ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION: WITHIN AN ACE OF THE END OF THE WORLD (1900)

End of the worldWITHIN AN ACE OF THE END OF THE WORLD (1900) – Written by Robert Barr. No doubt about it, Barr was obsessed with the notion of humanity possibly bringing on its own demise through ill-considered scientific tampering. Recently Balladeer’s Blog reviewed another of his stories, The Doom of London, which mined the same creative territory.

This time around the tale is set in the “present” and the near future of 1903. In 1900 a scientist named Bonsel treats a crowd of VIPs to a lavish banquet, after which he announces that all of the food consumed was created artificially. This was done through his new process of drawing nitrogen from the atmosphere and combining it with other chemicals.

Thus the Great Food Corporation is launched, with many of the banquet’s attendees being its initial investors. The company thrives until 1903, when the Guildhall Banquet degenerates into a chaotic bacchanal and partial riot. Soon this “Guildhall Syndrome” spreads, with the most beastly aspects of human nature on display everywhere it manifests.  

John Rule, a British gentleman put off by the poor taste of it all, probes deeper and determines that the scandalous orgies and accompanying violence have been caused by an atmospheric imbalance. That imbalance was caused by the Great Food Corporation’s siphoning off of too much nitrogen from Earth’s atmosphere. Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER TENTH ROUNDUP OF NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS

Here’s another current events roundup from Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog.

*** NEW – FREQUENT DEMOCRAT TARGET CHARLIE KIRK SHOT AT SPEAKING EVENT IN A UTAH UNIVERSITY. As is my usual policy on such an incident I will comment on this after the initial fog of confusion clears up in a few days.

BIDEN REGIME EXPOSED FOR DISTORTING JOB FIGURES DURING THEIR TERM – IT TURNS OUT THE REGIME CREATED NINE HUNDRED ELEVEN THOUSAND FEWER JOBS THAN THEY TOOK CREDIT FOR. More HERE. Is anyone surprised? Related item HERE.

FORMER HAMAS HOSTAGE CREDITS PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH SAVING HIS LIFE.

CHICAGO MAN WHOSE DAUGHTER WAS KILLED BY AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BLASTS DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR PRITZKER FOR OPPOSING ICE.

FURTHER PROOF THAT THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION FAILED IN ITS PURPOSE: TWELFTH GRADE READING AND MATH SCORES HIT TWENTY YEAR LOW. Administrative bloat and hiring activists instead of teachers let down all the students.

MORE DEMOCRATS EXPOSED AS HAVING ACTUALLY VISITED EPSTEIN’S ISLAND. Not just allegedly sending a birthday card back in 2003.

DEMOCRAT COMPLICITY IN THE IRYNA ZARUTSKA MURDER. They also tried to censor the part of the tape where the killer says “I got that white girl.”  NEW YORK TIMES SAYS ONLY “THE RIGHT” IS UPSET ABOUT THE MURDER.

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLETS CAUGHT IN MORE LIES: THE ICE DETAINEES THEY CLAIMED WERE “FIREFIGHTERS” ARE REALLY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WITH EXTENSIVE CRIMINAL HISTORIES.

WHOLESALE INFLATION DROPPED IN AUGUST, DESPITE ANTI-TRUMPER PREDICTIONS THAT IT WOULD GO UP. The greatest president for the working class and the poor during my lifetime.

MICHIGAN JUDGE CORRECTLY DISMISSES THE CHARGES AGAINST FIFTEEN PEOPLE FOR THE PERFECTLY LEGAL ACT OF SELECTING ALTERNATE ELECTORS YEARS AGO. More HERE. Imbecilic anti-Trumpers apparently don’t understand that separate slates of electors happen all the time. It doesn’t change which slate will be sent to certify the election results.

SENATOR WARNS OF THE ONGOING CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS CAUSED BY THE ILLEGITIMATE BIDEN PARDONS. Continue reading

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BAD MOVIES: MORE BRUCEPLOITATION KUNG FU FILMS

Previously, Balladeer’s Blog reviewed various examples of Bruceploitation Movies, that odd subgenre full of martial arts spectacles exploiting and otherwise trying to cash in on the explosion of popularity in kung-fu films that the real Bruce Lee brought to the west.

I examined The Clones of Bruce Lee, about three clones made from the dead Bruce’s cell samples; The Dragon Lives Again, about Bruce fighting his way back from the Afterlife; and Fist of Fear, Touch of Death, in which a tournament to crown Lee’s successor features moves like tearing out your opponent’s eyeballs in what the film calls “a dazzling piece of showmanship.”

Here are some more of the weirdest, most bottom of the barrel Bruceploitation productions ever made.

BRUCE, KUNG FU GIRLS (1977) – Also released as Bruce’s Angels, Bruce Lee’s Kung Fu Girls and several other titles, but I have a soft spot for this more inane title selection. I really hope that movies titled Bruce, Gone with the Wind; Bruce, Whose Life is it Anyway? and Bruce, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues also exist. But as we’ve established, I’m kind of weird.

Taiwan’s Sweetheart Polly Shang Kwan stars as Polly, who works as a martial arts instructor at a health resort. When her police superintendent uncle is at wit’s end dealing with the reign of terror of a criminal who can turn invisible, Polly gets called in to help the force take him down.

Bruce, Polly has her four best female students join her in this elite crimefighting unit as she romances the young scientist who made the stolen invisibility formula, lip-synchs (horribly) to a pop song and guards a moon rock so that it doesn’t get stolen. Bruce, this flick is a head-shaker. Continue reading

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THE BARON (1966-1967) FORGOTTEN TELEVISION

THE BARON (1966-1967) – This ITC/ABC venture starred rugged he-man Steve Forrest as wealthy Texan John Mannering, who works for British Intelligence under the codename the Baron. Mannering’s assistant was Cordelia Winfield, played by the British actress Sue Lloyd.

Underneath his two-fisted Texan surface persona, John Mannering was highly cultured and knew his way around the art world just like Joe Bob Briggs was the surface persona for John Bloom, Dallas’ classical music and opera critic. (Yes, I still love wildly inappropriate comparisons.)

Viewers are told that the Baron started working in intelligence operations during World War II as part of the real-life Monuments, Fine Arts and Archives unit recovering plundered works of art from the Nazis who stole them. 

Mannering’s cover in London was an antique dealer and jet-set playboy. He drove around in a Jensen C-V8 that had the personalized license plate BAR 1. The Baron was originally a character from novels but John Mannering bore little resemblance to his printed page counterpart.

Dalek creator Terry Nation was one of the writers for this series, which ran for 30 1-hour episodes. Continue reading

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LYSISTRATA (c 411 B.C.) THE FIRST ANCIENT GREEK COMEDY I COVERED BACK IN 2011

Lysistrata

LYSISTRATA (c 411 B.C.) – When I first started examining ancient Greek comedies here at Balladeer’s Blog I jokingly stated that surely readers would want me to start with Aristophanes’ most notorious and bawdiest satire. 

Lysistrata was written by the Big A himself, Aristophanes, and this comedy always makes a perfect introductory play for newcomers to Ancient Greek Comedy. Part of its accessibility to modern audiences obviously comes from the risqué premise of the play, of course. For me the notion that we can understand and laugh at the same simplistic but brilliant story that Athenian audiences from over 2,400 years ago laughed at and appreciated embodies the value of these ancient works.  

THE PREMISE

By 411 BC the Peloponnesian War between Athens (and its allied city-states) and Sparta (and its allied city-states) had been raging for roughly 20 years. The war provides the backdrop for many of Aristophanes’ surviving comedies and is especially relevant where Lysistrata is concerned.   Weary of the long, drawn-out conflict the women of Athens, led by the title character Lysistrata (supposedly based on Lysimache, the Priestess of Athena in Athens at the time), join forces with the women of Sparta and decide to withhold sex from the men until they agree to bring an end to the war. 

THE PLAY Continue reading

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NEWS, MEMES AND POLITICAL CARTOONS ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER EIGHTH

 Independent Voter Site Balladeer’s Blog offers up another current events roundup.

A DEMOCRAT MAYOR IN NEW JERSEY IS THE LATEST TO LEAVE THAT INCREASINGLY UNHINGED POLITICAL PARTY. He’s become a Republican and endorsed one for governor.

A SECOND TEACHER AT A WISCONSIN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHARGED WITH SEX WITH CHILDREN. Democrats, can you please leave children alone?

MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE BIDEN-HARRIS REGIME’S BIGOTED OPPRESSION.

IN DEMOCRAT-RUN MINNESOTA, ICE HAS ARRESTED AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT WHO WAS EMPLOYED WITH MINNESOTA’S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. Let me emphasize that for overseas readers – A CONVICTED SEXUAL ASSAILANT WHO IS ALSO IN THE U.S. ILLEGALLY WAS EMPLOYED BY DEMOCRAT-RUN MINNESOTA’S DEPARTMENT OF “EDUCATION.”

        So, did this Kenyan’s fellow employees know they were working alongside such a figure? Was he employed with full awareness of his past or did Democrat delusions that doing background checks is a “racist” activity mean that nobody even looked into his past or his immigration status?  

DEMOCRAT MEDIA OUTLET CBS NEWS ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY AFTER GETTING NAILED FOR DECEPTIVELY EDITING THEIR INTERVIEW WITH DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BUSTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SMUGGLING RING.

MARGOLIS ON THE WAY DEMOCRAT POLICIES ENDANGER PUBLIC SAFETY.

THE HORRIFIC CHARLOTTE STABBING BY ATTACKER WHO HAS BEEN ARRESTED OVER A DOZEN PREVIOUS TIMES. Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER SIXTH

HEADLINES

NUMBER TEN TAKES A FALL – In NCAA Division Three the 23rd ranked GROVE CITY COLLEGE WOLVERINES were on the road against the number 10 team in the nation – the CORTLAND STATE RED DRAGONS. The Red Dragons led 7-0 in the opening Quarter but Grove City tied things up 14-14 at the Half. The Wolverines shut them out from there to win the game 31-14.

HILLSDALE ON THE ROAD – The storied HILLSDALE COLLEGE CHARGERS traveled to face the MCKENDREE UNIVERSITY BEARCATS. A scoreless 1st Quarter was followed by a 14-0 Chargers lead at Halftime. In the 3rd Quarter the Bearcats made it a 14-14 tie, then went up 17-14 in the 4th. Hillsdale then came from behind for a 22-17 victory. Continue reading

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ANYONE FOR A BUFORD PUSSER PLUS ED AND LORRAINE WARREN MOVIE MARATHON?

So, with Buford Pusser being exposed very recently and the Warrens being exposed long ago, yet movies still being made that depict the latter two figures in a positive light, watching any of the many movies about all of them seems in bad taste now.

Y’know?

Seriously, their movies individually are cringe-inducing these days.

I can’t imagine how it would feel watching multiple movies about any of the three.

What an ugly state of affairs this has turned into. Continue reading

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LADY JUSTICE

This weekend’s escapist, light-hearted superhero post from Balladeer’s Blog looks at the character Lady Justice.

LADY JUSTICE Vol 1 #1 (Sep 1995)

Title: Hope & Dread

Writer: C.J. Henderson

Synopsis: The disembodied female epitome of blind justice is revealed to be capable of endowing superpowers on suffering women. Those ladies can then use their greater than normal strength, enhanced hearing and smell, plus their uncanny skill with enchanted swords and/or guns to avenge themselves on those who wronged them.

NOTE: The concept is like an exclusively female version of the 1989 creation the Crow, but in this case the people temporarily animated by Lady Justice are not dead. In this debut story Janine Farrell, a woman in a wheelchair, is inhabited by Lady Justice to get revenge for the murder of her two brothers.

LADY JUSTICE Vol 1 #2 (Oct 1995)

Title: Stepp’d in Blood

Writer: C.J. Henderson

Synopsis: The incorporeal Lady Justice urges her formerly crippled avatar to now pursue the criminal bosses above the men behind the killing of her brothers and the innocent bystanders who got caught in the crossfire.

After leaving a pile of dead bodies in her wake, the avatar of Lady Justice resolves to follow the predatory chain of command all the way to the top of the particular organization she is currently at war with.  Continue reading

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BALLADEER’S BLOG’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER FOURTH

NAIA

NAIA OVER THE NCAA – The only NAIA game last night was this one between the VALLEY CITY STATE VIKINGS and the visiting AUGSBURG UNIVERSITY AUGGIES from NCAA Division Three. This clash was over almost before it began as the Vikings seized a 19-0 lead in the 1st Quarter on their way to a 27-0 shutout of the Auggies.

NCAA DIVISION TWO

BATTLE OF RANKED TEAMS – The number 18 team in the nation – the CALIFORNIA (PA) UNIVERSITY VULCANS – welcomed the 21st ranked UNIVERSITY OF CHARLESTON GOLDEN EAGLES. A 10-7 opening Quarter advantage for the Vulcans became a 20-13 lead by Halftime. The Golden Eagles outscored Cal (PA) 6-3 from there, but the Vulcans won this 23-19 thriller.

ALL NAME GAMES – The HENDERSON STATE REDDIES trounced the SOUTHERN NAZARENE UNIVERSITY CRIMSON STORM 48-13   ###   Meanwhile, the UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS AT MONTICELLO BOLL WEEVILS won 32-10 at the SOUTHEASTERN OKLAHOMA STATE SAVAGE STORM   ###   And the SOUTHERN ARKANSAS UNIVERSITY MULERIDERS dismembered the OKLAHOMA BAPTIST UNIVERSITY BISON 49-14. Continue reading

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