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AMERICAN COMEDIANS: INSULTING BEGGARS TO MAKE KINGS LAUGH

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Brown nose ON … Brown nose OFF: Jonathan Stewart – who STILL refuses to donate more to charity –  embodied comedic gutlessness by coordinating with the current administration to make sure he never offended them. That’s called being a propogandist and a panderer, not a comedian.

Comedy is at its best when it is irreverent. The more powerful the object of ridicule the richer the laughs. There’s an old saying about a comedian being so supportive of the world’s underdogs that “He’d insult a king to make a beggar laugh.”

American comedians have become such spineless panderers that they’ve lost any real edginess and especially any desire to be on the side of the underdogs. That would be, like, SO not cool, dude! Today American comedians would much rather insult beggars to make kings laugh.

These Court Jesters of the rich and powerful flaunt a deep disdain for the working class and the unfortunate. America’s comic performers of today sneeringly dismiss the working class and the poverty-stricken as “stupid” or “uneducated” the same way bloated rich pig Republicans dismiss the working class and the poverty-stricken as “lazy.” 

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*** *** *** **  Know what the exact opposite of an irreverant comedian would be? Jonathan Stewart. He took shots at ONLY the safest targets of the moment. Grow a pair and get back to us, worm.

 

The Jonathan Stewarts and Samantha Bees of the world would never be caught dead siding with the “ignorant hicks” who aren’t rich or don’t hold positions in their political party. The poor and the unfortunate are there to be ridiculed for the amusement of the ruling class and for the career advancement of those court jesters.  

Genuine satirical comedy follows the path of MOST resistance, but the current worms who play at comedy would rather side with the rich and powerful against the disadvantaged. These pompous pricks are about as “daring” as a bully ridiculing the nearest fat person or someone missing a limb. And ALL to put smiles on the faces of elitist jackasses.

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One percenter Jonathan Stewart always sided with Obama – the most powerful man in the world – against the working class victims of Obama’s policies. What a guy!

Jonathan Stewart was so much of a lackey for the Democratic Party he used to meet regularly in the White House with Obama to make sure his humor was Government  Approved. How courageous! Bill Maher ridiculed the elderly veterans of what Brokaw called “the greatest generation” when their infirm bodies and aged minds hindered them from circumventing the barriers put up at war memorials during the government shutdown in 2013. Oh, if only one of them had fallen down and broken a hip! Such hilarity, right Bill? Continue reading

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LIBERAL EXCEPTIONALISM IS AS ABSURD A NOTION AS AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM

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Here at Balladeer’s Blog I often get asked why I criticize both American Liberals AND American Conservatives. American Liberals are usually the ones who are stunned that other people don’t share their high opinion of themselves. That makes it as much fun to puncture the pomposity of American Liberals as it always was to lampoon holier-than-thou Christian Conservatives.  

*** AMERICAN LIBERALS ARE BIGOTS WITH SELF-CONSTRUCTED HALOS: The hilariously pretentious asses of American Liberalism have AT LEAST as many prejudices and bigotries as anyone else ever has but they go around convinced that they are THE moral models for the rest of the world.  

What’s even funnier is when the cowardly hypocrites who now call themselves Liberals try to take credit for the past accomplishments of courageous people. I mean the kind of courageous people who took stands when they faced genuine danger for doing so. American Liberals are gutless wonders who try to act like they would have had enough backbone to openly oppose the Nazis or 1950s blacklisting.

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No, “Liberals,” it’s pretty clear that you would NOT have been brave enough to do so. Right now you have the opportunity to openly oppose the violence, homophobia and misogyny of Muslim fanatics but you’re too cowardly to do so. Instead of speaking out about those modern-day versions of Nazis you ally yourselves with them, especially the repulsive Liberals of the “academic” (LMFAO) world who seem willing to be Kapos for Islamofascism.

Even worse you ignore and even try to CENSOR Muslims who courageously speak out against the fanatics, even blocking them from speaking at universities. The preening jackasses of the American Left support ONLY Muslims who hate the west and who want to live in the past. Continue reading

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Q: WHY DO YOU CRITICIZE BOTH LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES?

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Here at Balladeer’s Blog I get asked that question a lot. I have several dozen reasons for doing it, but the one I feel like going with today is:

Because American Liberals have become every bit as intolerant of opposing viewpoints as the worst Christian Conservatives EVER were.

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POMPOUS LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS STRIKE BACK

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*** *** *** *** *** 1960s Democrats: They’re so HIP!

The Left-Wing Archie Bunkers of the “academic” (LMFAO) world are so hilariously pretentious that it’s always fun to ridicule them, especially because they are as easily offended as the worst Christian Conservatives used to be.

Anyway, there is so much to make fun of them about that I forgot an item yesterday. (Sorry about all the political posts recently but it’s an election year here so it’s impossible to avoid this nonsense.)  

That item regards their pompous belief that they are High Priests and Priestesses of Racial Awareness sitting in judgment on everyone else. Trust me, you self-important fools, out in the REAL world – not the prolonged adolescence of the “academic” (LMFAO) world that you hide in – we adults of different races and different religions have been getting along peacefully for quite a long time.  

None of us have ever sat around saying to ourselves “Boy, I’ll bet the pretentious asses of the academic world would be just ever so proud of all of us for getting along like we do!” We don’t fixate on race like you hatemongers do. In workplaces unafflicted by large numbers of hypersensitive fools we treat each other as HUMAN BEINGS, a foreign concept to you secular clergy members.

IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE LEFT-WING ARCHIE BUNKERS AND THAT DOESN’T ADDRESS YOUR CONCERN I PROBABLY COVERED IT IN THIS ITEM  Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES: WHAT KEEPS THEM UP AT NIGHT

liberals and conservativesWHAT KEEPS AMERICAN LIBERALS UP AT NIGHT –

American Liberals can’t sleep at night fretting over the fact that there are people in the world who still have the freedom to disagree with them. They’ve done their best to use the apparatus of government and the educational system  to  eliminate dissenting voices but their attempts at browbeating the rest of us into mindlessly agreeing with everything they say just alienates more and more of us every day. 

American Liberals delude themselves that only Conservatives are disgusted with them. Their attitude toward everyone who actually dares to think for themselves is the same attitude that stereotypical Christian Missionaries used to show to the indigenous populations they tried to convert. They’re convinced they know what’s best for all of us and never, ever question their own preconceived notions or reevaluate their outdated worldview. American Liberals are so far behind the rest of us that they actually think they’re ahead. 

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DO THESE “QUESTION AUTHORITY” DWEEBS QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY?

question-all-authority.jpg (352×431)Just about everybody is familiar with Timothy Leary’s encouragement to “Question Authority” but several of the faux rebels who sport those two words on T-Shirts or bumper stickers or screen savers don’t seem to live up to them.

The expression should be modified to “Question ALL Authority” regardless of their political affiliation. Question authority would mean:

# Question everything your teachers tell you. Teachers are part of the forces of conformity in any society and should NEVER be trusted to tell the truth.

# Question every political officeholder and every candidate for those offices. Those people are seeking the power to inflict their will upon you and have the full apparatus of the government as a club to beat you over the head with.

# Question the clergy of ALL religions. Such people often put blind faith in a collection of irrational absurdities. Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND NEWS SOURCES

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** *** *** *** *** *** *** Unless you mindlessly agree with every single word they say this is pretty much the reaction of American Liberals.

 

Balladeer’s Blog is pretty much the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and Conservatives equally. Recently Liberals – who have become the 21st Century’s version of uptight religious zealots who think they’re fit to police everyone else – were shocked by the matter-of-fact way I mentioned that I read both left-wing AND right-wing news sites.

The fact that they were shocked will not surprise anybody who has carried on a conversation with the narrow-minded political robots who call themselves Liberals here in America. For American Liberals their ONLY rhetorical weapon is to insist that any information which challenges their political prejudices MUST be nothing but opposition propoganda.

Listen, Liberal fools, it is necessary to research both sides of every issue because of the way politicians and political organizations lie and lie and lie. And – (gasp) – sometimes it turns out that the political right is being more truthful than the sickeningly sanctimonious asses of the political left. For Liberal idiots to pretend that it’s “too dangerous” to look into the other side’s version of events puts them on the same level with the Bible-thumpers they hate so much.

Liberal intolerance 2Someone who refuses to consider all sides of an argument is automatically less worthy of listening to than someone who DOES consider all sides.

 

It’s impossible to take the arguments of American Liberals seriously when they openly admit that they refuse to consider any opinion except the one shared by their apparent hive-mind. Conservatives used to be just as bad but have opened up more in recent years. My fellow atheist Richard Dawkins recently encountered this ridiculous mindset when debating Liberals about Muslim misogyny and homophobia. He found it pretty absurd, too.

My favorite part was when the American Liberal fools frothed at the mouth and threw fits every time Dawkins cited Breitbart News. The close-minded left-wing nutjobs denounced Breitbart as non-canonical in their American Liberal religion, a stand that Dawkins ridiculed as “reductio ad Breitbartum.” Continue reading

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BARACK OBAMA’S WORTHLESSNESS NAILED PERFECTLY

Jimmy Kimmel joke about ObamaBefore sniveling Liberals try their tiresome game of accusing me of being a Conservative I’ll point out again that I’m not. I’m pro-choice, pro-Free Speech and I supported gay marriage years before the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama decided it was politically safe enough to change from opposing it (he even voted for DOMA in Congress) to supporting it.  Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND DEBUNKING

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Balladeer’s Blog is the only site that criticizes both American Liberals and American Conservatives. There’s some confusion about the word “debunking”.

AMERICAN LIBERALS – American Liberals hilariously think that they’ve “debunked” something just because they can come up with a counter-argument to a point someone made – even if that someone used dozens of facts to support the point.

Uh. No. That’s called offering a counter-point and does not mean that you laid down “the facts” that other people  just have to accept.  

Loch Ness Monster stories frequently get debunked. Tall tales about historical figures often get debunked. Just citing a statement from a politician’s own website as “proof” that someone’s criticism of that politician is supposedly wrong does NOT mean that that criticism has been “debunked.” Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES: ANOTHER ODD PARALLEL

liberals and conservativesAs always, Balladeer’s Blog is the only site on the web that equally criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives. 

* Liberals irrationally consider the United States to be the greatest villain in history and their prejudices cause them to ignore any and all evidence to the contrary. 

* Conservatives irrationally consider the United States to be the greatest hero in history and their prejudices cause them to ignore any and all evidence to the contrary.

FOR MORE OF THESE CLICK HERE:  https://glitternight.com/2012/07/09/liberals-and-conservatives-and-why-we-despise-them-both/  Continue reading

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