THE BEN AFFLECK SHOW: DEFENDER OF THE FAITH

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck portrays a superhero who defends Muslim terrorists from anyone who interferes with them on The Ben Affleck Show.

Ben Affleck’s latest venture is this eponymous web series in which he portrays Haven Monahan, a gutless hypocrite who hates Christianity and Judaism but grovels for Islam. Still hopelessly embittered by the scorn he gets for his disastrous turn in Daredevil and for any other casting of him as a costumed crimefighter Affleck has decided to tackle his critics head-on by starring as a superhero called the Defender of the Faith.

Whenever anyone is courageously standing up to Islamic oppression or violence Haven Monahan (Affleck) becomes the Defender of the Faith and ensures that non-Muslims are victimized by any Muslim fanatic in the vicinity.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Affleck as the costumed superhero the Defender of the Faith.

Episode One, posted last night, was torn from recent headlines as Affleck’s Defender of the Faith swung into action to prevent a handful of heroic non-Muslims from interfering with a crazed Muslim gunman. The Defender of the Faith beat the interlopers unconscious then left the scene so the Muslim terrorist could wrack up a body count of innocent bystanders.

Talking about his latest role Affleck (who also produces and directs the web series) stated “My own ancestors were slave-owners and slavery is a tradition that the Muslim world has kept going long after the West abandoned it, so I’ve always felt a certain kinship to Islam.

“I couldn’t give a damn about the alleged victims of Muslim violence. That’s what those people get for being part of the Jewish and Christian oppressors. My character the Defender of the Faith is going to further the cause of Islamic violence in every episode.”

Balladeer’s Blog will feature a synopsis of each episode of Affleck’s controversial new venture.   

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52 Comments

Filed under Fantastic Movie Reviews, humor, opinion

52 responses to “THE BEN AFFLECK SHOW: DEFENDER OF THE FAITH

  1. So funny! I thought this was real for a minute!

  2. Men who defend Muslim patriarchy are dirt.

  3. Ben kills every movie hes in

  4. In our country Ben is a joke.

  5. Dan

    I give this show 6 weeks.

  6. Great new superhero! Affleck would probably love this role!

  7. So no Christians ever kill anybody?

  8. This blog is a treasure! Very funny!

  9. Jan

    Too dull compared to your Maldoror stuff.

  10. Why do so many celebrities act like such wusses?

  11. Affleck will no doubt suck as Batman. Dudes a nothing.

  12. Affleck’s defense of the indefensible is no joke.

  13. I actully thought this was a real show when I started reading it.

  14. Ben is a cheating douchebag.

  15. Ben has such limited range I can’t believe he still gets jobs in movies.

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  25. Ben Affleck is a pig! He cheated with the nanny for chrissake!

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