BAPTAE (C 415-413 B.C.) ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY

Here is another fragmentary work by Eupolis who, along with Aristophanes and Cratinus, was one of the Big Three of Attic Old Comedy.

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BAPTAE was a comedy satirizing the latest faddish belief system to hit Athens: the cult of the Dorian and Thracian goddess Cotyto. Just like Kabala or transcendental meditation and other systems have enjoyed a brief vogue with entertainers and even some movers and shakers various foreign deities would periodically develop a following in ancient Athens.

Eupolis was lampooning the fashionable appeal of one such cult and also ridiculed other elements of Cotyto worship as we will see.

The title Baptae came from the fact that the worshippers of Cotyto would immerse or “baptize” their garments in blue, green or purple dye, an expensive and very ostentatious indulgence for the time period. And yes, Baptae and baptizing are from the same root word, since it originally referred to immersion in any liquid, not just water.

The main element of the Athenian version of the cult of Cotyto was the fact that her devotees were exclusively male and all of them dressed as the goddess as part of their rites of worship. Continue reading

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COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: SWEET BRIAR COLLEGE

Another team name that’s outside the Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs and Wildcats zone.

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RED NAILS (1936): MARVEL’S CLASSIC ADAPTATION OF THIS ROBERT E. HOWARD CONAN STORY

This weekend’s escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s 1970s adaptation of one of Robert E. Howard’s best Conan the Barbarian stories, published shortly after his suicide in 1936. 

RED NAILS – I always like to emphasize that – despite the way Marvel Comics’ 1970s and 1980s Conan stories kept the character’s name alive and introduced new generations to him – the Cimmerian was not a mere comic book figure. Iconic author Robert E. Howard introduced Conan on the printed page in his 1930s stories featuring the character. 

That being said, I acknowledge the excellent adaptations that Marvel did of many of Howard’s works. They also adapted REH’s King Kull and Solomon Kane. Previously Balladeer’s Blog examined the company’s version of Queen of the Black Coast and others.

And that brings us back to Red Nails. With Barry Windsor Smith’s art and Roy Thomas adapting the story, this three-part work originally appeared in the black & white Marvel magazine Savage Tales #2-3 (Oct 1973-Feb 1974). Full-color versions of the tale were later reprinted in the Conan Treasury and elsewhere. 

I. This first installment introduces readers to a blonde female pirate – Valeria of the Red Brotherhood. She is the only female pirate among them and is as notoriously deadly as the others. NOTE: Yes, this is the character that Sandahl Bergman played in the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film. That movie made her a standard thief instead of a pirate and – sadly – gave her the “ghostly return” scene that actually belonged to Conan’s true love Belit (Bay-LEET) from Queen of the Black Coast.

In the Stygian city of Sukhmet Valeria was in between seagoing adventures and was forced to use her sword to kill a powerful man who tried forcing himself on her. She fled to avoid arrest and Conan, already attracted by her beauty and fighting skill, rode after her. While following her he slew the brother of the man she killed to prevent him from avenging himself on Valeria. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: AUGUST FIFTEENTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog serves up another current events roundup.

PRESIDENT TRUMP, THE MODERN DAY FDR, MARKS THE NINETIETH ANNIVERSARY OF SOCIAL SECURITY AND HIS OWN PROTECTION OF THE PROGRAM FOR GENERATIONS OF SENIORS TO COME. Have I mentioned lately that Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime? 

AT LEAST SEVEN NATIONS HAVE CALLED FOR TRUMP TO RECEIVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. More HERE. He’s the Peace President, but I doubt the establishment will ever grant him the Nobel Prize.

ELI CRANE BASHES OBAMA FOR HIS RECENT HEALTHCARE RANT, REMINDING HIM “YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE” WITH HIS DISASTROUS OBAMACARE WHICH BENEFITED INSURANCE COMPANIES AND THE FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE BUT DAMAGED THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS.      

SENATOR MIKE LEE ADDED HOW OBAMACARE “MADE HEALTHCARE LESS AFFORDABLE FOR HARDWORKING AMERICAN FAMILIES, WHO HAVE SEEN THEIR HEALTHCARE COSTS SKYROCKET – WHILE A SMALL HANDFUL OF HEALTHCARE GIANTS HAVE REAPED A WINDFALL OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR. Very true. Obama did untold damage.

EVEN MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CHILD ABUSERS, RAPISTS AND KILLERS ARRESTED BY ICE IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” HOLES IN NEW YORK, ILLINOIS AND MARYLAND. Democrats offer no sanctuary for victims, just perpetrators.

NEW JERSEY “SANCTUARY” JUDGE FREED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT AFTER HE WAS CHARGED WITH KILLING A WOMAN AND HER ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. But no mercy for victims in Democrat “sanctuaries.”     

IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” NEW YORK, ICE ARRESTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CONVICTED OF REPEATEDLY RAPING HIS NINE-YEAR-OLD STEPDAUGHTER. No Democrats will ever champion her, just her rapist.

CHINA HITS CANADA WITH OVER SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT TARIFF, YET THEIR PM ISN’T SNIVELING LIKE HE DID OVER TRUMP TARIFFS. Of course not. Continue reading

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ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s)

StrandTHE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s) – Written by James Frank Sullivan.  Straight from the Gay Nineties, it’s a selection of Sullivan’s contributions to the Strand magazine’s short fiction column The Queer Side of Things.

So, before we all find ourselves on Queer Street just because some Dick wants to arrest us for seeming as queer as a clockwork orange, here’s a snatch of J.F.’s work from The Queer Side of Things column. 

OLD PROFESSOR WILLETT (December 1892) – Professor Willett announces to his family that his latest invention is going to make all of them rich but refuses to elaborate. Willett disappears after a few days without revealing any more details.

Foul play is suspected and the story’s narrator investigates. It turns out the Professor had devised a highly advanced explosive made from natural fibers. The explosive goes off with no sound and is so rapid its victims seem to simply vanish.

Willett was the first to go during an accident with his invention. Other family members have been perishing/ vanishing, too and the narrator is desperate to save his fiancée – one of the Professor’s daughters – from meeting the same fate. Continue reading

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TERROR TRAIN (1980) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT

Before MST3K we had The Texas 27 Film Vault! Before Joel and Mike we had Randy and Richard! (I often start my reviews of this 1985-1987 cult show this way to cut down on messages from people who don’t pay attention to the broadcast dates and try insisting that Randy and Richard “ripped off” MST3K. That’s impossible since their show came first.) 

Balladeer’s Blog continues its salute to The Texas 27 Film Vault‘s FORTIETH anniversary year. My research through VERY old newspapers, my interview with the show’s co-star and co-creator Randy Clower plus emails and comments from my fellow fans of the program helped piece together fragments of the program’s history. 

ORIGINALLY BROADCAST: Saturday December 27th, 1986 from 10:30pm to 1:00am. Broadcast throughout Texas and Oklahoma. 

Randy (right) and Richard way down on Level 31 hosting The Texas 27 Film Vault

FILM VAULT LORE: Randy Clower and Richard Malmos, as machine-gun toting Film Vault Technicians First Class and members of the fictional Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) had two and a half hours to work with each week.

Interviews with figures like Vincent Price, Ben Johnson and others were featured and the movies being shown and mocked were often preceded by episodes of old Republic serials like Radar Men from the Moon and others.

SERIAL: For this episode the movie was preceded by a chapter of Mysterious Doctor Satan, about a mad scientist trying to conquer the world with a very goofy- looking robot. Another extra was Randy and Richard’s interview with Ben Johnson at his ranch. Johnson appeared in the episode’s film as well. 

HOST SEGMENTS: Outside of the Ben Johnson bit, Randy and Richard did some comedy playing to the New Year’s-themed horror film being shown. As Midnight Dallas Time approached, they staged a countdown and then a raucous celebration of the arrival of … December 28th, 1986. Ken “Tex” Miller, Joe “The Hypnotic Eye” Riley, Laurie Savino and other Film Vault Corps members joined in the festivities in a great example of the show’s wry humor.

THE MOVIE: TERROR TRAIN – A New Year’s Eve slasher film set on a train carrying a load of partying passengers who plan to ring in the New Year in each time zone of the United States.  As required by law at the time, Jamie Lee Curtis starred since it was a slasher flick with a seasonal theme. (Look under the Federal HalloweenHalloween II and Prom Night Act of 1980 if you don’t believe me.) Continue reading

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NCAA DIVISION THREE COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

The divisions of college football covered here kick off their 2025 season on August 23rd. Here’s my preaseason rankings for D3. NAIA is HERE and D2 is HERE.

*** 1. UNIVERSITY OF MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS    ###    2. NORTH CENTRAL COLLEGE CARDINALS (defending national champions)    ###    3. JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY BLUE JAYS    ###    4. SAINT JOHN’S UNIVERSITY JOHNNIES    ###   

5. SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY RIVER HAWKS    ###    6. HARDIN-SIMMONS UNIVERSITY COWBOYS    ###    7. UNIVERSITY OF MARY HARDIN-BAYLOR CRUSADERS    ###    8. SALISBURY UNIVERSITY SEA GULLS    ###    Continue reading

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AUGUST THIRTEENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Time for another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog, here in an America where Donald Trump heroically kept Republican Jeb Bush and Democrat Hillary Clinton out of the presidency.

CONGRESSMAN TIM BURCHETT REVEALS THAT AT LEAST TWO BIDEN WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS MADE MILLIONS SELLING ILLEGAL PARDONS THROUGH MENTALLY UNFIT JOE’S AUTOPEN

NEW YORK JUDGE CONTINUES TO BLOCK TRANSPARENCY ON THE EPSTEIN SCANDALS. Yes, a second anti-Trump judge blocks his administration’s efforts to reveal what is known about Epstein’s activities.

           Obviously, Democrats were only bluffing with their calls to reveal everything about Epstein. Trump has called their bluff so they now want to block exposure. How deeply incriminated are the Democrats by the Epstein scandals?

IN DEMOCRAT DISTRICT IN MICHIGAN, TWO COUNCIL MEMBERS CHARGED WITH FORGING MAIL-IN BALLOTS. The battle for election integrity continues in hopes of preventing another corrupt and tainted election like 2020.

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REPORT: ANOTHER UNION FURTHER DISTANCES ITSELF FROM THE ANTI-WORKING CLASS DEMOCRATS BY DONATING TO REPUBLICANS IN BATTLEGROUND STATES. Democrat contempt for the working class and the poor is impossible to ignore.

TRUMP EFFECT: WAGES CONTINUE TO OUTDO INFLATION. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.  TRUMP PROVEN RIGHT AGAIN.

KRISTI NOEM’S ICE AND KASH PATEL’S FBI SHUT DOWN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RING IN NEBRASKA FOR SEX AND DRUG TRAFFICKING AND CHILD SLAVERY

CHICAGO DEMOCRAT RAYMOND LOPEZ COURAGEOUSLY CALLS OUT THE DAMAGE BEING DONE TO THE CITY BY DEMOCRAT MAYOR BRANDON JOHNSON AND DEMOCRAT ILLINOIS GOVERNOR J.B. PRITZKER THROUGH THEIR HATRED OF PRESIDENT TRUMP. He said they were “blinded by Trump hate” and we all know The Party will try to eat him alive for this. 

WORKING CLASS FLIGHT FROM THE SNOBBISH DEMOCRATS CONTINUES. An excerpt: “I think I’m done with the Democrats,” said Desmond Smith, a black man who voted for Donald Trump in 2024 after previously voting for Joe Biden in 2020. He told the paper that the only way the Democratic Party could win back his vote is if they “fight for Americans instead of fighting for everybody else.”  

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ARRESTED IN SOUTH DAKOTA FOR TRANSPORTING TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF CRYSTAL METH. Quick, Democrats! Rally around him!  Continue reading

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ETRUSCAN MYTHOLOGY

The Etruscan people, who were a bit of a bridge between the ancient Greek world and the emerging Roman world long ago, remain a historical enigma in so many ways.

Fans of Jeopardy may recall that “Those Darn Etruscans” was the tongue in cheek title for categories dealing with these people whose works are not yet fully understood.

TINIA – The Chief of the Etruscan deities, like Zeus to the Greeks and Jupiter to the Romans. In the Etruscan creation myth Tinia separated the Earth from the sky and delineated borders between nations. Tinia ruled the sky and wielded three sorts of lightning bolts – one sort for warnings, one sort for intervening in affairs of gods or men for good or ill and one sort for inflicting catastrophes. 

Unlike Zeus or Jupiter, Tinia needed the consent of a Council of the Gods (Dii Consentes) in order to wield the second and third categories of lightning bolts. There were separate deities who wielded other classifications of thunderbolts but they wielded only one category each, not three like Tinia.   Continue reading

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ESPIONAGE (1963-1964) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

ESPIONAGE (1963-1964) – This British spycraft anthology series was produced for ITV in Great Britain. Assorted time periods were used for the stories, but most center around the Cold War and World War Two. The series ran for 24 one-hour episodes.

STANDOUT EPISODES:

THE INCURABLE ONE – In this pilot episode an American agent (Steven Hill) is sent to Europe years after World War Two is over. His mission – to find and take down Celeste (Ingrid Thulin), a former Scandinavian countess whom he trained as an assassin. She has become a freelance killer now that the war is over. Also starring Michael Gwynn and Elsie Wagstaff.  

COVENANT WITH DEATH – A pair of Norwegian Resistance agents during World War Two are tried for killing an elderly couple during the war, but their defense is that the slayings were necessary for the war effort. More of a courtroom drama than a spy story, but what can you do? Bradford Dillman, Allan Cuthbertson, Aubrey Morris and Lily Freud-Marle are among the stars.   

THE WEAKLING – During World War Two a complaining, trouble-making soldier (Dennis Hopper) is judged by intelligence officials to be a weak man who will easily break under torture. He is assigned to relay a vital message that his superiors know to be false information intended to mislead the Nazis in Occupied France. Continue reading

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