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ISLAM: CAPTIONING FUN

 

AND HERE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BARACK OBAMA WHO COINED THIS SAYING!

AND HERE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BARACK OBAMA WHO COINED THIS SAYING!

Sure, Islam is the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history but its hatred of free speech is equally repulsive! Continue reading

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LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES & THINKING PEOPLE ARE TURNING CONSERVATIVE

THIS BLITHERING IDIOT RECENTLY SAID "THE WORLD IS NOW A LESS VIOLENT PLACE THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN."

THIS BLITHERING IDIOT RECENTLY SAID “THE WORLD IS NOW A LESS VIOLENT PLACE THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN.”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from an America whose political system has been hijacked by two rival gangs of white collar criminals called Democrats and Republicans. My antipathy toward American Liberals and American Conservatives is well known so let’s all enjoy another critical look at these two groups. We’ll start with Liberals since they are more pompous and obnoxious at this particular point in history. 

American Liberals are hilariously pretentious asses and they spend their lives in a constant state of thinking everyone they know is “becoming conservative”. When their friends show independent thought American Liberals fall to pieces because they’re incapable of individuality. They’re also terrified of facing the REAL issues so they instead wage battles that were already won long ago. That’s why they love to accuse everyone of (yawn) racism because EVERYBODY agrees racism is bad, it’s just that American Liberals see it even where it doesn’t exist. Continue reading

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ENJOY THE DECLINE (2013) AARON CLAREY’S WITTY AND INSIGHTFUL GUIDE TO MAKING MERRY AMID THE RUINS

Enjoy the DeclineAaron Clarey is an economist and the author of the irreverent  Captain Capitalism site. His book Enjoy the Decline: Accepting and Living with the Death of the United States is the perfect guide for coping with the masochistic self- destruction of the premier Western Democracy.

Unlike morose examinations of this topic by Mark Steyn and others Clarey greets the twilight of individual liberties and the diminishing of economic expectations with a swashbuckling smile and a cocktail in one hand. His guide is meant partly tongue-in- cheek but he manages to convey some very practical advice – especially for the younger population who are facing a far bleaker future than previous generations. Continue reading

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AMERICAN LIBERAL DEITIES: THEMSELVES

I’ve made my contempt for American Liberals and American Conservatives very clear in the past. The Liberal and Conservative fanatics who have taken over the Democratic and Republican Parties are hopelessly destructive fools.

However, at this particular point in history the pretentious asses of American Liberalism are more pompous and hubristic than American Conservatives so I’m “deconstructing” their mythological figures first. I’ll do Conservative Mythology next. 

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

Liberals think they possess The One True Worldview.

The number one deity in American Liberal mythology would be – THEMSELVES! Make no mistake, the most vulnerable part of any American Liberal is their ego. Clueless American Conservatives often make the mistake of thinking they’re insulting Liberals by calling them unpatriotic or socialist or ungodly. Accusations like that only charge the batteries of Liberals. The best way to actually insult American Liberals is by pointing out to them how pretentious, snobbish and insecure they are. It also helps to point out to them how hopelessly naive they are, too, despite their self-image as cosmopolitan sophisticates.

American Liberals are always convinced that they have Really Deep Thoughts that other people couldn’t possibly have ever had and they trot out their childishly simplistic take on world affairs in conversations and expect the people they’re talking to to be ever so impressed. Unfortunately for Liberals they’re invariably stagnated at some level of political discourse the rest of us moved on from years – if not decades – ago. I’ll point out again that American Liberals are so far behind the rest of us they actually think they’re ahead. Continue reading

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THE OBAMA/NIXON PARALLELS KEEP PILING UP!

Obama legacyThe weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama continues to slither even lower than his fellow reptile Richard Nixon did. Nixon could only muster an eighteen and a half minute gap regarding likely incriminating evidence but Little Barry Obama has left history with a TWO YEAR GAP of e-mails regarding the IRS/ Lois Lerner scandal (which itself is just one of dozens of criminal scandals hovering around the administration of this repulsive little slug from the cesspool of Chicago politics).

As various IT professionals are stating it is inconceivable for all of the emails between an IRS chief and the White House to simply disappear because of computer problems like the administration is lying abou – um, I mean claiming. A reasonable person might conclude that this is another example of the corruption at the core of the Obama Administration … and might wonder what bombshells are still to come. Continue reading

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A SHOUTOUT ABOUT THE UPCOMING DECLARATION OF EQUALITIES FOR MUSLIM WOMEN

Nadia Shahram

Nadia Shahram

Nadia Shahram is the leader of the Muslim Women’s Liberation Movement. On July 18th to 19th she will be leading the discussion and signing of a Declaration of Equalities for Muslim Women at historic Seneca Falls. As an American I’m always proud to point out that the original Seneca Falls meeting of so long ago saw the signing of the figurative Declaration of Independence of American women who taylored the document to resemble America’s own Declaration of Independence. The portion that laid out their grievances against society paralleled our own Contintental Congress’ enumeration of King George III’s crimes against Americans.

It’s incredibly moving to know that these women selected this venue for their historic meeting and declaration.

Regarding the cowardly hypocrisy of so many around the world in regard to Muslim Apartheid Shahram herself says:

“I was concerned about the apathy which surrounds the plight of Muslim women. In addition to the horrific atrocities such as honor killings, stoning, acid pouring, genital mutilation, child brides, and burnings, the majority of Muslim women worldwide are also subjected to unjust laws, discrimination, and a general lack of basic human rights. Some of these include child custody, self-determination and autonomy, access to education and employment, social and cultural restriction, travel limitations, and much more.

“The legal systems and the courts have failed to protect these women. The Declaration of Equalities movement is my way (as a female lawyer) of putting pressure on these nations and governments to amend their laws and provide equal rights and protection for women.” Continue reading

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OBAMA: IS HE STUPID IN ADDITION TO BEING WEAK, INEPT AND CROOKED?

Obama DerpWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes American Liberals and American Conservatives equally. Presented for your convenience is this week’s handy guide to the latest disasters and embarrassments of the Obama administration – the most laughable and larcenous in American history.

A. IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD – Mad Magazine, an American institution for decades, unleashed their latest anti- Obama broadside: a mock version of the Saving Private Ryan movie posters ridiculing Little Barry’s absurd and ill- considered deal to release FIVE Al Qaeda heavy- hitters in exchange for AN AMERICAN DESERTER SUSPECTED OF COLLABORATING WITH HIS CAPTORS!? Continue reading

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RESIGNATION FRIDAY: OBAMA SMELLS MORE LIKE NIXON BY THE DAY

The piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history's shoes

The piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes

With the resignation this afternoon of Jay Carney on top of the earlier resignation of Obama’s designated fall guy for the V.A. scandal the weak, inept and crooked little Barack Obama gives off more and more of the same stench that Richard Nixon did. Now who will Little Barry throw to the wolves over the IRS scandal, Benghazi, the outing of the CIA Chief of Station in Afghanistan and the countless other criminal investigations still plaguing this piece of sewage from the cesspool of Chicago politics? Continue reading

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SUPERSTITIOUS MUSLIM SAVAGES STILL INTENT ON HANGING MERIAM IBRAHAM

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

A SYMBOL OF HATRED AND SLAVERY

In a world where practicioners of the most barbaric, homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world – Islam – have the repulsive audacity to snivel and whine about alleged “oppression” whenever their outdated, blood-soaked faith is criticized we continue to see how non-Muslims are treated under Shariah law in the Muslim world.

The world has long been aware of Ibraham’s plight – she has been sentenced to death for marrying a non-Muslim American man and for refusing to recant her new-found religion and return to Islam. The Obama administration can’t figure out how demanding the release of an American’s wife can help them woo the votes of illegal immigrants so they have done NOTHING for this woman, her husband or her 20- month old child who has been suffering in a jail cell with his mother for months now.  

The Muslim savages in Sudan had the unfortunate woman give birth in prison and now plan to carry out the death sentence – after giving her 100 lashes for marrying out of Islam. Meriam told her family she would rather die than return to Islam – and what civilized person WOULDN’T prefer to die than spend one day trapped in that nightmarish excuse for a religion?

What say from now on we all agree to spit in the face of the next whiny apologist for Islam we encounter? And Muslims who PRETEND they are suffering “oppression” here in the Western Democracies can go back to these wonderful, enlightened Muslim countries like Sudan if hearing their faith criticized is such a trial for them. Continue reading

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EVEN OTHER DEMOCRATS AND CNN ARE FINDING IT HARDER TO IGNORE OBAMA’S UTTER INEPTITUDE

Obama FubarWelcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. As Little Barry Obama’s list of debacles grows ever longer CNN informs us that even other Democrats are breaking omerta to discuss how clueless and incompetent he is. Plus usually reliable Democratic party house organs like the Boston Globe and the Los Angeles Times have chimed in with disgust on Obama’s rather pathetic performance when it comes to anything outside of reading speeches off a teleprompter.  Continue reading

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