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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868)

Steam Man of the PrairiesTHE STEAM MAN OF THE PRAIRIES (1868) – Written by Edward Sylvester Ellis. Before the Frank Reade stories came this work that is often hailed as the first Dime Novel with a science fiction theme.

Ellis seems to have been inspired by the REAL and well-known Newark Steam Man built by Zadoc P. Dederick in January of 1868. That Steam Man was built strictly to pull carts and wagonloads up and down the street. Its human appearance was just a novelty.

Back to Ellis’ novel: In Saint Louis lives Johnny Brainerd, a 15 year old dwarf with a hunchback, who has a brilliant mind in his misshapen body. After a long line of somewhat modest inventions Johnny constructs a human-shaped Steam Man that stands 9 feet tall. It has long legs with spiked feet, has the boilers in its chest, the firepot in its stomach and lets excess steam vent from its hat. (Dederick’s Newark Steam Man also wore a top hat.) The creation’s nose serves as its whistle, like on a tea kettle.      Continue reading →

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TEXAS JACK VERMILLION: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

The Frontierado Holiday falls on Friday, August 7th this year. As always, Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. 

JOHN WILSON VERMILLION aka TEXAS JACK VERMILLION and “SHOOT-YOUR-EYE-OUT” VERMILLION, was born in Virginia in 1842 to William and Nancy Vermillion. After the Civil War broke out in 1861, Jack enlisted in the 2nd Tennessee Cavalry sometime in 1862.

When the war ended in April 1865, Jack moved to Indiana, where he married Margaret Horton that September. By 1866 Vermillion was working as a Territorial Marshall in the eastern part of still-chaotic post-Civil War Missouri.

As for how our man got the nickname Texas Jack, multiple possible explanations are given. One version states it came from his insistent preference for riding Texas Quarter-Horses. Another states it came from spending time in Texas in the late 1860s or early 1870s.

Some accounts state Vermillion claimed to be from Texas and related Tall Tales that the Lone Star State had jackrabbits as big as horses. One illogical account claims that when Jack was asked why he was called Texas Jack he replied “Because I’m from Virginia.” Well, okay then! 

At any rate, Jack and Margaret had a daughter named Mary and then a son whose name has not come down to us. A few weeks after that son was born, Marshall Vermillion had to travel as part of his duties. Different reasons are given, like extraditing a prisoner or prisoners, or pursuit of outlaws or prison escapees. Continue reading →

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B-MOVIE HOST WOLFMAN MAC (2008-2011)

WOLFMAN MAC – This werewolf Movie Host was played by Mac Kelly, who took the obvious Wolfman Jack reference and ran with it! And good for him! Why not? Kelly had grown up watching Michigan Movie Hosts like the Ghoul and Sir Graves Ghastly and others. He and the rest of the creative team launched Wolfman Mac’s Nightmare Sinema on Public Access Cable on July 19th, 2008 with the time-honored Golden Turkey Robot Monster (1953).

Nightmare Sinema became such a hit that Kelly and company got to live the dream – going from Public Access to a spot on “real” television. Their final episode of WMNS aired on March 7th, 2009 with the Spanish zombie movie Horror of the Zombies (1974) from the Blind Dead series. Their show had been seen in Detroit, Michigan and Windsor, Ontario.

Retitled Wolfman Mac’s Chiller Drive-In, the show, the happy go lucky lycanthrope and his supporting cast debuted April 25th, 2009 on Detroit’s WMYD as well as MyNetworkTV affiliate stations in Florida. Devil Doll (1964) was the movie presented on that date. Continuing as virtual co-host was Boney Bob (Aaron Helferich) a wisecracking skeleton puppet in the spirit of Shrimpenstein from the 1960s and Joel Hodgson’s puppet-bots from 1988 onward. Continue reading →

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ANOTHER NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PROJECT ANNOUNCED

With the announcement of a new Nightmare on Elm Street project it seemed like the right time for this flashback to my 2012 review of the horror series Freddy’s Nightmares.

Freddy's Nightmares

Freddy’s Nightmares

FREDDY’S NIGHTMARES (1988 – 1990) – I’ve always been a Freddy Krueger over Jason Voorhees kind of guy. I found Voorhees a dull imitation of Michael Myers from the Halloween movies, plus it isn’t even Voorhees doing the killing in at least two of the Friday the Thirteenth films. Throw in a mention that the slice and dice man didn’t even don his iconic hockey mask until the third movie. Now add the fact that no matter how bad some of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels were NONE of them were as lame as so many of the FT13 flicks.

I always thought the Continue reading →

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SAM NEILL R.I.P. – ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985)

ROBBERY UNDER ARMS (1985) – The irreplaceable Sam Neill has passed away. Other sites will be focusing on Neill’s more well-known projects like the Jurassic Park movies, Reilly – Ace of Spies, The Hunt for Red October, Omen III: The Final Conflict, Event Horizon and so many others. In keeping with Balladeer’s Blog’s theme I’m taking a look at Sam’s neglected Bushranger movie Robbery Under Arms.

Before I dive into a review of that Australian production, let me point out two of my previous examinations of lesser-known Sam Neill films like the horror tale Possession (1981) and the Cold War espionage movie Enigma (1982). Plus a review of the better known In the Mouth of Madness (1994).

Thank you to Jason McGathey for reminding me about the 1994 film.

On to Robbery Under Arms, the film is based on the Australian novel of the same name, which was published in serialized form in 1882 before being collected in novel form later in the decade. Robbery Under Arms is a monumental work of fiction Down Under and has been adapted several times since 1907 – a year after Australia’s silent movie The Story of the Kelly Gang.   

For readers who are not aware of this, Australia’s Gold Rushes beginning in the 1850s spawned a tableau like America’s Wild West in terms of outlaws and desert landscapes. Real life Bushrangers (Aussie outlaws of the deserts and bush regions) included Mad Dog Morgan, Ben Hall and of course Ned Kelly and his gang. Any fan of American Westerns would likely enjoy Bushranger flicks.

In Robbery Under Arms, Sam Neill stars as a fictional outlaw leader known by the alias Captain Starlight, the type of flashy name used by real-life Bushrangers like Midnight, Moondyne Joe, Captain Moonlite and others. Continue reading →

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FORGOTTEN TELEVISION: STORIES OF THE CENTURY (TALES OF THE WEST) 1954-1955

With the Frontierado holiday coming up on Friday, August 7th this year here’s another seasonal post.

STORIES OF THE CENTURY aka TALES OF THE WEST (1954-1955) starred future Jock Ewing Jim Davis as Railroad Detective Matt Clark. Part anthology series and part historical fiction, this series presented Clark crossing paths with assorted real-life outlaws of the Old West. During Season One (26 half-hour episodes) his female sidekick was Frankie Adams (Mary Castle). Season Two ran just 13 half-hour episodes and co-starred Kristine Miller as Matt’s sidekick Margaret “Jonesy” Jones.

Clark and his Gal Fridays were fictional but the series tried to stay as factual as it could regarding the outlaws they encountered. Like on Riverboat and other westerns two consecutive stories could be set nearly 40 years apart but Matt and company never aged.

THE EPISODES:

BELLE STARR – The one and only Marie Windsor brought her special kind of subtle “butch” quality to her performance as notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Railroad Detective Matt Clark and his lovely assistant Frankie Adams are on the trail of Starr and her gang when they steal several horses intended for the U.S. Cavalry. With Ric Roman as Belle’s husband Sam Starr. Continue reading →

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THE OZIDI SAGA OF NIGERIA: PART TWO

FOR PART ONE CLICK HERE.

PART TWO: Ozidi’s maternal grandmother Oreame performs the ritual to transform him from a mere mortal into a spiritual warrior who is as strong as ten men, has eyes that blaze like lightning and can see through the lies of deceitful men and ears that can hear the whispers of the Niger River gods. The ritual includes bathing Ozidi in palm oil and river water.

The sky gods send down a hawk which perches on our hero’s shoulder and serves as his messenger. Next, Oreame summons the sorcerer Bou-Akarakarabiri, who uses a spell that reduces all manner of tools, weapons and animals into a potion.

Oreame forces the potion down Ozidi’s throat so that it rests in his intestines. The magical mixture will enable him to summon any of the tools, weapons and animals out of his mouth to use them during his adventures. Continue reading →

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ALIEN: EARTH SEASON TWO IS IN THE WORKS

ALIEN: EARTH (2025) is now filming its second season. New cast members include comedienne-singer Tracey Ullman, former Bronn actor Jerome Flynn, Sam Spruell of Fargo and Peter Dinklage, the humorless fool who considers himself the official spokesperson of all people under a certain height. 

Set in the year 2120 – two years before the events of the very first Alien film – Alien: Earth was not my kind of show. Most of what I disliked about the streaming series could have been negated just by instead setting it after the events of Aliens. 

REASON ONE: Setting the story before Alien (1979) devalues Ellen Ripley and her crew. Alien: Covenant already made it so they are no longer even the first Earthlings to encounter Xenomorphs and find remains of Engineers/ Space Jockeys.

      Alien: Earth compounded that by further cementing it into the canon AND made Ripley and company look like inept losers who couldn’t even handle one Xenomorph years after corporations like Weyland-Yutani had successfully captured MULTIPLE alien species – including Xenomorphs – from around the universe and brought them to Earth.    Continue reading →

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NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER: RUSSIAN BILL

Frontierado is on Friday, August 7th this year. As ever, this holiday is about the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality.  

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill

Wolf Kahler would have made a good Russian Bill

RUSSIAN BILL – William Tatenbaum aka Waldemar Tethenborn aka Feador Telfrin was born in Russia as the son of Countess Telfrin. Russian Bill’s noble birthright was confirmed by the American Consul in Saint Petersburg, Russia after Bill’s death by lynching in 1881.

That’s important to note because during William Tatenbaum’s travels in the American West many people thought the smooth-talking Russian gunslinger was lying about being a nobleman. Apparently they assumed he was a forerunner of the 20th Century’s Mike Romanoff, who became a celebrity based on his brassy – but failed – attempt to pass himself off as a member of the fallen Romanoff dynasty.

The 19th Century’s William Tatenbaum might have lived a longer life if he had pursued a similar con-man’s career instead of falling into the life of a guns-blazing outlaw.

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill 3While serving in the Tsar’s Imperial White Hussars (cavalry) and after seeing action in the Khivan Campaign, the future Russian Bill had a violent falling out with a superior officer. The exact nature of the conflict is not known and years later the Countess Telfrin would refer to it only as “a political affair.”   

Bill left Russia under a cloud and at some point wound up in the American West. The wandering rogue made references to having gambled on Mississippi Riverboats and in assorted Texas towns while participating in periodic “duels” (gunfights) over ladies or related matters of “honor.” Given how true Russian Bill’s claims to nobility turned out to be, all the other claims he made about his mysterious past need to be taken with some seriousness.

Wolf Kahler Russian Bill 2Tatenbaum certainly looked and otherwise fit the part of the Old West Gambler better than the rougher outlaw he later became. He was described as a dandified dresser and sported expensive pistols. In addition he was well-spoken, well-educated and fluent in at least four languages, all of which would have accounted for his popularity with the ladies. His supposedly handsome face, curly blonde hair and moustache would have helped.  

By the late 1870s Russian Bill was in the Animas Valley in Southwestern New Mexico Territory where he fell in with the Clanton Crime Faction, whose control extended from there to parts of Arizona Territory. Some accounts claim Bill first took to committing crimes with them to pay off a gambling debt to one of the gang. Continue reading →

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MOON KNIGHT (1978-1980)

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at the Moon Knight backup series in Hulk! For my look at earlier Moon Knight stories click HERE.

HULK! Vol 1 #11 (Oct 1978)

Title: Graven Image of Death

Villains: Joel Luxor and Fenton Crane

Synopsis: A murder investigation leads Moon Knight to a plan to steal a statue of the Egyptian god Horus from a New York museum. Our hero tries to thwart the robbery and learns from the perpetrator that amoral black market art collector Joel Luxor wanted the theft pulled off.

While Moon Knight goes off to confront Luxor he sends Marlene Fontaine, the girlfriend of his three secret identities – Mercenary Marc Spector, Millionaire Steven Grant and Cab Driver Jake Lockley – to get information from museum curator Fenton Crane. Luxor gets killed by goons working for the real brains of the operation – Fenton Crane, who captures Marlene. Continue reading →

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