Tag Archives: Balladeer’s Blog

MWINDO: EPIC MYTH OF AFRICA PART THREE

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of this epic myth of the Nyanga people.

PART THREE

Nyanga mask

Nyanga mask

One day six of Chief Shemwindo’s seven wives gave birth. Their babies were female, thus saving the child from the villainous chief’s threat to kill any male child. Only the preferred wife remained pregnant and as her pregnancy dragged on she became the object of hushed whispers and ridicule from the Tubondo villagers.  

One morning the preferred wife woke up and was prepared to go fetch her firewood when she noticed an entire pile of it was already waiting for her inside her hut. She was puzzled by this but did not yet know that Mwindo -her unborn, semidivine male child – had slipped out through her vagina while she slept, gathered the firewood and climbed back into her uterus before she woke up. Continue reading →

10 Comments

Filed under Mythology

AMERICAN KAIJU: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VS THE SIXTOPUS

SixtopusEpisode Four  of cult director Eddie Wozniak’s hot new cable show airs tonight. This time around Glenn Manning, the Amazing Colossal Man, is summoned from his Area 51 home to save San Francisco from a gigantic six-tentacled sea creature called the Sixtopus (sic). This sea-beast first appeared in the film It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955).  Continue reading →

50 Comments

Filed under Fantastic Movie Reviews

MWINDO: EPIC MYTH OF AFRICA PART TWO

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of this epic myth of the Nyanga people.

PART TWO

Nyanga territoryMukiti the serpent god of the river reached the village of Tubondo, ruled by Shemwindo, father of the yet-unborn Mwindo. Mukiti arrived in his human form and Shemwindo extended a formal greeting to his relative (as is often the case all around the world the Nyanga people believed their rulers to be descended from the gods and therefore family members of those gods). Per Nyanga tradition no business would be discussed until the arriving guest had rested and eaten so Chief Shemwindo had Mukiti put up in an icumbi (guest house).

After a period of rest and a twilight meal Mukiti made plain to Shemwindo that he desired the chief’s sister Iyangura as a wife. Again, per tradition, Shemwindo, as the male guardian of the prospective bride, told the suitor Mukiti that the formal answer would be given the next day. However, Shemwindo gave Mukiti the gift of a rare black goat as an unofficial sign that his request would be granted.   

The next morning Mukiti made himself “as clean as a snail’s anus” to use a Nyangan idiomatic expression, and dressed extravagantly including a belt made of bongo antelope. Shemwindo and his sister Iyangura likewise dressed in their finest and Shemwindo went forth to greet the river deity. Shemwindo summoned all the royalty of the village, including his seven wives, all pregnant and all still living under his threat of death if any of them gave birth to a boy.  Continue reading →

22 Comments

Filed under LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

THE GOLDEN BAT (1966) JAPANESE CULT FILM

The Golden Bat: the ugliest superhero in the world.

The Golden Bat: the ugliest superhero in the world.

THE GOLDEN BAT (1966) – Ogon Batto is the name of this film in its native Japan. The movie was based on the title character, Japan’s very first comic book superhero who debuted in 1930. That 1930 date puts him years before Superman and Batman in the west!  

At any rate for the 1966 movie Japan’s perennial action star Sonny Chiba played the leader of a group of science-oriented commandos in what looked like aluminum foil suits. Chiba and his gang have fancy aircraft like England’s Thunderbirds and their debut mission finds them trying to save the Earth from collision with a rogue planet called Icarus.

Chiba’s outfit has constructed a giant laser cannon to destroy Icarus before it can reach our planet. Trouble is it needs a final component to be found only on a lost island. When Sonny Chiba’s Mighty Aluminum Foil Power Rangers explore the ancient city on that island they uncover the tomb of … the Golden Bat! Continue reading →

2 Comments

Filed under Bad and weird movies, Superheroes

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

Whitewater Warhawks helmet newNCAA D3 – 1. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT WHITEWATER WARHAWKS (Defending Champions)     ###      2. UNIVERSITY OF MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS     ###      3. UNIVERSITY OF MARY HARDIN- BAYLOR CRUSADERS     ###      4. SAINT JOHN’S UNIVERSITY JOHNNIES     ###      5. LINFIELD COLLEGE WILDCATS     ###       Continue reading →

2 Comments

Filed under college football

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 19th

* HEADLINES *

Robert Morris (IL)NUMBER ONE TAKES A FALL – Yesterday the NAIA’s 11th ranked ROBERT MORRIS (IL) EAGLES hosted the number one team in the nation – the  MARIAN UNIVERSITY KNIGHTS. The undefeated Eagles trailed the Knights 7-0 in the 1st Quarter and 14-10 at Halftime before seizing a 17-14 edge in the 3rd Quarter. In the 4th Robert Morris U outscored Marian 13-7 for a 30-21 upset triumph. Eagles Quarterback Kanyatte Allen had 2 Touchdowns through the air and 1 on the ground in the win.

Chowan HawksNCCAA OVER NCAA – The NCCAA’s CHOWAN  UNIVERSITY HAWKS were on the road against NCAA Division ONE’s Delaware State Hornets. The Hawks made an early statement by ending the opening Quarter with a 14-0 lead. That was cut to a 21-14 advantage over the Hornets by the break and 31-17 as the 3rd Quarter drew to a close. In the 4th Chowan University withstood a frantic Delaware State rally to win the game 31-30! This was the Hawks’ first ever win over a D1 foe.  Continue reading →

18 Comments

Filed under college football

MWINDO: EPIC MYTH OF AFRICA

Balladeer’s Blog begins a new serialized feature – the neglected epic myth of the Nyanga people of Africa.

PART ONE

MwindoMwindo is yet another semi-divine hero from global mythology. This epic will explore his unusual birth, his heroic deeds and victories over various monsters and hostile gods.

Many of the myths from Africa survived mostly in oral form until comparatively recent decades, so there are even more variations of African epics than readers may be used to. To cite just one example: Mwindo himself is usually referred to by the epithet Kabutwa-kenda, “the little one just born yet walking”. However there are a few versions of the myth in which Mwindo and Kabutwa-kenda are TWO SEPARATE FIGURES and are half-brothers. Continue reading →

25 Comments

Filed under Mythology

AMERICAN KAIJU: THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN VS THE BLACK SCORPION

The 6o ft tall Glenn Manning aka The Amazing Colossal Man!

The 6o ft tall Amazing Colossal Man!

Episode Three of the hottest new cable show in the land airs tonight. Cult director Eddie Wozniak’s American Kaiju series continues its salute to the style of 1950s “big monster” films from America combined with the style of Japanese Kaiju films. 

This time around the gigantic scorpion from the movie The Black Scorpion emerges from an erupting volcano in Mexico. As such creatures do it goes on a rampage, killing hundreds and causing millions of dollars in damage in and around Mexico City.

The giant Black Scorpion plays chicken with a train.

The giant Black Scorpion plays chicken with a train.

The Mexican government begs the American government to send their special giant-sized operative the Colossal Man from his Area 51 home down to help them. Uncle Sam agrees, sending good old Glenn Manning down to battle the huge black scorpion. Continue reading →

4 Comments

Filed under Fantastic Movie Reviews

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 17th

Fairmont StateTHE FRACAS IN FAIRMONT – The FAIRMONT STATE FIGHTING FALCONS hosted the WEST LIBERTY STATE HILLTOPPERS last night. The Fighting Falcons led most of the game, holding a 14-7 lead in the 1st Quarter, a 14-13 edge at Halftime and a 21-20 advantage to end the 3rd. In the 4th Quarter the Hilltoppers seized the lead and Fairmont State needed a Touchdown run by RB Austin White to win the game 36-30 with mere seconds to play. QB Cooper Hibbs had 2 TD’s on 187 yds passing. Continue reading →

2 Comments

Filed under college football

BAYBAYAN: PHILIPPINE EPIC MYTH – THE CONCLUSION

Balladeer’s Blog concludes its examination of this epic myth of the Bukidnon people of the Philippines.

PART EIGHT

Bukidnon mapAlisngaran, the favorite disciple of Baybayan, stood beside the woman he loved and continued wielding his kampilan sword against the trio of attacking giants. Whenever his kampilan – so heavy no other mortal man could lift it – sliced off the head or one of the limbs of the giants the other two would intensify their attack until the head or limb of the third could grow back. 

Meanwhile, on board the flying ship the Salimbal the demigod Baybayan, whose divine senses could see what was transpiring back on the Earth, again caused a mental image of himself to appear to Alisngaran and his beloved. (The names of many of the women in Philippine myths are unknown because their “holy men” considered the names too sacred to share with outsiders.) 

Baybayan pleaded with his favorite follower to abandon his battle with the giants and join the rest of his hundreds of surviving disciples on the trip to Skyland, the home of the gods. Alisngaran complied, grabbing his woman with one arm as Baybayan tried levitating the couple upward toward the faraway Salimbal. The weight of Alisngaran’s mighty kampilan prevented the pair from rising very far, however. Continue reading →

12 Comments

Filed under Mythology