Monthly Archives: April 2015

April 9, 2015 · 3:01 pm

HARRY REID: HAVEN MONAHAN BEAT ME UP!

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

It’s no secret that American politicians from the Democratic and Republican parties are the lowest life forms on the planet. Harry Reid is no exception. This sleazy Senator has been dogged for years by stories about being in the pocket of organized crime. He’s also bragged about abusing his Senatorial privilege to lie about political opponents on the floor of the U.S. Senate (where he has immunity to slander charges). 

Reid keeps changing his story about the alleged beating he took around New Year’s Day, claiming all manner of accidents caused it. This despite the fact that the Capitol Police, who responded to his situation, have refused to comment on exactly what happened. 

The possibility that after Reid’s recent exposure for casino influence-peddling he got beaten up by organized crime elements angry over the way his public failure brought THEM unwanted attention as well is just one of the rumors going around. Shortly after the incident Reid announced he was stepping down, feeding all the talk. Continue reading →

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April 8, 2015 · 9:16 pm

MUSLIM ATROCITIES: THE VERY LATEST

A reminder of what is at stake.

A reminder of what is at stake.

American Liberals are 100% in support of all the death, destruction and cultural annihilation that Muslims perpetrate around the world on a daily basis, that’s why these blog posts always go under my category about Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics.

The rest of us recognize that Muslim fanatics are the 21st Century version of Nazis. (I don’t care about the brainless and spineless fools who are petrified by Godwin’s Law)

I.S.L.A.M – Boko Haram, the Nigerian franchise in the global Islamofascist hate group, claimed to be “preachers” as they rounded up dozens of Christians, herded them into a mosque in the village of Kwajaffa and killed them. (The village’s church was destroyed previously so they couldn’t herd them in there.)

Islamophobia posterI.S.L.A.M. – Elsewhere, the Islamic State, spawned by Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq, added a new wrinkle recently by capturing and beheading PALESTINIAN REFUGEES in what the Islamic State considers to be its own territory. Continue reading →

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April 8, 2015 · 7:49 pm

JAPAN AT LAST ADMITS TO PERFORMING GROTESQUE MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS ON AMERICAN POW’s

" I love it when people do those things to Americans!"

” I love it when people do those things to American soldiers!”

Fukuoka’s Kyushu University this week broke the official silence surrounding an oft-discussed but never admitted atrocity: Japan’s use of American POW’s as human guinea pigs in sadistic medical experiments. This can be added to the pile of Japanese war crimes along with similar experiments they conducted wholesale on captives in China and on various Pacific Islands. Continue reading →

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April 8, 2015 · 3:03 pm

SEXY TEDDI BARRETT KNOWS WHAT’S ROLLING IN …

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive and the model for Mordillo Blush by Edward Wozniak

Teddi Barrett, the Sexiest Woman Alive and the model for Mordillo Blush by Edward Wozniak

Teddi Barrett, the beautiful woman who models as Edward Wozniak’s Neo-Pulp heroine Mordillo Blush, eagerly awaits the tide to come in, bringing with it these upcoming items at Balladeer’s Blog:

* More reviews of the Son of the Black Mass samurai movies

* College baseball coverage

* More reviews of bad and weird movies

* Further celebration of the 30th anniversary of The Texas 27 Film Vault Continue reading →

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April 7, 2015 · 10:58 pm

MALDOROR 2:5 – INDELIBLE BLOOD GLITTERING LIKE A DIAMOND

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the macabre 1868 French language work The Songs of Maldoror.

INDELIBLE BLOOD GLITTERING LIKE A DIAMOND

Maldoror 2 5Back to the insane, taciturn and blood-thirsty Maldoror we’re used to this time around. The supernatural being has been strolling through a particular narrow Paris alley as part of the ground he covers while taking his walk. A slender ten year old girl, oblivious to the danger she’s courting, takes to following him each time until he gets to the end of the alley where she and her mother live.

Growing bolder she even takes to playfully blocking his way sometimes. On occassions when Maldoror tries to walk through at a brisker pace she speeds up her own gait to keep pace with him. On occassions when he goes slowly through the alley the little girl matches that pace, too. When she tries to start a conversation with the monstrous figure by asking him what time it is he coldly replies that he has no watch. 

Initially Maldoror toys with the idea of sparing the child’s life by simply avoiding the alley from now on. Unfortunately as his disturbed mind continues mulling over the situation he slowly convinces himself the child has dark motives and might even be a youthful prostitute like the 12 year old runaways from England. Maldoror convinces himself the mother could be the child’s Madam. At the very least if the little girl lives she will eventually turn out like the rest of the human race that our vile narrator loathes so deeply.  Continue reading →

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April 7, 2015 · 4:41 pm

ANOTHER REASON TO DESPISE LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

liberals and conservativesLiberals thrive on censoring dissenting ideas and blacklisting people who hold those ideas even though they pretended to disapprove of censorship and blacklisting when they were used against them.

 Conservatives resent the fact that they are no longer in position to censor dissenting ideas and blacklist people who hold those ideas but would go back to using those ugly strategies the minute the opportunity arose.  

FOR MORE OF THESE CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2012/07/09/liberals-and-conservatives-and-why-we-despise-them-both/

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April 6, 2015 · 11:42 pm

POLO: THE U.S. OPEN’s LATEST RESULTS

The 111th U.S. Open continues at the International Polo Club in Palm Beach.

Las Monjitas polo shirtLAS MONJITAS VS ORCHARD HILL – As always, for those Balladeer’s Blog readers who prefer regular nicknames for sports teams I’ll recap: Think of Las Monjitas as “the Little Nuns” (the literal meaning of Las Monjitas) and Orchard Hill as “the Clubmen”.  

The 1st Chukker ended in a 3-1 Orchard Hill lead courtesy of scores by Polito Pieres and Facundo Pieres plus a goal awarded because of a Penalty One called against Las Monjitas. The lone goal for the Little Nuns this Chukker came from Facundo Sola on a 30 yard penalty shot.  

In the 2nd Chukker Facundo Sola and Facundo Pieres scored 2 goals apiece for a 5-3 advantage for the Clubmen. Gallego Ferrario scored his first goal of the game to put Orchard Hill up 6-3 by the end of the sextant.  

Chukker number 3 saw the Little Nuns pull closer to the Clubmen as Eduardo Astrada followed up another Sola goal with one of his own to put his team within one of Orchard Hill at 6-5. Polito Pieres slammed in another goal to make it a 7-5 Clubmen lead going into Halftime. Continue reading →

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April 6, 2015 · 7:06 pm

ANIMAL HOUSE 2015: SABRINA ERDELY BLUES

Animal House 2015The 2015 remake of Animal House hits theaters this week just in time to coincide with the Columbia School of “Journalism” (LMAO) releasing its results about the Sabrina Erdely UVA article at Rolling Stone magazine. The fraudulent report Jann Wenner’s publication ran has been exposed as a failure of every basic practice of reportorial decency and fundamental fact-finding.  

Cult director Eddie Wozniak scores again with this bawdy and hilarious look at an innocent fraternity of young men at an unnamed university in the American south. The fraternity, Phi Kappa Psi, is a heroic band of youths minding their own business when they are blindsided by a sleazy, opportunistic reporter for Strolling Rune magazine, campus hate groups and the university’s corrupt president. Continue reading →

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April 6, 2015 · 3:01 pm

SABRINA ERDELY’S LATEST SCOOP: THE SMURFS GANG-RAPED SMURFETTE

ERDELY: "This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!"

ERDELY: “This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!”

 SABRINA ERDELY: THE “REPORTER” WHO SET WOMEN BACK ABOUT 60 YEARS. 

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April 5, 2015 · 11:33 pm

POLO: SECOND ROUND PLAY AT THE U.S. OPEN CONTINUES

The 111th U.S. Open continues at the International Polo Club in Palm Beach.

FlexJet polo shirtFLEXJET VS ALEGRIA – For the benefit of Balladeer’s Blog readers who have told me they prefer non-corporate names for the teams Flexjet is unofficially known here as the Aviators and Alegria – the defending U.S. Open champions – are known as the Cantinas.

In the 1st Chukker of the game Alegria got off to a quick start as Hilario Ulloa and Sterling Giannico slammed in goals from the field for a 2-0 advantage. Flexjet got on the board when Miguel Novillo Astrada scored on a 30 yard penalty shot but Julian Mannix of the Cantinas nailed a goal to give his team a 3-1 lead at the end of the 1st.   Continue reading →

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