DEMOCRAT SLOGANS

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BALLADEER’S BLOG

Some mock Democrat slogans for 2020:

DEMOCRATS: YOU PEASANTS ARE ONLY AS FREE AS THE MOST INTOLERANT DEMOCRAT LETS YOU BE!

DEMOCRATS: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SIMPLE-MINDED FASCISTS IN LARGE NUMBERS!

DEMOCRATS: THIS DREADFUL DONALD TRUMP PERSON HAS FILLED THE WORKING CLASS RABBLE WITH THOUGHTS ABOVE THEIR STATION IN LIFE!

DEMOCRATS: THE CAMPAIGN NEVER ENDS … AND NEITHER WILL OUR DISCOVERY OF BOXES FULL OF “UNCOUNTED” VOTES! 

DEMOCRATS: ALL OF OUR OPINIONS SHOULD CARRY THE FORCE OF LAW!

Mascot donkey and elephant heads picDEMOCRATS: WE OVERUSED THE WORD “RACIST” TO THE POINT OF MEANINGLESSNESS. NOW WE’RE DOING THE SAME WITH “WHITE SUPREMACIST.”

DEMOCRATS: WE ARE THE FASCISTS WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

DEMOCRATS: IF THE COUNTRY IS SPLIT ALMOST 50-50 THAT MEANS THAT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH US ARE BEING “DIVISIVE” … NEVER US!

DEMOCRATS: WE RUINED LIBERALISM! WE RUINED THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM! WE RUINED THE COURT SYSTEM AND UNDERMINED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS ITSELF! PLEASE DON’T STOP US NOW!

Stop Democrat ViolenceDEMOCRATS: IT’S EASIER TO JUST CONSTANTLY TELL EVERYONE HOW COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT YOU THINK YOU ARE THAN IT IS TO ACTUALLY BE COMPASSIONATE AND TOLERANT!

ONLY THOSE PEOPLE OF COLOR WHO AGREE WITH US WHITE DEMOCRATS ARE AUTHENTIC. THE REST MUST BE HOUNDED FROM PUBLIC LIFE OR RECANT.

DEMOCRATS: FILING COMPLAINTS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SAY SOMETHING WE DISAGREE WITH IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF ACTIVISM!

DEMOCRATS: OPPRESSING PEOPLE WHILE POSING AS THE OPPRESSED!

DEMOCRATS: REMEMBER “DON’T TRUST ANYONE OVER THIRTY?” WE’VE ADJUSTED THAT TO “DON’T TRUST ANYONE UNDER SEVENTY OR OVER TWENTY-ONE!” 

DEMOCRATS: YOU PEONS NEED TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT THIS COUNTRY EXISTS SOLELY TO PERPETUATE PRIVILEGES FOR OUR POLITICAL PARTY!

DEMOCRATS: WE MAKE PURITANS OF THE 1600s LOOK TOLERANT OF DISSENTING OPINIONS! TO THEM DISSENT WAS A “SIN” – TO US IT’S “HATE!”

DEMOCRATS: SIMPLE-MINDED ADOLESCENT OUTRAGE IS A WAY OF LIFE. EVEN INTO OUR SEVENTIES! 

DEMOCRATS: WE CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY THROUGH CORPORATE FASCISM AND MASS MEDIA HARASSMENT!

YOU PEASANTS ARE ALLOWED TO SAY, DO, WRITE OR POST ON THE INTERNET ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH DON’T UPSET US DEMOCRATS.

MAKE SURE THAT ANY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES WORN BY YOU AND/OR YOUR CHILDREN ARE APPROVED BY US DEMOCRATS … OTHERWISE WE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU!

DEMOCRATS: YOUR CHILDREN’S TEACHERS ARE OUR CLERGY!

DEMOCRATS: ANY SYSTEM IN WHICH ANY OF OUR CANDIDATES CAN LOSE IS AN UNFAIR SYSTEM THAT NEEDS CHANGED, DAMMIT!

And for more items about Democrat Atrocities click HERE  

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28 Comments

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28 responses to “DEMOCRAT SLOGANS

  1. Brianna

    You are the best at capturing the democrats mindset.

  2. F McMullin

    What a great look at Democrat attitudes!

  3. Paula

    Your sense of humor is wonderful! These slogans were spot on for Democrat fascists!

  4. Mindy

    So great! I emailed the link to all my friends! They have come to hate Democrats too.

  5. Isidra

    Absolutely right. Democrats think they control how everyone else is allowed to live.

  6. yankee170

    This list was a work of genius!

  7. Jonnyspeed

    This was masterful political satire! Loved it!

  8. Barbara

    lol This really is how Democrats think!

  9. Imbebe Umbeaucoup

    Funny but satirically brilliant!

  10. Storms and Saugeye

    I noticed the Democrats are trying to prove every one of these to be true.

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