Monthly Archives: November 2016

CHRISTMAS CAROL-A-THON 2016 BEGINS: FRENCH TV VERSION (1984)

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TF1 in France

Yes, regular readers know that the Friday after Thanksgiving every year kicks off this tradition! Balladeer’s Blog’s 7th annual Christmas Carol-A- Thon begins with one of the most visually enticing versions ever made. Unfortunately, it’s also virtually impossible to obtain for people who lack my nearly psychotic drive to track these things down.

TF1 Television in France first aired this version of A Christmas Carol, which could be described as a Carol for the arthouse crowd. Not a put-down OR a compliment, just an observation.

The performances are even more low-key than in the George C Scott version and the direction, by Pierre Boutron, is very inventive, bordering on a surrealist approach .The overall effect is like A Very Jean Cocteau Christmas or something. 

As with the Spanish Leyenda de Navidad this French production keeps the story in 1843 London and stars Michel Bouquet as Scrooge and Pierre Olaf as Bob Cratchit.

This 90 minute version of the Carol is one of the tiny handful that depict Scrooge at Marley’s funeral, like the 1969 Australian cartoon version. Marley’s Ghost has the look of a bearded badass, but delivers his warning to Scrooge with a cold and calculating air that is almost more chilling than Continue reading

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LEFTOVERS: NEGLECTED BAD MOVIES

The day after Thanksgiving means two things: college football and leftovers.

WavelengthWAVELENGTH (1983) – Robert Carradine, Cherrie Currie and Keenan Wynn play a reclusive rock singer, his new girlfriend and his eccentric neighbor who get caught up in a government coverup about extraterrestrial life.

Captured aliens telepathically contact Cherrie Currie’s character and plead to be rescued from the government facility where they are being held. Our heroic trio attempt to save them only to discover the aliens may have brought a world-destroying disease with them. CLICK HERE 

Scorpion Thunderbolt 2SCORPION THUNDERBOLT (1983) – From Balladeer’s Blog’s old friend Godfrey Ho comes this horror film that has absolutely NOTHING to do with either scorpions OR thunderbolts.

As always Godfrey Ho edits some of his newly-shot footage of fading action star Richard Harrison into an odd and bloody Asian movie. Get ready for snake-monsters who walk on two legs, a High Priestess with claws like Freddy Krueger’s razored glove, a blind night watchman (seriously) and kung-fu fights for no good reason. CLICK HERE
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QUICK-HITS: NOVEMBER 25th

media-bias-against-trumpHere’s another equal amount of quick-hits against American Liberals and American Conservatives from Balladeer’s Blog.

ONE: WHO CAN SAY? –

There is no way of ever knowing how many voters went for Trump out of support for him and how many went for him out of contempt for the outrageous lies and misrepresentations the far-left media made about the man from day one.

As a reminder, here’s an article from the far-left site Salon written by a Liberal Bernie Sanders supporter slamming the corporate media’s distortion of Trump’s remarks, especially about illegal immigration. Click HERE   

(By the way Bernie Sanders supporters had the nerve to buck the Democrat Establishment the same way Donald Trump supporters had the nerve to buck the Republican Establishment. Hope for the future.)

michelle-malkinTWO: AND WE HAVE A WINNER! –

And we have a winner for the first overconfident and cocky statement from an American Conservative following this election. Michelle Malkin, showing the ridiculous bravado that pundits from the winning side always show, wrote a piece called Identity Politics: A Post-Mortem Continue reading

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JOSIAH BREEZE: THANKSGIVING TALE FROM THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR

truro-massTwo thousand fishermen from Cape Cod had gone off to enlist in the Continental Army, and in their absence the British had repeatedly landed raiding parties to harass the citizens.

Every man, woman and child on the Cape hated the soldiers and sailors of King George and would do anything to work them harm. When the Somerset was wrecked off Truro in 1778 the crew were helped ashore, but they were immediately marched to prison.

It was November – the night before Thanksgiving Day in fact – and ugly weather caused a British three-decker warship to yaw wildly and drift toward land with a broken tiller. No warning signal was raised on the bluffs; not a hand was stirred to rescue. The New Englanders who saw the accident watched with sullen satisfaction.

Ezekiel and Josiah Breeze – father and son – stood at the door of their cottage and watched the warship’s peril until three lights twinkling faintly through the gray of driving snow were all that showed where the enemy lay, straining at her cables and tossing on a wrathful sea. They stood long in silence, but at last the boy Josiah said “I’m going to help the ship.” Continue reading

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SEVEN MOST INFLUENTIAL MOVIE HOSTS LEADING TO MST3K

Mad Marvin

Mad Marvin

Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are familiar with my fondness for bad movies and for movie host shows. 

Here is a salute to some of the most influential figures who made hosting bad and/or weird movies the time-honored American folk art it is today. This list features hosts who had crossover appeal into the culture at large or broke ground in the “so bad it’s good” element.

7. MAD MARVIN (Real name: Terry Bennett)

Program: Shock Theatre

Run: 1957 – 1959

Home Base: Chicago

Comment: Long before Jerry Bishop’s more well-known host Svengoolie and his even more famous “son” played by Rich Koz, Mad Marvin brought late-night b-movie fun to the Windy City. Marvin was a mad beatnik and was described in contemporary accounts as ” a combination of Charles Addams, Ernie Kovacs and Jack Paar.”

Bennett’s program was so popular in Chicago that celebrities like Sammy Davis, Jr, Jerry Lewis and Burt Lancaster made guest appearances. Terry’s wife Joy appeared on the show as “Dear”, and also joined him in co-hosting the Mad Marvin spin-off show The Shocktail Party.
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DEAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS NAMED USCAA FOOTBALL CHAMPS

Balladeer’s Blog has named the Dean College Bulldogs the USCAA football champions for 2016 based on the Glitternight.com index.

dean-college-bulldogs-helmet-newUSCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association)

National Champions -DEAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS

Runners-Up – Newport News Apprentice School Builders (2nd year in a row)

2015 Champions – Williamson College of the Trades Mechanics  

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OLIVER! FOR THANKSGIVING EVE

"Please, sir, may I have some more?"

“Please, sir, may I have some more?”

It’s that time of year again! Just a note in the spirit of the holiday season to mention my favorite Thanksgiving Eve movie.

Every Wednesday before Thanksgiving I make a point out of watching the musical Oliver!

I know the musical sentimentalizes  several characters that Dickens portrayed in a sinister way in the book (especially Fagan and The Artful Dodger) but the finished product has always seemed very holidayish to me. Continue reading

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NOT A JOKE:U.S. COLLEGE STUDENTS NEED PLAY-DOH & COLORING BOOKS TO COPE WITH ELECTION RESULTS

college-students-need-play-doh-to-copeYes, I know I’m late with this since other outlets have been running these items for nearly two weeks now, but I was double and triple-checking because of how absurd it all seemed. Unfortunately, the accounts are true and American college students really are even bigger emotional cripples than the world used to think they are.

These delicate little snowflakes not only need Safe Spaces just to deal with everyday life but when the favored candidate of their “teachers” (LMFAO) doesn’t win an election they figuratively curl up in the fetal position. They also cry and are so oblivious to what weak, pathetic creatures they seem to be that they actually take to the internet to POST VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES CRYING ABOUT IT!

Just a few of the other bizarre indulgences being offered these emotional cripples (hate to overuse that term but it fits):

CORNELL: This Ivy League university had A CRY-IN where faculty and administrative staff (the dead weight on any college campus) SERVED HOT CHOCOLATE AND HANDED OUT TISSUES. Coloring books and play-doh were also made available for therapeutic reasons. Again, these are COLLEGE STUDENTS, not special needs children.

UNIV OF MICHIGAN likewise made coloring books available for its overgrown toddlers.

TUFTS made a craft center available so its sensitive little flowers could play with clay and paints and paper-crafts. Continue reading

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TALES OF THE THIRD DIMENSION (1984)

tales-of-the-3rd-dimensionTALES OF THE THIRD DIMENSION (1984) was yet another of the six 3D movies released in the 1980s by Balladeer’s Blog’s old friend Earl Owensby. Earl was known as “The Dixie DeMille” since he and his film company operated almost exclusively out of North Carolina. To me he’s always seemed more like Roger Corman, however, since Owensby’s flicks were mostly just unpretentious B Movies made with so little money they were guaranteed to turn a profit. 

Many of Earl’s film ventures are okay time-wasters but horror was definitely not his forte. Previously I reviewed three of Owensby’s other gems of Bad Movie Goodness: Wolfman, A Day of Judgment and Dogs of Hell. Recently I finally got a chance to watch his horror anthology Tales of the Third Dimension.  

Let’s start with the title. Since we live in a 3-dimensional universe there is nothing eerie or macabre about anything from “the third dimension.” Usually movies reference the fourth or fifth dimension. And that brings us to the film’s biggest problem: it seems to be an attempt at horror-comedy, like some of the elements in the Creepshow movies. That being said I guess it’s possible that the title was supposed to be a joke … kind of.  Continue reading

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NON-PLAYOFF BOWL RESULTS FROM CCCAA FOOTBALL

Antelope Valley CollegeHIGH DESERT BOWL – In this game the ANTELOPE VALLEY COLLEGE MARAUDERS took on the VICTOR VALLEY COLLEGE RAMS. The teams went blow for blow, with a 7-7 1st Quarter tie and a 14-14 Halftime draw. After the break the Marauders got some separation from the Rams, ultimately winning the game 35-21.  

Mount San Antonio College MountiesGOLDEN STATE BOWL – The MOUNT SAN ANTONIO COLLEGE MOUNTIES clashed with the COLLEGE OF THE CANYONS COUGARS in this year’s Golden State Bowl. The Mounties actually fell behind 3-0 in the 1st Quarter but never let the Cougars score again. By the midpoint Mount SAC led 17-3  and in the 2nd Half coasted to a 27-3 victory. Continue reading

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