*** *** *** *** *** *** Not even the endorsement of Senor Wences could help the pathetic Mitt Romney.
The dual announcement shocked the nation … if by shocked you mean “had absolutely no impact whatsoever on the 2016 presidential race” or “you’d need an electron microscope to measure public reaction.”
I outdid Mitt “The Mormon Mondale” Romney by also announcing that I would NOT accept an appointment to fill the vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court, NOR will I accept an offer to become the next actor to play Indiana Jones.
Reaching my hands across the water I made it abundantly clear that I will NOT agree to be the next star of Doctor Who either. The public be damned – I have to think of myself and my loved ones.
Anyway, since Mitt decided he wanted a slightly larger footnote in American history, I got in the mood for my Mock Campaign Slogans for him and Obama from 2012. Here they are one last time for nostalgia’s sake.
Barack Obama: If shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable entertainers think he’s fit to govern the nation who are YOU to question their judgement?
Barack Obama: All the ineptitude of Jimmy Carter … all the corruption of Richard Nixon.
Barack Obama: Because the problems of the 21st Century call for 1960s solutions.
Barack Obama: Continue reading
Balladeer’s Blog dislikes and distrusts American Liberals and Conservatives equally. When American Liberals – with their ridiculously smug “more cosmopolitan than thou” attitude – brag about their Pet Muslims who take offense at all things Western, just do what I do: 
“It is strange that we [Muslims] believe we have the right to condemn such statements (criticism of Islam) rather than address the implications of some of our extremist curricula, our education, and our regimes, and be ashamed [of them]… It is strange that we condemn [the West] instead of addressing what is happening in our midst – the extremist ways in which we interpret the shari’a and our reactionary attitudes towards each other and the world.” 
A real-life army of heroic women have been fighting the Islamic State spawned by Barack Obama’s premature withdrawal from Iraq. They’re called the Sun Ladies and their story is so tailor-made for drama it’s hard to believe it’s all true. 
My feeling that the political left has become a magnet for cowards, hypocrites and the ugliest totalitarians is expressed very frequently here at Balladeer’s Blog. I’ve been sprinkling in literally dozens of people who considered themselves part of the left (like I used to) before liberalism (really “illiberalism”) became the joke that it is now. 
How pathetically delusional and egotistical does someone have to be to actually refer to themselves as an SJW? Only a true joke of a human being would even be able to refer to themselves as a “Social Justice Warrior” (LMAO) without laughing. If I went around calling myself a Heroic Defender of Freedom or HDF, how seriously would you ever take anything else I said for the rest of my life? 
American Liberals have become even more hypersensitive and easily offended than the old stereotype of Christian Conservatives in pop culture. One of the reasons I used to consider myself a Liberal was because when I was younger Liberals were the people who had no taboo subjects and no prim notions about what was “proper” conversational material. 
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