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August 30, 2010 · 10:35 pm

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL JUDGEMENTAL FOOLS

"Under Obamacare I want YOUR take-home pay to be reduced to the point where you have trouble making ends meet!"

“Under Obamacare I want YOUR take-home pay to be reduced to the point where you have trouble making ends meet!”

One thing that is incredibly hilarious about Liberals and Conservatives is the way in which they are all THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF JACKASSES!

Liberals like to pretend they are “non-judgemental people” but anyone who has ever spent 15 minutes or more around Liberals knows they are AT LEAST as judgemental as the worst Conservative religious fanatics. American Liberals are pretentious asses who think they are Continue reading →

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August 28, 2010 · 1:04 am

BAD MOVIE: BLOOD FREAK (1972)

Blood FreakBLOOD FREAK (1972) – Category: A neglected bad movie classic that deserves a Plan 9-sized cult following      This film is so comparatively well-known that I considered not including it, but it’s one of my all-time favorites so I’ll include it but just keep the entry short. The lead character in this movie is a biker named Herschell. It’s possible his motorcycle is called Shlomo but I don’t have a second source on that. (Sorry, I was channeling an old Borscht Belt comedian again) No, the director Brad Grinter admits he named the character after  legendary splatter film genius Herschell Gordon Lewis. 

Herschell gets a job at a turkey farm and at one point eats a turkey (and when I say “eats a turkey” I mean he literally just sits down with a knife, a fork and a whole cooked turkey and wolfs it all down)  treated with experimental chemicals by two mad scientists and … he turns into a man-sized turkey monster with an addiction to human blood.

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August 22, 2010 · 12:42 am

BAD MOVIE: THE CONFESSIONAL (1976)

ConfessionalTHE CONFESSIONAL (1976) – Category: The 70′s version of camp, with a premise and plot elements that would have been banned in previous decades              This outrageous and over-the-top tale from the cinematic netherworld is about a crazed, mass-murdering priest. When he listens to his parishioners confessing their sins to him in the confessional booth he decides some of them are so evil they deserve to die for their sins. 

Our protagonist commits his murders by strangling people with Rosaries, by Continue reading →

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July 27, 2010 · 12:25 am

BAD MOVIE PAGE: THE BABY (1973)

The Baby 1973THE BABY (1973) – Category: The 70′s version of camp, with a premise and plot elements that would have been banned in previous decades.      

It’s hard to believe Ted Post was involved with this strange movie. It was considered very weird and kinky even in the 1970′s when it came out, and that was long before the internet made the entire world aware of the infantilism fetish that this film reeks of!

“Baby” himself redefines the expression “arrested development”, since he’s a full-grown adult who crawls around in a diaper (which needs changing occassionally – EEEWWWW), sleeps in a big crib, eats baby food and doesn’t speak. And by the way, it’s a horror film! 

His creepy mother and Continue reading →

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