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EVEN MORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN

Under the control of Dr Homophobe's hypno-gun the Black Condor shot to death the first gay man who pinched his butt in those adorable little shorts.

Under the control of Dr Homophobe’s hypno-gun the Black Condor shot to death the first gay man who pinched his butt in those adorable little shorts.

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MORE BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN: CHILDISH EDITION

Ignoring his foe's lethal flatulence cloud the Black Condor defeated him with a super-wedgie.

Evading his foe’s lethal flatulence cloud the Black Condor defeated him with a super-wedgie.

I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR LETTING MY INNER FIVE-YEAR OLD TAKE OVER FOR THIS INSTALLMENT OF BLACK CONDOR CAPTIONING FUN. 

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THE FIVE MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2014

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of work from the year just past. The number one entry will shock you.

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

Would ALEC BALDWIN find the plot of this movie a little too close to reality?

5. THE WORLD’S A STAGE – Yes, I know this film was not the most daring of things, but that’s why it’s in last place on the list. The World’s A Stage still went where other movies fail to go in this age of celebrity worship. Actors in a popular political drama let their roles go to their heads and begin putting on airs as if they are as authoritative as the characters they play.

The foolish voters actually think the actors and actresses must have real gravitas and elect them to high office with hilariously disastrous results.   The idiocy of taking shallow, uninformed and emotionally unstable celebrities seriously when it comes to complex real-world issues is magnificently lampooned in this comedy. Think Aristophanes or Eupolis but in a 21st Century setting. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/02/26/movie-review-the-worlds-a-stage-2014/

4. AGENTS OF I.S.L.A.M. – This television series was like the flip side of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The title organization, I.S.L.A.M. (Intolerant Savages Loathing All Modernity) were violent practitioners of a blood-soaked religion which was never named on the show. Various fan theories developed over what religion was being criticized by the program.

The television series depicted agents of I.S.L.A.M. roaming the world and beheading people, mutilating the genitals of women, slitting the throats of infants and countless other acts of random violence against innocent human beings. This was the must-see show of 2014 but the creative team behind the program better stop being so coy in 2015 and finally reveal what religion the show is referring to. FOR MY FULL-LENGTH REVIEW CLICK HERE: https://glitternight.com/2014/07/02/new-television-series-agents-of-i-s-l-a-m/  Continue reading

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SABRINA RUBIN ERDELY CAPTIONING FUN

"How about if I change the story to say the rapists were all conservatives? Or better yet, Christians?"

“How about if I change the story to say the rapists were all conservatives? Or Republicans named Barry? Or better yet, Christians? Or how about if they were all gamers or if they all played football for the Washington Redskins?”

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LENA DUNHAM’S REAL PARENTS REVEALED!

A BALLADEER'S BLOG EXCLUSIVE SCOOP!

A BALLADEER’S BLOG EXCLUSIVE SCOOP! SHE MOSTLY RESEMBLES HER FATHER, THOUGH. 

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LENA DUNHAM CAPTIONING FUN

WHITE CHILD OF PRIVILEGE LENA DUNHAM HAS ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF "ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING".  THIS COMES AFTER THE PUBLIC FAILURE OF HER SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO "WHEN I'M WITH MY UNDERAGED SISTER I TOUCH MYSELF" AND A RECENT TEN-HOUR VIRAL VIDEO IN WHICH SHE WALKED AROUND NEW YORK FOR TEN HOURS DURING WHICH TIME ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CATCALLED HER.

WHITE CHILD OF PRIVILEGE LENA DUNHAM HAS ANNOUNCED SHE WILL BE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF “ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING”.
THIS COMES AFTER THE PUBLIC FAILURE OF HER SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO “WHEN I’M WITH MY UNDERAGED SISTER I TOUCH MYSELF” AND A RECENT VIRAL VIDEO IN WHICH SHE WALKED AROUND NEW YORK FOR TEN HOURS DURING WHICH TIME ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CATCALLED HER.

 

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POPE FRANCIS CAPTIONING FUN

Pope Francis, after carefully consulting with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, announced that the Big Bang could not have happened without a god.

Pope Francis, after carefully consulting with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, announced that the Big Bang could not have happened without a god.

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FLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE PART THREE

HER CAMPAIGN FAILING MISERABLY, WENDY DAVID DECIDED TO TRY HER MOST AUDACIOUS REWRITING OF HER PAST YET, MUCH TO FLASH'S CHAGRIN.

HER CAMPAIGN FAILING MISERABLY, WENDY DAVIS DECIDED TO TRY HER MOST AUDACIOUS REWRITING OF HER PAST YET, MUCH TO FLASH’S CHAGRIN.

 

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PART 2 OF FLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE

WHEN FLASH WAS KILLED BY A MUSLIM FANATIC THE PRESIDENT ORDERED EVERYONE TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE SHEEPLIKE CITIZENS OBEYED.

WHEN FLASH WAS KILLED BY A MUSLIM FANATIC THE PRESIDENT ORDERED EVERYONE TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED AND THE SHEEPLIKE CITIZENS OBEYED.

 

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FLASH: THE MOST HATED MAN ALIVE

 

THE CITIZENS OF CENTRAL CITY WERE FINE WITH FLASH'S LOOTING SPREE BUT WHEN HE SAID HE MISSED THE BCS THEY DECIDED THEY'D HAD ENOUGH!

THE CITIZENS OF CENTRAL CITY WERE FINE WITH FLASH’S LOOTING SPREE BUT WHEN HE SAID HE MISSED THE BCS THEY DECIDED THEY’D HAD ENOUGH!

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