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ANOTHER ANCIENT GREEK THEATER UNEARTHED

Lefkada 2Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are familiar with my obsession with ancient Greek comedies. A related story has hit the news – on the Ionian island of Lefkada a previously unknown ancient amphitheater was discovered recently.

The find is located on Koulmou hill and is being further excavated by the Lefkada and Aitoloakarnania Antiquities Ephorate. (On a side note, remember the Ephors of ancient Sparta?) So far digs in 13 areas have uncovered the theater’s rows of seats, the orchestra section and assorted walls. No surviving ancient sources refer to a theater in this area so ancient Greek stage geeks like me are in Dork Heaven right now!  Continue reading →

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THE SCARLET AVENGER: FORGOTTEN SUPERHERO

Superheroes are dominating the box office these days and are well-represented on the small screen, too. Reaction to Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the forgotten MLJ superheroes has been so impressive I’m throwing in a bonus hero from MLJ.

Scarlet AvengerTHE SCARLET AVENGER

Secret Identity: Jim Kendall

Origin: Jim Kendall, his wife and child were on board an airplane which was also transporting a shipment of gold bullion. A criminal gang tried to hijack the plane to get the gold and in the resulting mayhem the plane crashed near a remote mountain.

Kendall was the only survivor, his face paralyzed from the crash and never able to smile again. (Shades of the Avenger from Justice, Inc.) He vowed to wage war on the type of criminals who caused his wife and child’s death. Believed dead, Jim Kendall covertly used the fortune in gold bullion to finance his crusade against crime.  

First Appearance: Zip Comics # 1 (February 1940). His final Golden Age appearance came in late 1941.

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ROBERT DE NIRO TO STAR IN THE PORKY’S REBOOT

Robert Deniro

Robert De Niro and Zac Efron 

Yes, Balladeer’s Blog has another scoop! My sources in the industry – and by the industry I mean the business – have informed me that in keeping with his “you sign my paycheck and I’ll be in your movie” philosophy Robert De Niro will play the title character in the reboot of the teensploitation flick Porky’s.  

De Niro stated he wants to end his career as “the 21st Century Cameron Mitchell, y’know, one of those guys who are in so many movies they become a joke and their earlier, quality stuff gets forgotten. Ya gotta problem with that? I may appear in drag in my next movie. You don’t like it – don’t come see me, awright?”

Johnny Depp has signed onto the project to portray Pee Wee, the character with the notoriously small penis. At first Depp refused to even return the director’s calls but relented when promised he could play Pee Wee wearing weird hats and strange makeup. Continue reading →

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COOL-NAMED TEAM: WHITMAN COLLEGE

Whitman College MissionariesWHITMAN COLLEGE MISSIONARIES

Location: Walla Walla, WA

Division: NCAA Division Three

Conference Affiliation: Northwest Conference

Comment: This institution was founded in 1859 so it has both longevity AND a very distinctive sports nickname going for it.   Continue reading →

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII

PELE

PELE

Balladeer’s Blog begins a new serialized feature with this examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART ONE

On the Big Island of Hawaii the fire and volcano goddess Pele was relaxing with her younger sister Hi’iaka, the goddess of pathways and wayfarers. Hi’iaka was watching two Hawaiian women performing a Hula dance dedicated to Laka, the goddess of love, beauty and fertility and the deity who had invented Hula dancing. 

Despite Hi’iaka’s excited praising of the dancing girls’ talents Pele found herself bored by the proceedings and fell asleep. Laka, enjoying the dance and the traditional post-dance offerings to her, felt disrespected by Pele’s inattention. Using her powers as the goddess of love she sent a dream to the sleeping Pela – a dream that would have far-reaching consequences and forever change the relationship between the fire goddess and her sister Hi’iaka. Continue reading →

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THREE BAD MOVIES FROM PAUL NASCHY

Dr Jekyll vs the Wolf ManPaul “Jacinto Molina” Naschy was Spain’s King of Horror decades ago. Many of his films featured his recurring character Waldemar Daninsky, a tormented lycanthrope who was seeking a cure for his curse.

Long ago I reviewed Assignment: Terror (1969), which pitted Waldemar against aliens, a faux Frankenstein Monster, a vampire and a mummy. Here are three more from Naschy:

Dr Jekyll vs The Wolfman (1972), in which a descendant of the original Dr Jekyll uses the family formula to cure Waldemar of lycanthropy. Trouble is he starts turning into a kinky and murderous Mr Hyde on the nights of the full moon. (This is better than being a werewolf?) Continue reading →

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GALLUP POLL: RECORD HIGH NUMBER OF AMERICANS REJECT BOTH PARTIES

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

According to Gallup FORTY-TWO PERCENT of Americans now prefer to call themselves “Independent” voters (like yours truly) rather than claim affiliation with either the Democratic or Republican Parties.

No surprise. Those two parties are just rival gangs of white-collar criminals who spend their careers barely one step ahead of a criminal indictment yet they consider themselves fit to lecture the rest of us on how we should think and feel.

BOTH parties are at a record low in terms of people claiming affiliation with them, but in typical fashion Democratic Party outlets are only hyping the Republicans’ low figures and Republican Party outlets are only hyping the Democrats’ low figures. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

LSU-Alexandria GeneralsNAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) – 1. LSU- ALEXANDRIA GENERALS     ###      2. ARIZONA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY FIRESTORM     ###      3. TALLADEGA COLLEGE TORNADOES     ###      4. HOPE INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY ROYALS     ###      5. XAVIER (LA) GOLD RUSH     ###       Continue reading →

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COLLEGE HOCKEY RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

st-norbert-green-knightsNCAA D3 – 1. SAINT NORBERT COLLEGE GREEN KNIGHTS     ###      2. ADRIAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS     ###      3. PLATTSBURGH STATE UNIVERSITY CARDINALS     4. NICHOLS COLLEGE BISON     ###      5. BABSON COLLEGE BEAVERS     ###      

Boston Beacons6. UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS AT BOSTON BEACONS     ###      7. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT STEVENS POINT POINTERS     ###      8. GENESEO STATE BLUE KNIGHTS     ###      9. HOBART COLLEGE STATESMEN     ###      10. PLYMOUTH STATE PANTHERS     ###       Continue reading →

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AMERICAN KAIJU: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VS THE CYCLOPS

Glenn Manning's impersonator.

Glenn Manning’s impersonator.

Episode Six of cult director Eddie Wozniak’s hot new cable show American Kaiju airs tonight!  

In this episode the 60 ft tall Glenn Manning gets summoned from his Area 51 home to disprove reports that “he” has been marauding around Mexico. The Amazing Colossal Man crosses the border and soon encounters the real figure responsible for the reign of terror. Continue reading →

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