ERDELY: “This Smurf story is every bit as true as my report on UVA!”
SABRINA ERDELY: THE “REPORTER” WHO SET WOMEN BACK ABOUT 60 YEARS.
Category Archives: humor
SABRINA ERDELY’S LATEST SCOOP: THE SMURFS GANG-RAPED SMURFETTE
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LATERS, BABY! I’M OFF TO SEE FIFTY SHADES OF FRIDAY THE 13th: JASON KILLS CHRISTIAN AND ANA
“I’m fifty shades of fucked up!”
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FUNKY FERGUSON: HELD OVER ANOTHER SMASH WEEK
Unidentified black men making with the ubiquitous new hand-signal which means “I have a very small penis.”
FUNKY FERGUSON – This late December release continues to absolutely dominate the box office. Funky Ferguson is the title character of this very dark satire which uses the style and structure of 1970’s blaxploitation films to comment on the horrific events in Ferguson, MO. Continue reading
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EVEN MORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN
Under the control of Dr Homophobe’s hypno-gun the Black Condor shot to death the first gay man who pinched his butt in those adorable little shorts.
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MORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN: CHILDISH EDITION
Evading his foe’s lethal flatulence cloud the Black Condor defeated him with a super-wedgie.
I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR LETTING MY INNER FIVE-YEAR OLD TAKE OVER FOR THIS INSTALLMENT OF BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN.
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THE FIVE MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2014
Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of work from the year just past. The number one entry will shock you.
Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?
5. THE WORLD’S A STAGE – Yes, I know this film was not the most daring of things, but that’s why it’s in last place on the list. The World’s A Stage still went where other movies fail to go in this age of celebrity worship. Actors in a popular political drama let their roles go to their heads and begin putting on airs as if they are as authoritative as the characters they play.
The foolish voters actually think the actors and actresses must have real gravitas and elect them to high office with hilariously disastrous results. The idiocy of taking shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities seriously when it comes to complex real-world issues is magnificently lampooned in this comedy. Think Aristophanes or Eupolis but in a 21st Century setting. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/02/26/movie-review-the-worlds-a-stage-2014/
4. AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – This television series was like the flip side of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The title organization, I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) were violent practitioners of a blood-soaked religion which was never named on the show. Various fan theories developed over what religion was being criticized by the program.
The television series depicted agents of I.S.L.A.M. roaming the world and beheading people, mutilating the genitals of women, slitting the throats of infants and countless other acts of random violence against innocent human beings. This was the must-see show of 2014 but the creative team behind the program better stop being so coy in 2015 and finally reveal what religion the show is referring to. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/07/02/new-television-series-agents-of-i-s-l-a-m/ Continue reading
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SABRINA RUBIN ERDELY CAPTIONING FUN
“How about if I change the story to say the rapists were all conservatives? Or Republicans named Barry? Or better yet, Christians? Or how about if they were all gamers or if they all played football for the Washington Redskins?”
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LENA DUNHAM’S REAL PARENTS REVEALED!
A BALLADEER’S BLOG EXCLUSIVE SCOOP! SHE MOSTLY RESEMBLES HER FATHER, THOUGH.
COURTESY OF THAT ANCESTRY SITE! FOR MORE PHOTO AND CAPTIONING FUN CLICK HERE: Continue reading
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LENA DUNHAM CAPTIONING FUN
WHITE CHILD OF PRIVILEGE LENA DUNHAM HAS ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF “ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING”.
THIS COMES AFTER THE PUBLIC FAILURE OF HER SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO “WHEN I’M WITH MY UNDERAGED SISTER I TOUCH MYSELF” AND A RECENT VIRAL VIDEO IN WHICH SHE WALKED AROUND NEW YORK FOR TEN HOURS DURING WHICH TIME ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CATCALLED HER.
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POPE FRANCIS CAPTIONING FUN
Pope Francis, after carefully consulting with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, announced that the Big Bang could not have happened without a god.
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