Monthly Archives: May 2015

COLLEGE BASEBALL: MORE CHAMPIONS CROWNED

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MID-SOUTH CONFERENCE

lindsey wilson blue raidersCHAMPIONSHIP GAME – This was a clash between the 3 seeds – the LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS – and the 2nd seeded SAINT CATHARINE COLLEGE PATRIOTS. The game was scoreless through 6 Innings before the Blue Raiders notched a run in the top of the 7th. Each team put up 3 runs in the 8th, setting up the 4-3 victory for Lindsey Wilson College. Scott Sebald was the winning Pitcher. * CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BLUE RAIDERS, THE 2015 CHAMPIONS OF THE MID-SOUTH CONFERENCE * Continue reading

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MUSLIM SAVAGES OPEN FIRE ON ART DISPLAY

Muhammad, the insane child rapist who founded Islam

Muhammad, the insane child rapist who founded Islam

What kind of savages try to kill people for drawing pictures they don’t like? Oh, yeah … Muslim savages. Overnight last night a pair of Muslim animals opened fire on the Garland, TX art exhibit of Muhammad drawings, further proving why more and more of these exhibits are a MUST if you care about preserving the freedoms that Muslim fanatics want to take away through violence.

Both Islamofascists were shot to death by authorities.

The superstitious savagery called Islam forbids drawing Muhammad, which would be fine if it was limited to Muslims but the hate-filled, backward animals who practice the Muslim faith try to kill non-Muslims for doing things that are forbidden to Muslims. The more that these barbarians kill and kill the more of us will make a point of defying them.

Islamophobia posterTHIS IS ALWAYS ISLAM’S MESSAGE TO NON-MUSLIMS :  LIVE ACCORDING TO ISLAM’S INTOLERANT, HOMOPHOBIC AND MISOGYNISTIC RULES OR WE’LL KILL YOU! AND WE’LL BLAME YOU FOR YOUR DEATH, CLAIMING YOU PROVOKED US INTO KILLING YOU BY NOT LIVING ACCORDING TO OUR RULES. PLENTY OF COWARDLY NON-MUSLIMS WILL TAKE OUR SIDE AND BLAME YOU FOR YOUR OWN DEATH, TOO.

THE CIVILIZED WORLD REPLIES: NOT EVEN YOU MUSLIM SAVAGES CAN KILL FAST ENOUGH TO GET US ALL.  Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL: THE LATEST TOURNAMENT RESULTS

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ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT INSTITUTIONS

georgia gwinnettROUND ONE – GAME ONE – The top seeded GEORGIA GWINNETT COLLEGE GRIZZLIES faced the 6th seeded ASHFORD UNIVERSITY SAINTS. After 3 scoreless Innings the Grizzlies made it a 1-0 game in the 4th, then exploded for 5 more runs in the 5th and 8th. For their part the Saints could only muster 1 run each in the 6th and 9th Innings. Georgia Gwinnett College won by a score of ELEVEN to TWO. Alex Roberts was the victorious Pitcher.   Continue reading

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THE VISITOR (1979): AN INCREDIBLY WEIRD MOVIE

Like the poster? Too bad! It bears no resemblance to ANYTHING that happens in the actual movie!

Like the poster? Too bad! It bears no resemblance to ANYTHING that happens in the actual movie!

THE VISITOR (1979) – This Italian-made movie deserves a Plan 9-sized cult following so I’m surprised that it’s still com-paratively unknown. The film is directed by “Michael J Paradise” (Giulio Paradisi) and features appearances by such name stars as Franco Nero, Glenn Ford, Lance Henriksen, Shelley Winters, John Huston, Sam Peckinpah, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Mel Ferrer. Paradisi directs this film in such a way that the actual point of most scenes is lost because virtually every shot includes extraneous footage completely irrelevant to the storyline. The extra footage just distracts from what otherwise might have been a halfway passable sci-fi thriller.  

Never before has anyone used the words “This movie could have used more Kareem Abdul- Jabbar” but they apply to this flick.

All that being said I want to point out that I disagree with the general consensus that The Visitor makes no sense. Sure, it has plotholes, inconsistent behavior from the characters, poorly chosen reaction shots and villains who over-complicate things for themselves, but the basic story DOES make sense. In fact I bet X-Files fans would like it and would immediately understand what’s going on.

The Visitor 4Part of the confusion can be attributed to the edited version that omits so much footage that it’s difficult to understand what is going on. It’s not always easy to understand what’s going on in the complete 108 minute version, either, but at least it retains all the relevant footage. Since so many people seem lost when they first watch this movie I’ll provide a handy synopsis of the film. It’s not quite right to say there are spoilers ahead since most people apparently don’t understand what is going on when they watch the film anyway. Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL TOURNAMENTS CONTINUE

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GULF COAST ATHLETIC CONFERENCE

Talladega College Tornadoes NEWCHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The 2 seeds – the TALLADEGA COLLEGE TORNADOES – tangled with the top seeded EDWARD WATERS COLLEGE TIGERS in this title game. The contest was scoreless until the 8th Inning when the Tornadoes took a 3-0 lead and followed that up with another run in the 9th for a 4-0 victory. Matt Holland pitched the entire game for Talladega College. * CONGRATULATIONS TO THE TORNADOES, THE 2015 CHAMPIONS OF THE GULF COAST ATHLETIC CONFERENCE * Continue reading

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MALDOROR 2:14 – THE BODY IN THE SEINE

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the macabre 1868 French language work The Songs of Maldoror.

THE BODY IN THE SEINE

body floatingLast time around the monster Maldoror was involved in a tale of mayhem, murder and bestiality. This time around he’s in the presumed role of a hero. A swollen body floats down the Seine River. A boatman hooks the corpse with a pole and drags it to shore, where a curious crowd has gathered.  Continue reading

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FREDDIE GRAY LIES: IT TURNS OUT THREE OF THE COPS INVOLVED WERE BLACK

White racist conspiracy? No. Police misconduct?  Probably.

White racist conspiracy? No. Police misconduct? Probably.

Once again the American media was selling a story about alleged (yawn) racism that turns out to be false once the actual facts come out. Just as it was proven that Mike Brown did NOT have his hands up and that Trayvon Martin was a thug with multiple violations to his name we now find out that the supposedly “racist” Baltimore cops involved in the Freddie Gray situation included THREE BLACK COPS.

This is clearly another case of police misconduct, but NOT a “racist conspiracy” like the mindless Baltimore rioters were claiming. As everyone around the world has noticed by now the American media is not to be trusted.They prefer to hype, distort and outrightly lie about the stories they cover.  Continue reading

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ULTRON AND THE BRIDE OF ULTRON

The August 1977 cover of the story The Bride of Ultron.

The August 1977 cover of the story The Bride of Ultron.

Reaction has been outstanding to the vintage Ultron covers I’ve been posting in honor of the release of the movie Avengers: Age of Ultron. Here’s another one – this one from the multi-part Bride of Ultron storyline when Ultron created his android bride Jocasta and was attempting to transfer the persona of Janet Van Dyne – the Wasp – into it.

And yes, that’s Jocasta as in Oedipus. Ultron was created by Hank Pym in the comic books NOT by Tony Stark, as they’re depicting in the movie. Ultron often sarcastically addressed Pym, his creator, as “father”. Hank Pym’s unstable personality (Hey, the guy was Ant-Man, Giant-Man, Goliath and Yellow Jacket for crying out loud.) was the basis for Ultron’s programming and helped lead to Ultron going rogue.   Continue reading

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COLLEGE BASEBALL POSTSEASON CONTINUES

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AMERICAN MIDWEST CONFERENCE

Lyon College ScotsROUND ONE – GAME ONE – The 2 seeds – the LYON COLLEGE SCOTS – played the 7th seeded HANNIBAL- LA GRANGE TROJANS in this game. After a scoreless 1st Inning the Scots put up 5 runs in the 2nd and never looked back from there. Ultimately Lyon College annihilated the hapless Trojans by a final score of TEN to NOTHING. Kraig Kelley was the winning Pitcher for the Scots.   Continue reading

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