Monthly Archives: September 2013

September 20, 2013 · 9:42 pm

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 19TH AND 20TH

* THURSDAY SEPT 19TH *

Jones College Bobcats current helmetNUMBER ONE TAKES A FALL – In the NJCAA last night the number 1 team in the nation, the MISSISSIPPI GULF COAST BULLDOGS, hosted the number 14 JONES COLLEGE BOBCATS. Both teams came into the game undefeated so all attendees knew that “someone’s 0 must go” to use an old cliche. Points flew like shrapnel in  A.L. May Stadium as these two juggernauts collided. In the end the Bobcats came out on top and unseated number one by a final score of 52-42.

Glenville State Pioneers helmetMINOR BLOWOUTS – The GLENVILLE STATE PIONEERS were very ungracious to the visiting FAIRMONT STATE FALCONS. The Pioneers sent the Falcons home reeling from a 31-14 pounding.   ###   And the UNIVERSITY OF WEST ALABAMA TIGERS took it on the road last night against the FLORIDA TECH PANTHERS, who are in their first year of intercollegiate football. The Tigers hammered their Continue reading →

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September 17, 2013 · 10:51 pm

DEBRA D’ANDREA: BALLADEER’S BLOG INTERVIEWS A BUTT-KICKING BEAUTY

Debra Dandrea1Debra D’Andrea is a world-famous female bodybuider and has won numerous titles in professional competition. Not only that but she is an ingenious businesswoman and has been very successful at marketing herself not just to the FBB faithful but also to the Power Exchange community.

Debra combines her remarkable beauty with an irresistable charisma and keen intellect to maintain a public persona that is part woman warrior, part avante garde artist and part Domme. Recently Ms D’Andrea granted this interview to Balladeer’s Blog. For info on purchasing your own Debra D’Andrea merchandise read on:

BALLADEER’S BLOG: Would you like to start off by describing part of your training regimen?

DEBRA D’ANDREA – In general I workout six days a week, five lifting weights and one extra day of cardio.

BB: With workouts and maintaining your business how does that break down on a daily basis?

DD: My days are always different but I usually start out with my emails. Then about 10:30 or so I hit the gym for two hours, after that it depends if I have a session or if I have more computer work to do. Sometimes I have a Continue reading →

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September 17, 2013 · 9:06 pm

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS FROM BALLADEER’S BLOG: SEPTEMBER 17TH

HELMETMorningside_IANAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) –    1. MORNINGSIDE COLLEGE MUSTANGS (2012 runners-up)    ###    2. CARROLL COLLEGE FIGHTING SAINTS    ###    3. UNIVERSITY OF THE CUMBERLANDS PATRIOTS    ###    4. SAINT XAVIER UNIVERSITY COUGARS    ###    5. GEORGETOWN COLLEGE (KY) TIGERS    ###    6. SAINT AMBROSE UNIVERSITY FIGHTING BEES (love that name)    ###

North Greenville CrusadersNCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association) –    1. NORTH GREENVILLE UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS    ###    2. POINT UNIVERSITY SKYHAWKS    ###    3. GREENVILLE COLLEGE PANTHERS (defending champions)    ###    4. GENEVA UNIVERSITY GOLDEN TORNADOES    ###    5.  Continue reading →

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September 16, 2013 · 10:27 pm

OBAMA: NOW THE REST OF THE WORLD IS RIDICULING HIM, TOO, NOT JUST AMERICANS!

Even the rodeo clown had more gravitas than this prancing buffoon.

Even the rodeo clown had more gravitas than this prancing buffoon.

Putin has made Little Barry his bitch in recent weeks and schooled the amateur president in world affairs. Many of Obama’s mindless worshippers on television have been very huffy about the international joke their beloved Empty Man has become at the hands of the Shirtless Stalin of the Steppes.

Oh, well! What else can you expect when you elect a man who knows NOTHING except what he was taught in classrooms. Deluded Little Barry was oblivious to the fact that other nations throw their weight around and act IN THEIR OWN SELF INTEREST while Continue reading →

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September 15, 2013 · 3:03 pm

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 14TH, 2013

Siena Heights SaintsSIENA HEIGHTS RULES THE WORLD – Regular readers of Balladeer’s Blog are aware that at LEAST one NAIA football team upsets a team from higher divisions every single week of the season. Yesterday the SIENA HEIGHTS UNIVERSITY SAINTS took it on the road against NCAA Division TWO’s SAINT JOSEPH’S COLLEGE PUMAS. The Saints schooled yet another NCAA team on how well they play football in the NAIA by defeating them in a 35-31 Instant Classic. SHU trailed 17-14 at the half, then led 21-17 for a time before repeated lead changes set in. 

Lindsey_Wilson_KYLINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE ALSO RULES THE WORLD – The NAIA’s (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) LINDSEY WILSON COLLEGE BLUE RAIDERS also upset an NCAA Division TWO team yesterday. The Blue Raiders were on the road against D2’s KENTUCKY WESLEYAN COLLEGE PANTHERS. Lindsey Wilson improved to 3-0 on the season with an authoritative 39-20 victory.   

North Greenville CrusadersNORTH GREENVILLE WANTS IN ON SOME OF THIS ACTION, TOO – NCAA Division 2’s NORTH GREENVILLE UNIVERSITY CRUSADERS did some world-ruling of their own yesterday. They had traveled to face NCAA Division ONE’s Virginia Military Institute Keydets (yes, Keydets) and in a very impressive display of gridiron oomph they upset VMI by a final score of 37-24.  

Lincoln (MO) Blue Tigers helmetLINCOLN UNIVERSITY REDUCES GRAMBLING TO PAPER TIGERS – Another NCAA Division 2 team, the LINCOLN (MO) UNIVERSITY BLUE TIGERS, upset a Division One team. The Blue Tigers welcomed the Grambling State Tigers, fresh off of firing their coach Doug Williams. Lincoln took the storied Grambling program down a few pegs with a Continue reading →

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September 14, 2013 · 3:26 pm

TEDDI BARRETT, THE WORLD’S SEXIEST WOMAN, COMING SOON AS EDWARD WOZNIAK’S MORDILLO BLUSH!

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak's Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett as Edward Wozniak’s Mordillo Blush

Teddi Barrett IS the world’s sexiest woman and she is coming soon modeling as Mordillo Blush, Edward Wozniak’s sultry Neo-Pulp heroine. Dr Blush, a Parasexologist, is the star of a series of erotic and satirical science fiction adventures.

Think of a sexy version of Dr Who or Doc Savage. Be sure to Continue reading →

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September 13, 2013 · 2:27 pm

COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2013

* NCAA DIVISION 2 *

West Texas A&MOH, GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM … – Last night the WEST TEXAS A&M BUFFALOES hosted the CHADRON STATE COLLEGE  EAGLES in one of the best games of the night. This Lone Star Conference versus Rocky Mountain Athletic Conference clash was a thrilling back and forth affair but when all was said and done the Buffaloes came out on top by a final score of 34-31.  

Mars Hill College helmetLIONS, HAWKS AND A LIGHTNING DELAY – The MARS HILL COLLEGE LIONS traveled to Georgia to take on the SHORTER UNIVERSITY HAWKS in a game that suffered a lightning delay for more than an hour. The Hawks saw a 23-14 halftime lead evaporate in the 2nd half as the Lions retained their composure and stormed ahead for a 41-30 triumph. Things don’t get any easier for the 0-2 Hawks – their next opponents are D2’s defending champions, the VALDOSTA STATE BLAZERS.

Emporia StateSTUNG BY THE HORNETS – The EMPORIA STATE UNIVERSITY HORNETS welcomed the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA- KEARNEY LOPERS last night. The Hornets struck swiftly, getting off to a very early lead and reducing the Lopers to endlessly playing catch-up for the Continue reading →

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September 12, 2013 · 4:31 pm

HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (1958) ON THE TEXAS 27 FILM VAULT: SEPTEMBER 7TH, 1985

High School Confidential

High School Confidential

Before MST3K there was The Texas 27 Film Vault!

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of this neglected cult show from the 1980’s. Randy Clower, Richard Malmos, Ken “Tex” Miller and Joe “The Hypnotic Eye” Riley played machine-gun toting members of the fictional Film Vault Corps (“the few, the proud, the sarcastic”) who would show and mock bad and campy movies preceded by episodes of old Republic serials. They would also have comedic sci-fi adventures before and after commercial breaks.

ORIGINALLY BROADCAST: Saturday September 7th, 1985 from 10:30pm to 1:00am.

SERIAL: Before the movie our Film Vault Technicians First Class showed and mocked a chapter of Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940).

FILM VAULT LORE: Randy Clower at E-Gor’s site on Texas 27 Film Vault groupies: “We were a bit wild during that time and having a cult show on late at night opened a few doors around the Dallas area which we were all more than willing to go through and explore.” 

THE MOVIE: High School Confidential has a well-deserved reputation as one of the campiest Juvenile Delinquency films of the 50’s and 60’s. Some of the fun comes from the hilariously heavy-handed anti-marijuana messages sprinkled throughout the Continue reading →

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September 11, 2013 · 1:01 am

SEPTEMBER 11TH ANNIVERSARY: LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

September 11th, 2001

September 11th, 2001

For a non-believer and Independent Voter like me this is the ideal day to point out that there is no god named Allah and Muhammad was a false prophet. Islam is at LEAST as blood-soaked as any other religion and it is definitely the most homophobic and misogynistic religion in the world at this particular point in history.

Here is Balladeer’s Blog’s September 11th Anniversary post, in which I examine the way Liberal fanatics and Conservative fanatics would have dealt with events IF the 9-11 attacks had been thwarted.

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commision and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The insecure American Left always feels that the only officially “intellectual” thing to do is to take sides against one’s own country no matter what the situation is. I Continue reading →

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September 11, 2013 · 12:04 am

FOUR DEAD IN BENGHAZI: ONE YEAR SINCE OBAMA LEFT THEM TO DIE

Was this Obama's reaction to the deaths at Benghazi? Who knows? He is still too ashamed to say what he was doing while the compound was under attack.

Was this Obama’s reaction to the deaths at Benghazi? Who knows? He is still too ashamed to say what he was doing while the compound was under attack.

It’s been one year since the weak, inept and crooked little man named Barack Obama killed the Americans at our compound in Benghazi just to spare himself some embarrassment and inconvenience during his reelection campaign. The repulsive demagogue had been claiming that Al Quaeda was on the run and the fact that the terrorist group coordinated the Benghazi attack would have further harmed Obama’s credibility at a crucial time. It might even have been his version of what the Tet Offensive did to Lyndon Johnson’s credibility. It also would have put the lie to Continue reading →

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