Time for another installment of Balladeer’s Blog’s political humor feature Transgress With Me:
THE MUELLER REPORT DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO CLEAR ROBERT MUELLER OF ANY POTENTIAL FUTURE KIDDIE PORNOGRAPHY CHARGES. I WILL ANSWER NO QUESTIONS. THIS IS MY LAST STATEMENT ABOUT THE COWARDLY “MURKY” MUELLER, ONE OF AMERICA’S MOST NOTORIOUSLY CORRUPT PROSECUTORS.
EVERY INDIVIDUAL IS A MINORITY OF ONE.
THE POPE IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE HEAD OF THE WORLD’S LARGEST CHILD MOLESTATION RING, YET HE THINKS HE’S FIT TO LECTURE THE REST OF US.
AMERICAN “EDUCATORS” (LMAO) FORFEITED ANY RIGHT TO RESPECT WHEN THEY BEGAN ABUSING THEIR POSITIONS TO FORCE THEIR POLITICAL OPINIONS UPON THEIR STUDENTS. AND WHEN THEY BECAME MORE LIKE CLERGY, FORCING THEIR SIMPLE-MINDED NOTIONS OF RIGHT AND WRONG UPON THEIR STUDENTS.
ACCUSED RAPIST AND ACCUSED SUBORNER OF PERJURY ROBERT MUELLER KEPT INNOCENT PEOPLE IN BOSTON IN PRISON FOR YEARS DURING THE WHITEY BULGER SCANDAL. MUELLER ALSO HAS THE FACE OF A CARTOON CHARACTER COMBINED WITH THE HEART AND SOUL OF A NAZI. HE’S ALSO A BOUGHT AND PAID FOR WHORE. I HAVE NO FURTHER STATEMENT TO MAKE AND I WILL ANSWER NO QUESTIONS.
I AM MAKING MY ABSOLUTE FINAL STATEMENT ABOUT ROBERT “ORGANIZED CRIME’S BEST FRIEND” MUELLER. I HAVE NOT FOUND ANYTHING TO PROVE THAT HE NEVER FANTASIZED ABOUT SODOMIZING ANY 86 YEAR OLD PARAPLEGICS WITH A HOT SOLDERING IRON. I WILL ANSWER NO QUESTIONS NOR WILL I ISSUE ANY MORE STATMENTS ABOUT THIS DISGUSTING MAN. I RESIGN MY POSITION AND I AM RETURNING TO CIVILIAN LIFE.
IN MY FINAL STATEMENT REGARDING THE CORRUPT AMERICAN PROSECUTOR AND PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE ONE PERCENTER ROBERT MUELLER, I DO NOT KNOW IF HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES INSPIRED THE SICK AND DISGUSTING MOVIE A SERBIAN FILM. I WILL MAKE NO FURTHER STATEMENTS NOR WILL I ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.
Time for another edition of Balladeer’s Blog’s feature Transgress With Me:
Even the least attentive people are beginning to realize why America’s thuggish “Intelligence Agencies” like the CIA, NSA and FBI are so deservedly despised. They’re also beginning to notice the way that people who get elected to even the most junior positions in Congress wind up as multi-millionaires in just a few years. (Some of the more subtle crooks use their male or female spouses as their fronts, letting them acquire wealth via government contracts.)
De facto Third Party President Donald Trump has turned over the rock on the career criminals called the Democrat and Republican Parties. As an Independent Voter it is the experience of a lifetime to watch the way that Trump’s rocking of the crooked boat in the open-air cesspool of Washington DC has panicked both left-wing and right-wing crooks.
The behavior of our bought and paid-for elected officials has laid bare all of the corruption and malfeasance that we adults always suspected were there. The masks have been removed. Getting the outsider – Trump – and his supporters has become all that matters to the Swamp Creatures.
We’re living history but some people are so narrow-minded and so short-sighted that they’re letting their irrational hatred of one man prevent them from acknowledging the fact. It’s like the old saying “Some people feel the rain while others just get wet.”
Even if you’re someone who hates Donald Trump with a passion, you are just plain delusional if you can watch the dramas and gang warfare of the past few years and pretend that he is the worst of the bunch. Hell, I myself started out as a Hillary backer years ago (2008-2015) but her repulsive conduct and increasingly undeniable criminal behavior brought an end to that. It’s okay to admit you were mistaken.
A few years back I posted some political poses that even the most irrational anti-Trumpers can use if they absolutely cannot bear to say anything positive about President Trump. Here are some more:
Try saying “I hope they ALL go down in flames from both parties, not just Trump.”
Try saying “The others are every bit as disgusting as Trump. We need Third Parties.”
Try saying “Who would have thought Donald Trump would turn out to be the most honest crook in Washington?”
Try saying “At least Trump is not a career politician. The other crooks have been plundering the treasury their whole careers.”
If you’re from overseas we know you relish making snobbish comments about the U.S. so try saying “The Americans should never again sanctimoniously lecture any other country about Free Elections after the way the Obama Administration used the FBI, CIA and NSA to interfere in the 2016 campaign and afterward.”
… Or you folks from overseas could try saying “What does it say about the corruption of the American government when even Donald Trump looks honest compared to their career politicians?”
As always I offer those poses to you because I know many of you sheepishly rely on reflexively anti-Trump comments just because you think it’s the path of least conversational resistance. And who can blame you given the fascistic nature of the hardcore Trump-haters? Pro-Trump people tend to be polite and reasonable so it seems like the easier route to pretend you disagree with them whether you really do or not.
If you’re REALLY timid in conversation you can shut pro and anti-Trump people up by saying “All of them are just as bad as Trump and I hope they all get exposed.”
Time for another installment of Balladeer’s Blog’s feature Transgress With Me.
*** Thanks to Democrat intolerance toward any dissenting views, affiliation with just ONE political party has become an unspoken condition of employment in “education” (LMAO), entertainment and most media outlets (including social media).
*** Academic Freedom is a meaningless sham when alleged colleges and universities become political organizations that fascistically impose just ONE narrow-minded set of views and punish any dissent.
*** When Democrats call for more women in certain positions they really mean they want more DEMOCRAT women in certain positions. When Democrats call for more people of color in certain positions they really mean they want more DEMOCRAT people of color in certain positions. We’ve all seen how Democrats treat women and people of color who refuse to obey white Democrats.
** IT’S TIME TO CALL FOR THE PRIVILEGED WHITE ONE PERCENTERS OF HOLLYWOOD AND SILICON VALLEY TO LIVE UP TO THEIR SELF-RIGHTEOUS PREENING AND DONATE ALL BUT TWO MILLION DOLLARS OF THEIR OWN FORTUNES TO FINANCE THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT.
** AS A FOLLOWUP, THIS SHOULD BE DEMANDED OF THOSE SHALLOW POSEURS EVERY TIME THEY PRESUME TO LECTURE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY.
** AN OLD SAYING GOES THAT “THE DISSENTING OPINIONS OF ONE GENERATION BECOME THE PREVAILING VIEWS OF THE NEXT.” THAT IS NO LONGER TRUE SINCE DEMOCRATS INTOLERANTLY TRY TO PRESERVE THEIR EVERY POLITICAL WHIM BY SETTING THEM IN STONE AND DECLARING IT “HATE SPEECH” TO QUESTION THEM.
** THE SUPPOSEDLY “INTOLERANT” DEAD WHITE MALES OF THE PAST RECOGNIZED WHAT THE FASCISTIC POLITICAL LEFT DENIES – THAT FUTURE GENERATIONS SHOULD HAVE THE FREEDOM TO AMEND THE LAWS ACCORDING TO EVOLVING PHILOSOPHIES AND ATTITUDES. INSTEAD THE LEFT INSISTS THEY HAVE “THE ONE TRUE WORLD VIEW” AND THAT THEIR NARROW-MINDED VALUES ARE ENTIRELY AND ETERNALLY “RIGHT.” NOW AND FOREVER.
** TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE REST OF THE COUNTRY HOLLYWOOD SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO A SOCIALIST SYSTEM IN WHICH ALL THE MONEY MADE IS DISTRIBUTED EVENLY AND NO POSITION EARNS MORE THAN ANY OTHER POSITION. ALL THEIR MANSIONS ARE TO BE USED AS HOUSING FOR THE POOR, TOO.
*** Democrats have no identity outside of their political opinions and that’s what makes them so empty, hate-filled and intolerant.
*** Democrats are the ultimate practitioners of discrimination and – as proven by their increasing intolerance and violence and other means of harassing dissenters – have shown they cannot be trusted to overcome their prejudices when it comes to hiring decisions or teaching and ESPECIALLY can’t be trusted to run any form of Social Media in a fair and impartial way.
*** I can honestly say that after leaving the Democrat Party I learned that most non-Democrat voters (not politicians, though) really ARE as compassionate, tolerant and brilliant as Democrats only PRETEND to be. Or tell each other that they are. Over and over and over again, all day long.
*** POMPOUS, FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE DEMOCRAT SNOBS WANT WORLD EVENTS TO GO A CERTAIN WAY SO THEY CAN SELFISHLY GLOAT THAT THEY MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT. IN CONTRAST, THE WORKING CLASS AND THE POOR WANT WORLD EVENTS TO GO A CERTAIN WAY BECAUSE IT IMPACTS THEIR ACTUAL LIVES.
*** REMEMBER THE LYRICS TO THE 1960s SONG THAT WENT “HATE YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR/ BUT DON’T FORGET TO SAY GRACE” AS A POKE AT MIDDLE-CLASS CHRISTIAN HYPOCRISY? … THESE DAYS THE HYPOCRISY OF LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS FROM THE 1960s GENERATION COULD BE CRITICIZED WITH LYRICS LIKE “HATE AND THREATEN VIOLENCE AGAINST YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR FOR SUPPORTING TRUMP/ BUT DON’T FORGET TO TELL YOURSELF HOW TOLERANT YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE”
*** NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP, IT’S BECOME CLEAR THAT THE COUNTRY COULD EASILY SURVIVE AT LEAST TWO MORE YEARS OF HIS ADMINISTRATION … BUT I’M NOT SO SURE WE CAN SURVIVE TWO MORE YEARS OF THE FASCISTIC DEMOCRATS TURNING EVERY WEEK INTO THE APOCALYPSE AND CALLING FOR VIOLENCE.
GOOD NEWS FOR THE POOR AND THE WORKING CLASS IS ALWAYS TREATED LIKE BAD NEWS BY THE DEMOCRATS.
THE AMERICAN LEFT HAS BECOME SO PRETENTIOUS THAT MANY OF THEM WHO ARE WORKING CLASS LIKE TO TELL THEMSELVES THAT THEY’RE NOT IN THE WORKING CLASS (Sorry, but if you can’t afford to quit your job right now and never work again you’re part of the working class whether you admit it or not. Maybe you should stop putting on airs and start siding with the working class yourself since you’re clearly part of it.)
*** Never believe white Democrats about how women, people of color and gay people feel about various issues. They have a DIVERSITY of opinions and are not the monolithic “mobs with a single mind” like Democrats always try to depict groups they pretend to “own.”
*** If the Democrat and Republican Parties splintered into multiple smaller parties it might be the most peaceful way of subverting the cesspool of corruption that masquerades as our government.
*** Justifying their natural cowardice is a very large part of the life of a 21st Century American Liberal. Dressing that cowardice up as virtue is an equally large part. Pretending that their slavish conformity to the wishes of the Powers That Be is somehow “resistance” takes up the most time of all.
*** The ridiculous notion that the CIA, NSA, FBI or other parts of “the Intelligence Community” (LMAO) are anything but thuggish political operatives of the bloated rich pig class is a notion that needs abandoned.
*** The most realistic big-screen depiction of CIA trash like John Brennan, George HW Bush and their ilk may well have been Matt Damon’s character in The Good Shepherd. Especially the part where that character says that he and his self-appointed/ self-anointed Blue Bloods possess “the United States of America … the rest of you are just visiting.”
(And yes, I know who Damon’s character was really a composite of, but the pomposity of the film’s character perfectly matches the blatant class snobbery of the modern-day Intelligence Services.)
*** I like to use movie and television examples because for many people of the 21st Century American Left movies and television are more real than real-life.
*** AMERICA’S FACULTY LOUNGE FASCISTS WHO PRETEND TO BE “EDUCATORS” (LMAO) WIELD INSTITUTIONALIZED POWER, THEREFORE THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED FROM ABUSING THAT POWER BY BROWBEATING STUDENTS TO BELIEVE THEIR OUTDATED, CONFORMIST WORLDVIEW.
*** IF STANDARD OIL WAS TOO BIG AND TOO POLITICALLY CORRUPTING THEN SO ARE FACEBOOK, GOOGLE AND TWITTER.
*** PEOPLE WHO ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND LOVE ANNOUNCING THAT THEY ARE OFFENDED ARE THE MOST SIMPLE-MINDED FOOLS IN THE WORLD.
*** NEVER LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO TRY TO DISSUADE YOU FROM READING ALL THE MATERIAL YOU WANT. THEY’RE IMPLYING YOU AREN’T CAPABLE OF SIFTING THROUGH THE INFORMATION YOURSELF.
*** PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS MISTAKE SUCCESSFUL CENSORSHIP FOR “BEING IN THE RIGHT.”
*** POLITICAL ZEALOTS REVISE THEIR MYTHS ABOUT HISTORY EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY THAN RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS REVISE THE MYTHS OF THEIR RELIGION.
*** THE ” AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY” (LMAO) HAS PROVEN TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN THE ENFORCEMENT ARM OF BLOATED RICH PIGS AND ONE PERCENTERS.
*** Republican trash like Paul Ryan still don’t understand the fact that people who crossed party lines to vote for President Trump have not become Republicans.
*** When President Trump – our first de facto Third Party President – is gone, there will be no reason to vote for a politician with an (R) after their name, barring big changes to their party.
*** Left-wing Archie Bunkers are still fighting a version of America that hasn’t existed for decades.
Like I always say, following the path of MOST resistance is the preferable path. I don’t advocate insincere contrarianism, I mean that there’s not much point in publicly proclaiming safe viewpoints.
For instance, I was an early proponent of gay marriage. In fact I openly supported it YEARS before the weak, inept, crooked and hate-filled Barack Obama decided it was safe enough to change from opposing gay marriage – the punk even voted for the Defense of Marriage Act (LMAO) as a Senator – to supporting it.
I still support gay marriage because I think marriage is anything that a society decides that marriage is, but I no longer bother spouting off that I support it because it’s no longer daring to do so. Considering the fact that people actually get in trouble for OPPOSING gay marriage now means we’ve reached the point where it’s mere virtue signaling to drone on and on about supporting it.
Going around saying “LOOK AT ME! I SUPPORT THE SAFE POSITION!” is not being transgressive. Plus the political left now invokes absurd notions about “morality” to justify supporting gay marriage the same way the political right used to invoke absurd notions about “morality” to justify OPPOSING it.
For more examples:
*** I support Donald Trump, our de facto Third Party President. At the present time this is a transgressive position to hold because the conformist forces opposing President Trump are fascistic, close-minded hatemongers who try to inflict all manner of harm on anyone who supports him.
*** I have always despised George W Bush but that is NOT a transgressive position to hold. I could loudly proclaim my contempt for George W Bush all day long and there would be no risk involved.
JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS COUNTER-INTUITIVE IT DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN IT IS “DEEP” OR “INTELLECTUAL.”
PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT BEING “WOKE” ARE BEING JUST AS SELF-CONGRATULATORY AS PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT BEING “SAVED.”
THE ABILITY TO GET ANOTHER PERSON’S OPINION CENSORED DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT.
+++ The concept of White Privilege is a mere social construct.
+++ Filing a complaint about everyone who says something you disagree with is NOT “activism.”
+++ Critical race theory is nothing more than bigotry with a self-created halo.
+++ People who think they’re fit to tell you what words you are allowed to use are trying to force their own narrow-minded notions of “morality” on you.
+++ The party of the Democrats has become nothing more than an organization dedicated to circumventing democracy in order to force everyone to obey their dictates.
+++ There is no such thing as “Hate Speech.”
+++ The Democrats are irrational for teaching children age 6 or younger that they can decide for themselves if they want to be the opposite sex. They wouldn’t let children that age decide they are capable of driving, so clearly there ARE physical and developmental absolutes.
+++ Colleges and universities have no business holding their kangaroo courts/ Star Chamber proceedings when a student is accused of a crime. That’s what courts of law are for and the accused is entitled to council.
+++ Women, African Americans and gay people do NOT have to obey the Democrats in order to be “authentic.”
+++ All lives matter. And it is not (yaaawwn) “racist” to say so.
+++ Preserving civil liberties from reactionary Muslim oppression will be the great Civil Rights struggle of the 21st Century.
+++ Curriculum transformation is required to stop the educational system’s misuse by fanatically partisan Democrats.
+++ The real difference today is no longer Liberals vs Conservatives, which labels have become meaningless. Now the difference is between Populists and Feudalists.
+++ Increasingly, the question that potential tourists ask themselves is “Should we go abroad and risk getting killed by Muslim fascists or stay close to home and risk getting killed by Muslim fascists?”
+++ Democrats are fine with anti-Semitism as long as it masquerades as disapproval of Israel.