THE CHALLENGE (1970) AKA SURROGATE

challenge tvmTHE CHALLENGE aka Surrogate (1970) – This made for tv movie aired in February 1970. The storyline involves a downed satellite that contains American national defense technology. It landed near a fictional Asian nation which is closely allied with Communist China.

The fictional nation’s navy recovered the downed satellite, but the U.S. navy blockaded them and, as this telefilm opens, is preventing the other nation from taking the satellite anywhere. The smaller nation is a client state of Communist China, as stated above, and China intervenes on their behalf.

darren in challengeNeither the U.S. nor Red China want to see this incident escalate into an all-out war, so they agree to a solution. Each side will send one man to a small nearby island. Whichever surrogate manages to kill the other within five days will have “won” the downed satellite for its side.

Yes, that’s a silly premise from a real-world angle, but this first aired in a less cynical time, so the fact that the story is obviously an allegory for proxy conflicts like the Vietnam War was considered daring for the period. Original director Joseph Sargent quit the film over creative differences, and replacement director George McCowan insisted on using the Director’s Guild pseudonym Allen Smithee. Continue reading

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BOOK OF THE DUN COW: PART SIX

Here is Part Six of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the various mythological works in Ireland’s Lebor na hUidre, The Book of the Dun Cow. For Part One click HERE.

cattle raid of cooleyTHE CATTLE RAID OF COOLEY (Tain Bo Cuailgne) – Because this is easily the most well-known tale from Irish Mythology I will be brief and I will also include another section of the Book of the Dun Cow in this same blog post. 

I. In Connacht, as we saw in earlier installments, Queen Maeve lived with King Ailill in Cruachan. A bedroom squabble between the pair involved a comparison of each of their belongings. King Ailill edged out Queen Maeve by his possession of an incredibly fertile (and in some versions immortal) bull called Finnbhennach (white-horned).

        Queen Maeve didn’t like that at all, and resolved to acquire the Donn Cuailnge (brown bull) of the Ulstermen, which creature was said to match Ailill’s bull in magnificence and fertility. 

II. Maeve sent envoys to negotiate with her people’s enemies the Ulstermen in the north, because the owner of the Donn Cuailnge lived among them. Negotiations broke down, so the queen resolved to take the brown bull by force of arms.

cattle raid of cooley againIII. As Queen Maeve and her army approached Ulster, most of the Ulstermen were incapacitated by labor pains, a curse from the goddess Macha that they would be thus afflicted for nine generations whenever Ulster faced peril. The only man of Ulster not affected by the curse was the demigod Cuchulainn, familiar to us from previous installments.

IV. Cuchulainn and his charioteer Laege waged guerilla warfare on the advancing army, slowing them down as best they could. At length, when Cuchulainn intercepted Maeve’s army as they were fording a river, he invoked the Right of Single Combat at Fords. (No, not the Right of Dual Combat at Isthmuses, the Right of Single Combat at Fords.) Continue reading

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MONDAY NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOON ROUNDUP

Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes a brief look at current events:

tax returnsCIVIQS POLL: ONLY TWENTY-TWO PERCENT FEEL BIDEN HAS THE U.S. GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

MICHAEL SHELLENBERGER ON GOVERNMENTS CENSORING ONLINE DISCOURSE.

ELON MUSK DROPS MORE INFO CALLING OUT GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE IN GLOBAL SPEECH.

NORTH KOREAN DEFECTOR YEONMI PARK ON HOW THE BIDEN REGIME IS MAKING THE UNITED STATES AS OPPRESSIVE AS THE REGIME SHE FLED.

FLORIDA DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN HEADED FOR COURT ON FEDERAL CHARGES OF DEFRAUDING CAMPAIGN DONORS.

BIDEN’S 2020 CAMPAIGN EXPOSED FOR ROLE IN THE 51 “INTELLIGENCE EXPERTS” WHO HELPED SQUELCH THE BIDEN SCANDALS REVEALED BY HUNTER’S LAPTOP. The 2020 election was as corrupt as the 1876 and year 2000 presidential elections. 

GREAT PIECE ABOUT DIRTY D.A. ALVIN BRAGG. Continue reading

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THE BIG EASY (1986)

big easyTHE BIG EASY (1986) – An unjustly neglected film starring the one and only Dennis Quaid, who should have been made the new Indiana Jones after The Last Crusade in 1989. The Big Easy is easily one of the most underrated films of the 1980s.

Think of The Big Easy as Cajun-blackened Film Noir, which, of course, makes it colorful and upbeat Film Noir with kickass music. Set in New Orleans (known as the Big Easy for you overseas readers) this hardboiled mystery features Assistant DA Anne Osborne (Ellen Barkin) clashing, bickering, flirting with and falling for Quaid as Lt Remy McSwain. Remy is investigating Wiseguy murders that hint at an impending gangster war while Anne is probing police corruption.  Continue reading

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MARCH 2017

FOR PART ONE OF THIS RETROSPECTIVE (2016) CLICK HERE.

trump targeted by liarsDEMOCRAT ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR SAYS “TRUMP COULD BE THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.”

INDIAN AMERICAN SUPPORTERS OF TRUMP SPEAK OUT ON HIS BEHALF.

MORE FUNNY PARODIES OF ANTI-TRUMP HEADLINES. Six years on, it’s become impossible to parody how deranged such headlines have become.

OBAMA’S FBI REALLY WAS BUGGING TRUMP AFTER ALL. This was just ONE of what would be many more times that de facto Third-Party President Donald Trump was proven right when America’s corrupt political establishment accused him of being wrong about something.

sharyl attkisson smallerSHARYL ATTKISSON’S MARCH 2017 EXPOSURE OF THE FAKENESS AND ROT AT FACEBOOK. We would learn even more in the years ahead about Facebook, Twitter and the rest of Big Tech.

COURAGEOUS LLOYD MARCUS SPEAKS OUT YET AGAIN ABOUT THE SICKNESS OF ANTI-TRUMP FANATICS. Continue reading

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CHARLTON COMICS SUPERHEROES

This weekend’s light-hearted, escapist superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog will look at the Charlton Comics heroes based on how they were BEFORE DC Comics bought them from the defunct company. I will cover more than just the heroes depicted in pastiche form in Watchmen.

charlton yellow jacketYELLOWJACKET

Secret Identity: Vince Harley

First Appearance: Yellowjacket Comics #1 (September 1944)

Origin: Best-selling mystery novelist Vince Harley suffered a home invasion at his mansion home, where he indulged in his longtime passion of raising bees. During the stress of that attempted robbery, Harley’s superpowers manifested as a self-defense mechanism. From then on, he fought crime as the costumed superhero Yellowjacket. 

yellowjacket picPowers: Yellowjacket was a probable mutant with the power of mentally controlling bees. He used his armies of those insects to sting, distract or harass opponents in battle. In addition, this hero was in peak physical condition and excelled at unarmed combat. Continue reading

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BOOK OF THE DUN COW: PART FIVE

Here is Part Five of Balladeer’s Blog’s look at the various mythological works in Ireland’s Lebor na hUidre, The Book of the Dun Cow. For Part One click HERE.

expulsion of the deissiTHE EXPULSION OF THE DEISSI (Tucait innarba na nDessi i mMumain ocus aided Chormaic) – Once believed to be a genuine historical narrative, The Expulsion of the Deissi has long been recognized as yet another case of mere quasi-historical myth-making.

The story deals with the expulsion and wandering of the former vassals called the Deissi, who were actually a loose confederation of people, but this legend elevated them to the status of a dynastic family. Like so many myths in world history, this highly embellished tale served the political purpose of a unifying origin myth, raising the Deissi Muman from defeated wanderers to a temporarily fallen noble dynasty.

The Expulsion of the Deissi survives in various forms, with The Book of the Dun Cow‘s account categorized as Version B.

I. Around the 100s to 300s A.D. when Cormac mac Airt was a High King of Ireland and ruled from the political and religious capital Tara, his “wanton son” Cellach abducted and raped Forach. She was the daughter of Forad, a brother of Oengus Gaibuaibthech (Oengus of the Dread Spear), the fiery military champion of the family, here supposed to be ancestors of the Deissi Muman.

        Oengus’ spear was said to be the Luin of Celtchar, the spear of the god Lugh which he passed down to ancient Irish heroes like Celtchar mac Uthechar, Dubthach, Fedlimid and Mac Cecht.  Right after Oengus finished a revenge quest for another family member who was recently killed, he led his troops to Tara to deal with Cellach. Continue reading

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JOHNNY DOLLAR (1933-1986) COMMITTED SUICIDE ON THIS DATE

johnny dollar action packedJOHNNY DOLLAR, ROCKABILLY SINGER AND MUSICIAN – For many people, “Johnny Dollar” will always put them in mind of the old radio show Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar. That detective series about an insurance investigator described Johnny with the tagline “The man with the action packed expense account,” prompting the nickname “Mr. Action Packed” for the later rockabilly performer who used Johnny Dollar as his stage name.

(Personally, I always think his early effort Action Packed led to that nickname. Maybe it was both elements.)

johnny dollar with guitarBorn John Washington Dollar Jr. in Kilgore, TX on March 8th, 1933, this future guitarist and singer-songwriter did a stint in the Marine Corps before working as a truck driver, a hand in the Texas oil fields, and as foreman in a Dallas lumber yard while pursuing his dream of stardom.

In 1952, Johnny cut a single – Walking Away – with Shelby Singleton’s music label D Records, but it failed to make an impression (See what I did there?). Staying in the music field, Dollar became a DJ in Louisiana and New Mexico.

On the side he formed a band called the Texas Sons, which eventually became a regular act on Louisiana Hayride, a radio and television show broadcast from Shreveport. (“Way up north, around Shreveport” for you Justin Wilson fans.) Continue reading

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NEWS, POLITICAL CARTOON AND MEME ROUNDUP: APRIL 12th

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The latest roundup from Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog:

democrat platform hatredAND YET ANOTHER COURAGEOUS OFFICE HOLDER LEAVES THE DEMOCRAT PARTY TO JOIN THE OPPOSITION PARTY. More HERE. Unhinged Democrat dogma alienates reasonable people. But I wish they’d become Independent instead of Republicans.

BIDEN CRIME FAMILY: UNDERBOSS HUNTER BIDEN’S “BUSINESS ASSOCIATES” VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE AN EXTRAORDINARY NUMBER OF TIMES.

MULTI-MILLIONAIRE CAREER CRIMINAL JOE BIDEN STILL TAKES A YEARLY SOCIAL SECURITY INCOME. Whatever happened to “At some point you’ve made enough money?” Oh, right, Democrats never feel that applies to them, just other people.

biden criminal enterpriseCONGRESSMAN CORY MILLS JOINS THOSE ENDORSING DE FACTO THIRD-PARTY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

NORTH CAROLINA SENATOR TED BUDD ALSO ENDORSES TRUMP.

STEPHEN A. SMITH ADMITS TO DISLIKING TRUMP’S POLITICS BUT COURAGEOUSLY POINTS OUT TRUMP IS NOT A RACIST.

CNBC POLL: SEVENTY PERCENT SUFFERING FINANCIAL STRESS FROM BIDEN’S ECONOMIC POLICIES.

EX-WHITE HOUSE AIDE CALLS OUT JOE BIDEN FOR HIS UKRAINE BUSINESS DEALINGS AND CALLS OUT THE CORRUPT FBI FOR LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. It’s life here in Joe Biden’s corporate fascist kleptocracy. Continue reading

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ARK II (1976) – FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

ark IIARK II (1976) – In the postapocalyptic 25th Century, the year 2476 to be precise, Earth has been left devastated and transformed by warfare and pollution. Surviving scientists send out a team of explorers in a discount Damnation Alley vehicle and wearing Logan’s Run clothing. The crew of Ark II are to learn what pockets of humanity have survived and help them begin rebuilding civilization.

This half-hour, 15-episode science fiction series was targeted at young audiences, but it’s tolerable for adults, too, if the whole family wants to watch it. Very often the Ark II staff must liberate settlements from tyranny or stop them from repeating humanity’s mistakes of the past.

ark ii vehicleThe crew of the “futuristic” vehicle were Jonah (Terry Lester), Samuel (Jose Flores), Ruth (Jean Marie Hon) and the intelligent chimp Moochie (Adam), voiced by Lou Scheimer. Ark II was outfitted with elaborate equipment that was perfect for experiments, medical emergencies and for everyday survival, like the ability to produce whatever kind of food was desired.

The larger Ark II vehicle also came with a smaller vehicle – the Ark Roamer – for shorter jaunts. Think of the Moon Buggies used by a few of the Apollo missions. Another piece of equipment was the Jet Jumper, a personal flying device depicted by the same stock footage over and over again. Continue reading

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