MOCK HEADLINES STRIKE AGAIN

It’s the long-awaited return of Balladeer’s Blog’s mock headlines:

DELUSIONAL TRUMP-HATERS OFFICIALLY GO INSANE OVER MICHAEL “DR EVIL” WOLFF’S ANKLE-BITING OF PRESIDENT TRUMP  

WHITE SUPREMACIST MICHAEL WOLFF’S BOOK CLAIMS DONALD TRUMP KILLED ELVIS PRESLEY

DEMOCRATS INSIST THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SAVED AMERICA’S ECONOMY JUST TO SPITE THEM

MICHAEL WOLFF VOTED CREEPIEST-LOOKING MAN IN THE WORLD FOR TENTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR

PAUL KRUGMAN OFFERS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ANYONE WHO WILL COME FORWARD AND SAY THEY HAD SEX WITH HIM

MICHAEL WOLFF CLAIMS BARACK OBAMA BEGS MELANIA TRUMP FOR HER SOILED PANTIES (Hey, it’s on the same level as anything else this guy writes.) 

BLOATED RICH PIG AND CORPORATE FASCIST TOM STEYER REDUCED TO HANDING OUT COPIES OF THE WOLFF BOOK

MICHAEL WOLFF’S BOOK CLAIMS GOD TOLD HIM HE THINKS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS “A BIG POO-POO HEAD”

DEMOCRATS MOVE TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP UNDER LITTLE-KNOWN “BIG POO-POO HEAD” PROVISION IN CONSTITUTION

SOURCES SAY MICHAEL WOLFF ASSOCIATES CONSIDER HIM A CHEAP GOSSIP MONGER

TRUMP-HATERS AGAIN EXPOSED AS FASCIST CHEAP SHOT ARTISTS

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