DEMOCRATIC POLITICIAN SWORN IN FROM HIS JAIL CELL

Robert Battle

Robert Battle who possibly DID kill someone but his mindless supporters voted for him anyway.

For overseas readers who don’t understand why so many Americans seethe with contempt for the elected officials who think they’re fit to condescendingly lecture the rest of us, here is just the latest example.

East Chicago Councilman Robert Battle is being sworn in to his office FROM HIS JAIL CELL. Battle is in jail on homicide and drug charges.The story broke BEFORE the election, but political party zealots still elected him. Hilarious! Chicago has a nationwide reputation for political sleaze. My low opinion of Barack Obama began back when he was running for the party nomination and I researched his past.

Little Barry O outdid even Richard Nixon for sliminess and it was apparent early on. In the cesspool of Chicago politics however, Obama bubbled and gurgled his way to the surface. Plus the Chicago crookedness often infects other parts of Illinois, too. Not so long ago BACK TO BACK Illinois Governors wound up in prison.

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

No, I’m not kidding. The ever-increasing frequency of things like this example are why I never hesitate to label members of the Democratic and Republican Parties as members of rival gangs of white collar criminals. So many of them spend their political careers barely one step ahead of an indictment yet they often have the nerve to look down their noses at their constituents and call them bigots and worse. Continue reading →

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COOL-NAMED TEAM: RAINY RIVER COLLEGE

Rainy River College VoyageursRAINY RIVER COLLEGE VOYAGEURS

Location: International Falls, MN

Conference Affiliation: Minnesota College Athletic Conference

Comment: The motto of this excellent institution is “Don’t just plan your future … begin your future!” Their secondary motto should be “Don’t call your sports teams something boring like Eagles, Tigers, Bulldogs or Wildcats … call them something cool like Voyageurs!” Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are familiar with the Continue reading →

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RAGNAR THE TERRIER’S IDITAROD COUNTDOWN

RagnarRAGNAR: Hello peeps! Ragnar here! I’m not a Huskie but I play one on tv. The 2016 Iditarod is just 37 days away and as always my Uncle Balladeer’s Blog will be the forum for my Mom’s inimitable coverage complete with on-the-spot nicknames made up for all the competitors.

My Mommy (Rosemary to the rest of you) is a big fan of the Iditarod and she often writes profiles of the competitors. Continue reading →

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MUSLIM ATROCITIES EXPLAINED BY AMERICAN LIBERALS

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ISLAM IS SLAVERY

Balladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the web that equally criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives. Due to the daily occurrence of Muslim atrocities it’s become impossible to ignore the fact that American Liberals gutlessly and hypocritically crawl for Islam even though it stands for everything Liberals PRETEND to oppose.

That being said, let’s look at some of the activities of the Religion of Perpetual Outrage and the rationale American Liberals use to justify them:

***In Linz, Austria six Muslims hit the public baths and the result: sexual assault on a three year old Austrian boy.

***American Liberals Explain It: That Austrian boy should have checked his White Privilege before having the nerve to inflict his presence on the vulnerable Muslim community.

*** At indoor public swimming pools across Europe many of the unidentified, unknown Muslims that Merkel and Company invited to swarm in are congregating and assaulting women of nearly all ages, plus urinating and defecating in the children’s pools because they can’t be bothered to leave their ogling and use the restrooms.

*** American Liberals Explain It: It is not convenient to acknowledge this, despite all the phone camera verifications of these events. Therefore, these things are not happening. And if they are it’s racist to talk about it. Besides, colonialism … and we REFUSE to talk about Islam’s colonial atrocities.

*** The truth is coming out about how the Rape Spree in the city of Cologne was not isolated. TWELVE of Germany’s SIXTEEN states suffered New Year’s Eve breakouts of the Muslim tradition of Taharrush – mass rapes and assaults on non-Muslim women.

*** American Liberals Explain It: We Liberals are intellectually superior to the rabble and we know that American college campuses are the only places where there is a Rape Culture. In spite of the closed circuit tv security footage that verified those assaults we Enlightened Ones know that Muslims never commit actions like this. Never. The women making accusations are probably just a bunch of right-wing Christian Islamophobes. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS: NAIA2

Keiser SeahawksFROM BALLADEER’S BLOG:

NAIA2 – 1. KEISER UNIVERSITY SEAHAWKS     ###    2. DAVENPORT UNIVERSITY PANTHERS     ###    3. UNIVERSITY OF SAINT FRANCIS (IL) FIGHTING SAINTS     ###    4. TABOR COLLEGE BLUE JAYS     ###    5. BETHEL (IN) PILOTS (Riverboat Pilots)     ###     Continue reading →

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ALEI AND PATA: SAMOAN DEITIES

SamoaThere’s been a great surge in interest recently in Balladeer’s Blog’s long-ago examination of the gods of Samoa. In honor of that here’s a look at a male and female pair of deities from that same pantheon.

ALEI & PATA – Two ancient culture deities of Samoa. Alei and Pata taught the Samoans about home construction, laying out a village and various funerary practices, including embalming. The figures were worshiped jointly as the patron deities of these undertakings, just as the goddesses Taema and Tilafaiga were jointly considered the patron deities of tattooing.

Alei and Pata did not come down to Earth in their godly bodies like their fellow divinities usually did. Continue reading →

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES AND WHINING

liberals and conservativesBalladeer’s Blog remains the only site on the web that truly criticizes Liberals and Conservatives equally. Obama supporters – better known as the callous, the comfortable and the uncaring – continue to whine to me about how appalled they are that I don’t share their high opinion of themselves.

Anyone can tell that the vast majority of my political positions are ones generally associated with the political left. Despite that fact, the areas where I disagree with the left – most prominently my criticism of Islam (AND all other religions) plus my recognition of what a horrible president Obama has been – prompt American Liberal totalitarians to try to accuse me of being a Conservative. Hilarious!

Anyway I’ve written plenty about why so many of us who used to consider ourselves Liberals have grown disgusted with the cowardly hypocrisy of the political left. Here’s another person’s reasons for finding American Liberals to be everything they pretend to oppose. (I’m not a fan of the website but I read both left-wing  and right-wing sites because it’s the only way to hear both sides) TO READ IT CLICK Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RESULTS: THE LATEST

North Central CardinalsNUMBER TWO TAKES A FALL – The 25th ranked NORTH CENTRAL (IL) CARDINALS  provided a shocker yesterday as they hosted the number 2 team in the nation – the ELMHURST COLLEGE BLUE JAYS. The Cardinals parlayed a 36-25 Halftime lead into an 80-62 upset victory. Jagger Anderson led North Central with 20 points. 

Colby White MulesOTHER UPSETS IN THE TOP TWENTY-FIVE – The COLBY COLLEGE WHITE MULES edged the visiting (8) AMHERST COLLEGE LORD JEFFS in a 66-64 Instant Classic     ###     And the PACIFIC LUTHERAN UNIVERSITY LUTES took it on the road, toppling the (16) WHITMAN COLLEGE MISSIONARIES by the tight final score of 79-74. Continue reading →

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PELE AND HI’IAKA: EPIC OF HAWAII PART TWO

Pele and Hi'iakaBalladeer’s Blog continues its examination of the grand and exciting Hawaiian epic about the goddesses Pele and Hi’iaka.

PART TWO

As Pele’s sister Hi’iaka and the other gods worried that the volcano and fire goddess’ spirit form (kino wailua) had departed forever, that spirit form was still enjoying its lengthy visit with Prince Lohiau on Kaua’i. Continue reading →

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FRANCES BARBER SPEAKS OUT ABOUT MUSLIM MISOGYNY

Frances Barber

Frances Barber

Another woman with a backbone has spoken out about the misogyny and other outdated attitudes Islam carries with it. British actress Frances Barber publicly discussed her encounter with a Muslim man who flaunted his religion’s savage superstitions about women and how they should dress and conduct themselves.

See the link below for the details. I know it’s nowhere near as bad as the Muslim rape mobs who preyed on (at last count) over 1,000 women but it still underscores one of my points: Plenty of us stopped considering ourselves part of the political left because of the left’s cowardly and hypocritical refusal to show enough societal solidarity to make it clear to Muslim men that their backward views have no place in the multicultural free nations of the west.

Instead, here in America, Liberals constantly make excuses for Islam’s misogyny or even try to deny that it exists. And there’s also the skyrocketing number of Muslim women in America being forced by their parents to undergo Female Genital Mutilation. New York is the biggest problem area, so even the New York Times couldn’t ignore that issue.  

FRANCES BARBER STORY HERE Continue reading →

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