THE BEST HALLOWEEN OPERA: TALES OF HOFFMANN

Tales of Hoffmann

Tales of Hoffmann

Yes, as if I wasn’t boring enough already I’m also into opera! Now, I know traditionally “the” Halloween Opera has always been Don Giovanni , but I’ve never bought into that notion since there’s really only one scene in the whole opera that qualifies as spooky and supernatural. At this time of year I prefer Offenbach’s Tales Of Hoffmann. Not only is it full of appropriately eerie and menacing elements, but it’s also the perfect opera for you to share with someone who’s seeing their very first opera.

One of the reasons for that is that it’s in short segments, surrounded by a wraparound opening and finale. Offenbach adapts short stories written by E.T.A. Hoffmann, who in real life was a pre-Edgar Alan Poe author of eerie short stories in his native Austria during the 1800’s. At any rate since this opera’s in short segments novices to the artform won’t have time to Continue reading →

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TAKE IT FROM WOMEN: ISLAM IS SLAVERY

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

THIS HAUNTING IMAGE STRIKES RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE HATRED THAT IS ISLAM.

Genital mutilation, “honor” killings, stonings, institutionalized rape, a lack of fundamental human rights and on and on it goes. Islam’s treatment of women is literal slavery and has no place in the 21st Century. Try to picture a woman you care about suffering under Islam and remember what is at stake in the struggle between the civilized world and Muslim fanatics.  

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM OCTOBER 4th

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Southwestern CollegeNUMBER THREE TAKES A FALL – The NAIA’s unranked SOUTHWESTERN COLLEGE MOUNDBUILDERS welcomed the number 3 team in the nation – the TABOR COLLEGE BLUE JAYS. Head Coach Ken Crandall had his team ignoring all the naysayers as the Moundbuilders proceeded to clobber the Blue Jays by a final score of 27-6! Congratulations to SC on their signature win so far this season!  

HELMET Sioux FallsFOUR HUNDRED WINS FOR USF – NCAA Division Two’s (23) UNIVERSITY OF SIOUX FALLS COUGARS notched their 400th victory in program history last night! Cougars QB Luke Papillion led the way passing for 287 yards and 3 TD’s. When the game was over USF had polished off their opponents – the visiting CONCORDIA (St Paul) GOLDEN BEARS – by a score of 38-9. Congratulations to USF on reaching this milestone!      

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PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES FORTY-NINE TO FIFTY-ONE

MORE PARANORMAL ADVENTURES WITH G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES

MORE PARANORMAL ADVENTURES WITH G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES

Balladeer’s Blog resumes its exam-ination of the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This is a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various supernatural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin. The regular cast was rounded out by our hero’s archenemy Doktor Krueger, by Battle, G-8’s British manservant and by our hero’s girlfriend R-1: an American spy/ nurse whose real name, like G-8’s was never revealed.

Hand of Steel49. THE HAND OF STEEL (October 1937) – This story introduces another of G-8’s Rogue’s Gallery of recurring foes – the madman called Goulon. Once a skilled flying ace for Germany in the Red Baron’s Flying Circus Goulon was eventually shot down, his crash landing resulting in his left leg and left foot being permanently bent and twisted.

Now called “the cripple of Hartsburg” – and by his OWN side (now that’s cold) Goulon’s face was also badly burned in the crash (shades of G-8’s foe Steel Mask) and the burned skin was removed, leaving his face resembling a skull with a perpetually opened mouth. To top it all off the crash also caused his left hand to be replaced by a steel claw. Talk about a bad day! Goulon blames the Allies for his condition and spends the rest of the war coming up with super-scientific inventions to help the Central Powers win.

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THESE PEOPLE WILL COME TO GET YOU IF YOU DON’T READ BALLADEER’S BLOG

 

BALLADEER'S BLOG'S STAFF PICNIC PHOTO

BALLADEER’S BLOG’S STAFF PICNIC PHOTO

Halloween is coming! Don’t miss a single day of Balladeer’s Blog or my staff in the photo above will have to have a few words with you. 

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HONG KONG: THEIR STRUGGLE IS THE SAME AS OURS

The symbols of the two corrupt "royal houses" who unconstitutionally rule America.

The symbols of the two corrupt “royal houses” who unconstitutionally rule America.

At the heart of the recent protests in Hong Kong is the fact that the Chinese government was going back on their promise to allow the citizens of Hong Kong to vote for THEIR OWN candidates to govern them. The Chinese government tried to interpose a “panel” that would select which candidates the people of Hong Kong were allowed to choose from.

Ironically, we supposedly free people here in the U.S. have yet to show as much spirit in rebelling against the Democratic and Republican Parties, those rival gangs of white-collar criminals who have become the not-so- figurative “panel” that dictates which candidates the rest of us get to vote on.

As always I will point out what should not need pointing out: the fact that the Democratic and Republican Parties are not mentioned anywhere in the Constitution. Yet these two corrupt organizations have hijacked the nation’s electoral apparatus. Continue reading →

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THE RED SPECTRE (1907): TEN MINUTE SILENT HORROR FILM

The Red Spectre with the bottled souls of his victims.

The Red Spectre with the bottled souls of his victims.

THE RED SPECTRE (1907) – 9-10 minute Pathe production which features beautifully rendered red tinting. The central figure is a demon in the depths of Hell clad in a red cape plus skull makeup and skeletal central costume.  

The Red Spectre toys with the captive souls of various women until an angel shows up to end his evil deeds and do battle with him. The angel is played by a woman with very short hair so it may have been meant to be a little boy angel. Continue reading →

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BARACK OBAMA: THE EBOLA PRESIDENT

"This president stuff is MUCH harder than getting D's in college was!"

“This president stuff is MUCH harder than getting D’s in college was!”

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GOTHIC HORROR: THREE NEGLECTED NOVELS

HALLOWEEN MONTH IS HERE! In addition to all my usual blog posts I will also be throwing in my looks at forgotten or neglected works of horror – either novels, movies, television shows, even operas (yes, operas). To kick off this fun month at Balladeer’s Blog here is my look at three seriously neglected Gothic horror novels of the  late 1700s and the 1800s. Everybody remembers the big names like Dracula and Frankenstein but I want to introduce readers to some forgotten gems of Gothic horror.

Oakendale AbbeyTHE HORRORS OF OAKENDALE ABBEY (1797) – The author of this unjustly forgotten work is known only as “Mrs Carver” but is often speculated to be a man with the leading candidate being Sir Anthony Carlisle. The tale centers around the beautiful (of course)  and strong-willed (ditto) Laura, a refugee from the Reign of Terror following the French Revolution.   

When Laura is reluctant to accomodate the less-than-selfless motives of her British patron Lord Oakendale he has her and a devoted maid banished to the long-abandoned Oakendale Abbey. The Abbey is believed to be haunted, a reputation enhanced by the repeated disappearances of people who venture into its sinister interior. Shortly after arriving in the mysterious decaying building Laura discovers a Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

Northwest Missouri BearcatsNCAA Division Two – 1. NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE BEARCATS (Defending Champions)     ###      2. CSU-PUEBLO THUNDERWOLVES     ###      3. HENDERSON STATE REDDIES     ###      4. MINNESOTA STATE MAVERICKS     ###      5. OHIO DOMINICAN UNIVERSITY PANTHERS     ###      

North_Alabama6. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH ALABAMA LIONS     ###      7. DELTA STATE STATESMEN     ###      8. SHEPHERD UNIVERSITY RAMS     ###      9. FERRIS STATE BULLDOGS     ###      10. PITTSBURG (KS) STATE GORILLAS Continue reading →

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