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BARACK-ETOLOGY: THE OBAMA SCANDAL BRACKET MAKES MARCH MADNESS EVEN MORE FUN!

Obama apparently feels nothing is really going on in the nation or the world so he has endless amounts of time to waste appearing on every damn sports show in the country hawking his March Madness Tournament Bracket picks. No, I’m serious. This shallow little man loses gravitas by the hour these days. Anyway since corrupt and incompetent Little Barry thinks basketball is more important than his job the hilarious Jon Gabriel came up with a bracket that might catch the Felon In Chief’s eye. Enjoy this list of Obama scandals laid out like a March Madness Bracket, complete with regions named in honor of the ongoing IRS Scandal, Obamacare, etc.

Obama Scandal Bracket To see the full-sized bracket in all its glory click here:  Continue reading

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WILD CRUMPETS: THE PARODY

Christopher Nolan: The Most Over-Contemplated Director in History

Christopher Nolan: The Most Over-Contemplated Director in History

The first person to email me the name of the site being parodied in this post wins a special prize!

* TWELVE THINGS THAT TEN-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN DON’T KNOW ABOUT CLASSIC MOVIES *

* THE FOUR MOST EXCITING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY AND WHY THEY’RE REALLY THE FOUR MOST BORING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY *

* TEN REASONS WHY WE Continue reading

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AL SHARPTON: “IT’S RACIST TO ARREST TWO BLACK KIDS BUT ONLY ONE WHITE KID FOR KILLING THAT AUSSIE HONKY!”

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton

Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton, emaciated racist and homophobe, has cried foul once again. When three teenagers recently shot a young Australian man attending college in the U.S. the odd number of assailants meant that two black perpetrators were arrested but only one white teen. Citing this as a clear case of the way the American justice system discriminates against African Americans Sharpton called for protests in every major city.

The object of these protests would be to insist that the number of white criminals arrested in mixed-race crimes MUST be equivalent to the number of black criminals arrested. Attorney General Eric Holder, known for his efforts to break EVERY crime on the books while heading the Justice Department, expressed solidarity with Sharpton.

“Either arrest a random white dude or let one of the black dudes go!” the perpetually sleazy-looking Holder exclaimed to Continue reading

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OBAMA CAPTIONING FUN

On a daily basis the Obama Administration scandals get uglier and uglier. His ineptitude in foreign affairs is proving that classroom solutions don’t work in the real world and his inability to do anything but make speeches and Continue reading

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ROLLING STONE CAPTIONING FUN

Rolling Stone magazine, that Continue reading

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ANCIENT ALIENS CAPTIONING FUN

"Why, yes I DID just drive here in a convertible with the top down. How did you guess?"

“Why, yes I DID just drive here in a convertible with the top down. How did you guess?”

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ANTHONY WEINER: MOCK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

Carlos Danger

Carlos Danger

Only in this land of political fanatics could a Democratic Party candidate in the New York Mayoral race be a disgraced Congressman forced to resign for sexting women, including at least one who turned out to be under-age according to reports. That’s the degree of deranged partisan mindlessness in the 21st Century. If Weiner wins the Democratic nomination political zombies will convince themselves to vote for a man whose candidacy would be a joke if stripped of a major party’s label.  And they’ll do it because of their paranoid frenzy over the supposedly eeeevillll things a candidate from the opposition party MIGHT do.

In the spirit of my Mock Campaign Slogans for Obama and Romney from last year here is a list of mock campaign slogans for the forever-creepy Anthony Weiner.

ANTHONY WEINER: Under his administration his left hand WILL know what his right hand is doing!

ANTHONY WEINER: Continue reading

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CASABLANCA CAPTIONING FUN IS BACK

The latest in this series of captions for iconic moments from the Continue reading

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JAY CARNEY CAPTIONING FUN

Casablanca Captions will return next, but here’s a bit of Captioning Fun with Jay Carney. What Ron Ziegler was to the Watergate Scandal Continue reading

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CASABLANCA CAPTIONING FUN RETURNS

The fourth in this latest series of Continue reading

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