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CAPTAIN BRITAIN: NEGLECTED MARVEL HERO’S 1970s STORIES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog looks at the earliest 1970s stories of Marvel’s Captain Britain.

cb 1CAPTAIN BRITAIN Vol 1 #1 (October 13th 1976)

NOTE: At first, this superhero’s stories were being published only via Marvel U.K. but as the 70s rolled along he was introduced into their overall continuity. Reprints of old Marvel stories were featured as backup series to the Captain Britain tales, hence the cover references to the Fantastic Four and Nick Fury.

Title: First Story

Villain: The Reaver

cb at the readySynopsis: British college student Brian Braddock was working as an assistant to Dr. Hugo Travis at the Darkmoor Energy Research Center, a scientific organization probing the supernatural energies and anomalies of the Darkmoor area.

Joshua Stragg aka the Reaver, a villainous mad scientist in the U.K. was leading his high-tech-armored men on a raid to kidnap all the scientists at D.E.R.C. to make them work for him. Brian Braddock tried to escape but was pursued.

The subsequent violence was a catalyst for Darkmoor forces from what came to be called the Otherworld. Merlyn, supposedly the “real” Merlin of Arthurian legends, and Roma, the Lady of the Northern Skies chose Brian Braddock to be the recipient of superpowers bestowed by eldritch energies from the Otherworld.

capt br vs reavers menThe Amulet of Right and the mystic Quarterstaff turned Brian into the costumed superhero called Captain Britain. Stragg and his men had not seen Braddock’s face clearly, so his real identity was safe. Using his new powers – flight, a skin-tight force field, enhanced senses and enough strength to lift a couple tons – the hero defeated Stragg’s armed thugs. 

Joshua Stragg seized the Sword of Might given his aggressive, violent nature and gained his own superpowers, plus his own costume. The hero and the villain fought, each one struggling to master their new abilities. Continue reading

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SHOTGUN JOHN: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

Every first Friday in August the Frontierado Holiday is celebrated. Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Here’s another seasonal post.

shotgun john collinsSHOTGUN JOHN COLLINS – This overlooked gunslinger was like a talented session musician whose name isn’t better known to laymen mostly because of his time with assorted big-name rock bands. Shotgun John was born Abraham G. Graham in South Carolina on November 22nd, 1851. His great-grandfather had served under General Francis Marion, the Swamp Fox, during the Revolutionary War.

In 1859 he and his family moved by wagon to Limestone County, Texas. As a teenager, this figure started getting in and out of trouble with the law and began using aliases like George Graham, John Graham, and John Collins. It was as Shotgun John Collins that our subject became best known.

crossed pistolsDuring his teen years Shotgun John was in and out of jail for assorted offenses, but to that point not fatal ones. This time period saw our man forge casual friendships with future notorious figures like Johnny Ringo and John Wesley Hardin.

Once he started getting involved in cattle rustling, gunfights and horse theft it was a different story, and for a time Collins took it on the run to Mexico to lie low until the heat settled down. By the early 1870s Shotgun John was back in Texas working as a cattleman. Continue reading

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KEITH RICHARDS AS JESSE JAMES, JUDAS, VICTOR HUGO AND CRAZY HORSE

keith richardsOkay, not THAT Keith Richards.

Anyone who’s as immersed as I am in obscure, forgotten, Psychotronic movies and television shows can’t help but repeatedly come across American actor Keith Richards. Long before the walking corpse from the Rolling Stones became famous, this other Keith Richards was turning up in some very unlikely roles.

james brothers of missouriTHE JAMES BROTHERS OF MISSOURI (1949) – In this 12-chapter Republic serial the Keithmeister General starred as Jesse James with Robert Bice as his brother Frank. Future Lois Lane Noel Neill played Peg Royer, while B-movie staple Gene Roth was along for the ride in a supporting role.

History went out the window in this story featuring the James Brothers helping a former member of their gang who had turned straight but was now being harassed by sinister criminals with a secret agenda. Keith Richards is … okay in this.

living christTHE LIVING CHRIST SERIES (1951) – Keith was At His Satanic Majesty’s Request as Judas in this 12-episode television series about incidents in the life of Jesus Christ. Each episode filled a 30-minute time slot.

You might think it would be impossible to make Judas dull, but you’d be reckoning without the vast forces of entropy at work in any Keith Richards performance. The traitorous disciple practically fades into the woodwork in this television effort.    Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: JULY EIGHTEENTH

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog!

jack smith so we IF YOU MISSED IT IN ALL THE ACTION RECENTLY, THE POLITICAL PROSECUTION OF TRUMP FOR THE DOCUMENTS AT MAR-A-LAGO NONSENSE WAS THROWN OUT (as everyone with a grip on reality knew it would be from day one) AND THE APPOINTMENT OF WITCHHUNTER JACK SMITH WAS MARKED UNCONSTITUTIONAL (like we all knew from the beginning as well).

           Add to that the fact that another Supreme Court decision recently knocked the charges against January 6th protestors down from “insurrection” (LMAO) to what it really was – trespassing. Balladeer’s Blog has been among those saying since the beginning that all these things would happen once the witch hunts against Trump got outside the partisan Democrat courts.    It’s just a shame that the court system in America moves so slowly.   

anne fundnerCOURAGEOUS ROLE MODEL ANNE FUNDNER HOLDS JOE BIDEN AND EVERY OFFICIAL RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR UNSECURED SOUTHERN BORDER RESPONSIBLE FOR HER SON’S DEATH. The heroic woman said “I hold Joe Biden, Kamala Harris the ‘border czar,’ — what a joke — and Gavin Newsom, and EVERY Democrat who supports open borders responsible for the death of my son.”   Honest, blunt statements are necessary against the smug, self-satisfied asses who run the Democrat Party these days.

Trump never called racist til running against DemocratsUNDER DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION HELD A MEETING OF BLACK DELEGATES. Donald Trump has been transforming the Republican Party in his own Populist mode. Trump was the greatest president for the poor and the working class of all colors during my lifetime.

           The main problem was that so many Americans who don’t pay attention kept assuming that Trump was letting the Republican Party continue its horrendous ways from George W. Bush, the Cheney Family, John “Let’s fight wars all over the world” McCain and Mitt Romney.

amber rose and trumpAMBER ROSE BRAVELY SPEAKS THE TRUTH – “THE MEDIA HAS LIED TO US ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.” They certainly have. Every day since he announced his candidacy in 2015. 

TRUMP FINALLY GETTING CREDIT FOR THE WAY HE HAS CHANGED THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE FORMER POLITICAL PARADIGMS FOR BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES. Some excerpts: “Last night, voters saw a Republican Party that they (and I) have never seen before. 

        “A stage filled with hardworking taxpayers, African-Americans, working women, union members, and delegates dancing in the aisles. Speeches bashing Corporate America and the status quo.    

        “We witnessed the realignment of American politics, Trump-style.”     I guess they didn’t notice this years ago because the old default modes of the simple-minded made them miss the way Trump became a hero to all the people ignored by so many of our thuggish office holders. Those same office-holders who fundamentally transformed the U.S. into a cesspool of political corruption.  Continue reading

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MAVERICK (1994) – FILM REVIEW

MASCOT COWBOY 2THE FRONTIERADO HOLIDAY IS COMING UP ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 2nd!

As always, the Frontierado holiday (now celebrated on 6 continents) is about the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality. 

MaverickMAVERICK (1994) – Richard Donner directed and Mel Gibson starred in this excellent tribute to the 1950s and 1980s Maverick television series. The original series starred James Garner as slick-talking gambler/ gunslinger Bret Maverick AND, in old-age makeup, as “Pappy” Beauregard Maverick, the gambler and con-man patriarch of that family of rogues.  (No relation to the real-life Maverick family of Texas, for whom “maverick” cattle were named.)

Maverick was just as often comedic as dramatic and nicely anticipated the many deconstructions of Old West mythology that were to come in the decades ahead. Sometimes the program was daringly farcical as in episodes like Gun-Shy, a spoof of Gunsmoke, and Three Queens Full, a Bonanza parody set on the Sub-Rosa Ranch (as opposed to Bonanza‘s PONDErosa). The storyline featured Maverick encountering a Ben Cartwright-styled rancher and his three less-than-straight sons, hence the episode’s title.

The original series centered on Garner’s Bret Maverick (and later other Maverick family members) vying in cardplaying and con-games with assorted rival gamblers, gunslingers and con-men. Efrem Zimbalist Jr – in his pre-FBI years – played Dandy Jim, one of the recurring members of Maverick’s Rogue’s Gallery of foes. 

Elaborate schemes and multiple double-crosses often kept viewers guessing who would come out on top til the very end, since Bret sometimes ended up on the losing side. 

The constant betrayals and double-crosses were part of the charm of the television series and were perfectly captured by the 1994 big-screen adaptation of Maverick. This thoroughly enjoyable film is often dismissed as just another of the pointless movie adaptations of tv shows that began to flood theaters back then, but that is far from the truth.

Maverick 2Mel Gibson portrays Bret Maverick since by 1994 James Garner was too old for the role. Jodie Foster co-stars as rival gambler Annabelle Bransford and the iconic James Garner provides memorable support as a lawman. 

NECESSARY SPOILER: Many people that I’ve discussed this movie with said they avoided it or stopped watching it once they realized Garner was not portraying a member of the Maverick family. In reality – as we learn near the very end – he IS. He may have been too old to play Bret this time around but he reprised his role of Pappy Beauregard from the original series – no old age makeup needed by that point.

Pappy is just POSING as a lawman and his son Bret obligingly plays along without blowing his Pappy’s cover. (Yes, as in Bret’s frequent “My ol’ Pappy always told me …” bits.) Continue reading

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HAS TO BE SAID: JULY SEVENTEENTH

This particular blog post doesn’t quite fit into any of my other recurring bits, so I just titled it “Has to be Said.”

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Privileged white one-percenter Democrats are still terrified at the thought of another Trump presidency, even though the only bad thing that happened to them during his first term was that their every media outlet stoked their hatred and their fear every single day.

            It never mattered to them how great Trump was for the working class and the poor, or how he kept us out of any new wars and made us energy self-sufficient and so many other accomplishments.

           I want to mention how eye-rolling it is for the Democrats and their media outlets to admonish the victims of so much anti-Trump hatred and violence to “tone down the rhetoric.” Hilarious! It reminds me of one of my old posts from long ago – “You’re making us feel unsafe,” the bloodthirsty mob of Democrats screamed as they savagely beat the elderly, handicapped Trump supporter.”

           And speaking of the way Democrats love to blame their opponents for the kind of violence their side commits, let’s look back on a time BEFORE TRUMP. Remember the April 15th Boston Marathon Bombing in 2013. It turned out to be an attack by the Muslim Tsarnaev Brothers who listed their worldview online as “Islam.”

          democrats culture of hateHowever, before that was known, Democrat media outlets like CNN, MSNBC, NPR, PBS and others were running with stories about how the people behind the Boston Marathon bombing MUST be right-wing conservative Republicans. Their reasoning? Well, Democrats blame EVERYTHING on right-wing conservative Republicans, even though they’ve been wrong countless times.

           The MAIN piece of faulty reasoning the Democrat hatemongers used that day was that it HAD to be right-wing conservative Republicans because IT WAS APRIL 15th – TAX DAY. Since there is usually general criticism of taxes as too burdensome, etc on the supposed “right” the Democrat media pushed the notion that the Boston bombing was a blow against Income Tax supposedly carried out by those “dangerous right-wing militias” that Democrats had paranoid fantasies about, just like they have paranoid fantasies about non-Democrats as “domestic terrorists” these days.

           Anyway, Democrats and their media outlets didn’t have de facto Third Party President Donald Trump to use as a scapegoat for that 2013 attack, but it STILL didn’t prevent them from demonizing half the country as dangerous fanatics just waiting to commit violence. 

          democrat party platformBy the way, the minute it was clear that the REAL perpetrators were two brothers with “Worldview: Islam” on a social media page the Democrats switched to saying that not all Muslims should be judged based on those two. Yes, that’s right, but the hypocritical trash called Democrats were perfectly willing to demonize MILLIONS of Americans for AN ACT THAT NOT ONE OF THEM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH!  Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839)

fantastical excursionA FANTASTICAL EXCURSION INTO THE PLANETS (1839) – Written by an unknown author. The anonymous narrator of this novel is taken on a visit to assorted planets and other celestial bodies. The figure who transports him is a winged, rainbow-colored sprite whose face and body constantly change slightly, allowing no lasting impression to be made out.   

MERCURY – The narrator discovers Mercury to be a sunny but not scorching planet of pleasantly aromatic meadows and trees. The inhabitants are beautiful, angelic creatures of indeterminate gender whose light-weight bodies permit them to virtually float around like feathers.

              These beings devote all their time to frolicking, singing and making music on other-worldly stringed and wind instruments that the narrator compares to lyres and flutes. The closest thing to actual labor that the Mercurians do is to cultivate flowers then weave them into chaplets and garlands with which to adorn themselves.

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VENUS – Next our narrator and his winged guide visit Venus. This planet is covered with roses, myrtles, amaranths and asphodels plus alien flowers flaunting colors unknown on Earth. The flatlands are all covered in short green grass which smells of lilies and violets.

              Trees are plentiful, the air is tropically balmy and the rivers and streams sound like music. Birds sing during the daylight hours, birds which sound like doves and nightingales but are of Venerean species (the narrator says “Venerean” instead of “Venusian”). Our main character proves unable to catch any of these winged creatures to study them more closely.
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JUDGE ROY BEAN – FRONTIERADO SEASON LOOK AT THE REAL-LIFE FIGURE

The Frontierado holiday celebrates the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality. It’s celebrated the first Friday of every August, so this year that will be August 2nd.

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JUDGE ROY BEAN – Phantly Roy Bean, Jr. (Phantly?) was born around 1825 and passed away March 16th, 1903. The figure has been brought to the big and small screens multiple times over the decades, with Paul Newman’s The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean as the most well-known attempt.

paul newman as judge roy beanWell before this part-hero, part-villain became renowned as “The Only Law West of the Pecos” he was already experiencing an adventurous life. In 1841, at the age of 16, Bean hitched a ride on a flatboat from his dirt-poor Kentucky community to New Orleans, LA in search of work.

After assorted hell-raising, including a supposed stint as a riverboat gambler up and down the Mississippi, things got too dangerous for Roy in New Orleans so he fled further west. In San Antonio, TX he settled down with his brother Sam Bean for years, working in Sam’s trade of transporting goods to Santa Fe, NM and northern Mexico. Continue reading

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TRUMP-HATERS BLAMING THE VICTIM

trump being heroicFor what it’s worth, here are my current thoughts on the ongoing situation regarding the attempt to kill populist folk hero President Donald Trump. There are countless articles out there praising his courage under literal fire and condemning the loathsome conduct of Trump-haters, so I’m covering a different angle right now.

I will not yet bother to address the transparently phony claims by some people that they will tamp down their anti-Trump rhetoric. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG: WNBA RESULTS – JULY 14th EDITION

Obviously, I will have more coming regarding larger events, but for right now let’s take a look at WNBA results.

indiana fever logoINDIANA OVER PHOENIX – The INDIANA FEVER (10-14) welcomed the PHOENIX MERCURY (12-11) in this game.

The Fever led Phoenix 28-16, 55-35 and 81-58 in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Quarters respectively. In the 4th, Indiana held off a gallant rally attempt by the Mercury, winning the game 95-86. Kelsey Mitchell’s 28 points led the Fever. CAITLIN CLARK had a Double Double of 20 points and 13 assists, while her teammates Aliyah Boston and NaLyssa Smith logged Double Doubles of their own with 21 & 13 and 14 & 10.

las vegas acesACES WILD – The LAS VEGAS ACES (15-7) took it on the road against the ATLANTA DREAM (7-15) yesterday.

A 44-30 Halftime advantage for the Aces over Atlanta became 57-47 to end the 3rd Quarter. Las Vegas made up the difference in the 4th, taking down the Dream by a final tally of 84-70. The Aces were led by A’ja Wilson with her magnificent Double Double of THIRTY-THREE points and 18 rebounds.    Continue reading

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