MYSTIC COMICS (1940): MARVEL/ TIMELY SERIES

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at the 1940 issues of Mystic Comics from Marvel back when the company was known as Timely Comics.

MYSTIC COMICS Vol 1 #1 (Mar 1940)

A. The Origin of the Blue Blaze – In 1852, 20-something Spencer Keen is seemingly killed in a tragic accident caused by a Blue Energy experiment his father is conducting. He is buried, but in 1940 some grave robbers dig up his coffin and we see that he has really just been in suspended animation all this time. The fresh air revives him.

        Now endowed with Blue Energy powers that enhance his physical abilities, our hero adopts the costumed identity Blue Blaze and thwarts the grave robbers’ evil employer, Professor Drake Maluski. That villain has been experimenting on a ray that can turn dead bodies into a zombie army for world conquest. Blue Blaze isn’t having it.

B. Dynamic Man – Scientist Dr. Simon Goettler creates a super-powered android who can pass as human. (Timely Comics had created the original android called the Human Torch the previous year, too.) Gottlieb has a heart attack and dies after activating this Dynamic Man android but the incredibly intelligent creation uses its Superman-level strength and ability to shoot energy blasts from its hands to fight evildoers.

        Dynamic Man battles evil millionaire Daniel “King” Bascom and his army. Bascom has financed the invention of a machine which lets him weaponize storms in all kinds of ways. Dynamic Man defeats Bascom’s forces and turns him over to the authorities.  Continue reading

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HUMPHREY BOGART AS AN UNDEAD MAD SCIENTIST: THE RETURN OF DR. X (1939)

Here’s a Balladeer’s Blog Halloween Season classic from 2011. 

Return of Dr X

THE RETURN OF DR. X (1939) – Category: Enjoyably campy bad movie elevated by kitsch-value in the casting. (Wow! I forgot I used to use categories for my Bad Movie Reviews.) 

Yes, it’s the famous “Humphrey Bogart as a zombie mad scientist” movie. The tale goes that Jack Warner inflicted this role on gangster-flick star Bogart as punishment for resisting being cast in too many formulaic crime films. This was, of course, before The Maltese Falcon made Bogie a big-time star and long before actors had the kind of contracts that they have these days.

Bogart plays the titular Dr. X, but not the same Dr. X that Lionel Atwill played in a movie of that name earlier in the decade. This Dr. X is Dr. Maurice Xavier, a mad scientist executed in the electric chair for, among other things, bizarre experiments on infants (a pretty ballsy story element in those pre- Auschwitz awareness days).

The “return” mentioned in the title refers to the fact that Bogart’s Dr. X has been brought back from the dead by the film’s secondary menace, Dr. Flegg. But let’s face it, The Return of Dr. Flegg just doesn’t have the same sinister appeal. Continue reading

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AMERICA HAS HAD TWENTY-ONE PREVIOUS GOVERNMENT “SHUTDOWNS” – PLUS FRIDAY’S CURRENT EVENTS ROUNDUP

Yes, those government “shutdowns” that aren’t technically shutdowns have happened TWENTY-ONE TIMES before since 1976. (Hint for uninformed Trump-haters – he wasn’t president in 1976.) Another “continuing resolution” will eventually be done. Anyway, here’s an October 3rd current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

GALLUP POLL: ONLY TWENTY-EIGHT PERCENT STILL TRUST THE CORPORATE MEDIA, A NEW RECORD LOW. Down from 31% last year. Our corporate media do not deserve anyone’s trust. They shill for specific political parties and for their corporate owners.

Nancy Pelosi, whose policies harm the working class and the poor.

PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTER DEMOCRAT NANCY “ASK HER ABOUT HER INSIDER TRADING SCANDALS” PELOSI RESENTS ANOTHER REMINDER THAT AOC HAS ECLIPSED HER IN PARTY INFLUENCE. Well, Pelosi’s failed time as Speaker of the House resulted in the Democrats losing their majority TWICE. 

STOCKS RISE TO NEW RECORD HIGHS. “Shutdown” histrionics have become so routine over the past five decades. Plus if someone wasn’t upset about shutdowns under Biden or Obama why act like they care now?

RABID WAR CRIMINAL VLAD PUTIN STATES HE WILL IGNORE INTERNATIONAL SANCTIONS AGAINST FELLOW MAD-DOGS IN IRAN. Continue reading

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CEMETERY OF TERROR (1985) FILM REVIEW

CEMETERY OF TERROR (1985) – HALLOWEEN MONTH CONTINUES! Released in Mexico as Cementerio del terror, this overlooked movie makes for some nice Halloween season viewing and is even set on October 31st. Cemetery of Terror is not as campy as Mexican Wrestling Horror flicks or notorious works like The Brainiac, The Curse of the Crying Woman, The Man and the Monster, etc. Instead, its many flaws work to its benefit for that 1980s VHS feel.

Psychotronic Hall of Fame figures like Hugo Stiglitz, Ruben Galindo Jr. and Rene Cardona III were in the creative team of this laughably bad but grim and downbeat movie. Cemetery of Terror is ideal for Bad Movie Fans with strong stomachs because some of the gore reaches Lucio Fulci levels. 

Sure, you’ve seen everything in this flick before, but you’ve rarely seen it done with such élan. The energetic camera work overcomes the poor acting, idiotic character decisions and frequent repetition. Let’s dive into the smorgasbord of horror elements jam-packed into this project and ask ourselves “Just how much money did the makers of Pepsi Free pay for the wall-to-wall product placements they got?” Continue reading

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PHILYLLIUS: ANCIENT GREEK COMEDIES

Once again, Balladeer’s Blog looks at the fragmentary remains of one of the lesser-known ancient Greek comedy playwrights, in this case Philyllius. This comic poet’s career seems to have spanned approximately from the 410s BC to 390 BC. One of his comedies won 1st prize at a Lenaea festival in the 390s and he won 1st prize at an unknown Dionysia. His fellow comedian Strattis credited him with being the first Attic Old Comic to use real torches on stage.

My favorite random line from his fragments: “The most important element of health is to breathe clean and unsullied air.”

I. HERAKLES – This comedy by Philyllius combined mythological burlesque with a comical look at the institution of phratries in ancient Greece. Phratries were the forerunner of and partial inspiration for college fraternities and sororities as well as some lodges. That’s one of the reasons why fraternities and sororities are known by Greek letters.   Continue reading

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OCTOBER FIRST ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Here’s a midweek current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog here in an America where Democrats will now assassinate a person bodily and then assassinate their late victim’s character to try justifying the killing they committed. 

PRESIDENT TRUMP NEGOTIATES WITH PFIZER TO LOWER U.S. PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICES BY FORTY PERCENT TO EIGHTY PERCENT. Have I mentioned lately that Donald Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime? And he stated ANOTHER drug company’s participation in such a deal will be announced next week.

TRUMP ACTION WILL HELP FIGHT DEMOCRAT POLICIES THAT INCREASED HEALTH CARE COSTS FOR SENIOR CITIZENS. Great timing by President Trump.

ANOTHER COMMON POLICY BETWEEN TRUMP AND FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT. Two of the greatest presidents for the working class and the poor.

UKRAINE LAWMAKERS JOIN THE WORLD LEADERS OF SEVERAL OTHER NATIONS IN NOMINATING PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. He’s ended five wars and counting.

EUROPEAN LEADERS RALLY AROUND PRESIDENT TRUMP’S GAZA PEACE PLAN. So do the Arab and Muslim world HERE. Even the Palestinian Authority is in, but the terrorist animals of Hamas will likely kill it.

PRO-TRUMP CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR WINSOME SEARS RELEASES VIDEO HIGHLIGHTING LEFTIST VIOLENCE. Violence which even far left Axios admits is at its highest in thirty years.

DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO MOCK PUBLIC PRAYER, YET THEY CONTINUE WITH THEIR IMBECILIC, NURSERY RHYME LEVEL CHANTS DURING THEIR (YAAAWWN) PROTESTS. Hey Democrats, how about if you just let people pray and you can just go on with your brainless, child-minded chanting?

SINALOA DRUG CARTEL LEADER COMPLAINS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS MAKING THE CARTEL’S ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES HARDER.

Everything Democrats hate.

BOMB SQUAD CALLED IN TO DEAL WITH LATEST LIKELY DEMOCRAT STRIKE AIMED AT CHARLIE KIRK’S ORGANIZATION TURNING POINT USA. Device detonated to spare harm to the innocent. 

OBAMA’S ICE DIRECTOR STATES ILLINOIS POLICE NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB HELPING TO SAFEGUARD THE ICE FACILITY. Courageous non-partisanship given Democrat violence. Continue reading

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HALLOWEEN MONTH BEGINS FOR 2025

October 1st kicks off Balladeer’s Blog’s usual mixing of horror items in with my usual topics. I review horror films from the silent movie era onward as well as obscure stories from the 1800s and earlier, like they’re Halloween counterparts to my Ancient Science Fiction reviews.

To get in the mood, here’s a sampling of very old horror stories that have been all but forgotten. I’ll rotate new ones in throughout the month.

THE MONSTER-MAKER (1897) – Set in San Francisco, this W.C. Morrow tale was praised by the one and only Ambrose Bierce. A truly unique monster gets cobbled together by a mad scientist but instead of a castle in Europe the action takes place in Frisco. Experimenting on a suicidal young man, our insane Dr. X turns the lad’s body into a globe-headed, lobster-limbed abomination. The scientist’s courageous wife and a police detective work to bring down the madman. Continue reading

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THE BOD SQUAD (1974) BAD MOVIE REVIEW

THE BOD SQUAD (1974) – Hong Kong Cinema’s Shaw Brothers helped produce this cross-cultural martial arts exploitation flick that plays like an Andy Sidaris film crossed with a WIP movie from the 70s. 

Like most Psychotronic classics, The Bod Squad has been released under several different titles, in this case Virgins of the Seven Seas and increasingly suggestive tags as its reputation for kung fu t&a learned at the knee of Sensei Russ Meyer grew. The joke is on anybody who watches this flick with lecherous intentions, since it never comes close to living up to those “aren’t we naughty” alternate titles like Enter the Seven Virgins Continue reading

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THE GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E. (1966-1967) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

THE GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E. (1966-1967) – This spinoff series from (What else?) The Man from U.N.C.L.E. starred Stefanie Powers as superspy April Dancer. Like Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin, April worked for the United Network Command for Law & Enforcement. Her series lasted just one season of 29 hour-long episodes.   

Leo G. Carroll portrayed Mr. Waverly, Dancer’s boss, just like he did for Solo and Kuryakin over at Man … April’s colleague Mark Slate was played by Noel Harrison, Rex’s son. 

STANDOUT EPISODES:

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. – THE MOONGLOW AFFAIR: Airing on February 25th, 1966, this backdoor pilot for The Girl from U.N.C.L.E. had Mary Ann Mobley as new agent April Dancer. She replaced the incapacitated Solo and Kuryakin to stop the establishment of a lunar presence by the evil organization T.H.R.U.S.H. (Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity). 

THE GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E. 

THE DOG-GONE AFFAIR – Yes, just like its parent series, this show used the title format of “The ______ Affair” for every episode. This debut story saw April Dancer, now played by Stefanie Powers, sent to the Greek islands to thwart a THRUSH plan for drugging selected targets with a virus which will make them move very sluggishly.

April transports a dog whose fleas contain the antidote to THRUSH’s virus. Guest starring Luciana Paluzzi, Beth Brickell and Susan Brown. Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER TWENTY-NINTH

Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog does a Monday current events roundup from a country where the Democrats continue killing and burning and calling for even more killing and burning. And where more and more cowards seem to be saying to themselves “Democrats are far more likely to use violence against me than Republicans are, so I’ll do what the Democrats say and blame the dead victims for all this.” 

ATTACK ON MICHIGAN CHURCH: THE AFTERMATH CONTINUES.

DEMOCRAT SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN COURAGEOUSLY PUBLICIZES A STUDY IN WHICH EVEN FAR-LEFT AXIOS ADMITS LEFT-WING VIOLENCE IS AT A THIRTY-YEAR HIGH. More HERE. Fetterman deserves high praise for this kind of non-partisanship. Surely he knows this puts him in the crosshairs of his Party’s increasingly bloodthirsty fanatics. And I’m impressed Axios did this study.

SENATOR FETTERMAN ALSO TARGETS THE DEMOCRATS’ EXTREME RHETORIC LIKE CALLING PEOPLE “HITLER”, ETC.

DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM PUTS A TARGET ON WHITE HOUSE DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF STEPHEN MILLER BY POSTING IN ALL CAPS “STEPHEN MILLER IS A FASCIST.” Posobiec states “They know exactly what they’re doing” HERE. There is no way ANY Democrat does not recognize that that’s “a dog whistle” (as Democrats love to say) for the Party’s unhinged zealots.

KRUISER: “DEMOCRATS LIE AND PEOPLE DIE.

DEMOCRAT PARTY

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET NBC USES THEIR PROPAGANDA PROGRAM LAW & ORDER: SVU TO DEPICT ICE AGENTS PROTECTING RAPISTS, ETC. It’s a win-win for the Democrats because if such propaganda goes unchallenged, they benefit. And if reasonable people call it out, they claim it violates their First Amendment rights.   

        Let me remind people of Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson’s remark in the case of Terminiello vs Chicago that “the Constitution is not a suicide pact. Constitutional protections must be balanced with the need for societal survival and order, especially during times of crisis.”      (And since 2025’s Democrats only view the world through television shows and movies, I’ll point out for them that Jackson was portrayed by Alec Baldwin in the year 2000 miniseries Nuremberg, so they have the Party’s permission to like him.)

IN DEMOCRAT “SANCTUARY” STATE ILLINOIS, PROTESTERS CHANT “KILL ICE! SHOOT ICE!”       ELSEWHERE, A GRAND JURY INDICTS THREE PEOPLE FOR STREAMING THEIR STALKING OF AN ICE AGENT AND DOXXING HIS HOME’S LOCATION. More HERE. Just another wink and a nudge to violent Democrats.  

PAKISTAN’S PRIME MINISTER PRAISES PRESIDENT TRUMP. Trump receives hero’s welcome HERE.

JOE LAVORGNA: TRUMP DELIVERING FOR THE “EVERYDAY AMERICAN.” Trump is the greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. Continue reading

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