THE CISCO KID: O. HENRY’S ORIGINAL TALE

With Frontierado fast approaching on Friday August 2nd, here’s another seasonal post.

tcwTHE CABALLERO’S WAY (1907) – This was the original short story written by O. Henry in which he introduced the character called the Cisco Kid. The Caballero’s Way was first published in the July issue of Everybody’s Magazine, then was included in the anthology The Heart of the West later that year.

The Cisco Kid in this short story bears no resemblance to the Kid of later decades in pop culture. Early silent films like The Caballero’s Way (1914) and The Border Terror (1919) kept the basics of the O. Henry short story. The Kid was a selfish, ruthless, self-centered robber and hellraiser whose only admirable quality was his chivalrous refusal to harm women. 

caballeros wayThe communities in the Cisco Kid’s territory between the Frio River and the Rio Grande help hide the kid from his Texas Ranger pursuers out of fear, NOT out of any fondness for the violent killer. Also unlike later portrayals of the Kid as a good guy, Cisco is an American whose surname is Goodall and he loves to shoot Mexican men.

A romantic triangle develops among the Cisco Kid, his favorite girl Tonia Perez and Lt. Dandridge, the Texas Ranger in charge of the latest attempts to capture or kill the Kid. In O. Henry’s story, Tonia clearly prefers Dandridge and wants him to kill Cisco so they can be together without any danger from him.  Continue reading

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BAYBAYAN: EPIC MYTH FROM THE PHILIPPINES

Philippines Map 3In the past Balladeer’s Blog has examined epic myths from around the world and from many belief systems. Examples include the Navajo war god Nayanazgeni fighting the Anaye, the volcano goddess Pele and her sister Hi’i’aka from Hawaiian myths, A War Between Gods from Vietnamese mythology as well as epics from Africa like Mwindo, Bakaridjan Kone, Woi, Aiwel Longar and the Kikuyu creation epic.

From the Philippines comes this Baybayan Epic.

I. PART ONE – After Baybayan’s miraculous birth and rapid growth the demigod travels the Philippines performing miracles and gathering a huge band of followers around him. Soon, the day of apocalyptic danger arrives. CLICK HERE   

II. PART TWO – As Baybayan performs a multitude of wedding ceremonies for his disciples all the merriment ends with the arrival of the gigantic, world-destroying monster called the Makadingding. CLICK HERE   Continue reading

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COWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953)

The Frontierado holiday is celebrated the first Friday of August every year and is a celebration of the myth of the Wild West, not the grinding reality.

cowboy g menCOWBOY G-MEN (1952-1953) – A reader recently mentioned the old Robert Conrad series The Wild Wild West, and that reminded me of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. AND the much earlier television western titled Cowboy G-Men. That last series featured fictional exploits of U.S. Secret Service Agents in the old west.

The stories in Cowboy G-Men were a bit more realistic and low-key than the ones for Jim West and Brisco County Jr. but the half-hour series – in COLOR – had some interesting episodes. Russell Hayden starred as Agent Pat Gallagher and Jackie Coogan starred as Agent Stoney Crockett. Author Louis L’Amour was one of the show’s writers. 

No, the term G-Men was not around back in the 1870s but it was just a television show. Continue reading

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PRESIDENT TRUMP KNOCKS JOE BIDEN OUT OF THE RACE, PLUS MORE NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog, coming to you from an America where career criminal Joe Biden acknowledged that the failed assassination of Trump meant he really had no chance against him.

KURT SCHLICHTER’S TERRIFIC TAKE ON JOE BIDEN’S MOST RECENT HUMILIATION. Here are some excerpts – “Alleged President Joe Biden’s cowardly capitulation to the will of the Democrat elite validated the cruel truth that we have always known about him – and that he has always known about himself. He’s a quitter. He’s a loser. He’s weak, and he’s stupid, the Democrat Party’s Fredo given – by default – responsibility beyond running a nightclub out in the boondocks or picking somebody up from the airport and, predictably, botching it.”

           “ … But that’s Joe – always wrong, always inept, always blowing it – yet always convinced he’s a prodigy and a visionary. It would be funny if his incompetence had not gotten so many people killed, from our troops to citizens murdered by coddled criminals and illegal aliens he invited on in.”

           And “Biden feels no shame; his crime family apparently lacks the necessary genes. … Now history will portray him as what he is, a doddering clown and a grubby, corrupt scumbag who couldn’t even stagger his way through a full term without making a fool of himself.”

… HOWEVER, IT’S NOT A PERFECT TAKE. Schlichter seems convinced that the Democrats will stick with Kamala Harris, the woman that The Party has basically admitted for months was an even worse public face than a graft-grabbing, demented crook like Joe Biden.

FOR OVERSEAS READERS, LET ME EMPHASIZE SOMETHING – Joe stepped down from the political campaign – NOT from the office he’s occupying. Kamala did not get to rise to the presidency. Democrats can publicly “endorse her” and “support her” for the inevitable “New polls show Harris trouncing Trump” stories but they DON’T have to nominate her for president at the joke of a convention that The Party will hold in a little while. 

           Behind the scenes some of the worst embodiments of what America’s cesspool of a two-party system has to offer will be maneuvering. If Kamala screws up so badly that it proves the Democrats right for not actually giving her the presidency by making Joe step down, then Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, or Gavin Newsome might still get nominated at the farce of a Democrat Convention coming up.          

ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR. COURAGEOUSLY POINTS OUT HOW HIS FELLOW DEMOCRATS ARE OLIGARCHS LIKE I DESCRIBED ABOVE

THE DEMOCRATS AT THE NEW YORK TIMES WANT KAMALA HARRIS OUT OF THE RACE. As I noted, the behind the scenes fighting and throat-cutting is still going on.       

DEMOCRATS APPARENTLY CONFIDENT THAT THEIR VOTERS ARE UNINFORMED ENOUGH TO FALL FOR GAVIN NEWSOME’S (AND HILLARY’S) NON-BINDING SUPPORT FOR KAMALA HARRIS. Every prominent Party member can praise her to the skies, it STILL doesn’t mean they have to officially nominate her at the convention. If she’s as clearly unfit as Joe, “the need to preserve “Democracy, children’s smiles and puppy dogs” by beating Trump” will be used to justify installing another candidate.

ANOTHER COURT DECISION SAYS THE BIDEN REGIME CANNOT ELIMINATE STUDENT DEBT, BUT JOE KEEPS ON DOING IT ANYWAY. For SELECT people, most of whom are children of Democrat one percenters and don’t NEED it. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S WNBA RESULTS: JULY 21st EDITION

DOWN TO THE WIRE – The INDIANA FEVER (11-15) took it on the road against the MINNESOTA LYNX (17-8).

The Fever eked out a 20-19 edge in the 1st Quarter, but Minnesota knotted everything up at 38-38 by Halftime. The Lynx then went on top 60-53 to end the 3rd Quarter, but in the 4th Indiana stormed from behind to win the game 81-74. Kelsey Mitchell led the Fever with 21 points, while her teammates Aliyah Boston and Caitlin Clark contributed a Double Double of 17 & 16, and 17 points, respectively.

BROOKLYN BATTLE AT BARCLAY’S – In this game the NEW YORK LIBERTY (21-4) welcomed the CONNECTICUT SUN (18-6) to the Barclay’s Center.

The 1st Half ended with the Liberty up 45-42 over Connecticut. The Sun proceeded to tie the game at 63-63 in the 3rd Quarter, while the 4th ended in an 82-74 victory for New York. Sabrina Ionescu tossed in THIRTY points to lead the Liberty in this thriller.  Continue reading

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APRIL 2022: LOOKING BACK

FOR PART ONE (2016) OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE FROM INDEPENDENT VOTER SITE BALLADEER’S BLOG CLICK HERE.

joe biden is so creepyBIDEN REGIME SICS ITS POLITICIZED DOJ ON STATES THAT TRY PROTECTING SMALL CHILDREN FROM THE DEMOCRATS’ “TRANS” OBSESSION. More HERE. And HERE. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS ABOUT THE DEMOCRATS’ ILLEGAL AND UNCONSTITUTIONAL ACTIONS AGAINST TRUMP FROM APRIL 2016 ONWARD.

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Democrat Party

TEACHER CLAIMS TO KINDERGARTENERS, FIRST AND SECOND GRADERS THAT DOCTORS ONLY “GUESS” WHAT SEX A BABY IS AT BIRTH. Any bets about who they vote for?

JOE BIDEN’S CORRUPTION AND DISASTERS CONTINUE.

ANOTHER REPORT ABOUT UNDERBOSS HUNTER BIDEN FUNNELING MONEY. More HERE. And HERE. And HERE. And HERE. Much more has come out since April of 2022.

           And remember, all of this was exposed before the forever tainted 2020 presidential election, but Democrat media and social media outlets banned the information to protect the Biden Campaign.

DEMOCRATS AT CBS STEP UP THEIR POLITICAL LITMUS TESTS TO WORK THERE. Not a member of The Party? They don’t want you there!

democrat republican or awakeADDRESSING A PREJUDICED VIEW HELD OVERSEAS

ANOTHER REMINDER OF HOW MUCH BETTER DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES WERE FOR VOTERS OF COLOR THAN BIDEN’S POLICIES ARE.

A LONG LIST OF JUST SOME OF THE MANY DEMOCRAT LIES.  

YET ANOTHER EXPOSE ABOUT VOTE FRAUD IN FIVE SWING STATES IN 2020. The 2020 presidential election was as corrupt and tainted as the 1876 and year 2000 presidential elections. Joe Biden, George W. Bush and Rutherford B. Hayes were all “selected, not elected.” Continue reading

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CAPTAIN BRITAIN: NEGLECTED MARVEL HERO’S 1970s STORIES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post here at Balladeer’s Blog looks at the earliest 1970s stories of Marvel’s Captain Britain.

cb 1CAPTAIN BRITAIN Vol 1 #1 (October 13th 1976)

NOTE: At first, this superhero’s stories were being published only via Marvel U.K. but as the 70s rolled along he was introduced into their overall continuity. Reprints of old Marvel stories were featured as backup series to the Captain Britain tales, hence the cover references to the Fantastic Four and Nick Fury.

Title: First Story

Villain: The Reaver

cb at the readySynopsis: British college student Brian Braddock was working as an assistant to Dr. Hugo Travis at the Darkmoor Energy Research Center, a scientific organization probing the supernatural energies and anomalies of the Darkmoor area.

Joshua Stragg aka the Reaver, a villainous mad scientist in the U.K. was leading his high-tech-armored men on a raid to kidnap all the scientists at D.E.R.C. to make them work for him. Brian Braddock tried to escape but was pursued.

The subsequent violence was a catalyst for Darkmoor forces from what came to be called the Otherworld. Merlyn, supposedly the “real” Merlin of Arthurian legends, and Roma, the Lady of the Northern Skies chose Brian Braddock to be the recipient of superpowers bestowed by eldritch energies from the Otherworld.

capt br vs reavers menThe Amulet of Right and the mystic Quarterstaff turned Brian into the costumed superhero called Captain Britain. Stragg and his men had not seen Braddock’s face clearly, so his real identity was safe. Using his new powers – flight, a skin-tight force field, enhanced senses and enough strength to lift a couple tons – the hero defeated Stragg’s armed thugs. 

Joshua Stragg seized the Sword of Might given his aggressive, violent nature and gained his own superpowers, plus his own costume. The hero and the villain fought, each one struggling to master their new abilities. Continue reading

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SHOTGUN JOHN: NEGLECTED GUNSLINGER

Every first Friday in August the Frontierado Holiday is celebrated. Frontierado is about the myth of the old west, not the grinding reality. Here’s another seasonal post.

shotgun john collinsSHOTGUN JOHN COLLINS – This overlooked gunslinger was like a talented session musician whose name isn’t better known to laymen mostly because of his time with assorted big-name rock bands. Shotgun John was born Abraham G. Graham in South Carolina on November 22nd, 1851. His great-grandfather had served under General Francis Marion, the Swamp Fox, during the Revolutionary War.

In 1859 he and his family moved by wagon to Limestone County, Texas. As a teenager, this figure started getting in and out of trouble with the law and began using aliases like George Graham, John Graham, and John Collins. It was as Shotgun John Collins that our subject became best known.

crossed pistolsDuring his teen years Shotgun John was in and out of jail for assorted offenses, but to that point not fatal ones. This time period saw our man forge casual friendships with future notorious figures like Johnny Ringo and John Wesley Hardin.

Once he started getting involved in cattle rustling, gunfights and horse theft it was a different story, and for a time Collins took it on the run to Mexico to lie low until the heat settled down. By the early 1870s Shotgun John was back in Texas working as a cattleman. Continue reading

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KEITH RICHARDS AS JESSE JAMES, JUDAS, VICTOR HUGO AND CRAZY HORSE

keith richardsOkay, not THAT Keith Richards.

Anyone who’s as immersed as I am in obscure, forgotten, Psychotronic movies and television shows can’t help but repeatedly come across American actor Keith Richards. Long before the walking corpse from the Rolling Stones became famous, this other Keith Richards was turning up in some very unlikely roles.

james brothers of missouriTHE JAMES BROTHERS OF MISSOURI (1949) – In this 12-chapter Republic serial the Keithmeister General starred as Jesse James with Robert Bice as his brother Frank. Future Lois Lane Noel Neill played Peg Royer, while B-movie staple Gene Roth was along for the ride in a supporting role.

History went out the window in this story featuring the James Brothers helping a former member of their gang who had turned straight but was now being harassed by sinister criminals with a secret agenda. Keith Richards is … okay in this.

living christTHE LIVING CHRIST SERIES (1951) – Keith was At His Satanic Majesty’s Request as Judas in this 12-episode television series about incidents in the life of Jesus Christ. Each episode filled a 30-minute time slot.

You might think it would be impossible to make Judas dull, but you’d be reckoning without the vast forces of entropy at work in any Keith Richards performance. The traitorous disciple practically fades into the woodwork in this television effort.    Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: JULY EIGHTEENTH

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog!

jack smith so we IF YOU MISSED IT IN ALL THE ACTION RECENTLY, THE POLITICAL PROSECUTION OF TRUMP FOR THE DOCUMENTS AT MAR-A-LAGO NONSENSE WAS THROWN OUT (as everyone with a grip on reality knew it would be from day one) AND THE APPOINTMENT OF WITCHHUNTER JACK SMITH WAS MARKED UNCONSTITUTIONAL (like we all knew from the beginning as well).

           Add to that the fact that another Supreme Court decision recently knocked the charges against January 6th protestors down from “insurrection” (LMAO) to what it really was – trespassing. Balladeer’s Blog has been among those saying since the beginning that all these things would happen once the witch hunts against Trump got outside the partisan Democrat courts.    It’s just a shame that the court system in America moves so slowly.   

anne fundnerCOURAGEOUS ROLE MODEL ANNE FUNDNER HOLDS JOE BIDEN AND EVERY OFFICIAL RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR UNSECURED SOUTHERN BORDER RESPONSIBLE FOR HER SON’S DEATH. The heroic woman said “I hold Joe Biden, Kamala Harris the ‘border czar,’ — what a joke — and Gavin Newsom, and EVERY Democrat who supports open borders responsible for the death of my son.”   Honest, blunt statements are necessary against the smug, self-satisfied asses who run the Democrat Party these days.

Trump never called racist til running against DemocratsUNDER DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION HELD A MEETING OF BLACK DELEGATES. Donald Trump has been transforming the Republican Party in his own Populist mode. Trump was the greatest president for the poor and the working class of all colors during my lifetime.

           The main problem was that so many Americans who don’t pay attention kept assuming that Trump was letting the Republican Party continue its horrendous ways from George W. Bush, the Cheney Family, John “Let’s fight wars all over the world” McCain and Mitt Romney.

amber rose and trumpAMBER ROSE BRAVELY SPEAKS THE TRUTH – “THE MEDIA HAS LIED TO US ABOUT DONALD TRUMP.” They certainly have. Every day since he announced his candidacy in 2015. 

TRUMP FINALLY GETTING CREDIT FOR THE WAY HE HAS CHANGED THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE FORMER POLITICAL PARADIGMS FOR BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES. Some excerpts: “Last night, voters saw a Republican Party that they (and I) have never seen before. 

        “A stage filled with hardworking taxpayers, African-Americans, working women, union members, and delegates dancing in the aisles. Speeches bashing Corporate America and the status quo.    

        “We witnessed the realignment of American politics, Trump-style.”     I guess they didn’t notice this years ago because the old default modes of the simple-minded made them miss the way Trump became a hero to all the people ignored by so many of our thuggish office holders. Those same office-holders who fundamentally transformed the U.S. into a cesspool of political corruption.  Continue reading

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