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OBAMA: SUBMISSION ACCOMPLISHED

... And he certainly has, hasn't he?

… And he certainly has, hasn’t he?

Yes, the previous ass is famous for “Mission Accomplished,” the current ass is famous for “Submission Accomplished.” It’s part of Little Barry Obama’s distorted worldview in which he thinks the Muslim world is “morally superior” to the western democracies.

Because faux intellectuals like him think it’s like, so DEEP dude to reflexively submit to everyone who hates the west, even when those haters are homophobic, misogynistic and otherwise intolerant.  Continue reading

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OBAMA’S PEARL HARBOR SPEECH

Ever wonder how Obama's presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Ever wonder how Obama’s presidency might have been different if he was a man?

Balladeer’s Blog is still the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. When innocent people get killed by Muslim terrorists Barack Obama’s response is to lecture the nation whose diverse people elected him twice about what disgusting bigots he and his fellow pompous asses consider Americans to be. This weak and pathetic little man even says “ISIL” instead of “ISIS” just to grovel for Muslim fanatics who prefer the acronym “ISIL”.  

Obama’s creation of the Islamic State through his premature withdrawal from Iraq and his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach made me decide to run with a Balladeer’s Blog look at how this coward and fool might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

For starters Little Barry would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the Continue reading

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OBAMA: I’M SICK OF HAVING TO PRETEND I CARE ABOUT FIGHTING MUSLIM VIOLENCE

The Child In Chief and his selfie stick. There are teenagers with more gravitas than Obama.

The Child In Chief and his selfie stick. There are teenagers with more gravitas than Obama.

Barack Obama never looks more resentful and petulant than he does when political protocol demands that he pretend he actually cares about fighting Muslim fanatics who are at war with the civilized world. Last night’s speech was the latest example. To Little Barry and his fellow political robots the citizens of the United States are the REAL enemy of world peace and Obama grows more and more furious every time he has to half-heartedly act like he doesn’t think dead Americans deserved their fate.

An ass will be an ass, however, so Little Barry eventually drifted into his usual inane pretense that gun control laws would have stopped the illegally obtained guns and explosives that were used by the latest Muslim terrorists in San Bernardino. And no, I’ve never owned a gun so don’t bother implying that only “gun nuts” feel that way.  Continue reading

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OBAMA’S ACTIONS AGAIN RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Not only did Barack Obama get horrible grades in college but he’s been a failure as president, too. Once again a federal court has ruled unconstitutional his overreach on executive orders. This time it was the Fifth Circuit Court slapping Obama and the subject was Little Barry’s unconstitutional amnesty to illegal aliens, who matter more to him than the suffering poor of the country.

Over two dozen times now this weak, inept and crooked little man has been put in his place by courts – which have had to step in because Congress has failed in its responsibilities over and over again.

Oh, and for Little Barry’s fans – unless you clueless fools (who tend to think we never landed on the moon and that the Mossad staged the 9-11 attacks) think you understand enough about the Separation of Powers (the lines along which the decision rested) to go head to head on it don’t even try your usual lame attempts at justifying Barry’s actions.

And don’t bother whining to me about not showing this piece of garbage any respect. I’ve never shown any other American president any respect and I’m not about to start with the worst one ever.  Continue reading

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ISLAMIC STATE FORCING NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS TO MARRY: LIBERALS COWER

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

If this weak, inept and crooked little man spent half as much energy fighting this war as he does trying to defend Islam the civilized world would be in much better shape.

Balladeer’s Blog, as always, is the only place on the web where Liberals and Conservatives get equal criticism. The Muslim World’s never-ending war with the civilized world is in the news more and more. Unlike the cowardly hypocrites of American Liberalism I have always outspokenly criticized Islam’s homophobia, misogyny and general intolerance.

If things keep going the way they have been, with the Islamic State now threatening to attack Italy and with Muslims perpetrating atrocities around the globe with undisguised glee let me once again point out the following:

Eventually, maybe decades from now, when it is realized through hindsight that everyone should have been speaking out about Islam’s abuses in the here and now American Liberals will try to rewrite history (again) to pretend that THEY were the ones speaking out about Islam. This is just like they pretend they would have had the courage to speak out about blacklisting during the 1950’s, and all the other historical revisionism they love to do to pretend they were always “on the right side of history.”  

Islam and liberalThose of us alive right now, however, are fully aware that in reality American Liberals have been the worst enablers of Muslim violence, misogyny and homophobia. Liberals obediently crawl for Islam and reflexively side with that savagely superstitious faith because the 9-11 attacks terrified them into submission.

So this is just a shoutout to the Liberals of 2045 or so, when they will be teaching their captive audience of students that Liberals in the early 21st Century “courageously” risked violent attacks from Muslims and risked being called Islamophobes or racists because hey, that’s the brave way Liberals behave. They speak out about oppression, like Islam’s oppression of women and gay people and non-Muslims. Well, at least they do AFTER IT BECOMES SAFE TO DO SO. Right now, when Liberals have a chance to ACTUALLY BE courageously outspoken, we can see that they would rather pander to the worst elements of Islam. Continue reading

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HOW STUPID IS BARACK OBAMA? THE LATEST EDITION

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

The confused, uncomprehending face of utter incompetence.

Barack Obama’s stupidity is no secret. Hell, just go to youtube and you can find plenty of collections of his dumber pronouncements. What makes Obama’s less-than-bright nature so hilarious is the way he thinks of himself as a Deep Thinker. A pompous ass like him making non-stop blunders as he desperately tries to look down his nose at the world is intensely funny, let’s face it!

This makes him pretty much the epitome of American Liberals, whose hilariously pretentious nature is always good for some laughs. They are all basically Margaret Dumont and the rest of us in the world are all Groucho Marx puncturing their pomposity at will. (If you’re patting yourself on the back for getting that reference and condescendingly assuming that “other people won’t know what he’s referring to” then you might just be a Liberal!)

Some of Little Barry’s latest gems of stupidity include:

Mistakenly claiming that George Washington lived in the White House and having to be corrected by the reporter interviewing him at the time.

Boasting in his State of the Union Address that his disastrous handling of Yemen was a “success”, only to see the situation there immediately crumble all the way up to our recent abandonment of our embassy there. Continue reading

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OBAMA’S COWARDICE CALLED OUT

Obama chickenBarack Obama has been called “the piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes” mostly because of his weakness, ineptitude and outright crookedness. He’s also despised for his gutless pandering to the worst elements of radical Islam. Obama loves to lecture the world that not all Muslims are hate-filled, intolerant and violent, yet his every foreign policy move caters to and empowers ONLY the most hate-filled, intolerant and violent elements of the Muslim world.

FOR MONTY PYTHON FANS

FOR MONTY PYTHON FANS

Whenever moderate Muslims come forward or speak out Obama dismisses them as puppets of the West. Silly Little Barry has even made the ridiculous claim that the Muslim world has “moral superiority” to the West because of colonialism, ignoring the fact that the Muslim world’s colonialism in Africa AND its involvement in the African slave trade PRE-DATED the Western World’s involvement by CENTURIES. Islam was not indigenous to the African continent. It was spread through blood and conquest, as religions always are.

Obama is especially cowardly when it comes to Muslim terrorism. He loves to pretend that everyone killed by Muslims somehow had it coming and that it is wrong to connect Islam to murderers who cry “Allahu Akbar” and he has even made the ridiculous claim that the Islamic State is not really Islamic. Uh. Yeah, Barry. Like you know better than they do. Continue reading

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IF BARACK OBAMA HANDLED PEARL HARBOR

"If any of your loved ones died at Pearl Harbor THEY HAD IT COMING!"

“If any of your loved ones died at Pearl Harbor THEY HAD IT COMING!”

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, the only site on the web that criticizes both Liberals and Conservatives equally. Even for a sleazy Chicago politician Barack Obama has been caught in an unending avalanche of lies from his campaign biography to all the outrageous untruths that have characterized his entire term in office. 

This weak, inept and crooked little man has been caught in lie after lie after lie and has outdone even Nixon in terms of scandals and Harding in terms of corruption. Obama’s incompetence has earned him a name as the Worst U.S. President in History. That plus his general “masochism as foreign policy” approach made me decide to run with a Balladeer’s Blog look at how this Democratic version of Richard Nixon might have handled the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. 

For starters Little Barry would have been too busy with golfing, fundraisers and tentative spin doctoring to even address the nation until sometime around January 24th, 1942. And that’s being optimistic. 

” My fellow Americans, I speak to you today as a special guest on the Fibber McGee and Molly radio show. I am addressing you this evening about the Continue reading

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THE MOST REPULSIVE LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES OF THE 21st CENTURY

Welcome back to Balladeer’s Blog, as always coming to you from an America being needlessly torn in two by those walking caricatures called Liberals and Conservatives. Presented for your reading pleasure is a look at the most thoroughly repulsive American Liberals and American Conservatives so far in this still- young century.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

The prancing buffoon named Barack Obama.

1. MOST REPULSIVE LIBERAL – BARACK OBAMA – Could there be any doubt? This utter failure of a president violates the Constitution and persists in the cheap and worn-out game of blaming his predecessor for everything bad but trying to take credit for anything good. And if you doubt the part about violating the Constitution just ask the Supreme Court, which TWENTY TIMES has UNANIMOUSLY ruled that Obama did so and invalidated his actions. Little Barry has earned a name as “the piece of dogshit stubbornly clinging to the bottom of history’s shoes” with his weak, inept and crooked performance as president.

In the future I’m sure America will have African American presidents who really are brilliant and capable and all of the things Obama is NOT. For right now this global embarrassment has caused so much damage that even his callous, unthinking and unfeeling worshippers are having a tougher and tougher time trying to make excuses for him. A creepy and fascistic cult of personality is Little Barry’s only strength while his tiresome way of racially profiling all white people shows what kind of a hatemonger he is.  Continue reading

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MORE OBAMA CAPTIONING FUN

 

REVEALED AT LAST: OBAMA'S HEAD SPEECHWRITER!

REVEALED AT LAST: OBAMA’S HEAD SPEECHWRITER!

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