COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM OCTOBER 11th

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Warner Memorial U Royals helmetTHE ROYALS RULE THE WORLD – The NAIA’s WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS played host to the NCAA Division TWO’s KENTUCKY WESLEYAN COLLEGE PANTHERS and, as NAIA teams are so inclined to do, upset the higher division team. Royals Head Coach Rod Shafer, the master of preparation, had his team firing on all cylinders and sent the Panthers home with a 48-45 loss in an undeniable Instant Classic!

Fort Lewis SkyhawksNUMBER TWO TAKES A FALL – In the NCAA Division Two the FORT LEWIS COLLEGE SKYHAWKS toppled the 2nd ranked team in the nation – the CSU-PUEBLO THUNDERWOLVES. The Skyhawks trailed the Thunderwolves 10-7 in the 1st Quarter and 16-14 at Halftime. When the 3rd Quarter ended FLC held its first lead 17-16 but CSUP retook the lead 22-17 in the 4th. Continue reading →

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PULP HERO G-8 AND HIS BATTLE ACES: STORIES FIFTY-TWO TO FIFTY-FOUR

Satan Paints the SkyBalladeer’s Blog resumes its examination of the neglected Pulp Hero G-8. This is a story-by- story look at the adventures of this World War One American fighter pilot who – along with his two wingmen the Battle Aces – took on various supernatural and super- scientific menaces thrown at the Allied Powers by the Central Powers of Germany, Austria- Hungary and the Ottoman Muslim Turks.

G-8 was created by Robert J Hogan in 1933 when World War One was still being called simply the World War or the Great War. Over the next eleven years Hogan wrote 110 stories featuring the adventures of G-8, the street-smart pug Nippy Weston and the brawny giant Bull Martin. The regular cast was rounded out by our hero’s archenemy Doktor Krueger, by Battle, G-8’s British manservant and by our hero’s girlfriend R-1: an American spy/ nurse whose real name, like G-8’s was never revealed.

Satan Paints the Sky52. SATAN PAINTS THE SKY (January 1938) – Introducing an all-new villain for G-8 and his Battle Aces to take on! Baron Von Todschmecker, a haughty German aristocrat who is determined to see the Central Powers defeat the “assembled rabble” of the Allied Powers. Keeping the Baron forever unhinged: the remains of a knife lodged in his skull in a location too delicate to be surgically removed.  Continue reading →

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NAIA FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO THE NFL: 2014

This year I moved my look at NAIA football players in the NFL and other pro leagues from right after the NFL draft to the heart of college football season.

Montana Tech OrediggersThe MONTANA TECH OREDIGGERS had Linebacker Ryan Jones move on to the Baltimore Ravens.     ###      The BETHEL (TN) WILDCATS had Corner Back Joquel Skinner move on to the Dallas Cowboys.     ###    

Cumberlands_KYThe UNIVERSITY OF THE CUMBERLANDS PATRIOTS had two players move on – Running Back Terrance Cobb to the Jacksonville Jaguars and Wide Receiver /Kick Returner Willie Gibson to the CFL’s Montreal Alouettes.   Continue reading →

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COFFIN JOE HORROR FILMS

Coffin JoeHalloween month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog!  I’ve long been a fan of Jose “Mojica” Marins, Brazil’s notorious King of Horror. Marins’ most famous character is Ze do Caixao aka Coffin Joe, a figure who belongs alongside Dracula, Freddy Krueger, La Llorona and other horror icons from around the world.

Noteworthy movies include :

At Midnight I'll Steal Your SoulAt Midnight I’ll Take Your Soul (1963) – Brazil’s first-ever home-grown horror film was also the very first appearance of Coffin Joe, an undertaker who relishes exploiting and mocking the religious beliefs of the community.

The transgressive, hypnotic figure lords it over those he considers to be ignorant peasants and lesser beings. Ze’s reign of terror sees him inflict physical and psychological torture on his victims, including gouging their eyes out with his incredibly long fingernails. The vile but charismatic monster is searching for a superior woman to mate with while killing off male rivals as well as women who don’t meet his expectations.   Continue reading →

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I.S.L.A.M. AGENTS IN CANADA THWARTED

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY AND MASS RAPE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY AND MASS RAPE.

According to NBC and other sources an unnamed shopping mall in Canada was being targeted by a group of Canadian Muslims for an “ISIS -style attack”. The Muslims were planning to gun down shoppers on crowded escalators as well as bring knives to bear at some point. Fortunately the planned attack was thwarted by authorities. Continue reading →

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THE MAGICIAN (1926): SILENT HORROR FILM

The MagicianHalloween month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog! 

THE MAGICIAN (1926) – This early MGM movie was adapted from Somerset Maugham’s novel based on the notorious Aleister Crowley. Paul Wegener of The Golem fame portrays Oliver Haddo, the sinister title figure who discovers the secret of creating life through Black Magic. He and his dwarf assistant need to use blood from the hearts of female virgins as one of the ingredients, setting up the expected macabre goings-on.  

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WHY ISN’T THE MAGICIAN BETTER KNOWN?! This is a magnificent movie that modern audiences would probably embrace more than they do films like The Phantom of the Opera, Nosferatu and other classics beloved by me and my fellow silent film geeks. There is virtually no overacting or outrageous melodrama in The Magician, just VERY nicely handled horror and suspense. Continue reading →

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FLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE PART THREE

HER CAMPAIGN FAILING MISERABLY, WENDY DAVID DECIDED TO TRY HER MOST AUDACIOUS REWRITING OF HER PAST YET, MUCH TO FLASH'S CHAGRIN.

HER CAMPAIGN FAILING MISERABLY, WENDY DAVIS DECIDED TO TRY HER MOST AUDACIOUS REWRITING OF HER PAST YET, MUCH TO FLASH’S CHAGRIN.

 

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG

North Greenville helmet NEWNCCAA –   1. NORTH GREENVILLE UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS     ###      2. KENTUCKY CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY KNIGHTS     ###      3. GREENVILLE COLLEGE PANTHERS     ###      4. UNIVERSITY OF NORTHWESTERN EAGLES     ###      5. SHORTER UNIVERSITY HAWKS     ###      

Warner Memorial U Royals helmet6. WARNER UNIVERSITY ROYALS     ###      7. CAMPBELLSVILLE UNIVERSITY TIGERS ###      8. MCMURRY UNIVERSITY WAR HAWKS     ###      9. TRINITY INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY TROJANS     ###      10. SOUTHWESTERN ASSEMBLIES OF GOD UNIVERSITY LIONS Continue reading →

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SPOOKIES (1986) – A NEGLECTED BAD MOVIE CLASSIC

Spookies 1SPOOKIES (1986) – Halloween month continues here at Balladeer’s Blog with a look at a bad movie classic that deserves a Plan 9-sized cult. I mean who does this movie have to sleep with in order to be better known?

Spookies is loaded with laughable and outrageous monsters, acting that porn stars would dismiss as amateurish and gore effects that go from wincingly realistic to childishly weak and back again throughout the flick.

The reason for the uneven tone is that Spookies is yet another example of a bad film that was not completed and then was later combined with new footage to slap together a movie with a long enough running time for theatrical release. They Saved Hitler’s Brain, Monster A Go-Go, The Pink Angels plus Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny are four of the best-known examples of these hybrid monstrosities.  

For obvious reasons the characters in the original footage and the completion footage can never interact in the film and part of the fun for lovers of bad movies lies in the awkward lengths the filmmakers go to to try to hide the cut-and- paste nature of their movie. Continue reading →

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THE WORLD WONDERS: HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA?

THIS BUFFOON IS LIVING PROOF WHY WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

THIS BUFFOON IS LIVING PROOF WHY WE NEED THIRD PARTIES.

The weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama’s most recent display of stupidity came when HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT AN OBGYN IS OR HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT! That’s up there with his belief that we have 57 states, that Austrian is a separate language, that Gulf states don’t have to actually be by the Gulf of Mexico and so many other instances of embarrassing imbecility on his part. They’ve all been immortalized on Youtube if you’re curious, with the one where he thought “corpsman” was pronounced “corpse-mun” one of my favorites. Continue reading →

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