THE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS: ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

StrandTHE QUEER SIDE OF THINGS (1890s) – Written by James Frank Sullivan.  Straight from the Gay Nineties, it’s a selection of Sullivan’s contributions to the Strand magazine’s short fiction column The Queer Side of Things.

So, before we all find ourselves on Queer Street just because some Dick wants to arrest us for seeming as queer as a clockwork orange, here’s a snatch of J.F.’s work from The Queer Side of Things column. 

OLD PROFESSOR WILLETT (December 1892) – Professor Willett announces to his family that his latest invention is going to make all of them rich but refuses to elaborate. Willett disappears after a few days without revealing any more details.

Foul play is suspected and the story’s narrator investigates. It turns out the Professor had devised a highly advanced explosive made from natural fibers. The explosive goes off with no sound and is so rapid its victims seem to simply vanish.

Willett was the first to go during an accident with his invention. Other family members have been perishing/ vanishing, too and the narrator is desperate to save his fiancée – one of the Professor’s daughters – from meeting the same fate.

SPOILER: He is too late and in despair lets himself die from the super-explosive, too.   

THE DWINDLING HOUR (January 1893) – Pre-Einsteinian look at Relativity. A relic in the form of a water clock made from rare stone around 5000 B.C. gets passed down from civilization to civilization. Odd changes in the size of the water hole in the bowl of the water clock seem harmless at first but eventually are understood to be ominous.  Continue reading →

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D2 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF TEAMS FOR 2017

Twenty-Eight teams make the playoffs in Division Two. There are four Super Regions with seven teams each, and the top seeds in each Super Region have a Bye in Round One.

IUP Crimson HawksONE SEEDS – Super Region 1 – INDIANA UNIVERSITY IN PENNSYLVANIA CRIMSON HAWKS   ###   Super Region 2 – UNIVERSITY OF WEST ALABAMA TIGERS   ###    Super Region 3 – FORT HAYS STATE TIGERS   ###    Super Region 4 – CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY WILDCATS 

Matchups for Saturday:

SUPER REGION ONE

Assumption Greyhounds helmet(3) ASSUMPTION COLLEGE GREYHOUNDS

Affiliation: Northeast Ten Conference

Will host the …

Cal PA(6) CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA VULCANS

Affiliation: Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference

Kickoff Time: 1:00PM ET Continue reading →

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KERI SMITH: ANOTHER LIBERAL DRIVEN AWAY BY THE LEFT’S INTOLERANCE

Camille Paglia QuoteHere at Balladeer’s Blog I’ve written plenty about how disgusted I became with the way that American Liberalism (really “illiberalism”) has devolved into a faith-based belief system as irrational as any other religion. So for a change of pace I’m once again linking to an article by another disillusioned figure expressing such sentiments.

The link is below but first some quotes:

“On leaving the SJW cult and finding myself I’ve been undergoing a pretty significant change in the way I interpret the world and how to ‘be’ in it.”

“I see increasing numbers of so-called liberals cheering censorship and defending violence as a response to speech. I see seemingly reasonable people wishing death on others and laughing at escalating suicide and addiction rates of the white working class.

Holocaust survivor on fascism“I see liberal think pieces written in opposition to expressing empathy or civility in interactions with those with whom we disagree. I see Trump voters written off as “nazis” who are okay to target with physical violence. I see concepts like equality and justice being used as a mask for resentful, murderous rage.

“How easy is it for ordinary humans to commit atrocious acts? History teaches us it’s pretty damn easy when you are blinded to your own hypocrisy. When you believe you are morally superior, when you have dehumanized those you disagree with, you can justify almost anything. In a particularly vocal part of the left, justification for dehumanizing and committing violence against those on the right has already begun.

“Since shedding the prison of my former ideology, I have a renewed passion for reading, a newfound interest in philosophy, psychology, history and spirituality. Instead of trying to fix others, these days I try to focus on improving myself …” Continue reading →

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PEARL JAM: CORDUROY

Balladeer’s Blog’s “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead” segment strikes again with this shoutout to Pearl Jam and Corduroy.  

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2017’s NAIA COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF TEAMS

The post-season in the Divisions covered here at Balladeer’s Blog begins this Saturday. Here are the 16 teams from the NAIA. 

GAME ONE

St Francis (IN)(1) UNIVERSITY OF SAINT FRANCIS (IN) COUGARS

(Defending Champions & Champions of the MSFA-Mideast League)

Will host the … 

Benedictine Ravens(16) BENEDICTINE COLLEGE RAVENS

(At-Large Playoff Berth Number Four)

Kickoff Time: Noon ET

GAME TWO

Reinhardt U Eagles helmet(2) REINHARDT UNIVERSITY EAGLES

(Mid-South Conference Champions – Appalachian Division)

Will host the …

Concordia_MI(15) CONCORDIA (MI) CARDINALS

(At-Large Playoff Berth Number Three)

Kickoff Time: 12:30PM ET

GAME THREE Continue reading →

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THE MANIPULATORS (1970): FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

marcstrange 0001THE MANIPULATORS (1970) – The words “gritty” and “streetwise” seem never to be used when describing vintage television programs from Canada but they certainly apply to The Manipulators (Originally the title was to be The Clients).

If you enjoyed underrated Canadian shows like The Beachcombers or Police Surgeon you might like The Manipulators, an hour-long dramatic series about parole officers and the men and women they were responsible for. Compared to 21st Century television, which seems infested with law enforcement procedural shows 24/7, this program would have seemed much less derivative for early 70s viewers.    Continue reading →

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MOCK HEADLINES: THE RETURN

Mascot with demo and repub headsIt’s been a while since Balladeer’s Blog has done some Mock Headlines but with Halloween and Veterans Day behind us here we go.

DONNA BRAZILLE CONTINUES TO PLAY SAMMY THE BULL GRAVANO TO HILLARY’S JOHN GOTTI

JARED KUSHNER TRIES TO COUNTER BRAZILLE BY BEING THE FREDO CORLEONE OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: FAILS EVEN AT THAT

Democrats and Republicans imprisoning votersDEMOCRAT AND REPUBLICAN OFFICE-HOLDERS CONTINUE TO FIGHT DE FACTO THIRD PARTY PRESIDENT TRUMP 

TRUMP-HATERS INSIST HIS MANY TRIUMPHS ARE JUST LULLING US INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

DEMOCRATS VOW TO CONTINUE COMMITTING THE ATROCITIES THEY WILL THEN BLAME ON THE REST OF US

Donald Trump rock starPAUL KRUGMAN STILL OUTRAGED THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS HAD MUCH BETTER-LOOKING WOMEN THAN HE EVER DID

AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY EXPOSED AND CRIPPLED: WORLD REJOICES

INSECURE AND UNINFORMED TROLLS CONTINUE TO HATE TRUMP SUPPORTERS   Continue reading →

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THE MOUSE ON THE MAYFLOWER (1968): FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

Mouse on the Mayflower

From the people who brought you The Titmouse on the Titanic

 

THANKSGIVING IS ALMOST HERE! ONE OF THE GREATEST HOLIDAYS OF THE YEAR!

THE MOUSE ON THE MAYFLOWER (1968) – Country western star Tennessee Ernie Ford narrates and supplies the voice of the title character – a Puritan mouse named Willum – who stows away on the Mayflower during its trip to America.

The little rodent also gets to participate in the very first Thanksgiving celebration with a Native American mouse. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM NOVEMBER 11th

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William Penn StatesmenNUMBER SIX GOES DOWN – With the playoffs beginning next weekend this final Saturday of the Regular Season saw the WILLIAM PENN UNIVERSITY STATESMEN welcome the nation’s 6th ranked GRAND VIEW UNIVERSITY VIKINGS. The Statesmen marked Senior Day in style, knocking off the storied Vikings by an authoritative score of 33-14.    

IUP Crimson HawksEASY AS ONE, TWO, THREE – The top 3 teams in the nation over in D2 prevailed. The (1) INDIANA UNIVERSITY IN PENNSYLVANIA CRIMSON HAWKS logged a 24-7 road smackdown of the WEST CHESTER UNIVERSITY GOLDEN RAMS   ###    Meanwhile the (2) MINNESOTA STATE MAVERICKS survived a 27-24 visit with the (11) UNIVERSITY OF SIOUX FALLS COUGARS   ###    And the (3) ASHLAND EAGLES defeated the SAGINAW VALLEY CARDINALS 31-19.

NNAS_VAUSCAA GAME OF THE WEEK – In the United States Collegiate Athletic Association the NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS (formerly the Shipbuilders) were on the road against the HUDSON VALLEY COLLEGE VIKINGS. A 7-7 Halftime tie became a 21-21 deadlock to end Regulation. In Overtime the Builders won it 28-27 off a missed PAT by the Vikings.   Continue reading →

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ANCIENT SCI-FI FROM RUSSIA: KONSTANTIN TSIOLKOVSKY

itsiolk001p1Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky did real-life work crucial to space-flight and is one of the neglected pioneers of Science Fiction. Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a few of his works.

DREAMS OF EARTH AND SKY (1895) – The opening section of this piece presents the well-worn Hollow Earth with an interior sun storyline. The real treasure is found in the “Dreams of the Sky” portion.

An asteroid in the Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is so large that today it would be called a Dwarf Planet like Ceres. The planetoid is inhabited by ambulatory plant-like humanoids who have wings instead of arms and who live in small versions of greenhouses. 

Dreams of Earth and SkyThese flying plant-people from the Asteroid Belt obtain nourishment through chlorophyll and solar radiation. They also have advanced technology like the harnessing of dismantled asteroids into rings, resulting in lower gravity for manufacturing work.

The beings have even created “space-trains” capable of taking them on interstellar journeys. 

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Konstantin Tsiolkovsky bookOUT OF THE EARTH (1920) – Coincidentally set in the year 2017 A.D. this tale features what readers are told is the first manned flight to the moon, some 48 years AFTER it happened in real life. An international team of tycoons and scientific adventurers are planning to explore the universe, with the moon an obvious first step.

This international fellowship is headquartered in the Himalayas and boasts members from Russia, America, England, France, Germany and Italy. Tsiolkovsky was ballsy enough to use millionaires and industrialists as the story’s heroes despite the disapproval of the (by 1920) Soviet government.     

The fellowship uses a multi-stage rocket propelled by liquid fuel. After perfecting model rockets the group moves on to full-scale spacecraft. The explorers orbit the Earth first, and use space suits for extra-vehicular activities.   Continue reading →

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