TIME FOR SOME COMEDIC MATERIAL AMID ALL THE HATRED

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In the wake of Joe Biden daring to call anyone else garbage, let’s lighten the mood. From back when it was Trump vs Hillary in 2016 and then into his first term I often ran humorous mock headlines about it all. Here are some of them:

SHOCKING POLL REVEALS THAT PEOPLE WHO HATED TRUMP YESTERDAY STILL HATE HIM TODAY

CNN SAYS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE MOST HITLERISH HITLER WHO HAS EVER HITLERED IN HITLER-LIKE WAYS SINCE HITLER! AND BY THE WAY – HITLER!

INJURED MAN COMES OUT OF TWENTY-YEAR COMA AND DOES NOT DENY THAT TRUMP ASSAULTED HIM! “Please stop asking me questions” victim whispers in a clear rebuke to the Trump Campaign

CHELSEA CLINTON ENDORSES HER MOTHER OVER DONALD TRUMP! Is it over for the Donald?

HILLARY CLINTON’S NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN – “DON’T MAKE ME BEG!

TRUMP’S INTENTION TO ENFORCE PERFECTLY REASONABLE LAWS SHOWS HIS CAMPAIGN’S DESPERATION!

HILLARY: “I CAN EMPATHIZE WITH THE STRUGGLES OF WOMEN TRYING TO LIVE ON A MERE MILLION OR TWO DOLLARS A YEAR!

MILLIONS REPORT THAT OVERNIGHT TRUMP BROKE INTO THEIR HOME, STOLE ALL THEIR FURNISHINGS AND REPLACED THEM WITH EXACT DUPLICATES! “Come over and see for yourself” outraged victims demand.

REPUBLICAN PARTY ESTABLISHMENT TRASHES TRUMP IN ORDER TO PLEASE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR ANY OF THEIR CANDIDATES ANYWAY!

CNN REPORTS THAT DISEASE WAS UNKNOWN IN THE WESTERN WORLD UNTIL TRUMP!

MEDIA CITES TRUMP’S POPULARITY WITH BLACK, HISPANIC AND GAY VOTERS AS PROOF OF HOW DIVISIVE HE IS!

DEMOCRATS VOW TO MAKE 24/7 HYSTERIA THEIR STRATEGY FROM NOW ON!

DEMOCRAT SCHOOL TEACHERS TELL THEIR TERRIFIED STUDENTS THAT DONALD TRUMP HATES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM INDIVIDUALLY!

JOHN MCCAIN INSISTS TRUMP IS HELPING PUTIN MAKE “BIG TROUBLE FOR MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!

RESISTANCE TO TRUMP UNVEILS THEIR STIRRING SLOGAN: “IF YOU DON’T TAKE US SERIOUSLY WE WILL TOTALLY FILE A COMPLAINT AGAINST YOU!

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD IN THE WORLD TO BE GRANTED THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS

PRESIDENT TRUMP INFURIATES THE WORLD BY DENYING PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THEIR HUMAN RIGHT TO VOTE IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS 

HILLARY CLINTON: IF THE WORKING CLASS WANTS HER TO ADDRESS THEIR CONCERNS THEY’D BETTER PONY UP SOME CASH

TRUMP LOSING GROUND AMONG VOTERS IN THE CLINTON HOUSEHOLD 

Yep, this many years on and the Democrats’ media outlets still echo the same tired themes. Nearly every one of those could still be used today by just changing out Hillary’s name.

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14 responses to “TIME FOR SOME COMEDIC MATERIAL AMID ALL THE HATRED

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  2. If ever you tire of working as the Balladmaster, you can surely go to work for Liberal MSM outlets. Such sterling ‘headlines” perfect to serious liberal journalism.

  3. Some of those surely came from the Babylon Bee. 😀

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