THE CLOCK: 1939 to 1940 STORIES

This weekend’s escapist and light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog presents my SECOND look at the adventures of the Clock. PART ONE examined his November 1936-January 1939 stories, so STILL before Batman debuted in May of 1939. 

Yes, before Batman, before Captain America and even before Superman himself, came the Clock, written and drawn by George E. Brenner. The Clock was the first masked crimefighter in comic books, debuting in 1936, while the much more popular Batman didn’t come along until 1939. I’m not pointing that out to diss Batman, but to point out what a shame it is that the Clock seems to have been forgotten by most of the world. The figure is pretty much the middle character between Pulp heroes like the Shadow and the Moon Man and comic book superheroes. The Clock’s influence on Will Eisner’s iconic character the Spirit is obvious.

feb 1939FEATURE FUNNIES Vol 1 #17 (February 1939)

Title: Murder of a Painter

Villains: Nick and Slug

Synopsis: Two thugs called Nick and Slug hold up a physician at gunpoint to steal his newly arrived shipment of radium for medical use. When John Post, a painter on a safety belt outside the window, witnesses the robbery our villains send him falling to his death.

The physician, Dr. T. Loden, is too scared of getting killed himself to cooperate with the cops. Millionaire Brian O’Brien becomes the Clock and prepares to “strike” once again with his gimmick-laden cane, gas-filled bowtie and armored vest.

He guilts Loden into giving him enough info for him to track down Nick and Slug and beat them unconscious. The Clock then calls Captain Kane (his pre-Commissioner Gordon version of Commissioner Gordon) to come pick up the thugs and the stolen radium.  Continue reading

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LAS VEGAS, NM AND THE DODGE CITY GANG

The Frontierado Holiday is coming up next Friday, August 2nd! Balladeer’s Blog will be squeezing in some more seasonal posts until that grand event kicks off on the three-day weekend. Frontierado focuses on the myth of the Old West, not the grinding reality.

Las Vegas NMWHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STARTED IN DODGE CITY – The Las Vegas in this article is Las Vegas, NEW MEXICO, not the more famous Las Vegas in Nevada. This lesser known Las Vegas held a degree of renown from the 1846-1848 war with Mexico onward. Its earliest history dated back to the 1600s.

On the 4th of July in 1879 the first train reached Las Vegas from the Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe Railroad. At least half a dozen times a day trains would stop in the city and with all this new activity Las Vegas increased exponentially in size and population almost immediately. Many shady types from Dodge City settled in Vegas.

With business of all kinds soaring, so too did crime. The summer of ’79 saw plenty of infamous gunslingers, gamblers and outlaws from Dodge City and other locales arrive in town on the railroad. Doc Holliday and Kate Elder, Mysterious Dave Mather, Dutch Henry, the Durango Kid, Dirty Dave Rudabaugh, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, California Jim and many others made Las Vegas their temporary home. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP: JULY 26th

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where anti-Trump lunatics still froth at the mouth with unhinged paranoid fantasies about him!

brandon tatum picOFFICER TATUM SHOW PRESENTS A COMEDIAN WHO ANNIHILATES KAMALA HARRIS POLITICALLY.

LATEST ON TRUMP’S WOULD-BE ASSASSIN: HE MADE SEVERAL SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS SUPPORTING THE BIDEN-HARRIS REGIME’S POLICIES.

ASSORTED DEMOCRATS COURAGEOUSLY JOIN IN CONGRESSIONAL VOTE CONDEMNING KAMALA HARRIS FOR HER FAILURES WITH BORDER POLICY WHICH HAVE UNLEASHED SO MUCH VIOLENCE AND OTHER PROBLEMS. More HERE. Brave bipartisanship. 

selected notYES, KAMALA HARRIS HAS BEEN THE BIDEN REGIME’S “BORDER CZAR” FOR YEARS – PER THE DEMOCRATS’ OWN MEDIA OUTLETS! More proof HERE. Those same media outlets are now lying to try covering up what a mess she made of the border. This article provides several examples of the rapturous “Harris is the Border Czar” headlines over time.

INEPT SECRET SERVICE DEMANDS THAT TRUMP STOP HOLDING HIS SIGNATURE OUTDOOR RALLIES BECAUSE THEY AREN’T COMPETENT ENOUGH TO PROTECT HIM. More HERE. So his campaign gets handicapped under the pretense of “better protecting” him. See what I mean when I say that no matter what, the Democrats outmaneuver the opposition party? No way would they hamstring a Democrat’s campaign this way.

clown kamalaMEMES USING VENN DIAGRAMS TO RIDICULE THE CONFUSED, FOREVER CACKLING KAMALA HARRIS

TEN QUESTIONS THAT DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS WON’T ASK KAMALA HARRIS. And the clueless, outdated opposition party STILL lacks a sufficient number of their own media outlets to have a chance of getting their own message to prevail. One side STILL wants it more.

SOME OF JOE BIDEN’S MOST RIDICULOUS LIES. Yet no matter how many times he was called out on them, he kept saying them. More HERE.

democrats hate free speechJUDGE RULES THAT YES, THE BIDEN-HARRIS REGIME WAS ACTING TO CENSOR PEOPLE ONLINE.

CHINESE AND RUSSIAN BOMBERS TOGETHER PROBING AMERICA’S ALASKAN AIR DEFENSES TO EXPLOIT HARRIS-BIDEN WEAKNESSES. Unprecedented.

THE DEMOCRAT OUTLET NEWSWEEK OBSCENELY CLAIMS TRUMP WASN’T REALLY SHOT. Have I mentioned lately how ignorant, uninformed and emotionally unstable Trump-haters are?

TRUMP’S COURAGE AND BIDEN’S FAILURES.

marine rapperMARINE RAPPER PRAISES NEW AD FOCUSED ON KAMALA HARRIS’ MANY FAILURES AND BAD POLICIES

CLOWNISH KAMALA’S MOST INANE AND INCOHERENT WORD SALADS.

KAMALA HARRIS CALLED OUT FOR HER GROTESQUE ANTI-CATHOLIC BIGOTRY. Hatred is in the DNA of the Democrats. Continue reading

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FRONTIERADO: THE JAYBIRD-WOODPECKER WAR IN TEXAS (1888-1889)

The Frontierado Holiday is fast approaching and will be marked Friday August 2nd this year. Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Balladeer’s Blog has covered a lot of Range Wars of the old west, and a few Mormon Wars, but this time I’ll present some politically oriented gunplay. 

jaybird woodpeckerJAYBIRD VS WOODPECKER WAR (1888-1889) – First off, let’s make sure to distinguish between JayHAWKS and JayBIRDS. Jayhawks were the anti-slavery forces in Bleeding Kansas during the 1850s. Jaybirds were in 1880s Texas and were the racist white Democrat forces trying to expel the mixed black and white Woodpeckers who had gained power from Republicans during Reconstruction after the Civil War.   

NOTE: An old song about Woodpeckers and Jaybirds had provided the names of the two factions. Democrats seized upon the name Jaybirds, which left Republicans with the name Woodpeckers.

Fort Bend County in Texas was the site of the Jaybird-Woodpecker War. As election day approached, tensions grew so high that exchanges of gunfire as well as violent beatings had broken out. Continue reading

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“CACKLING IDIOCY” – AUSTRALIAN NEWS LOOKS AT KAMALA HARRIS IN TWO VIDEOS

cackling idiocyIt’s hilarious that Democrats want everyone to forget that Kamala Harris is so much of a disaster that until a few days ago they preferred to have the face of their party be a crooked, pant-soiling, monumentally unfit creature like Joe “Showered with his daughter when she was twelve per her own diary” Biden.

kamala cacklingWhile Crooked Joe Biden lied and gasped his way through a barely coherent pack of lies and mistakes last night, Australian news has provided some recent videos breaking down the idiocy of Joe’s Vice President Kackling Kamala Harris. (And remember, both Joe Biden AND Kamala Harris come from a family of slave owners.)

HERE:

And HERE: Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: A JOURNEY WITH THE FLYING FISH PROMETHEUS (1870)

Prometheus aircraftMEMOIRS FROM A JOURNEY WITH THE FLYING FISH “PROMETHEUS” (1870) – Written by Danish author Vilhelm Bergsoe. I shortened the title in the heading for this blog post. Some editions shorten it even more, to just Flying Fish Prometheus

This story was originally serialized in three issues of Illustreret Tidende from January 9th to January 23rd of 1870. Memoirs … Prometheus is a piece of speculative science fiction set in the “far off year” 1969. William Stone is the main character and narrator of the tale.

Stone is Danish and works for a company digging an underwater tunnel connecting Sweden and Denmark. Our main character receives an invitation (as a professional courtesy) to fly to Panama to witness the opening of the Panama Canal. You have to smile when speculative sci-fi is actually pessimistic about how long certain accomplishments will take. Remember the Russian sci-fi story setting the first moon landing in the year 2017?

Mascot new lookWilliam’s American colleagues send the new airship Prometheus to fetch him. The Prometheus is cigar-shaped (like so many UFOs would be described decades later) and sports wings plus propellors. Our man Stone boards the airship in Koege, along with other passengers including his love interest Anna Blue.       Continue reading

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JULY 24th ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

travolt and cowFrom Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where the opposition leader was nearly assassinated due to unheard of levels of incompetence (wink) on the part of the Secret Service, more current events.

FOR OVERSEAS READERS CURIOUS ABOUT THIS LAST-MINUTE MADNESS THAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE CHOSEN TO INFLICT ON THE NATION: There was a time several decades ago when presidential election campaigns didn’t kick off in earnest until after the nominating conventions of both major political parties.

           Believe it or not, there was a time when LABOR DAY was the traditional start of hardcore presidential campaigning. In this era of instant communication, it should be even easier to conduct such quick campaigns. Bump the nominating conventions up a few months earlier if need be.  

          joe biden and harrisYes, unlike recent decades, the candidates were not campaigning entire calendar years before our November election day. Sure, you still had Primary Season on the way to seeing who each party would nominate, but our current nonsense involving “Old Soils Himself” Joe Biden and Kamala “Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs” Harris would not be as chaotic IF campaigns still operated that way.   

           Maybe the Democrats and Republicans will look at this year and say “Hey, the less time that the opposing party has to dirty up our candidate and THE LESS TIME THEY HAVE TO EVEN KNOW WHO OUR FINAL CANDIDATE WILL BE, the better.” And from the other party’s side, why spend all that money and effort trashing one opponent only to have to switch gears completely for a new one at around the time WHEN STARTING HARDCORE CAMPAIGNING USED TO BE THE NORM? 

            Sadly, I don’t expect that to ever happen. Anyway, on to headlines.

victims ofIMPEACHMENT ARTICLES INTRODUCED AGAINST VICE PRESIDENT AND “BORDER CZAR” (LMAO) KAMALA HARRIS. Democrats have only themselves to blame for such maneuvers after they put the country through TWO false impeachments of President Trump even though they knew BOTH TIMES they had nowhere near enough votes for conviction in the Senate.

A REMINDER THAT UNDER THE NEW PARADIGM IT’S THE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE OWNED BY RICH DONORS. More HERE. Kamala is now in bed with the scuzziest plutocrats around. This is NOT the Democrat Party of FDR and JFK. 

democrat rat symbolBLACK LIVES MATTER BLASTS THE DEMOCRATS FOR “ANOINTING” THE UNTESTED AND GIGGLING KAMALA HARRIS RATHER THAN DO A QUICK MINI-PRIMARY SEASON. More HERE.

A BOSTON HERALD LOOK AT HOW JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER. But Kackling Kamala’s saying “Hold my beer!”

you know what isEXCELLENT PIECE ON HOW THE DEMOCRATS HAVE PROVEN THEY ARE THE THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. And to the working class and the poor, for that matter. More HERE. 

THE PARTY OF HATE: REPORT ON HOW THE ANTI-TRUMP PSYCHOPATH WHO RAN OVER MICHIGAN TRUMP SUPPORTERS IN HIS ATV CONFESSES, THEN TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. Yet deranged Democrats still pretend it’s Trump and his supporters who are “dangerous”. More HERE. Continue reading

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THE CISCO KID: O. HENRY’S ORIGINAL TALE

With Frontierado fast approaching on Friday August 2nd, here’s another seasonal post.

tcwTHE CABALLERO’S WAY (1907) – This was the original short story written by O. Henry in which he introduced the character called the Cisco Kid. The Caballero’s Way was first published in the July issue of Everybody’s Magazine, then was included in the anthology The Heart of the West later that year.

The Cisco Kid in this short story bears no resemblance to the Kid of later decades in pop culture. Early silent films like The Caballero’s Way (1914) and The Border Terror (1919) kept the basics of the O. Henry short story. The Kid was a selfish, ruthless, self-centered robber and hellraiser whose only admirable quality was his chivalrous refusal to harm women. 

caballeros wayThe communities in the Cisco Kid’s territory between the Frio River and the Rio Grande help hide the kid from his Texas Ranger pursuers out of fear, NOT out of any fondness for the violent killer. Also unlike later portrayals of the Kid as a good guy, Cisco is an American whose surname is Goodall and he loves to shoot Mexican men.

A romantic triangle develops among the Cisco Kid, his favorite girl Tonia Perez and Lt. Dandridge, the Texas Ranger in charge of the latest attempts to capture or kill the Kid. In O. Henry’s story, Tonia clearly prefers Dandridge and wants him to kill Cisco so they can be together without any danger from him.  Continue reading

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BAYBAYAN: EPIC MYTH FROM THE PHILIPPINES

Philippines Map 3In the past Balladeer’s Blog has examined epic myths from around the world and from many belief systems. Examples include the Navajo war god Nayanazgeni fighting the Anaye, the volcano goddess Pele and her sister Hi’i’aka from Hawaiian myths, A War Between Gods from Vietnamese mythology as well as epics from Africa like Mwindo, Bakaridjan Kone, Woi, Aiwel Longar and the Kikuyu creation epic.

From the Philippines comes this Baybayan Epic.

I. PART ONE – After Baybayan’s miraculous birth and rapid growth the demigod travels the Philippines performing miracles and gathering a huge band of followers around him. Soon, the day of apocalyptic danger arrives. CLICK HERE   

II. PART TWO – As Baybayan performs a multitude of wedding ceremonies for his disciples all the merriment ends with the arrival of the gigantic, world-destroying monster called the Makadingding. CLICK HERE   Continue reading

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COWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953)

The Frontierado holiday is celebrated the first Friday of August every year and is a celebration of the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality.

cowboy g menCOWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953) – A reader recently mentioned the old Robert Conrad series The Wild Wild West, and that reminded me of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. AND the much earlier television western titled Cowboy G-Men. That last series featured fictional exploits of U.S. Secret Service Agents in the old west.

The stories in Cowboy G-Men were a bit more realistic and low-key than the ones for Jim West and Brisco County Jr. but the half-hour series – in COLOR – had some interesting episodes. Russell Hayden starred as Agent Pat Gallagher and Jackie Coogan starred as Agent Stoney Crockett. Author Louis L’Amour was one of the show’s writers. 

No, the term G-Men was not around back in the 1870s but it was just a television show. Continue reading

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