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CHARLEMAGNE: ASTOLPHO IN ETHIOPIA

These are the legends about Charlemagne and his Paladins, not the actual history, so there will be dragons, monsters and magic. FOR MY FIRST CHAPTER ON CHARLEMAGNE’S PALADINS CLICK HERE.

ASTOLPHO IN ETHIOPIA – When we left Charlemagne’s Paladin Astolpho, he had just vanquished the evil sorcerer Atlantes, then freed all of the captives in his invisible castle. Among those captives was the great Roland, the Emperor’s nephew and most accomplished warrior.

Bradamante, the female Paladin in white armor, had also been among Atlantes’ prisoners and Astolpho reunited her with her true love Ruggiero. The loving couple rode off to secure her father’s consent for them to be wed, and Roland rode off to link up with Charlemagne’s main body of troops.

Astolpho, with his horse Rabican being used by Bradamante and her man, had been lent the use of Ruggiero’s winged hippogriff. Like Roland, he wanted to reach the Emperor’s main army clashing with the Muslim invaders from colonized Spain and North Africa. Continue reading

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A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2015)

Balladeer’s Blog’s Sixteenth Annual Christmas Carol-a-Thon continues with this review!

Colin Baker Christmas CarolA CHRISTMAS CAROL (2015) – This 59-minute rendition of the Dickens Yuletide classic is often referred to as “the Colin Baker version.” Too bad Baker can’t sue somebody over that, since he had nothing to do with this laughable production beyond portraying Charles Dickens and narrating the story.

CHARLES WHO? – Colin “Doctor Who” Baker plays a Charles Dickens serving as the story’s narrator … and misquoting much of his own work since this is one of those versions where the filmmakers feel they can “improve” on what Dickens wrote.

It’s one thing to try to colloquialize the Victorian prose which some viewers find challenging but it’s something else again to insert bland nothings in place of the original dialogue. Dickens’ exchanges often flow smoothly, with one character’s line perfectly setting up another character’s response. Here we have conversations as boring and unmemorable as those in real life. (That’s not a compliment.)  

Baker is introduced in a clever (I’m being charitable) bit of business in which his image is as fuzzy as an old silent movie and he sounds tinny, like in Thomas Edison’s oldest recordings. I guess it’s done to capture an “old-timey” feel but the novel came in 1843, long before even such primitive recording equipment was available.

masc chair and bottleSoon the image improves to conventional standards (well, sort of) and the sound improves to 1950s television levels. Unfortunately, this is a 2015 production, not a 1950s presentation, and the weak, amateurish sound work will plague this Carol the rest of the way.

Colin Baker is the best part of this production and his effortless charm and captivating delivery make it clear how badly the other players lack the acting ability and the strong voices needed to be effective in their roles.

ANTHONY D.P. MANN – Mann IS Tim Conway’s Mr Tudbole as Ebenezer Scrooge! Well, without the moustache. Mann has a history of placing himself in the starring roles of his productions and never fails to put me in mind of Conway. Continue reading

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BEST OF JULY 2025

Balladeer’s Blog’s annual end of year retrospective continues with this look at July’s best.

RICHARD DENNING’S PSYCHOTRONIC MOVIES – Before he was the governor on Hawaii Five-O, Richard Denning appeared in several campy sci-fi movies in the 1940s and 1950s. ** Those included Target Earth, about alien androids invading Chicago; Unknown Island, about “modern” people finding an island populated by dinosaurs; Creature with the Atom Brain, about atomic-powered zombie gangsters; Day the World Ended, about post-nuke survivors fighting a monster; The Black Scorpion, about two giant scorpions on the loose, and the iconic Creature from the Black Lagoon. They’re all HERE

COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM: MESALANDS COLLEGE – Click HERE

THE DOUBLE DAGGERS (1877) – The second Dime Novel about the fictional masked Old West outlaw and champion of the underdog – Deadwood Dick. This time he and his Nighthawks face a traitor within and defeat a new set of villains. Plus, our hero falls in love and gets married in the finale! Click HERE

FIVE LOST OUTLAW TREASURES OF THE OLD WEST – I examined what is known about lost plunder from Old West outlaws, including Henry Seymour’s haul of gold coins, the silver and gold buried by the Musgrove Gang, & the Ellis Payroll Robbery proceeds. Click HERE.

THE PENOBSCOT CAMPAIGN FROM THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR – The massive 1779 American effort to drive the British out of the area of Maine that they had seized and renamed New Ireland. Click HERE

ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION – Story of the Second Traveler (1879) about an island where gold is as plentiful as grass, the foodstuffs alter human anatomy, there are birds large enough to ride and three-eyed humanoids with tails. Click HERE.   A Voyage to the World in the Center of the Earth (1755) about an advanced human civilization deep in the Earth HERE.   

FORGOTTEN TELEVISION – Stagecoach West (1960) starring Wayne Rogers as a gunslinging stagecoach driver who has adventures HERE.   Cimarron Strip (1967) starring Stuart Whitman as a U.S. Marshal in the Old West HERE. Decision (1958), an anthology series about people in dangerous situations HERE. And Casey Jones (1957) with Alan Hale playing the legendary train engineer during the 1890s HERE

THE NEGLECTED RAILROAD WAR OF 1878-1880 – Real life conflict involving Railroad Barons plus several gunslingers like Doc Holliday, Texas Ben Thompson, Prairie Dog Morrow, Bat Masterson and more HERE. Continue reading

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NEWS ROUNDUP FOR DECEMBER TWENTY-SECOND

Here’s a Monday current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

NINE MORE MAJOR DRUG COMPANIES JOIN PRESIDENT TRUMP’S COALITION THAT’S LOWERING PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICES FOR AMERICANS. DR. MEHMET OZ ELABORATES.

REAL INCOMES RISING UNDER TRUMP’S POLICIES. Best president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime. 

DEMOCRATS REMAIN AT RECORD LOW EIGHTEEN PERCENT APPROVAL RATING IN QUINNIPIAC POLL. More HERE. CNN’s Enten HERE

EPSTEIN FILES: BILL CLINTON AND OTHERS CONTINUE TO BE EXPOSED. More HERE.

VESPA ON DEMOCRAT DESPERATION REGARDING THE FILES.

ANOTHER DEMOCRAT ANTI-TRUMP CONSPIRACY GOES DOWN IN FLAMES

BYRON YORK HELPS DISMANTLE IT.

HARVARD-HARRIS POLL: SIXTY PERCENT BELIEVE DEMOCRATS SHOULD STOP AUTOMATICALLY OPPOSING EVERYTHING PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES AND SHOULD WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. Now if only Democrats cared what the public wants.

INFLATION CONTINUES TO FALL UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S POLICIES.

GEORGIA COUNTY NOW ADMITS TO ILLEGALLY COUNTING ROUGHLY THREE HUNDRED FIFTEEN THOUSAND BALLOTS THAT WERE NOT PROPERLY VERIFIED IN 2020 ELECTION. More HERE. And HERE. I will point out again that the 2020 presidential election was at least as corrupt and tainted as the 1876 and 2000 elections were. Continue reading

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RICH LITTLE’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1979)

Christmas Carol-a-Thon 2025 continues here at Balladeer’s Blog with this comedic version from 1979.

Rich Little's Christmas CarolRICH LITTLE’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1979) – Balladeer’s Blog’s SIXTEENTH annual Christmas Carol-A-Thon continues! If you’re into celebrity trivia from the 1970s and earlier Rich Little’s Christmas Carol will have you laughing from start to finish over all the sly jokes and riffs that abound in this Canadian- made special. For those unfamiliar with Little, in the 60s, 70s and 80s he was a first- class celebrity impressionist.

The Canadian comic’s first venture into using the voices and personae of iconic celebrities as characters in the Charles Dickens classic began in the 1960s. Part of Rich’s stand-up act was a several minute sendup of A Christmas Carol with John Wayne, Jack Benny and other figures playing roles in the famous story. In 1963 he released it as a comedy album titled Scrooge and the Stars, reviewed previously here.

In 1979 Little expanded the story into an hour-long television special in which, through the aid of trick photography, costumes and makeup, he impersonated all of the entertainment legends that he worked into the Yuletide epic. Here is a rundown of the celebrities that Rich Little appeared as in this enjoyable Christmas special:

For the central role of Ebenezer Scrooge Little impersonated W.C. Fields, the whiskey- soaked and curmudgeonly comedian whose misanthropic humor made his persona perfect for the role. Little impersonated Hollywood Squares mainstay Paul “The JM J Bullock of his time” Lynde in the role of Bob Cratchit and long-time Tonight Show host Johnny Carson as the cheerful and charming Nephew Fred. Rich did a turn as Laurel and Hardy as the Charity Solicitors to round out the “cast” for the opening scene at Scrooge and Marley’s. Continue reading

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NAIA AND NCAA DIVISION TWO CHAMPS CROWNED – AND DIV THREE SEMIFINALS

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NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – The defending champs – the GRAND VIEW UNIVERSITY VIKINGS – took on the KEISER UNIVERSITY SEAHAWKS for the NAIA title. The Seahawks led 3-0 to end the 1st Quarter, but by Halftime Grand View University was on top 13-3.

Keiser University knotted things up at 13-13 in the 3rd Quarter, only for the Vikings to pull away in the 4th for a 22-16 victory. Continue reading

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THE HUMAN FLY: HIS 1977-1979 SERIES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post here on Balladeer’s Blog looks at Marvel’s series The Human Fly. This figure encountered Spider-Man, Ghost Rider, Daredevil and others.

THE HUMAN FLY

Secret Identity: Rick Rojatt

First Appearance: Human Fly Vol 1 #1 (Sep 1977)

NOTE: The Human Fly was an embellished version of the real-life Rick Rojatt, a Canadian stuntman and daredevil in the mold of Evel Knievel. This comic book series presented Rojatt as his celebrity daredevil self the Human Fly. As in the fictional exploits of costumed Mexican wrestling heroes like El Santo, Blue Demon, Neutron and others, this costumed figure fought crime and other menaces in addition to performing in his capacity as a daredevil.

Origin: Rick Rojatt was given a fictional origin story for this Marvel Comics series. He was a young man who was severely injured in a car crash that killed his wife and children. After much reconstructive surgery, roughly 60% of Rojatt’s bone structure was replaced with lightweight steel.

That made Rick able to endure levels of punishment that would kill normal human beings. Though he was warned he might never walk again, Rojatt applied himself to the point where he not only walked but had greater agility and stamina than professional athletes. He donned a costume like Evel Knievel and became a celebrity stunt man and daredevil, thus making a fortune as well as engaging in heroics when needed.  Continue reading

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BEST OF JUNE 2025

I’m continuing my annual end of year retrospective with this look at June’s best.

NATIONAL VCR DAY – I marked the day with this blog post reviewing 8 films from several genres and all released on video during the 1980s heyday of VCRs. Click HERE.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR: NEGLECTED BATTLES FROM MARCH AND APRIL 1777 – March: Overlooked battles in New York and New Jersey HERE.  April: Overlooked battles in Connecticut, New Jersey and off the coasts of Delaware and South Carolina. Click HERE.

COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM – Texas Southmost College HERE.

FORGOTTEN TELEVISION – Paris (1979-1980) – James Earl Jones starred in Steven Bochco’s show about police detective Woody Paris HEREThe Witness (1960-1961) – Dramatized versions of how trials might have gone against figures like John Dillinger, Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Mayor Jimmy Walker and more HERE.   The Devlin Connection (1982) – Rock Hudson plays a detective who works as a private investigator alongside his long-lost son Jack Scalia HERE.

COOL NAMED SPORTS TEAM – Truckee Meadows Community College HERE

DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS, JR.’s SWASHBUCKLER FILMS – The son of THE swashbuckler from Silent Movies appeared in several of his own, like The Corsican Brothers, Sinbad the Sailor, The Fighting O’Flynn and more. I reviewed all of them HERE.

ANCIENT GREEK COMEDIES – My reviews of the fragmentary remains of ancient Greek comedies from hundreds of years B.C. Plays like Poleis HERE, Callipides HERE, and Cothurnus HERE.

D-DAY AND OTHER HISTORICAL EVENTS FROM JUNE SIXTH – I looked at that date’s events from various wars, scientific progress, disasters like fires and much, much more. Click HERE.   Continue reading

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A CHRISTMAS CAROL: A GHOST STORY (2022)

Balladeer’s Blog’s Sixteenth Annual Christmas Carol-a-Thon continues with this review of a VERY underappreciated adaptation of the Dickens classic.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL: A GHOST STORY (2022) – Let me state right at the beginning that this version of the Carol has jumped into my Top 10 favorites, yet astonishingly as of this writing there are NO user or critic reviews of the production at IMDb.

This presentation joins the many filmed stage performances of A Christmas Carol but towers over most of them. The iconic Mark Gatiss wrote the adaptation and Adam Penford directed.

To encourage as many people as possible to watch this Carol I will emphasis just once, here at the beginning, that this production truly has nearly universal appeal. I repeat, below will be the only time I cover this aspect of the work in my review, but it’s necessary here in 2025. Continue reading

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NJCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPS CROWNED

NJCAA DIVISION ONE

NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – This year’s title tilt featured the 2023 champions – the IOWA WESTERN COLLEGE REIVERS – against the 2024 champions – the HUTCHINSON COLLEGE BLUE DRAGONS. 

The Blue Dragons, who came into last night’s game undefeated, seized a 10-0 lead in the 1st Quarter but the one-loss (to Hutch) Iowa Western College went on top 14-10 by Halftime. That became a 21-10 advantage to end the 3rd Quarter and the 4th ended in a 28-10 Reivers victory.  Continue reading

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