CONSENSUS: 97% OF THE PEOPLE I SURVEYED SAID MICHAEL MANN’S UGLY TACTICS HAVE CONVINCED THEM THAT HUMAN BEINGS DO NOT CAUSE CLIMATE CHANGE.
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MORE MICHAEL MANN CAPTIONING FUN (THE GUY OFTEN RIDICULED FOR FALSELY CLAIMING HE WON A NOBEL PRIZE)
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MICHAEL MANN CAPTIONING FUN
WEARY OF BEING RIDICULED FOR HIS BOGUS CLAIM OF BEING A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN ADOPTED A NEW SLOGAN: “MICHAEL MANN – THE SECOND N IS SILENT!”
GEORGE C SCOTT CAPTIONING FUN
I’ve had days like that. One time I unwittingly trained a dolphin to kill the president of the Teamsters Union. I had a hell of a time hiding Hoffa’s body. “Thanks for all the fish” my ass!
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BARACK-ETOLOGY: THE OBAMA SCANDAL BRACKET MAKES MARCH MADNESS EVEN MORE FUN!
Obama apparently feels nothing is really going on in the nation or the world so he has endless amounts of time to waste appearing on every damn sports show in the country hawking his March Madness Tournament Bracket picks. No, I’m serious. This shallow little man loses gravitas by the hour these days. Anyway since corrupt and incompetent Little Barry thinks basketball is more important than his job the hilarious Jon Gabriel came up with a bracket that might catch the Felon In Chief’s eye. Enjoy this list of Obama scandals laid out like a March Madness Bracket, complete with regions named in honor of the ongoing IRS Scandal, Obamacare, etc.
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WILD CRUMPETS: THE PARODY
Christopher Nolan: The Most Over-Contemplated Director in History
The first person to email me the name of the site being parodied in this post wins a special prize!
* TWELVE THINGS THAT TEN-YEAR-OLD CHILDREN DON’T KNOW ABOUT CLASSIC MOVIES *
* THE FOUR MOST EXCITING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY AND WHY THEY’RE REALLY THE FOUR MOST BORING CRICKET PLAYERS IN HISTORY *
* TEN REASONS WHY WE Continue reading
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AL SHARPTON: “IT’S RACIST TO ARREST TWO BLACK KIDS BUT ONLY ONE WHITE KID FOR KILLING THAT AUSSIE HONKY!”
Professional hatemonger Al Sharpton
Al Sharpton, emaciated racist and homophobe, has cried foul once again. When three teenagers recently shot a young Australian man attending college in the U.S. the odd number of assailants meant that two black perpetrators were arrested but only one white teen. Citing this as a clear case of the way the American justice system discriminates against African Americans Sharpton called for protests in every major city.
The object of these protests would be to insist that the number of white criminals arrested in mixed-race crimes MUST be equivalent to the number of black criminals arrested. Attorney General Eric Holder, known for his efforts to break EVERY crime on the books while heading the Justice Department, expressed solidarity with Sharpton.
“Either arrest a random white dude or let one of the black dudes go!” the perpetually sleazy-looking Holder exclaimed to Continue reading
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ANCIENT ALIENS CAPTIONING FUN
“Why, yes I DID just drive here in a convertible with the top down. How did you guess?”
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