MUHAMMAD BATHING IN BLOOD

"NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS"

“NO! MUSLIMS CANNOT MURDER OUR FREEDOMS”

A year ago the German publication the Berliner Kurier continued showing defiance to Muslim fanatics and their would-be Kapos in the west. Islam is always the rabid animal retarding the rest of the world’s social progress and the ugly Muslim habit of wanting to stifle freedom wherever they go MUST be opposed.  

The misogyny, homophobia and superstitious savagery of Islam is incompatible with diverse societies and Muslims expect “understanding” and “tolerance” to be a one-way street.

A depiction of their child-raping “prophet” (snicker) bathing in blood while reading a copy of Charlie Hebdo is much more daring than anything the gutless newspapers in America will run. At any rate all religions are nonsense but Islam is the only one that continues living in the 7th Century. Continue reading →

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EDISON’S CONQUEST OF MARS (1898): THE CONCLUSION

MARSBalladeer’s Blog concludes its examination of Garrett P Serviss’ odd sequel to Fighters From Mars, his blatant imitation of War of the Worlds.

PART TWELVE

Soon the freed Earthwoman Aina (ah-EEE-nuh) was fluent enough in English and the High Command of the Terran fleet were well-versed enough in the ancient tongue of Aina’s people AND the Martians’ own language. In the present state of affairs Aina could understand and be understood enough that Edison, Serviss, Colonel Smith and the others could make clear to the former slave-girl their strategic needs.

When Aina gave the Earthmen a breakdown on all that she and her people had learned during their servitude on the Red Planet a plan came to mind. Thomas Edison’s strategy took the shape of the soon-to-be- formula “unstoppable army who can be defeated by a single quick blow inflicted at a ridiculously obvious point of weakness.” Continue reading →

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GALLUP POLL: RECORD HIGH NUMBER OF AMERICANS REJECT BOTH PARTIES

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

According to Gallup FORTY-TWO PERCENT of Americans now prefer to call themselves “Independent” voters (like yours truly) rather than claim affiliation with either the Democratic or Republican Parties.

No surprise. Those two parties are just rival gangs of white-collar criminals who spend their careers barely one step ahead of a criminal indictment yet they consider themselves fit to lecture the rest of us on how we should think and feel.

BOTH parties are at a record low in terms of people claiming affiliation with them, but in typical fashion Democratic Party outlets are only hyping the Republicans’ low figures and Republican Party outlets are only hyping the Democrats’ low figures. Continue reading →

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COLLEGE BASKETBALL RANKINGS: BALLADEER’S BLOG

LSU-Alexandria GeneralsNAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) – 1. LSU- ALEXANDRIA GENERALS     ###      2. ARIZONA CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY FIRESTORM     ###      3. TALLADEGA COLLEGE TORNADOES     ###      4. HOPE INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY ROYALS     ###      5. XAVIER (LA) GOLD RUSH     ###       Continue reading →

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OBAMA: IF IT SAVES EVEN ONE LIFE …

Obama at his most presidential

Obama at his most presidential

Since I’m an independent voter who doesn’t belong to any of America’s increasingly out-of- touch political parties I can objectively state that Barack Obama has been a disaster.

Along with his clueless classroom-level worldview, his ineptitude and his outright corruption comes his smarminess. Obama makes the oiliest used-car sales rep look sincere and makes the repulsive Richard Nixon seem straightforward by comparison.

Little Barry loves to push some of his less popular notions by tearfully claiming that “if they save even one life …” they’re worth implementing.

We can easily flip that thinking on Obama by saying the same thing – all while choking up with forced tears, of course.  

“If it saves even one life” isn’t it better to stop bringing in Syrian refugees until they can be PROPERLY vetted?

Obamacare corpse“If it saved even one life” wouldn’t it have been worth it to NOT implement the ongoing train-wreck called Obamacare, which heartlessly did NOT cover many life-preserving treatments and medications for so many unfortunate people. (Little Barry loved bragging about how “pre-existing conditions” supposedly HAD to be treated but that turned out to be as false as his claim that “if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.”) Continue reading →

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THE DEATHMASTER (1972)

Death MasterTHE DEATHMASTER (1972) – In between his pair of movies as the vampire named Count Yorga the one and only Robert Quarry starred as a vampiric Charles Manson wannabe in this film. The Deathmaster starts out with a great bit that wouldn’t look out of place in a Jean Rollin horror flick from France: the huge, hulking Barbado (Le Sesne Hilton) plays eerie flute music, seemingly luring ashore a sea-tossed coffin. Naturally this casket holds our “Deathmaster” – a vampire called Khorda.

Unfortunately it’s all downhill from there unless you’re like me and you really enjoy bad movies. Khorda eschews the usual vampire shtick of being a suave ladies’ man. His approach is to dress like early 1970s hippies do and model his coiffure and facial hair after Charles Manson. The filmmakers even admitted that was indeed the look they were going for. Continue reading →

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MUSLIM SAVAGERY: TAHARRUSH IS MASS RAPE IN THEIR VOCABULARY

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

A SYMBOL OF HATRED, SLAVERY, MASS RAPE AND INFANTICIDE.

News continues to come out about the mass rapes and assaults committed by Muslim men on New Year’s Eve in Cologne, Hamburg, Berlin, Helsinki, Zurich, Kalmar and Dusseldorf. As usual the political media did their best to cover up once again for Islam but the brave victims went public about who the attackers REALLY were. 

Taharrush is the term that the Muslim World uses for these mass-assaults on women at public gatherings, and THAT is why it was mobs of Muslim males committing these outrages in cities across Europe. Yes, the Muslim World has a term for this savagery just like they have a term for when grown men rape little boys – bacha bazi.

A reasonable person might ask what kind of savages are so used to such barbaric behavior that to them it’s just another outbreak of Taharrush? Or bacha bazi? The answer will be the same one it has been for hundreds of years – Muslims. Islam is a fascist philosophy which marries religion to politics and it must be opposed loudly and daily, or Sharia Law will be the next Muslim “term” the political left tries to pass off as “diversity.”  Continue reading →

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STAR WARS EPISODE EIGHT SPOILERS

Not pictured: my secret source

Not pictured: my secret source

Balladeer’s Blog has just learned some spoilers regarding the next Star Wars movie. My secret top-level source in the industry – and by the industry I mean the business – tells me that:

*** Episode Eight will feature TWO Death Stars!

*** Han Solo masters the Force as easily as everybody else can and comes back as a Force Ghost like Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda, etc. Continue reading →

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THE FOUR MOST DARING MOVIES AND TV SHOWS OF 2015

Here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to save up my lists about highlights of the year until after the year is officially completed. Here’s a look at the most truly irreverent and iconoclastic pieces of entertainment from the year just past.

"I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags."

“I come from a long line of slave-owning scumbags.”

ROOTS 3: THE BEN AFFLECK STORY – This was a fascinating look at how involved Ben’s ancestors were in the slave trade AND about his heavy-handed attempts to get his family’s history of slave-owning censored from a PBS documentary.     Continue reading →

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EDISON’S CONQUEST OF MARS (1898): PART ELEVEN

The Martian moon Deimos

The Martian moon Deimos

Balladeer’s Blog continues its examination of Garrett P Serviss’ odd sequel to Fighters From Mars, his blatant imitation of War of the Worlds.

PART ELEVEN

The 20 spaceships in the detachment commanded by Garrett Serviss and Colonel Alonzo Jefferson Smith rejoined the main fleet commanded by Thomas Edison. That main fleet was continuing its bombardment of the Martian forts and cities below with their disintegrator guns while trying to remain just outside of the range of the Martians’ lightning cannons. (I know “cannon” can also be plural but many people don’t so to avoid confusion I use “cannons” instead) 

Serviss and Smith informed Edison about the success of their raid to obtain supplies for the entire fleet and then revealed the other find from their raid: the captive Earth woman whom the Martians had been using as a slave. 

With the dire supply problem solved Edison decided to have the Terran fleet withdraw to the Martian moon of Deimos. The remaining 60-plus Earth ships landed on the side of that moon that was always faced away from the Red Planet. Patrols in camouflaged space suits were posted on the far horizon to keep a watch on Mars with telescopes to prevent any surprise attacks.     Continue reading →

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