Category Archives: Sex Symbols

SEXY CASEY JAMES AND BALLADEER’S BLOG’S BAD MOVIE ARCHIVES

Casey archive1Thank you once again to Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess, Casey James! It’s no secret that Casey is one of the most desired women on the planet but she was kind enough to take a break from stealing the hearts of her countless admirers to help present another look at bad and weird movies.  

THE SECRET OF DORIAN GRAY (1970) – A terrific idea was blown in this hilariously flawed attempt to adapt Oscar Wilde’s Picture of Dorian Gray to swinging 60’s London. Helmut Berger, who was sort of a Continue reading

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SEX SYMBOL APRIL HUNTER WITH A NICE SHOUTOUT TO GLITTERNIGHT.COM

April Hunter knows the sexiest people read Glitternight.com

April Hunter knows the sexiest people read Glitternight.com

The beautiful model and actress April Hunter turns heads wherever she goes and is as brainy as she is lovely. April’s innate good taste let her Continue reading

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COSTUMED WOMAN CALLED THE MATRIARCH FOILS LAS VEGAS ROBBERY

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

THE MATRIARCH, costumed vigilante

Dateline: Las Vegas, NV  A costumed – and voluptuous – vigilante calling herself the Matriarch has declared war on crime. This violent woman has chosen Sin City of all places for her crusade against wrongdoing, a crusade which started two days ago when a young woman reported being saved from an attempted rape by the Matriarch’s timely arrival. The incident would have been dismissed as a hoax if not for the level of damage inflicted on the would-be rapist: the costumed woman whipped him nearly unconscious and then proceeded to kick him between the legs repeatedly with her sharp-toed boots. The accused assailant will likely never achieve a normal erection again for the rest of his life.

Overnight last night the Matriarch struck again, thwarting the attempted armed robbery of the Bellagio Casino. Bizarrely enough the heroine subdued the masked, commando-style gang by Continue reading

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NINA ELLE WAS PART OF WHAT MADE 2013 FUN AT BALLADEER’S BLOG

DSC_0238-CopyPart of what made 2013 so much fun here at Balladeer’s Blog was this kind shoutout from the indescribably beautiful Nina Elle, pictured above. I’m helping us all Continue reading

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SULTRY TEDDI BARRETT IS RETURNING SOON IN MORDILLO BLUSH, PART TWO

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett, the World’s Sexiest Woman, is returning soon in the 2nd pulse-pounding chapter of Mordillo Blush’s debut sci-fi adventure!  Millions of lives are in danger and our courageous and brilliant heroine Dr Blush is the Continue reading

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M*E*T*A*L: THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD

M*E*T*A*L, the Most Interesting Woman in the World

M*E*T*A*L, the Most Interesting Woman in the World

M*E*T*A*L Says: I DON’T ALWAYS READ BLOGS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE IT BALLADEER’S BLOG! STAY THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE MY FRIENDS!

SHE tells shopping malls when it’s time to close … For her ALL doors open automatically … It’s NEVER Continue reading

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MISS JASMINE ORDERS YOU TO READ BALLADEER’S BLOG

Jasmine2It’s doubtful that ANYONE has ever ignored this incredible lady’s orders! With her supermodel looks and Continue reading

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M*E*T*A*L THE SUPERMODEL KNOWS COMPUTERS ARE FOR READING BALLADEER’S BLOG

SANYO DIGITAL CAMERAThe earth-shatteringly beautiful model known as M*E*T*A*L (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) knows that a computer that’s NOT being used to read Balladeer’s Blog is a terrible sight to see. For just thirty-nine cents a Continue reading

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NINA ELLE LOVES BALLADEER’S BLOG: THE INTERNATIONAL SEX SYMBOL KNOWS HER BLOGS!

Nina3At this time of year we should all give thanks that we get to live on the same planet as the indescribably beautiful Nina Elle! Not only is Nina known as one of the sexiest women in the world but she is Continue reading

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GOTHIC HORROR: CASEY JAMES PRESENTS SOME NEGLECTED CLASSICS

caseygothic3Special thanks to the soul-shatteringly beautiful Casey James who is as versatile as she is lovely! Not only is she Balladeer’s Blog’s Official Movie Hostess but for the Halloween Season she’s branching out to welcome readers to my look at forgotten Gothic horror stories of the 1800’s. Everybody remembers the big names like Dracula and Frankenstein but Casey and I want to introduce readers to some neglected gems of Gothic horror.

THE HORRORS OF OAKENDALE ABBEY (1797) – The author of this unjustly forgotten work is known only as “Mrs Carver” but is often speculated to be a man with the leading candidate being Sir Anthony Carlisle. The tale centers around the beautiful (of course) and strong-willed (ditto) Laura, a refugee from the Reign of Terror following the French Revolution.   

When Laura is reluctant to accomodate the less-than-selfless motives of her British patron Lord Oakendale he has her and a devoted maid banished to the long-abandoned Oakendale Abbey. The Abbey is believed to be haunted, a reputation enhanced by the repeated disappearances of people who venture into its sinister interior. Shortly after arriving in the mysterious decaying building Laura discovers a Continue reading

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