BAD MOVIES FOR BACK-TO-SCHOOL

What better way to mark the return of the school year than with the absurdity of those over-the- top Juvenile Delinquent films of the 1950s and 1960s? 

high-school-caesarHIGH SCHOOL CAESAR (1960) – John Ashley, who was about as menacing as Ned Flanders, plays a bitter rich teenage punk who runs illegal operations at his high school like a junior version of organized crime. The title is a reference to Little Caesar, the gangster movie with Edward G Robinson.

Ashley’s JD character peddles the answers to exams, rigs school elections and bilks money from his classmates. All of this is played so seriously you will die laughing. There’s also the obligatory Drag Race and OF COURSE someone dies while drag racing. My Bad Movie page has a full-length review of this one if you’re interested.

shake-rattle-and-rockSHAKE, RATTLE AND ROCK! (1956) – In this hilarious movie Rock and Roll music is blamed for the Juvenile Delinquency epidemic of the 1950’s. Not only does one particularly irrational city ban rock music completely but it puts the local rock DJ on trial!

They hold him accountable for the vandalism and other JD activities that hit the town because, by their logic, the “wild” music he played CAUSED the teenagers to commit their crimes. This is Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER 11th: DEMOCRATS THINK ALL “AUTHENTIC” MUSLIMS HATE THE WEST

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Democrats: Muslims who don’t hate the Western World are useless to us!

The close-minded people who pretend to be American Liberals love to act like they’re “defending Muslims” by objecting to the marking of 9-11. In their eyes ONLY Muslims who hate the West are “authentic.” 

You’ll never see self-adoring, virtue-signalling Leftist demagogues doing photo ops with Muslims who came to America to GET AWAY from the suffocating oppression of the Muslim World and the endless wars which Muslim groups have been waging against each other for over a thousand years.

Muslims are the new toys of the pompous, condescending Liberals (more like fascists) of the Western World. The ONLY Muslims who are useful to them are Muslims who say that America is “Islamophobic” (Oh, NO WONDER they want to come here in such large numbers and no wonder the number of mosques in the U.S. has more than tripled since the 9-11 attacks) or (yaaaawn) racist (Islam is not a race).

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The symbol of the nonexistent Balladeer Political Party

You will NEVER see the political media giving air-time to Muslims who want to say “The West is not our enemy” or “Actually I find it fascinating to interact with so many non-Muslims. It’s really opened my mind.” and ESPECIALLY not “I came to America so my daughters can have more freedoms and pursue their own dreams.”

The latest worn-out expression from the gutless zombies of American Liberalism or “Libero-fascism” is Western Triumphalism. Any and all Muslims who DON’T hate America or other Western nations get dismissed by the left-wing parties as Western Triumphalists who have “internalized Western Oppression.”

As always with the barely human robots of the political left members of ANY group they decide belongs to them can NOT be “the authentic voices” of that group UNLESS they express hatred of the U.S. and the U.K. etc. Oh, and unless they show mindlesss, unquestioning allegiance to the Democratic Party (U.S.) or Labour Party (U.K.).

Sadly those Muslims who flee the constant conflicts of the Middle East (which has been a war-torn mess ever since Islam entered the picture and destroyed enlightened Arab cultures) are the ones who have to hide from public exposure lest they be targeted by the violent Muslim fanatics. Ironically the Left’s approach mostly hurts the Muslims they pretend to be helping.  

And I repeat the Muslim World has been a mess for OVER A THOUSAND YEARS! They ran the African slave trade before Europeans got around to it. They were a brutal, blood-soaked Colonial Empire even earlier than the European Colonial powers were.

Islam spread through blood and violence like all religions do. Islam expanded from the area of the Arabian Peninsula to subjugate most of Africa, several nations of Europe and also spread eastward as far as the Philippines. Conflict between Islam and the rest of the world did NOT begin with the supreme ass named George W Bush.   

IF YOUR CHILD DOESN’T KNOW THIS, THANK A TEACHER! Continue reading →

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SEPTEMBER 11th: LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

PLANE WORLD TRADE TOWER

September 11th, 2001

Sixteen years ago Muslim fanatics reminded the rest of the world that they’ve been at war with us for about 1,400 years.  Independent Voter site Balladeer’s Blog takes a look at a parallel Earth today. 

Several years ago a big deal was made over whether or not the 9-11 attacks could have been prevented by greater coordination between elements of the intelligence community. Amid the predictable partisan bickering and childish finger- pointing that characterized the 9-11 Commission and its findings an important consideration was overlooked.

That consideration was how events would have unfolded if the attacks had actually been thwarted. Let’s take a quick look at both the Liberal idiocy and the Conservative idiocy that would have followed. 

THE LIBERAL IDIOCY – The insecure American Left always feels that the only officially “intellectual” thing to do is to take sides against one’s own country no matter what the situation is.

I agree there are plenty of times when reasonable people WILL take sides against their own country, but with American Liberals the rest of us have learned to just yawn and listen with amusement as they twist logic as severely as they have to in order to stick to their apparent loyalty to “everyone who hates America, right or wrong.” Continue reading →

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THE GUARDIAN OF MYSTERY ISLAND (1896): ANCIENT SCIENCE FICTION

Guardian of Mystery IslandTHE GUARDIAN OF MYSTERY ISLAND (1896) – Written by Dr Edmond Molcini. Mystery Island lies off the coast of Maine and everyone near the coast considers the place haunted by a true monstrosity – a large ghost-dog.

Sam Lenartson, the hero of the story, is new to the region and is bemused by the superstitious whispers about Mystery Island. He decides to investigate by sailing over to the place but can’t find anyone willing to brave the isle with him.

Sam arrives alone and, though he hears distant barking of an apparently large canine when he follows the sounds he finds a small dog and its owner. That owner is a very, very, VERY old French woman who is either senile or insane. She says she has been around since the 1790s, kept alive by chewing what she calls “Devil Weed.” Continue reading →

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 9th

*** HEADLINES ***

Morningside MustangsMORNINGSIDE CONQUERS THE NCAA – Each week of college football season often sees various NAIA college teams upsetting NCAA Division Two teams. This is like when 1AA teams upset 1A teams. Yesterday the NAIA’s MORNINGSIDE COLLEGE MUSTANGS faced the NCAA’s Division Two team the TRUMAN STATE BULLDOGS. The Mustangs held a commanding 28-10 Halftime lead but needed to hold on for a 35-30 victory.

stout-blue-devils-helmet-newNUMBER FOUR TAKES A FALL – Meanwhile in NCAA Division Three the UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN AT STOUT BLUE DEVILS welcomed the number 4 team in the nation – the UNIVERSITY OF SAINT THOMAS TOMMIES. A 7-6 1st Quarter lead for the Tommies became a 14-14 tie at the Half. After the break the Blue Devils outscored UST 11-8 for an earth-shaking 25-22 upset.  

West Texas A&MNUMBER SEVEN GOES DOWN – In NCAA Division Two the WEST TEXAS A&M BUFFALOES played host to the nation’s 7th ranked COLORADO STATE AT PUEBLO THUNDER WOLVES. The Buffaloes were trailing the Thunder Wolves 7-3 in the 1st Quarter and 21-11 at the midpoint. Neither team scored in the 3rd Quarter, with the Buffaloes notching 13 points in the 4th to win the game 24-21. Continue reading →

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MUSLIM FASCIST ATROCITY ROUNDUP: SEPTEMBER 9th

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CORPORATE FASCIST MARK “SKIPPY” ZUCKERBERG

MUSLIM VIOLENCE AWARENESS YEAR CONTINUES. Here are just A FEW of the latest atrocities from the kind of Muslim fascists that the Democrats who censor Facebook LOVE! (Since people can block anything they want to block there is NO excuse for Facebook’s obsessive censorship.) 

September 8th: Ancha, Nigeria – Fulani terrorists, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, butchered 19 innocent people and injured 5 more. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this.

August 30th: Banki, Nigeria – Muslim fascists used KNIVES to kill 18 innocent people. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this. 

August 28th: Maungtaw, Myanmar – Islamofascists hacked 7 innocent people to death and injured 5 more – because the victims were NOT Muslim. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this.

Faisal againSeptember 8th: Ngala, Nigeria – Muslim fascists used machine guns to kill 7 innocent people and injure 3 more. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this. 

September 6th: Rakhine, Myanmar – Muslim fascists killed 6 innocent people for being Hindu instead of Muslim. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this.  

September 6th: Lamu, Kenya – Al Shabaab, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, beheaded 5 innocent people for being Christian instead of Muslim. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this.   

September 6th: Dhaka, Bangladesh – Jamayetul Mujahideen, the local franchise of the Global Muslim Fascist Murder Machine, used a suicide bomber to kill 4 innocent people. The Democrats at Facebook will ban news items about this.   Continue reading →

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TALKING HEADS: PSYCHO KILLER

Time for another installment of Balladeer’s Blog’s “Give Them A Shoutout Before They’re Dead.” This time around it’s Talking Heads with their song Psycho Killer.

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS FROM SEPTEMBER 7th

*** NCAA DIVISION TWO ***

Northwest Missouri BearcatsNUMBER ONE SURVIVES A CLOSE CALL – Last night the number 1 team in the nation – the dynastic NORTHWEST MISSOURI STATE BEARCATS – took it on the road against the WASHBURN UNIVERSITY ICHABODS. This game went right down to the wire, with the Bearcats holding on in the end for a 20-14 victory in this Instant Classic.

Emporia StateSTUNG BY THE HORNETS – Meanwhile, NCAA Division Two’s 11th ranked EMPORIA STATE HORNETS had no trouble at all with the visiting UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA AT KEARNEY LOPERS. The Hornets dominated the reeling Lopers on both sides of the ball for a FORTY-FIVE to THIRTEEN blowout win. Continue reading →

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DEMOCRATS TO VICTIMS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT VIOLENCE: DROP DEAD

Stolen Lives QuiltThe increasing unwillingness of American citizens to vote for the Left-Wing Archie Bunkers who call themselves Democrats has made DemCorp even more fanatical about increasing the numbers of illegal immigrants who enter the country. Democrats have alienated most of us who used to belong to their political party (the Republicans, meanwhile, are clueless buffoons and worse) so they are frantically trying to legalize millions of illegal immigrants so they can vote for Democrats.

ShataviaDemocrats are also always trying to give voting rights to convicted felons as well because they know felons will not only VOTE for Democrats but very likely already ARE Democrats. Plus the Democrats are always trying to lower the voting age to 16 because they know people that young are naïve enough to vote for Democrats.

But right now all that matters to America’s politicians and to Corporate Fascists like Mark “Skippy” Zuckerberg are illegal immigrants. Bloated rich pigs want to lower the median wage – plus recently Zuckerberg EXPRESSED DISMAY THAT – IN ONE AREA ALONE – OVER 750,000 JOBS THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WILL INSTEAD GO TO AMERICAN CITIZENS. Oh, the horror of it all!

Victims of Illegal Immigrants

********************* Remember the victims of illegal immigrants – they and their loved ones are the people who really “live in the shadows.”

American Liberals like to pretend they are “compassionate” and “caring” but that pretended concern is very selective and goes only one way.

Grieving mother Maureen Maloney was one of the untold thousands of Americans to lose a loved one to people who illegally cross our border with Mexico and then go on to commit other crimes.

Maloney’s 23 year-old son Matthew was hit by a repeat-offending illegal alien drunk driver. Although Matthew survived the initial crash, he died as he was subsequently dragged a quarter of a mile—caught in the wheel well of the illegal alien’s pick up truck— as the alien sought to flee the crime scene. “Witnesses who saw [Matthew] pinned screaming under the truck ran out and pounded on the vehicle, crying out to the driver who kept going…'[Matthew] was alive for a good portion of it,’” wrote a correspondent.

American Liberals, who pretend to be so “caring” always ignore these frequent tragedies. They can’t exploit such events to fit their political narrative, you see, so they turn a blind eye to them. Had an American citizen struck an illegal immigrant and dragged them along, killing them in an attempt to flee, that Mexican’s name would be known worldwide now. 

The Democratic Party (Slogan: “Oppressing others while posing as the oppressed”) would have launched one of its internet and social media memes about the incident. Democrats would go in front of the cameras to make political capital out of the death and for their usual drama queen antics.  

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The Party that represents illegal immigrants but NEVER American citizens. That would be so gauche.

American Liberals always practice this philosophy  – “Something bad happened, so do what we say to do or else it means you are a hater.” They never care about people like this young man’s mother. Liberals will launch no hashtags about her son’s pointless death. There will be no Hollywood movies made about the tragedy. 

Democrats love to whine “If it saves even one life …” about actions the Democrats want done but, trust me, they will NEVER say “If it saves even one life isn’t it worth it to FINALLY secure our southern border?”  

Even Republicans like John Kasich have vowed to pursue amnesty to all illegal immigrants. Maureen Maloney’s public response was to ask Kasich to “visit the grave of my murdered child.” That will never happen of course. Instead, callous, comfortable and uncaring American Liberals prefer to accuse the citizens who mourn the dead victims of illegal immigrants of being (yawn) “racists” and “haters.” 

If Maureen’s heart-breaking request for Kasich to visit her son’s grave furthered the narrative of the pro-illegal immigration crowd then, trust me, EVERY SINGLE ELECTED OFFICIAL would be forced to answer – over and over and over again – questions about what their own feelings are regarding the tragedy. 

Virtually no attention is paid by our politicians to grieving families who have lost loved ones to murders committed by people who illegally crossed our (still unsecured) border with Mexico. Or those families who’ve had loved ones raped or assaulted by those illegal immigrants – and over 600,000 documented crimes have been committed by illegal immigrants  in recent years.

Many of them committed by Mexican criminals WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN CAUGHT and either were not deported or were deported but simply strolled right back across our perpetually unsecured southern border. The victims of these repeat offenders and the loved ones of those victims are the people who REALLY “live in the shadows.” ++

(For overseas readers I’ll clarify that last line. Liberal hypocrites like to coyly – and publicly, of course – agonize on behalf of illegal immigrants. A line they’re fond of using is that those illegal immigrants are forced to “live in the shadows.” Uh. Yeah. Who’d have thought you might experience difficulties for making the conscious decision to enter a country illegally? Astonishing.)    

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CCCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL RESULTS

Fullerton College HornetsDEFENDING CHAMPIONS MAKE A STATEMENT – The top ranked Defending Champions of CCCAA Football – the FULLERTON COLLEGE HORNETS – came out of the gate like men possessed. The Hornets welcomed the SANTA ANA COLLEGE DONS and were less than gracious hosts. Fullerton College led 20-7 in the 1st Quarter and 42-14 by Halftime enroute to a SEVENTY-SEVEN to TWENTY-EIGHT blowout of the Dons.

American River College BeaversNUMBER TWO AND THREE ROLL AS WELL – Not to be outdone, the number 2 team in the rankings – the AMERICAN RIVER COLLEGE BEAVERS – utterly annihilated the visiting DIABLO VALLEY COLLEGE VIKINGS (should be the Green Devils) to the tune of SIXTY-SEVEN to NOTHING    ###    And the 3rd ranked BUTTE COLLEGE ROADRUNNERS shut out their guests the SANTA ROSA COLLEGE BEAR CUBS by a final tally of 51-0.   Continue reading →

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