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February 1, 2016 · 10:08 pm

THE MOST REPULSIVE LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the net that equally criticizes Liberals and Conservatives. Presented for your reading pleasure is a look at the most thoroughly repulsive American Liberals and American Conservatives so far in this still- young century.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

1. MOST REPULSIVE LIBERAL – BARACK OBAMA – Could there be any doubt? This utter failure of a president violates the Constitution and persists in the cheap and worn-out game of blaming his predecessor for everything bad but trying to take credit for anything good.

And if you doubt the part about violating the Constitution just ask the Supreme Court, which TWENTY TIMES has UNANIMOUSLY ruled that Obama did so and invalidated his actions. Little Barry has earned a name as “the piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes” with his weak, inept and crooked performance as president.

In the future I’m sure America will have African American presidents who really are brilliant and capable and all of the things Obama is NOT. For right now this global embarrassment has caused so much damage that even his callous, unthinking and unfeeling worshippers are having a tougher and tougher time trying to make excuses for him. A creepy and fascistic cult of personality is Little Barry’s only strength while his tiresome way of racially profiling all white people shows what kind of a hatemonger he is.  Continue reading →

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January 28, 2016 · 11:07 pm

DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN SWORN IN FROM HIS JAIL CELL

Robert Battle

Robert Battle who possibly DID kill someone but his mindless supporters voted for him anyway.

For overseas readers who don’t understand why so many Americans seethe with contempt for the elected officials who think they’re fit to condescendingly lecture the rest of us, here is just the latest example.

East Chicago Councilman Robert Battle is being sworn in to his office FROM HIS JAIL CELL. Battle is in jail on homicide and drug charges.The story broke BEFORE the election, but political party zealots still elected him. Hilarious! Chicago has a nationwide reputation for political sleaze. My low opinion of Barack Obama began back when he was running for the party nomination and I researched his past.

Little Barry O outdid even Richard Nixon for sliminess and it was apparent early on. In the cesspool of Chicago politics however, Obama bubbled and gurgled his way to the surface. Plus the Chicago crookedness often infects other parts of Illinois, too. Not so long ago BACK TO BACK Illinois Governors wound up in prison.

Mascot with demo and repub heads

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

No, I’m not kidding. The ever-increasing frequency of things like this example are why I never hesitate to label members of the Democratic and Republican Parties as members of rival gangs of white collar criminals. So many of them spend their political careers barely one step ahead of an indictment yet they often have the nerve to look down their noses at their constituents and call them bigots and worse. Continue reading →

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January 5, 2016 · 2:32 am

CLINTON CAMPAIGN ACKNOWLEDGES THE DAMAGE OBAMA HAS DONE

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

OBAMA: High office is about personal gain, not caring about the working class!

The Hillary Clinton campaign has acknowledged the damage Barack Obama’s policies have done to the middle class and promised that a Hillary presidency would be about restoring that beleaguered middle class.

Uh. Yeah. Until two minutes after the election, at which point the Democratic Party will return to its never-ending attacks on the middle class as a bunch of “haters”, “racists” and “Islamophobes.”  

Why would any person who works for a living vote for either the Democrats or Republicans?    Continue reading →

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January 4, 2016 · 1:30 am

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Read some history books so they can learn that most other countries have been guilty of AT LEAST as much repulsive behavior as the Western Democracies have.

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December 20, 2015 · 10:47 pm

MUSLIM ATROCITY ROUNDUP: DECEMBER

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

Islam is the most homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant religion in the world at this particular point in history. Here’s just a few of December’s lives lost in the name of this blood-soaked religion founded by a crazed child rapist named Muhammad.  

December 2nd: San Bernardino, CA – Muslims killed 14 of their coworkers and wounded 21 others. 

December 3rd: Jaar, Yemen – Muslim fanatics do a hit and run attack killing 15 innocent people.  

December 4th: Sanaa, Yemen – The Yemeni branch of the global Muslim Murder Machine released a video of their members strapping 6 innocent people to a boat, then detonating it to kill all of them. 

December 5th: Koulfoua, Chad – Muslim suicide bombers kill 27 innocent people and wound 80 others at a marketplace.  Continue reading →

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January 1, 2015 · 8:49 pm

NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS FOR LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

"I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet."

“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”

Happy New Year from Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups of shrill children.

* LIBERALS *

* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.

* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.

* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.

* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.

* Realize that as long as they pretend Al “Tawana Brawley scandal” Sharpton should be taken seriously they are encouraging the racism and bigotry that he embodies.

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October 3, 2012 · 9:32 pm

MOCK DEFINITIONS OF LIBERAL AND CONSERVATIVE TERMS

“If I get reelected I want YOUR take-home pay to be reduced so drastically that you have trouble making ends meet while my cronies and I remain rich from plundering the public treasury! Sucks to be YOU losers!”

Welcome back to the favorite site of Independent Voters, Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from an America where every single news outlet slants its coverage in order to pander to either Liberals or Conservatives. Tonight is this year’s first presidential debate between the usual partisan fools the Democratic and Republican Parties always inflict on the voters. Needless to say, both of them are rich and are children of privilege who have nothing in common with the rest of us. 

As a public service to the rest of us Balladeer’s Blog presents a handy guide to the political terms most frequently used by Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics and what those terms REALLY mean. Here they are, in no particular order: 

BARACK OBAMA – An Continue reading →

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September 4, 2012 · 8:52 pm

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND FANATICISM

” My plan to drastically reduce the take-home pay of those few Americans who, despite my incompetence, still have jobs will SURELY repair the damage I’ve done to the economy!”

 Welcome back to the favorite place of Independent Voters, Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the internet that is truly non-partisan in its criticism of the shrill children called Liberals and Conservatives. Last time around I examined how the unconstitutional monopoly that the Democratic and Republican parties hold on the American political system results in all our presidents being inept fools like Barack Obama and George W Bush.

Trust me, all of us would LOVE to vote for better people but the Democrats and Republicans refuse to nominate anyone who doesn’t play the same tired partisan game.

Because of my frequent references to the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics continue to tear the country apart I sometimes get emails from them asking me how I define the word “fanatic”. I’m always delighted when Liberals can tear themselves away from trite racebaiting and Conservatives can tear themselves away from their Bibles long enough to send me a few hate-filled missives so I’ll be happy to clarify my definition of the word.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A LIBERAL OR CONSERVATIVE FANATIC IF …

… You actually think people who mindlessly agree with your political views are “the good guys” and all the people who don’t are “the bad guys.”

… You’ve deluded yourself into thinking that any facts that don’t fit your political prejudices are  propoganda spread by Fox News Channel and talk radio (Liberal fanatics) or spread by the Liberal media (Conservative fanatics) .

… You avoid any Continue reading →

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