Monthly Archives: January 2016

January 6, 2016 · 11:19 pm

OBAMA’S VERY OWN CHECKERS SPEECH

Tears of a Clown: Obama is as phony as any other drama queen.

Tears of a Clown: Obama is as phony as any other drama queen.

I’m neither a Republican nor a Democrat so I can objectively state that Barack Obama has been a terrible president, even outdoing the repulsive George W Bush. 

The other night Little Barry strengthened his similarities to Richard Nixon with his own maudlin display of phony emotionalism. The Child in Chief even forced out a few crocodile tears. Obama now has his own version of Nixon’s hilariously transparent and staged speech about his family’s dog Checkers. Continue reading →

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January 6, 2016 · 10:37 pm

COLLEGE HOCKEY RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

st-norbert-green-knightsNCAA D3 – 1. SAINT NORBERT COLLEGE GREEN KNIGHTS     ###      2. ADRIAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS     ###      3. PLATTSBURGH STATE UNIVERSITY CARDINALS     4. NICHOLS COLLEGE BISON     ###      5. BABSON COLLEGE BEAVERS     ###      

Boston Beacons6. UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS AT BOSTON BEACONS     ###      7. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT STEVENS POINT POINTERS     ###      8. GENESEO STATE BLUE KNIGHTS     ###      9. HOBART COLLEGE STATESMEN     ###      10. PLYMOUTH STATE PANTHERS     ###       Continue reading →

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January 6, 2016 · 3:00 am

RAPE GROWS WHERE ISLAM GOES

Western feminism and Islam** UPDATE ** It turns out the German cities of Berlin, Hamburg and others experienced the same outbreaks of sexual assaults by Muslim men on New Year’s Eve **

Remember THE ROTHERHAM REPORT in England? Well in Germany the Muslim rape spree continues, too. I waited several days before posting to make sure this was true. As usual with Islam it is. Security camera footage, police reports and overseas news outlets confirm it.

On New Year’s Eve roughly 1,000 Muslim males – police are unsure how many were from among the flood of new arrivals – assaulted and even raped nearly 100 German women who were among the celebrants in Cologne, Germany. At least 100 that is, given that many women are often reluctant to come forward especially now with the political obsession about protecting Islam at all costs. (* UPDATE – the number of women filing complaints wound up at over ONE THOUSAND *) 

The Muslim assailants were also filmed robbing New Year’s Eve celebrants and throwing firecrackers into crowds of people. Police Chief Wolfgang Albers called the brutal assaults “Crime in a completely new dimension.”

It’s not really “new” because the same pattern repeats itself everywhere Islam spreads. And by the way, I’m an atheist so don’t bother accusing me of being Christian (the favorite gimmick of left-wing nutjobs) or Jewish (the favorite gimmick of Muslim nutjobs).  Continue reading →

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January 5, 2016 · 9:19 pm

AMERICAN KAIJU: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VS THE CYCLOPS

Glenn Manning's impersonator.

Glenn Manning’s impersonator.

Episode Six of cult director Eddie Wozniak’s hot new cable show American Kaiju airs tonight!  

In this episode the 60 ft tall Glenn Manning gets summoned from his Area 51 home to disprove reports that “he” has been marauding around Mexico. The Amazing Colossal Man crosses the border and soon encounters the real figure responsible for the reign of terror. Continue reading →

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January 5, 2016 · 2:32 am

CLINTON CAMPAIGN ACKNOWLEDGES THE DAMAGE OBAMA HAS DONE

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

The Hillary Clinton campaign has acknowledged the damage Barack Obama’s policies have done to the middle class and promised that a Hillary presidency would be about restoring that beleaguered middle class.

Uh. Yeah. Until two minutes after the election, at which point the Democratic Party will return to its never-ending attacks on the middle class as a bunch of “haters”, “racists” and “Islamophobes.”  

Why would any person who works for a living vote for either the Democrats or Republicans?    Continue reading →

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January 4, 2016 · 8:30 pm

COOL-NAMED SPORTS TEAM: CUMBERLAND U’s NEW NAME

CUMBERLAND UNIVERSITY PHOENIX

Cumberland University Phoenix logo

Location: Lebanon, TN

Division: NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics)

Conference Affiliation: Mid-South Conference

Comment: GOOD FOR CUMBERLAND U! Balladeer’s Blog frequently points out the enormous number of college sports teams who go by the overused names Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats. Cumberland just changed their team names from the Bulldogs to the Phoenix and unveiled their terrific new logo as well! Continue reading →

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January 4, 2016 · 1:30 am

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Read some history books so they can learn that most other countries have been guilty of AT LEAST as much repulsive behavior as the Western Democracies have.

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January 3, 2016 · 6:50 pm

JACK THE RIPPER GOES WEST (1974)

Jack the Ripper Goes WestJACK THE RIPPER GOES WEST (1974) – This hilariously lame horror western was also released under the titles Silent Sentence, A Knife in the Dark and A Knife for the Ladies.

Jack the Ripper Goes West is a horror western that plays like a failed pilot episode for a television series given its mere 51 minute running time. When a rash of Jack the Ripper style murders afflict the western town of Mescal their old-fashioned Sheriff Jarrod (Jack Elam) is aggravated to find himself forced to work with an out of town private detective named Burns (Jeff Cooper). 

If this was indeed once planned as a tv pilot (and the incredibly fake-looking buildings in the town might support that notion) the premise was apparently going to be the clash of old vs new methods of investigating crimes. Elam’s sheriff is an old-fashioned hip-shooting, hard-drinking, saloon-brawling man of the past. Cooper’s private investigator is a sophisticated big city criminologist intent on using modern methodology.   Continue reading →

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January 2, 2016 · 4:29 pm

EDISON’S CONQUEST OF MARS (1898): PART NINE

Edison's Conquest of Mars 8Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of Garrett P Serviss’ odd sequel to Fighters From Mars, his blatant imitation of War of the Worlds.

PART NINE

As the black chemical cloud succeeded in hiding the entire surface of Mars from the Earth fleet’s view the men on board the spaceships began choking and suffocating as the strange fumes somehow slipped through microscopic pores on the hulls. 

Thomas Edison ordered the fleet to pull far enough away from the Red Planet that they would all be safe from the chemical smoke, which was limited to the Martian atmosphere. While the various commanders tried to plot a new attack strategy it was discovered that most of the food supplies on each of the Earth ships had been destroyed by leaks.

The fleet only had enough provisions left for 10 days, which was not even long enough for the return trip to Earth. The Terran forces now had no choice: they must somehow acquire food and water from the planet below or die. Continue reading →

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January 1, 2016 · 11:35 pm

2016 IS MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR

The sign says it all.

The sign says it all.

Muslim violence and savage superstitions have been retarding the rest of the world’s social progress for centuries. 2016 has been designated as the year to raise awareness about Islam’s violent misogyny, homophobia and overall intolerance.

Islam hates human freedom. Period. And Islam’s Kapos in the “academic” and political world are happy to run interference for Islam in the hope that they’ll be killed last. Those hypocritical cowards gutlessly ignore the Muslim world’s own colonial crimes while relentlessly castigating the Western World.  Continue reading →

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