Monthly Archives: September 2016

ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: THE UNPRETENTIOUS PHILOSOPHER (1775)

The spacecraft departs from Mercury.

The spacecraft departs from Mercury.

THE UNPRETENTIOUS PHILOSOPHER (1775) – By Louis-Guillaume de La Follie. The original French title of this work of proto-science fiction was Le Philosophe sans Pretention ou l’Homme Rare, but in the 21st Century it’s more generally known by the slightly shorter title. 

One of the central characters of this story is an Earth scholar named Nadir, and I have no idea if it’s a coincidence or if the people behind the 1960s film Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster were paying sly homage to de La Follie by naming one of the characters Nadir. At any rate Nadir is visited by Ormisais, a space traveler from the planet Mercury.

Ormisais regales Nadir with details about life on Mercury and also informs him that he has crash-landed on Earth and needs rare elements to repair his electrically -powered craft so that he can return to his home planet. The Mercurians had a planetary version of the British Royal Society and the French Academy, but it had a much more limited membership. Continue reading

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IT TAKES A VILLAGE IDIOT: HILLARY CLINTON FLUNKED THE BAR EXAM

hillary-clinton-no-reasonIf Hillary Clinton’s opponents like Jill Stein or Donald Trump had failed the Washington, D.C. bar exam Hillary’s supporters in the media would be reminding us of that fact every day. 

Since this criminal (who stole money meant for aid to Haiti while grabbing every other bit of cash she could) wants that piece of information chucked down the Memory Hole it’s important to remind people about it.

clinton-cashAnd remember, the book Clinton Cash is still selling like mad, its Graphic Novel version is also a huge hit and the documentary based on the book is available for free streaming online.

Hillary Clinton is a bought and paid for crook who took millions of dollars from corporate rich pigs in exchange for future favors as president.   Continue reading

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TEN EXAMPLES OF “ANCIENT” SCIENCE FICTION: 1634 – 1909

Forget the stories written by the usual science fiction pioneers like Jules Verne and H.G. Wells. This list will examine some of the nascent works of science fiction going back to before the world at large even used those words to describe this emerging genre. Though technically this examination could begin as far back as 150 C.E. with the Greek philosopher Lucian’s works like Icaromenippus and True History – both involving journeys to the moon via man-made craft – I will instead begin in the 1600s and move on to the early 20th Century.

Somnium10. SOMNIUM (1634) – Written by Johannes Kepler. Yes, this is THE Johannes Kepler the famed astronomer so this may be the earliest work of proto-science fiction written by a figure with a grounding in something approaching our own notions of rational science.

Somnium depicted a fictional visit to the moon with story details based very loosely on observations Kepler had made while observing Earth’s natural satellite through a telescope – a fairly new device at the time.  

Kepler’s work depicted the moon as a celestial body of extremes which was bisected into two regions of blazing heat and freezing cold. Nights on the moon were very mild on the side facing Earth because of the amount of reflected sunlight that our planet sends its way. Believe it or not life existed in this world of extremes – reptilian creatures which lived in caves and breathed in the lunar atmosphere. Kepler also depicted plant life – cone-shaped vegetation which went through its entire life-cycle within two weeks.

Fearing the type of persecution that Galileo had faced Kepler never published Somnium during his lifetime and even wrote it in Latin accompanied by copious technical footnotes, possibly to try to disguise it as a thesis. Even though Kepler’s story came out posthumously he might have been spared any persecution for his Copernican views even if he had published it earlier since he took the precaution of explaining the lunar journey away as a mere dream (the meaning of the word “somnium”).   

Man in the Moone9. THE MAN IN THE MOONE (1638) – Written by Bishop Francis Godwin. The Man in the Moone depicted Godwin’s fictional hero Domingo Gonsales who trained a huge flock of specially-bred swans to transport him to the moon. The book was written in the style of the accounts that the great nautical explorers of the age wrote of their travels and is often considered the first science fiction story written in English. 

Despite the tale’s thoroughly unscientific method of reaching the moon Gonsales dealt with sensations of weightlessness on his space journey in a nicely prescient bit. Godwin came very close to stating a theory of gravity even before Isaac Newton! In a nod to Dante’s Divine Comedy from centuries earlier the story also featured some of the spirits of deceased humans inhabiting the space between worlds.

Godwin depicted the moon itself as fairly Earth-like and inhabited by a race of Continue reading

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A LOOK AT THE PAST AND NEAR FUTURE OF THE PATRIOTS

new-england-patriotsSome first impressions and second takes about the Patriots in the first week reveal a lot about where they may go in the second week. Cincinnati and Seattle came out on top, delivering last-minute defeats to the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins, which was not so surprising as to affect the NFL picks.

One game into the season, the Patriots victory over Arizona has given them first place in the AFC East; the fact that Tom Brady will adorn their ranks the next time they play on the road only bodes well for them.

But that is nothing new. Then again, it would be a mistake to overlook the performance of Jimmy Garoppolo. Jimmy maintained a surprisingly amount of poise at the line of scrimmage, showing confidence against a highly formidable defense and manifesting the potential that got him his first NFL start.

Special teams Captain Matthew Slater took notice of Jimmy’s confidence and the fact that he didn’t allow the size of the game to get to him. Jimmy didn’t allow his wildly high overthrow to Chris Hogan at the beginning to distract him, settling in soon after. Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: CCCAA RECAPS

Antelope Valley CollegeONE POINT WONDER – The ANTELOPE VALLEY COLLEGE MARAUDERS welcomed the SAN DIEGO MESA COLLEGE OLYMPIANS on Saturday in a clash of cool-named teams. The 1st Half ended in a 14-14 tie and the 2nd Half was just as tight. In the end the Marauders emerged with a 28-27 victory over the Olympians. QB Blake Shepherd notched a Touchdown through the air and another on the ground for Antelope Valley College.

Saddleback_CASADDLEBACK PREVAILS – The SADDLEBACK COLLEGE GAUCHOS took the field against the visiting LONG BEACH COLLEGE VIKINGS. The Gauchos trailed the Vikings 24-7 to end the 1st Quarter and 27-10 at Halftime. After the break Saddleback College poured it on, making it a 30-24 game in the 3rd enroute to a 37-33 comeback win. Gauchos QB Jacob Gibson had 2 TD’s on 320 yds passing.  Continue reading

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QUICK HITS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

There is so much going on right now on so many levels here are some of Balladeer’s Blog’s Quick Hits. This way I can cover scattershot topics in a few sentences without boring people who aren’t all that into these subjects.

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Milo Yiannopoulos, the swashbuckling gay man who outfights 1960s burnouts at every turn

MILO YIANNOPOULOS FIGHTS ON – Milo – who embodies the best characteristics of Oscar Wilde, Hunter S Thompson and James Bond – continues his Dangerous Faggot Tour of American college campuses to fight for freedom of expression.

Recently the University of Chicago administration joined the side of freedom by announcing a policy against allowing left-wing fascist mobs to shout down or disinvite speakers with daring views. UC also announced they would NOT provide “safe spaces” for the emotional cripples who pretend to be college students in America.

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OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

SUCK-ERRRRRRS! – Barack Obama admitted on August 3rd that his trade deals HAVE caused job losses for the American working class of all colors. Just like people at the time pointed out they would. Those voices of reason were shouted down by Little Barry’s pompous supporters of course.

NOW Obama admits that his dishonest deal with Iran has made them nuclear weapons-capable with NO measures in place to keep track of their nuclear program. ALL DEATHS CAUSED BY MUSLIM FANATICS WITH NUKES ARE ON THE HEAD OF THIS WEAK, INEPT AND CROOKED LITTLE MAN!  Continue reading

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

NNAS_VAUSCAA (United States Collegiate Athletic Association) – 1. NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS   ###    2. DEAN COLLEGE BULLDOGS   ###    3. WILLIAMSON COLLEGE OF THE TRADES MECHANICS (Defending Champions)   ###    4. ALFRED STATE PIONEERS   ###     Continue reading

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BLACK TRUMP SUPPORTERS DISPROVE HILLARY’S TIRED RACISM CLAIMS

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*** *** *** *** *** *** *** … And, unlike Hillary, Trump never called Klansmen like Senator Robert Byrd (D) a “mentor” and “influence.”

Promoting race-hatred is nothing new for Democrats. The Democrats defended slavery, fought for its expansion in the new territories as the nation expanded and even waged a civil war for the economic interests of wealthy Democrat slave-owners. After that war was lost the Democrats formed the Ku Klux Klan and politically continued harassing freed black people for a century following the war.

Despite all that Democrats pompously lecture the rest of the country about the legacy of THEIR obsession with preserving slavery. Worst of all is Hillary “Bugsy” Clinton, an outright criminal who has disgustingly used a fraudulent “charity” to amass obscene wealth. Hillary goes beyond attacking her opponent Donald Trump and accuses his supporters of being (yaaawn) racists and “stupid” for being part of the working class.

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“We’re the party of slavery, the Ku Klux Klan and Jim Crow but Americans foolishly let US get away with lecturing THEM about racism!”

Countless black people support Trump and that TERRIFIES the Democrats. One of the pillars of their organization has been the pretense that “real” black people support Democrats. Increasing numbers of voters of color have been breaking away from the party of slavery, the Klan and Jim Crow.

And rightfully so. The Democrats race-bait just to win elections but the only people of color who benefit are professional hatemongers like Al Sharpton and others like him who play along with the Democratic Party’s pretense that they “care” about black voters. Sharpton and his ilk are the “beards” that the Democrats use to attack black people who decide they can vote for ANY candidates they please and that they don’t need the approval of Democrats to do it.

It can all be summed up like this:

Hillary Clinton how dare you

*** *** *** *** *** *** “You are NOT an official black person without the Democrat seal of approval.”

 

In the final third of the 20th Century the power and money people of the Democratic Party began developing a very proprietary, some would say condescending, attitude toward African-Americans. The 1960s generation of American Liberals in particular had often treated the lives and history of African-Americans as a kind of hobby.

These patronizing dilettantes originally demonstrated a protective, or at least supportive, attitude toward African-Americans, who in turn rewarded the Democratic Party’s candidates with almost unanimous support.

However, as the decades wore on and African-Americans had greater opportunities open up to them many of them began making up their own minds about what political attitudes they would embrace and what political candidates they would support. This did not sit well with the Democratic Party’s power brokers. Continue reading

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TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT 3D POSTER (1987)

FILMVreducedRegular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are familiar with my fondness for Movie Host shows of the past and my EXCLUSIVE interview with Randy Clower of the mid-1980s program The Texas 27 Film Vault has proven to be a very popular item on this blog.

Randy and his cohost Richard Malmos, playing machine gun- packing Film Vault Technicians First Class, would show and mock bad and campy films from decades ago and were a huge hit when they were on the air. I feel they get neglected in this age of renewed interest in older Movie Host programs. 

The poster also sports features from some of the most popular bad movies Randy and Richard dissected on the program – features like flying brains from the movie Fiend Without A Face, a prop from the Bela Lugosi bomb Devil Bat, Hitler’s disembodied head from the enjoyably awful movie They Saved Hitler’s Brain, an invader from Earth vs the Flying Saucers and much more! Put on your 3D glasses and you can spot all of the hidden items including elements from Gorilla at Large, Just Imagine,  Frontier Marshal, the 1961 film The Mask and other T27FV fan favorites. Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER 11th: AMERICAN LIBERALS THINK ALL “AUTHENTIC” MUSLIMS HATE THE WEST

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Democrats: Muslims who don’t hate the Western World are useless to us!

The close-minded people who pretend to be American Liberals love to act like they’re “defending Muslims” by objecting to the marking of 9-11. In their eyes ONLY Muslims who hate the West are “authentic.” 

You’ll never see self-adoring, virtue-signalling Leftist demagogues doing photo ops with Muslims who came to America to GET AWAY from the suffocating oppression of the Muslim World and the endless wars which Muslim groups have been waging against each other for over a thousand years.

Muslims are the new toys of the pompous, condescending Liberals (more like fascists) of the Western World. The ONLY Muslims who are useful to them are Muslims who say that America is “Islamophobic” (Oh, NO WONDER they want to come here in such large numbers and no wonder the number of mosques in the U.S. has more than tripled since the 9-11 attacks) or (yaaaawn) racist (Islam is not a race).

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

You will NEVER see the political media giving air-time to Muslims who want to say “The West is not our enemy” or “Actually I find it fascinating to interact with so many non-Muslims. It’s really opened my mind.” and ESPECIALLY not “I came to America so my daughters can have more freedoms and pursue their own dreams.”

The latest worn-out expression from the gutless zombies of American Liberalism or “Libero-fascism” is Western Triumphalism. Any and all Muslims who DON’T hate America or other Western nations get dismissed by the left-wing parties as Western Triumphalists who have “internalized Western Oppression.”

As always with the barely human robots of the political left members of ANY group they decide belongs to them can NOT be “the authentic voices” of that group UNLESS they express hatred of the U.S. and the U.K. etc. Oh, and unless they show mindlesss, unquestioning allegiance to the Democratic Party (U.S.) or Labour Party (U.K.).

Sadly those Muslims who flee the constant conflicts of the Middle East (which has been a war-torn mess ever since Islam entered the picture and destroyed enlightened Arab cultures) are the ones who have to hide from public exposure lest they be targeted by the violent Muslim fanatics. Ironically the Left’s approach mostly hurts the Muslims they pretend to be helping.  

And I repeat the Muslim World has been a mess for OVER A THOUSAND YEARS! They ran the African slave trade before Europeans got around to it. They were a brutal, blood-soaked Colonial Empire even earlier than the European Colonial powers were.

Islam spread through blood and violence like all religions do. Islam expanded from the area of the Arabian Peninsula to subjugate most of Africa, several nations of Europe and also spread eastward as far as the Philippines. Conflict between Islam and the rest of the world did NOT begin with the supreme ass named George W Bush.    Continue reading

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