neglected 1985-1987 cult show. Balladeer’s Blog continues its celebration of the program’s FORTIETH anniversary year. 

ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: As near as can be determined, Saturday December 6th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

SERIAL: Before presenting Gorilla at Large our machine-gun wielding Film Vault Technicians First Class presented an episode of Mysterious Dr. Satan, a Republic serial from 1940. The serial featured a mad scientist called Dr. Satan trying to take over the world with a very, VERY goofy-looking robot while a pulp-style hero called Copperhead tried to thwart his plans.

FILM VAULT LORE: This time around the movie ticket give-away from Channel 27 (the “27” in The Texas 27 Film Vault) was for a chance to go see the 1986 release King Kong Lives.

THE MOVIE:  Gorilla at Large provided a wealth of material for our hosts to work with. Remember, their previous show had been The Trivia Guys and this film about a murderous gorilla at a circus was packed with opportunities for pop culture shoutouts.

To cite just a few:

* George Barrows, the man in the gorilla suit as our title monster Goliath, was the same guy who wore the ape/robot outfit as Ro-Man in that staple of Bad Movie shows Robot Monster (previously shown on The Texas 27 Film Vault).

* Cameron “Close the F****ing Door” Mitchell, veteran of High Chaparral, The Andersonville Trial and countless bad movies, starred as Joey Matthews, the circus’ barker. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: PSI CASSIOPEIA (1854) FAR AHEAD OF ITS TIME IN WORLD BUILDING

Star by C I Defontenay betterPSI CASSIOPEIA, or STAR: A MARVELOUS HISTORY OF WORLDS IN OUTER SPACE (1854) – Written by Dr Charlemagne Ischer Defontenay, a French M.D. and author. Long before J.R.R. Tolkien churned out obsessive amounts of fine detail about his fictional Middle Earth, Defontenay produced this volume of history, poetry and drama from his fictional planets in the star system Psi Cassiopeia.  

The narrator of the story is supposedly translating alien documents which he discovered in an artificial meteor that crashed in the Himalayas. The documents were from a planet called (incongruously enough) “Star.”

Star by C I DeFontenayThe system where that planet is located is a three-star system. Ruliel is the large, white star at the center, around which orbit the two lesser stars Altether (green) and Erragror (blue). The planet called Star is orbited by large planetoids/ moons named Tassul, Lessur, Rudar and Elier. Throwing all science to the winds the planet is also orbited by a small red star called Urrias.  

Star and its satellites are inhabited except, of course, for Urrias. The translated documents cover a roughly 1,000 year period of events regarding these worlds. The ancient Starian humanoids formed a united world-wide culture which started as an Empire before becoming a socialist planet economically and politically. The documents also claim that their culture boasted beautiful architecture, incredible feats of engineering and awe-inspiring works of art.

At one point a plague swept the globe, reducing the proud Starian civilization to chaos. A Nihilist Cult formed as the plague kept whittling away at the population over the course of years. In the post-apocalyptic ruins the Nihilists formed a fanatical religion devoted to ending all life on Star. The zealots formed armies which exterminated millions of Starians with the intention of taking their own lives when all non-members of their cult had been wiped out. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER SEVENTEENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND FIRST LADY ARRIVE FOR HISTORIC SECOND STATE VISIT IN ENGLAND. More HERE.

TRUMP EFFECT: U.S. RETAIL SALES SURGE IN AUGUST DESPITE ANTI-TRUMPER PREDICTIONS.

MORE TRUMP EFFECT: AT LEAST THIRTY CHILDREN RESCUED FROM HUMAN TRAFFICKING NETWORK IN SAN ANTONIO.

IOWA DEMOCRAT XAVIER CARRIGAN STILL CALLING FOR VIOLENCE EVEN AFTER CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION.

DEMOCRAT PARTY

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CBS CLAIMS “NO POLITICAL MOTIVE” BEHIND CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION. Insanely ignoring the arrested assassin’s own words.

WASHINGTON POST WRITER WHO LIED ABOUT CHARKIE KIRK QUOTES FIRED. Democrat willingness to lie about Charlie’s words is beneath contempt.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET MSNBC LIES BY CLAIMING NOBODY ONLINE IS CELEBRATING THE CHARLIE KIRK ASSASSINATION. What planet do these propagandists live on? Continue reading

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ROBERT REDFORD R.I.P. – MY FAVORITE NEGLECTED REDFORD FILMS

Robert Redford was one of the few true superstars in Hollywood history. Even the biggest names of recent decades are also-rans when compared to Redford. Other sites will no doubt be focusing on the man’s iconic films but this being Balladeer’s Blog I’m doing his overlooked movies. Well, as overlooked as a major star’s work can be, anyway.

WAR HUNT (1962) – Unusual little movie that was sort of like a Korean War forerunner of Platoon. Redford is Private Roy Loomis, a new arrival who would be the film’s Charlie Sheen equivalent, right down to his first-person narration. John Saxon would be the Tom Berenger equivalent as Private Raymond Endore, who uses the war as an excuse to give his violent tendencies full reign.

Endore is gung-ho and goes forth at night to hunt and slit the throats of North Korean soldiers. Loomis has the more simplistic “just fighting for my country and trying to survive” approach. A young camp follower comes to look up to both figures as they figuratively vie for the boy’s soul.

An uncredited Francis Ford Coppolla plays a truck driver, plus the film features Sydney Pollack, Tom Skerritt, Gavin MacLeod, Nancy Hsueh and Anthony Ray. Continue reading

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ALEXANDRE DUMAS: THREE NEGLECTED SWASHBUCKLER NOVELS

 

Alexandre Dumas

“HELLO DERE!”

Alexandre Dumas pere is synonymous with swashbuckling historical adventures like The Three Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo and The Man in the Iron Mask.

His name became SO associated with swordplay and intrigue that even a Dumas novel like The Corsican Brothers, which in reality lacks any true action elements, has long been adapted as if it’s a swashbuckler. That has always involved altering the original story beyond recognition, which is why no two Corsican Brothers movies bear much resemblance to each other and can’t even seem to agree on a time period.

That’s a shame since plenty of other novels by Alexandre Dumas are loaded with action and historical intrigue yet have been largely overlooked when it comes to movies and television. 

GeorgesGEORGES (1843) – Published just one year before The Three Musketeers, this novel is not only a rollicking adventure full of action, romance and double-crosses but it deals with racial issues in such a way that you would have thought it would have been adapted for film four or five decades ago. The title character uses his sword to fight slavery!  Continue reading

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SALTY (1974-1975) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

SALTY (1974-1975) – From some of the team behind Flipper came this short-lived series about a trained seal named Salty. The program was based on the 1973 film Salty, which featured Clint Howard in the role now played by Johnny Doran. 

After the parents of Taylor Reed (Mark Slade) and his brother Tim (Doran) are killed in a hurricane in the Bahamas, they move to Nassau where Taylor has found work in a marine life facility called Cove Marina. Among the attractions is a colorful seal named Salty, who bonds with the Reeds.

African American actor Julius Harris ran the marine establishment as Clancy Ames in both the movie and the television series. Twenty 30-minute episodes were produced.   

THE EPISODES:

AUNT CLEO – Tim and Taylor’s Aunt Cleo (Lynne Gorman) comes for a visit to see how they’re getting along without their parents. She samples their exciting new lives and grows fond of Salty during a picnic at sea. (He was delicious! I’m kidding!) Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER FIFTEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

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Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog coming to you from an America where Democrats are now lying about the late Charlie Kirk and his words as vehemently as they lie about President Donald Trump and his words.

But Charlie’s heroic message trumps their hate.

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EIGHTEEN THOUSAND NEW CHAPTERS OF TURNING POINT USA WANT OPENED AFTER ERIKA KIRK’S COURAGEOUS WORDS HONORING HER LATE HUSBANDUPDATE: OVER THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND NEW CHAPTERS REQUEST CHARTERING NOW! “An army of Charlie Kirks” one report says. And “not even Democrats can kill that quickly” to paraphrase Casablanca

MEXICAN FOLK MUSIC ARTISTS PEN CORRIDAS HONORING CHARLIE KIRK.

SOUTH KOREANS TAKE TO THE STREETS TO DECLARE “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK” AS THE WORLD CONTINUES TO MOURN THE HEROIC CRUSADER WHOSE DEATH IS APPLAUDED BY HATEMONGERS. Let’s just hope the passion doesn’t fade away as quickly as it did with “Je suis Charlie Hebdo” in 2015.

ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IN GREAT BRITAIN AT A “UNITE THE KINGDOM” RALLY ALSO HONOR CHARLIE KIRK.

ITALIAN PLANS FOR CHARLIE KIRK STYLE EVENTS ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES.

Confront the hatred and the lies at the sites where leftists push them the hardest.

DEMOCRATS ARE NOW POSTING LISTS OF WHO THEY WANT MURDERED NEXT. The party of hatred and violence refuses to let up on their divisiveness. 

DEMOCRATS REJECT INVITATION TO CHARLIE KIRK MEMORIAL AND INSULT HIM. Rest in Power, Charlie.

VIDEO FROM “BLACK CONSERVATIVE PERSPECTIVE” CHANNEL: SANE AMERICANS LEAVE DEMOCRAT PARTY AFTER SEEING THE CELEBRATIONS OVER CHARLIE KIRK’S ASSASSINATION.

*** GREAT QUOTE FROM MATT MARGOLIS: “The irony of modern liberalism is that its champions often preach inclusivity while practicing exclusion. They burn bridges with anyone who disagrees, abandoning any pretense of open debate. You either conform to their worldview or they label you a bigot, a racist, a Nazi. Genuine discussion becomes impossible. The left demands an echo chamber, viewing any challenge to their beliefs as a form of violence, and from that belief, they feel justified in using real violence to silence dissent.” Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER THIRTEENTH

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KNOCKING OFF NUMBER THREE – In NCAA Division Two the UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA AT DULUTH BULLDOGS took the field against the visiting number 3 team in the country – the MINNESOTA STATE MAVERICKS. The Mavericks were up 7-3 at the midpoint but UMD rallied from there to topple Minnesota State 17-14.

DOWN GOES NUMBER FIVE – In this game D2’s number 16 PITTSBURG (KS) STATE GORILLAS played their guests, the 5th ranked GRAND VALLEY STATE LAKERS. A scoreless 1st Quarter was followed by a 10-0 Gorillas advantage by the break. The Lakers made it a 10-7 game to end the 3rd Quarter, but Pittsburg State held on in the 4th for a 17-14 win.

ANOTHER NUMBER FIVE IS TOPPLED – Over in the NAIA, the 11th ranked MONTANA TECH OREDIGGERS faced the visiting number 5 team – the UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA-WESTERN BULLDOGS. The Orediggers were in control 27-9 at the Half, then kept UMW at arm’s length to win the game 34-23. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER THIRTEENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

STEPHEN KING, LOOKING NOTHING AT ALL LIKE A CREEP WHO PREYS ON CHILDREN, GOT CALLED OUT BY DAVE RUBIN FOR HIS “MONSTROUS”, “GHOULISH” AND UNTRUE BASHING OF THE LATE CHARLIE KIRK.   

THE EXECRABLE STEPHEN KING APOLOGIZES AFTER SENATORS LEE AND CRUZ CALLED HIM OUT FOR “EVIL, TWISTED” LIES. More HERE. And HERE.

ERIKA KIRK’S STIRRING WORDS.

NOLTE ON FIFTEEN RECENT INCIDENTS OF DEMOCRAT VIOLENCE AGAINST PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENT OPINIONS.

A HISTORY OF LEFTIST VIOLENCE.

NO EXCUSES FOR THE DEMOCRATS.

MAINE’S DEMOCRAT SECRETARY OF STATE ADMITS THERE ARE STILL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ON THE STATE’S VOTER ROLLS. Unreal.

MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE UNFITNESS OF THE JUDGE WHO RELEASED DECARLOS BROWN ON THE DEMOCRATS’ INSANE “CASHLESS BAIL.” At least one woman might still be alive today if Brown had not been back on the streets after FOURTEEN arrests.

A LOOK AT HOW THE “CASHLESS BAIL” INSANITY ENDANGERS PUBLIC SAFETY AND HELPS CRIME GROW OUT OF CONTROL. Continue reading

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THE CLOCK: HIS FINAL ADVENTURES (1941-1944)

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post wraps up the last of the 86 Golden Age stories about the neglected character the Clock. He debuted in 1936, so BEFORE Superman and Batman

CRACK COMICS Vol 1 #17 (Oct 1941)

Title: Killer Kale Dies Tonight

Villain: Killer Kale

Synopsis: Gangster Killer Kale is executed in the electric chair, but his thugs steal the corpse from the hearse and force a scientist named Dr. Jennir to use his new method for bringing the dead back to life. The Clock and his chauffer Pug Brady investigate when Kale murders Dr. Jennir. The pair find the new hideout of Killer Kale and his gang, burst in and defeat all the gangsters in a lengthy fight. Killer Kale is dead again by story’s end.  Continue reading

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