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SABRINA ERDELY REPORTS: BIGFOOT RAPED MOTHMAN

Disgraced "journalist" (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced “journalist” (LMAO) Sabrina Rubin Erdely

Disgraced Rolling Stone reporter Sabrina Rubin Erdely, best known for her UVA rape hoax, has broken another story wide open! Erdely reports that Bigfoot has raped Mothman and did it in the Bermuda Triangle no less! According to Erdely and her sources Haven Monahan and a woman known only as “Jackie” one out of every five cryptozoological (in other words “non-existent”) creatures experience rape. Though that statistic has been proven wrong over and over again Erdely – keeping true to the standards of her UVA rape hoax story – keeps citing it as if it was the truth.  Continue reading →

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HARRY REID: HAVEN MONAHAN BEAT ME UP!

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

Sabrina Erdely is ready to go to press with the story that Haven Monahan beat up sleazy Senator Harry Reid.

It’s no secret that American politicians from the Democratic and Republican parties are the lowest life forms on the planet. Harry Reid is no exception. This sleazy Senator has been dogged for years by stories about being in the pocket of organized crime. He’s also bragged about abusing his Senatorial privilege to lie about political opponents on the floor of the U.S. Senate (where he has immunity to slander charges). 

Reid keeps changing his story about the alleged beating he took around New Year’s Day, claiming all manner of accidents caused it. This despite the fact that the Capitol Police, who responded to his situation, have refused to comment on exactly what happened. 

The possibility that after Reid’s recent exposure for casino influence-peddling he got beaten up by organized crime elements angry over the way his public failure brought THEM unwanted attention as well is just one of the rumors going around. Shortly after the incident Reid announced he was stepping down, feeding all the talk. Continue reading →

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ANIMAL HOUSE 2015: SABRINA ERDELY BLUES

Animal House 2015The 2015 remake of Animal House hits theaters this week just in time to coincide with the Columbia School of “Journalism” (LMAO) releasing its results about the Sabrina Erdely UVA article at Rolling Stone magazine. The fraudulent report Jann Wenner’s publication ran has been exposed as a failure of every basic practice of reportorial decency and fundamental fact-finding.  

Cult director Eddie Wozniak scores again with this bawdy and hilarious look at an innocent fraternity of young men at an unnamed university in the American south. The fraternity, Phi Kappa Psi, is a heroic band of youths minding their own business when they are blindsided by a sleazy, opportunistic reporter for Strolling Rune magazine, campus hate groups and the university’s corrupt president. Continue reading →

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SABRINA ERDELY’S LATEST SCOOP: THE SMURFS GANG-RAPED SMURFETTE

ERDELY: "This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!"

ERDELY: “This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!”

 SABRINA ERDELY: THE “REPORTER” WHO SET WOMEN BACK ABOUT 60 YEARS. 

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STARBUCKS: THE TEN GROSSEST THINGS TO HAPPEN THERE

MR YUCK IS GREEN

MR YUCK IS GREEN

I think it’s long past time for a national conversation on possible health hazards at Starbucks restaurants. Bloated rich pig corporate bigshots like to think they’re above the rest of us. Especially when it comes to rat hair in food and rat excrement in coffee beans. Here’s a list of the ten grossest things to happen at Starbucks Coffee. Source listed below:

10. FINGERNAILS IN THE BACON, CHEDDAR AND EGG SANDWICH

9.  PASTRIES DROPPED IN A POOL OF VOMIT FROM A SICK CHILD, THEN BRUSHED OFF AND SERVED TO THE CUSTOMER ANYWAY.

8. BITS OF USED TOILET PAPER SHOWING UP IN THE MUFFINS.

7. EMPLOYEES CAUGHT SNEAKING TOILET WATER INTO THE COFFEE. Continue reading →

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MORE I.S.L.A.M – INTOLERANT SAVAGES LOATHING ALL MODERNITY

THIS IS ISLAM

THIS IS ISLAM

I’m a non-believer but only the most cowardly hypocrites try to deny the fact that Islam is the most intolerant and violent religion in the world at this particular point in history. The savagely superstitious practitioners of that misogynistic, homophobic and irrational belief system attack freedom wherever they go and expect the civilized world to live according to their own barbaric and ridiculously outdated attitudes.

Muhammad

Muhammad

Only mindless fanatics would kill people for drawing pictures of their religion’s central figure, in Islam’s case an insane child rapist named Muhammad who died centuries ago. In Copenhagen at a Free Speech event a Muslim named Omar Abdel Hamid El-Hussein opened fire on the participants (I told you Islam hates freedom) and, following that murderous spree, opened fire on Jews celebrating a Bat-Mitzhah. (Muslims hate Jews even more than they hate freedom.)    

Marriage in the Islamic State

Marriage in the Islamic State

The Libyan branch of the Obama-spawned Islamic State beheaded 21 Coptic Christians because a) Muslim savages LOVE beheading people and b) if there are no Jews on hand then killing Christians is their idea of a good time. If there are only other Muslims around then they have fun by killing those Muslims who interpret the ridiculous Koran differently than they do. The important thing as a Muslim is to kill and kill and kill and kill. Creative, civilized behavior is for infidels. Continue reading →

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MUSLIM ATROCITIES: A SMALL SAMPLING OF THE LATEST

Can't you just feel the love?

Can’t you just feel the love?

Just a small sampling of the latest atrocities perpetrated by Muslim fanatics – practitioners of the most homophobic, misogynistic, intolerant, superstitious and violent religion in the world at this particular point in history.

Cowardly apologists for Islam love to pretend that the delicate little darlings are always entirely justified in their non-stop killing, genital mutilation of women, etc so I have no illusions that they will care about any of this. To those would-be Kapos for Islam if someone is killed by a Muslim that means the dead victim had it coming.  

NIGERIA – Boko Haram, the Nigerian franchise of the global enterprise called I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) still haven’t released the female captives that the world pretended to care about for approximately 30 seconds. In fact they’ve taken even more captives, mutilated their genitals and have taken to using children as young as 10 as improvised suicide bombers. What a peaceful religion!   Continue reading →

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FUNKY FERGUSON: HELD OVER ANOTHER SMASH WEEK

Hands Up Don't Shoot

Unidentified black men making with the ubiquitous new hand-signal which means “I have a very small penis.”

FUNKY FERGUSON – This late December release continues to absolutely dominate the box office. Funky Ferguson is the title character of this very dark satire which uses the style and structure of 1970’s blaxploitation films to comment on the horrific events in Ferguson, MO. Continue reading →

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MUHAMMAD BATHING IN BLOOD: GUTSY GERMAN MAG’S COVER

"NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS"

“NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS”

The German publication the Berliner Kurier continued showing defiance to Muslim fanatics and their would-be Kapos in the west. Islam is always the rabid animal retarding the rest of the world’s social progress and the ugly Muslim habit of wanting to stifle freedom wherever they go MUST be opposed.  

The misogyny, homophobia and superstitious savagery of Islam is incompatible with diverse societies and Muslims expect “understanding” and “tolerance” to be a one-way street.

A depiction of their child-raping “prophet” (snicker) bathing in blood while reading a copy of Charlie Hebdo is much more daring than anything the gutless newspapers in America will run. At any rate all religions are nonsense but Islam is the only one that continues living in the 7th Century. Continue reading →

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MUSLIMS SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS IN NIGERIA

To clueless American Liberals this Boko Haram figure is the Che Guevara of tomorrow.

To clueless American Liberals this Boko Haram figure is the Che Guevara of tomorrow. Look for him on the T-shirts of pretentious undergrads at a university near you!

As we have all seen, in Islam a day without killing as many people as you can is like a day without sunshine. If you can’t kill non-Muslims they feel you should AT LEAST be killing other Muslims who interpret the ridiculous Koran differently.

Boko Haram, the well-known Nigerian franchise in the global I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) cartel, took a break from kidnapping women, mutilating their genitals, raping and killing them to simply kill and kill and kill today. These 21st Century Nazis swept through more than a dozen villages leaving thousands of corpses in their wake.

Their reason? Don’t worry – the world’s spineless apologists for Islam will come up with one for them. I’m sure an indignant Ben Affleck feels the excitable young lads just went looking for some sandwiches when their victims committed the “Islamophobic” act of getting in the way of Boko Haram’s bullets, knives, machetes, etc.  

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY,  MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

I’ll never become a Conservative but the reason I stopped considering myself a Liberal long ago was because of the way American Liberals in particular dropped to their bellies after the 9-11 attacks and decided to crawl for Islam. Prior to those attacks it was commonplace in Liberal circles to have conversations about what could be done to deal with the Muslim world, which made the worst of America’s Red States look like California by comparison. After those attacks it became clear what cowardly hypocrites American Liberals are and they’ve been working overtime to prove it ever since.

The world needs to remember the way Liberals are behaving through all this. Decades from now, when it becomes painfully obvious through hindsight that EVERYONE with a conscience should have been speaking out about Islam – in other words, when it becomes SAFE to speak out against it – American Liberals will slither out from their hiding places in academia, entertainment and politics and will PRETEND that they were the ones who led the world in speaking out about Islam.

Decades from now when it's safe Liberals will pretend they led the world in condemning Muslim homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

Decades from now when it’s safe Liberals will pretend they led the world in condemning Muslim homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

LIBERALS WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO REWRITE HISTORY TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THOSE OF US OPPOSING MUSLIM FANATICS HERE IN THE EARLY 21st CENTURY WERE LIBERALS. They will sit around like they always do pompously pretending that if THEY had been alive back then naturally they would have had the courage to speak out about Islam’s abuses. They’ve done this with so many issues. Opposing slavery, opposing Nazis, the Civil Rights struggle for African-Americans, etc.

Once it becomes safe Liberals are happy to pretend they were championing a dangerous cause all along. For now, we see every day what cowards they are. The reason I always include posts like this in my “Liberals and Conservatives” category is because Liberals are de facto Muslim fanatics. They defend and enable every atrocity perpetrated by Islam.

To put it another way: EVERY GUTLESS LIBERAL DEFENDING ISLAM TODAY WILL BE PRETENDING THEY OPPOSED IT THE MINUTE THE COAST IS CLEAR. Continue reading →

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