“I resolve to make YOUR take-home pay shrink to the point that you have trouble making ends meet.”
Happy New Year from Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives. Here’s my list of recommended New Year’s resolutions for those two groups of shrill children.
* LIBERALS *
* Stop being such hilariously pretentious asses and such cowardly hypocrites.
* Grow a backbone and begin criticizing Islam’s homophobia and misogny as much as they criticize Christianity for those same faults.
* Acknowledge the genuine pain and financial hardship that Barack Obama’s policies have caused and stop callously denigrating the victims of his heartlessness when they speak out.
* Try to remember a time when they were capable of spontaneous human emotions without distorting them through the prism of their bizarre political prejudices.
* Realize that as long as they pretend Al “Tawana Brawley scandal” Sharpton should be taken seriously they are encouraging the racism and bigotry that he embodies.
